₦airaland Forum

A Uniport graduate badly needs a job and decides
to apply at the ibadan zoo. As it
happened, their star attraction, a
gorilla, had passed away the
night before and they had
carefully preserved his hide. They
tell this guy that they'll pay him
well if he would dress up in the
gorillas skin and pretend to be
the gorilla so people will keep
coming to the zoo. Well, the guy
has his doubts, but Hey! He needs
the money, so he puts on the skin
and goes out into the cage. The
people all cheer to see him. He
plays up to the audience and they
just eat it up. This isn't so bad, he
thinks, and he starts really putting
on a show, jumping around,
beating his chest and roaring,
swinging around. During one
acrobatic attempt, though, he
loses his balance and crashes
through some safety netting,
landing square in the middle of
the lion cage! As he lies there
stunned, the lion roars. He's
terrified and starts screaming,
"Help, Help, Help!" The lion races
over to him, places his paws on
his chest and hisses, "Shut up or
we'll BOTH lose our jobs!

One by one d 40lapdogs are showin up to defend their master...

Alibaba and d 40 thieves i have read abt, now na gej n d 40 thieves sorry 40 laptop men...

I knew of Alibaba n d 40 thieves, which 1 com b gej n d 40 thieves sorry 40 laptop men?...

When will the followers and d 40 laptop men eva see anytin wrong wit d way their employer is mismanagin d affairs of dis country? Rememba money is not evrytin in lyf.

Mr President and his wife shud stop appearing on national tv, they are doin demselves more harm than gud.

I tire for all diz nairalanders. I ragged during my OND days in yabatech, it was fun. It's nt compulsory u dress in rag, lyk in my case i combine my clothes differently. I'll upload my rag day pix later.
Why most of us don't submit d moni is because d cans ar sold 2 us by d SUG, we xpet d SUG 2 send d cash realised from d sales of d cans 2 d motherless y we kip d 1 we realised on d street.
On one of d occasions i even met wit Jide Kosoko @ maryland in lagos n he gave me N1000...abegi it was fun nt razz as u all ar claimin.

Sorry for going off point, how many people rememba dat most of dis series were watched on black and white televisions and not d HD's, LCD'S, 3D's etc...

ojo roads worst die, pls dnt jst go dere

It is true oil is found in ogun state and the said place is my village, but i doubt the building of the refineries because this talk of extraction and refineries have been on since the days of Obj and till date nothing has happened...i believe say all dis buildin of 5refineries na embezzlement strategy, NAIJA WE HAIL THEE.

The bible says in d book of 2corinthians 5:17. this man is a new being and has been forgiven, even though he is tried n imprisoned he'll neva be moved. Moreova, how many of u blabbing here can say diz in d hay dayz of shina rambo?,

Am very sure they will soon get rid of this man. freed or not.

Will allowing boko haram having their own country be the ideal solution to all this bombings? Then why is al-qaeda bombing western countries despite having their own muslim country? Allowing them go will put our unsecured country into more danger. Na only God go save us

Will boko haram having their own country really be the ideal solution to all these bombings? Let's look at al-qaeda, are they part of the U.S? but they keep bombing U.S. and most western countries. Na God go save we all

I tot i am d only one sick of dis. Wen i complained about it, my girl and sister see me as been old school. Another thing that irritates most about it is weneva i touch her attachment hair, i feel nothing but wen i touch her natural hair, i feel nature.

Nairaland is full of confused people, always arguing over one thing or the other, common venue for beach, it has turned to argument galore

Nairaland is full of confused people, always arguing over one thing or the other, common venue for beach, it has turned to argument galore

Nairaland is full of confused people, always arguing over one thing or the other, common venue for beach, it has turned to argument galore

When i remember what led to my use of internet i can't stop laughing. I was in in jss2 then in the year 2000, when one of my classmate told me they have internet in there house and that when you are using the internet, it's more like driving, that during the cause of your driving whatever happens online will affect your physical being e.g. If u die online during the cause of driving online, physically u'll die too. So i was eager to know but my first time was a mixed feeling of fear and anxiety because i don't want to die but i want to drive u.s. But on gettin 2 d cafe wit anoda friend it was a whole different xperience.

If truly there is no God, if all about Christ and God are just fairytales so why all recorded in the book of Revelation coming to past during this generation. "I AM THE WAY, THE TRUTH AND THE LIFE; NO ONE GOES TO THE FATHER EXCEPT BY ME" John14:6. You can still retrace your steps today and He'll welcome you with open arms. As for me and my household, Jehovah we will serve forever.

The above quote was my earlier prediction. Thus far, NLs are yet to prove me wrong.  Imagine this topic was about, for instance, how my girlfriend gave my gonorrhea, boy, it would have been on page 99 by now. It is a reflection of the mental laziness that afflicts many citizens of our country.
[quote][/quote]I really agree with u bro., we take time to argue on useless threads but when it comes to national issues all we do is to overlook it. God save the future of this nation.

I know she will donate hers without hesitation, but for me, i still want to giving it a serious thought

Can anything good come out of pdp? God forbid, i can never vote for a pdp candidate. And to the Fashola critics can let him complete his 8years then you'll be begging to become Nigeria president.

Why won't we think it's ibb when he is nicknamed evil genius. When he didn't venture into the presidency race we didn't have cases like this now he is there everywhere is hot. God save our soul come 2011

Pls anybody with info on pre-ND in moshood abiola poly? I want to know if pre-ND Programme is run in Mapoly, the cost and when the form will be on sale. Your post will do me a lot of favor.

I have heard lot of us complaining about the diction of our celebrities, This has prompt me to raise this question. Who speaks better English 2face or Psquare?

R.I.P Dagrin, a huge loss 2 nigeria

Pls NL, don't let us be sentimental about this issue, the power supply has improved so much. In my area out of 24hrs the minimal power supply is 20hrs. It's the truth, i am not campaigning for Ag. President Jonathan. If this light problem should be sought out permanently pls let him stay in office beyond 2011

I believe woteva u asked from God u'll be given. I am a virgin and have always prayed for one and God granted my requested. I was 20 wen i met her, she was 20 too, 4yrs on now we've being dating and we still remain virgins. but 2 say d truth we do kiss alot.

Marriage is a very critical decision to take,  be cautious abt it or u regret d whole thing. I think u shud read 1cor7:13. It will surely bring a solution to ur troubled heart.