₦airaland Forum

Is it a must they go to saudi or jerusalem all in d name of religious rites?

[quote author=shymexx]Can we also hear the guys' side of the story??

Women and their blame game...

*Yawns*

should that be an excuse to abuse the weaker sex?

dedeike: This government is on performance enhancing drug. The rate at which projects are going on in every sector is very alarming .
Just at a time when you feel they have disclosed all they have in offer, they just come up with new projects. The transformation agenda is really on a hyper mode.
One week, one dossier of contracts and projects.

Last week, it was a plethora of projects ranging from so many highways slated for funding under SURE P to Eleven terminals and airports undergoing remodelling and reconstruction across Nigeria. Same week, Govt launched the YOUWIN 2 for another round of employment for women. Same week, Minna-Kaduna trains were back on the track transporting people. Same week, contracts were awarded for the construction of East West and Abuja-Lokoja roads. Penultimate week, new Onitsha sea ports were commissioned and oil refinery in Anambra.

Same week, govt had offset outstanding and genuine subsidy claims to oil markerters and trader companies. Same week, the ministry of information announced plans to undertake a good governance tour to meet the people and showcase ongoing projects. same week, the SWF board was finally inaugurated with distinguished technocrats at the helm to champion development on a three phase basis.

This week, it is still projects galore. Our Foriegn reserves has hit a remarkable 41 billion dollars. Our oil production has peaked 2.7 Mbpd. The government has secured a strategic loan deal with nexim bank for financing of three critical developmental projects viz Abuja railway, New airports, national Internet/ communication backbone. Etc

Now this. A significant 44 infrastructural projects in the much neglected Niger Delta region. The air can only get fresher.

mr lapdog doin wot he knws how to do best

Another facrook in d makin.

58 Nigeria and 11 in africa.
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No Pastor is allowed 2 interfere in my relationship.
I feel your pain my guy but nevertheless u have to move on with your life and control your anger in your future relationship(s).
I had a case similar to yours(that she must not marry a guy not from her tribe). My whole life used to depend on it then but since her mom and her pastor won't allow it work, I moved on with my life. Today am in a better relationship and she's yet to get one. She still begs me and since i won't comeback to the relationship, she kept asking me for advise. Now its IST 4 LYF!

A-lthough things are not perfect,
B-ecause of trial or pain,
C-ontinue in thanksgiving,
D-o not begin to blame.
E-ven when the times are hard,
F-ierce winds are bound to blow,
G-od is forever able,
H-old on to what you know.
I-magine life without His love,
J-oy would cease to be.
K-eep thanking Him for all the
things,
L-ove imparts to thee.
M-ove out of " Camp
Complaining ,"
N-o weapon that is known,
O-n earth can yield the power,
P-raise can do alone.
Q-uit looking at the future,
R-edeem the time at hand.
S-tart every day with worship,
T-o "thank" is a command.
U-ntil we see Him coming,
V-ictorious in the sky,
W-e'll run the race with gratitude,
X-alting God most high.
Y-es, there'll be good times and
yes some will be bad but,
Z-ion waits in glory, where none
are ever sad!"
May you come out of whatever
you are passing through today,
wiser, stronger, richer and
happier...
~Happy new month

0basanjo, Atiku And I.ß.ß Were In
A Plane!!!
0bj Said=>I Could Throw Down
This #1000 Note And Make 1
Niqerian Happy!!
Atiku Said=>I Could Throw Down
2 #500 Note And Make 2
Niqerians Happy!!
I.ß.ß Said=>I Could Throw Down 5
#200 Note And Make 5 Niqerians
Happy!!
The Pilot Who Was Listeninq To
Their Conversation Told His Co-
Pilot===>You Know I Can Throw
Down The 3 Of Them And Make
Millions Of Niqerians Happy!!!

Its so funny,can't stop laughing :Dis so funny,can't stop laughing

Akpors goes into a
chemist, reaches into his pocket
and takes out a small bottle and a
teaspoon. He pours some liquid
onto the teaspoon and offers it to
the chemist's assistance.
"Could you taste this please?"says
Akpors, chemist assistance takes the teaspoon,put it in
his mouth swills the liquid and
swallow it..
"Does it taste sweet?"asked Akpors
"No,not at all" says chemist assistance
"Good"says Akpors....."the doctor
told me to come here and get my
urine tested for sugar"

Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS
2) HTILER 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE
Did you read..........Spine, Lither,
Ginger and Subtext? Naughty minds...

lol

Teacher:How was ur paper?
Pulpil:wonderful,but I didn't
know d past tense of "think".I
thought&thought&thought then
finally wrote "thunk"

(@ d lecturer's office) Xcuse me sir i missed d exams because i spent all night readin. Score me A+ n av slimyem 4 3 consecutive nyts.

Our destiny is in our hands
It is no longer news that CBN
plans to introduce N5,000 note by
January 2013 .
The crux of the matter is the
implication that this will have on
our individual lives and national
economy. One of the indices of a
GROWING INFLATION, is the
creation of Higher Local Currency
Bill, NO matter what CBN or the
Managers of our economy say,
they know too well in their minds.
Ask them in Zimbabwe!
We will soon be buying things
now sold for about N3,000 -
N4,500; for N5,000.00!
It is terrible!
Why are we not emulating Ghana
where they just redenominated
their currency? Why can't we do
same to manage our economy?
The answer is clear; if we
redenominate THEY will lose the
money already stolen and kept
abroad. For instance if we
redenominate by cutting down
two zeros, N1,000 becomes N10
while N100 becomes N1. In a
similar way one dollar will
exchange for N1.55k. Therefore
$100m will be N1.5m. Naira will
become stronger against many
currencies and stealing money
abroad will become unattractive.
Why are we going for higher
denomination when CBN is
spending billions to promote a
cashless economy?
Join to say no to introduction of
higher denomination of naira .
Let's save our economy. Pls
rebroadcast untill it gets d
necessary attention. If we have 2
re-occupy Nigeria or CBN (this
time), let's do it....even if ₪o† for
ourselves then let's do it for d
future of our children and their
unborn children!! Before they
endanger our lives and make us
slave in our own nation.......

As a lady, your new boyfriend invited you over for the weekend. On getting there you discover all he has in his room is a mat laying on the floor and a transistor radio, will you pass the weekend or go back to your house?

wot's d big deal? My gal is way taller n we are avin a very beautiful relationship

I am sending this out to the members of the 40 laptops crew recruited by d gej administration which am sure would have increased.
It is obvious with the high level of unemployment in this country, only very few will reject this mouth watering offer presented to you by the presidency. But i feel totally disgusted so many times when you are defending the indefensible. have you ever ponder on one of this things? A good name is better than silver and gold, Selling your birthright for a little piece of morsel, encouraging and aiding bad leadership, Patriotism; does it exist in ur dictionary?
The list is endless. I know many of you ain't enjoying what you are doing but you have to do what you are being paid for.
It's not too late to say you are no longer interested, moreover you have the priviledge to tell your employer the bitter truth even though it'll cost you your life. Say it and get yourself free of this bondage.
...A word they say is enough for the wise.


I Love Nigeria

I can't help but weep for this once giant of africa...GEJ is a total failure.

I did fall in love with a gal while in jss2 and she did love me too but i no get liver to tell her. She do buy me lot of gift and we spent hours together weneva we av free periods, break n afta school hours. She did summon courage one day and whispered "I LUV U" in2 my ears in d classroom. I said ehn pretendin i didn't hear her, next tin she go say na kukuruku(cock crow). Till date we still communicate n i still love her deeply but don't want to break heart of the lady in my heart.

Me i suspect say na lefulefu gangan get dis problem no b him frnd. My guy confess so we can helep u

Not the girl-Darey art Alade

Which one be CHAIN again? Pastor Caleb and other MOG's cannot speak against d Fg because they are all on the paylist of Fg. Ride Pastor Tunde Bakare, we d masses love u

Emmy9ite: i will be the committee chairman

i go be fin.sec 4 d committee

A Uniport graduate badly needs a job and decides
to apply at the ibadan zoo. As it
happened, their star attraction, a
gorilla, had passed away the
night before and they had
carefully preserved his hide. They
tell this guy that they'll pay him
well if he would dress up in the
gorillas skin and pretend to be
the gorilla so people will keep
coming to the zoo. Well, the guy
has his doubts, but Hey! He needs
the money, so he puts on the skin
and goes out into the cage. The
people all cheer to see him. He
plays up to the audience and they
just eat it up. This isn't so bad, he
thinks, and he starts really putting
on a show, jumping around,
beating his chest and roaring,
swinging around. During one
acrobatic attempt, though, he
loses his balance and crashes
through some safety netting,
landing square in the middle of
the lion cage! As he lies there
stunned, the lion roars. He's
terrified and starts screaming,
"Help, Help, Help!" The lion races
over to him, places his paws on
his chest and hisses, "Shut up or
we'll BOTH lose our jobs!

One by one d 40lapdogs are showin up to defend their master...