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Romance › Re: Can You Allow Your Friend To Stay With Your Partner When You're Not Around? by SirMichael1: 9:14am On Nov 30, 2017

Of course, I can allow my friend stay with my girlfriend provided they own tits and asses. I don't want no man running around in my girl's house in his tights with the excuse of showering.

Romance › Re: Madonna Vintage Nude Picture At 18 Set For Auction by SirMichael1: 10:52pm On Nov 29, 2017

Was this the Madonna I heard fūçked a horse and it passed out and that they inserted 8 snooker balls into her v-j. I even heard stories where they said the great Snoop Dogg was fūçkīñg her and it was as though she was feeling nothing. He was just ramming his way through ferociously 'cause his reputation of being a good-fuckér was at stake.

Those days where anything goes

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Huddersfield (5 - 0) On 29th November 2017 by SirMichael1: 10:21pm On Nov 29, 2017

Arsenal on fire!!!! 3 goals within 8' cheesy

Romance › Re: Feminism Relevant To Time And Place: Emancipation by SirMichael1: 7:02pm On Nov 27, 2017

Dimples129:
It's very well written, and the sister is sitting on some big brains

Alright, let me get on with it then

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Romance › Re: Feminism Relevant To Time And Place: Emancipation by SirMichael1: 6:38pm On Nov 27, 2017

Dimples129:
Misswrite

Come identify yourself I feel like I know the person behind this moniker

*Pulls her ear open* whisper it in my ear

Is it worth reading? Don't wanna waste precious time

Family › Re: A Message From A Muslim Sister; Ladies What Are Your Position On This? by SirMichael1: 6:34pm On Nov 27, 2017

speaktome:
I see why some So called Christian do convert to Muslim

But the Sister is making sense oo

Lalasticlal.a, Nwa.mikpe Abeg what do you think

#MySignatureMyBusiness

Who's this nonentity? This degraded maniac? You lack intelligence? Then don't post a comment!"

You want to make a controversial comment? Do so without prejudice

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL: Huddlesfield Town Vs Manchester City (full time) 1-2 by SirMichael1: 6:01pm On Nov 26, 2017

I've always known that this day would come. I noticed they've not been able to score over 3 goals after the just concluded international break.

It was 2 goals against Leicester, 1 goal against the last club and draw today

I can bet that Man city wouldn't win this match.

I'm 100% sure this game would end in 1-1 against man city

Romance › Re: I Am 22 And My Son Is Now 5yrs Old. One Word For Me (photo) by SirMichael1: 5:14pm On Nov 26, 2017

perrypablo:
U must hv serious issues o.....

You think they're nothing compared to being stupid right? Like they're extremely stupid?? Huh?? cheesy

Romance › Re: Which Colours Of Eye Look Beautiful On Ladies ? (pictures) by SirMichael1: 3:17pm On Nov 26, 2017

lalanice:
seems this trend is coming back. I saw a lady wear blue yesterday and it was really fine. brown is too common, people still fix that ?

Okay, one sensible comment. cheesy

I wanna know, are there provisions for changing the pupil's colour? Like something worn over it?

Romance › Re: What's Your Attitude Towards Someone Who Snubs You Online by SirMichael1: 12:07pm On Nov 26, 2017

AryEmber:
Poor thing

I thought you don't trade words?? Never mind, you're indefinitely unwise so I understand why you wouldn't want to reply messages 'cause you don't wanna come across as being the dumb lady that you are.

Christianity Etc › Re: Drop Your Top Worship Songs Foreign Or Local by SirMichael1: 11:04am On Nov 26, 2017

MaryBenn:
Lolzzzz it's not about having the video. It's about who the original singer and writer is...
Like 2 people already said, that song was by Jonathan & Melissa Helser
Chris only did his own version

I give up. I agree with you ma.

Jonathan and Melissa wrote and sang the song.

Chris Tomlin sang his remixed.

I'll just delete Chris Tomlin's and go for the original not the pirated version. Lemme get on with deleting it then.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Drop Your Top Worship Songs Foreign Or Local by SirMichael1: 9:53am On Nov 26, 2017

owerrezeorba:
Nope!!!!! it's by Jonathan David and Melissa Helser!!!!!

I have the video of Chris Tomlin's. I got it on YouTube. Run a quick search on YouTube and see for yourself

Christianity Etc › Re: Paul Enenche: Gospel Truth Of The Tithe Revealed by SirMichael1: 9:51am On Nov 26, 2017

MrBottle:
Where is that---- your pastor's bank account. ? And you said that God receives the tithes, how.? This ain't no burnt offerings that has evidence of being received by God---you know. God ain't in that warehouse or storehouse or whatever.-----so who receives it----

So son, if I'm meant to understand your plight about tithe payment is the believe that tithes should be paid but not to the the pastors? 'Cause clearly from your ceaseless argument, you never rebuffed tithing in itself

Christianity Etc › Re: Drop Your Top Worship Songs Foreign Or Local by SirMichael1: 8:47am On Nov 26, 2017

Olabenjamen22:
Really? But the one i have here was sang by David

Oh well.... We've had amazing grace sang and remixed by different worshippers

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Christianity Etc › Re: Drop Your Top Worship Songs Foreign Or Local by SirMichael1: 8:42am On Nov 26, 2017

As it is in heaven - Hillsong

Let there be light -Hillsong

Open heavens - Hillsong

Like an avalanche - Hillsong

Oceans - Hillsong

Amazing grace - Hillsong

If it ain't hillsong, it's othersong

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Christianity Etc › Re: Drop Your Top Worship Songs Foreign Or Local by SirMichael1: 8:42am On Nov 26, 2017

Olabenjamen22:
I'm no longer a slave to fear
by Jonathan David

Na Chris Tomlin sing am o

Christianity Etc › Re: Lady Converts A Muslim Uber Driver & Leads Him To Christ. See Reactions by SirMichael1: 8:40am On Nov 26, 2017*

On sighting those big boobs, I'll probably perform a pseudo-conversion just to hug her after leading me to Christ. From leading me to Christ to leading me to church, from there, I get led to her apartment and we're doing steamy stuffs under the sheets cheesy

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Travel › Re: Passengers Shares Most Disgusting Meals Served By Airlines On Flights(Photos) by SirMichael1: 8:01am On Nov 26, 2017

Explorers:
People share disgusting photos of their worst ever in-flight meals

Is this not a served dick?? Its like 9'. I can imagine giving a fellow guy that to eat.

Yikes!!! Disgusting

Romance › Re: What's Your Attitude Towards Someone Who Snubs You Online by SirMichael1: 7:57am On Nov 26, 2017

AryEmber:
I will pretend I didn't see that last part cause I don't trade words online.If you see a girl as a ho but she doesn't view herself as one, does that mean she do not know the meaning? Nobody should send anybody anything, that's my own

Still the same with your previous comment: Both senseless.

How does not being a hoe relates with not being a snub?? Why juxtapose uncorrelated things together??

Your first post;

AryEmber:
I don't reply anyone and I do not see myself as a snub

Meaning: You get sent messages on Whatsapp, on any IM app, get mentioned on NL and you do not reply whatsoever.

That's snubbing Miss.

You sleep around, get labelled a hoe but you declined to go with their views 'cause you don't believe that.

Bitch STFU, you're a slutty-wayward-hoe.

You think an online message means. "Hey, I wanna get into your pant"? Their momma bought them a pant so why do think yours is special.

#No_one_gives_a_fuck

Romance › Re: I Am 22 And My Son Is Now 5yrs Old. One Word For Me (photo) by SirMichael1: 12:37am On Nov 26, 2017*

He's obviously from the south. They're bunch of stupid persons. More than 70% of the country's stupid persons reside there

Romance › Re: What's Your Attitude Towards Someone Who Snubs You Online by SirMichael1: 12:34am On Nov 26, 2017

SmartchoiceNGR:
You talk like a slowpoke...get rich on the words you're hoarding

You got no chills

AryEmber:
I don't reply anyone and I do not see myself as a snub

This post is senseless. You reply no one and you don't see yourself as a snub?? You sure you know what snubbing means or you're just trying to make a sentence obviously void of wisdom/intelligence?? undecided

Romance › Re: What's Your Attitude Towards Someone Who Snubs You Online by SirMichael1: 12:27am On Nov 26, 2017

Munae:
only thirsty niggas notice bitches snubbing.

You're senseless so stfu

Celebrities › Re: Okoli Sochima Goodness, Beauty Of the World Africa 2017 Slays In New Photos by SirMichael1: 10:41pm On Nov 25, 2017

My God!!!

Those eyes. Her eyes shocked

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Romance › Re: Is My Aunty Giving Me Nod To Move Ahead And Have Her On Bed by SirMichael1: 6:31pm On Nov 25, 2017

Virus777:
How will the aunt bear funny looking creatures when he's not related to her by blood? She's only his uncle's wife.

I think you got your biology lessons all mixed up.

That wasn't the story. He modified his post. There was no 'Uncle (my father's brother)'. It was just my aunty and all that.

See other's comment and understand my post.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Brighton & Hove Albion (1 - 0) On 25th November 2017 by SirMichael1: 6:09pm On Nov 25, 2017

AndrewFarms:
our haters will not like this after seeing us grab another three point today.....

where ever they may be, I've got three words for you guys.....

GO HUG TRANSFORMER.......

3 point with only a goal against 'common' Brighton is what you're happy about. Wait till we meet city

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Brighton & Hove Albion (1 - 0) On 25th November 2017 by SirMichael1: 6:05pm On Nov 25, 2017

See that goal pogba couldn't tip into the net well. Damn! For a second there, I thought we've scored.

A goal difference between Brighton is not worthy of celebration. At this rate, we'll get defeated by Man city angry

Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Says The Rate Of Women Killing Their Spouses Is A Revolution by SirMichael1: 9:07am On Nov 25, 2017

tosyne2much:
A bottle of beer for you baba

Na you be boss oo grin

Romance › Re: Beautiful Lady Who Almost Committed Suicide Shares Hot Photos by SirMichael1: 8:58am On Nov 25, 2017

Just a quest to get back at the man who promised her marriage but married her best friend instead.

Caption: 'See what you're missing.... The big boobs and the thick ass'

And the stupid man would be contemplating coming back to make her his side bitch and after their makeup sex, he will decide to get a nap, that's when he gets 'chuku' 'chuku'

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