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Because we've left the colonial era troll

Without much ado, let’s get to why you’re here:

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Kimbra/Benita27: Female

She’s good, well intellectually and lexically articulated but a bit of a cry baby. Anyone with a malicious/killer instinct can take her on as she practically yells out to the mods when she can no longer partake in her e-pummeling to come ban her opponent.

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[/b]Iweecureyou: Male

This dude is the funniest yet the craziest person you can find here. He’s a patient at yabaleft (I think he escaped recently tho) and has this crazy conception that he cures e-madness. Dude shouldn’t be crossed paths with as he has a way of making you feel dumb with his funny retorts. That reminds me… It’s been a while since I last saw his comments. Serving ban?

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Mynd44: Male

Baba the baba! I hail o! This guy is who I call the “Lord of sarcasm” . He practically makes his own sarcastic memes (a rare sight) and can pick out a part of your comment and give a sarcastic clap back as reply and leave you in a dumfounded awe. Although I genuinely dislike the dude- ‘genuinely being the prevailing word here. His incessant bans have crippled me countless times. I’ll be engaging someone back and forth and seem to be having an upside advantage when all of a sudden I try submitting my next diss only to be met with, “You can’t do this right now”. Then mentions will start trooping in and the dude I was engaging will be spewing trash and taunting me but I can’t reply . I’ve been crippled!

If as a nairalander you haven’t experienced this, then your NL account has to be questioned or you’re just a cool fellow.

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Falconey baba kafaya: Male

In his words “I don’t like doing this but you darn cretins won’t stop hitting on my nerve” The guy is articulated with funny retorts and seldom takes part in e-fights. I wouldn’t want to engage him if I were you solely because he’s calm and can be a savage most times. He's also an outlaw

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Fabulocity: Female

This 'bish' is not kind at all. Jeez! She’s the combination of wickedness and evil. Oh, how much evil can a human vessel contain?? Her bashes are intellectually and precisely thought upon before she scrawls them down. Just stay away from the ‘viperess’

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Thesonofmark: Male

Has an e-god walked among monikers before?! Yet this guy trumps that! He is the boom! His lexical structures are way outta this world to an average English-understanding-folk. Precisely giving jabs at articulated regions in your intellectual psych and when he’s done with you, you’ll be left wondering why you took him on. I would advise that you steer clear from him. He just returned from a three months’ ban and might be carrying so much fury!

These are my observation and I may well be wrong or impartial

Some others to watch out for are Iamlegend1, Adaksbullet...

If you feel you or anyone’s moniker should be up there, just mention me here or in an abandoned thread

Lalas247:
Sirmich.ael1 Wts ur email sirmicheal.1

Lol. You gotta ask nicely

Feel like bringing out an obsolete thread back to live. The op as a being might have gone obsolete too

thepussyhunter:
lol

if this wasnt a faceless forum and you werent so far away from me i'd have punched you twice on the nose ...................dont joke with my sisters.......................i'm the only bro they've got and i intend to do my job and protect them even from petty online shiiiiiiiiiii



that said i fail to see how piercing and being homophobic correlates (except of course my definition of homophobia is skewed).............

Are you tryna say percing is kinda restricted to them ladies and perharps gay men too ................dude any fvck-tard who wants to do the shiiiiiii can fvcking do it........

Doesnt necessarily mean he's gay or something



and yeah you might be right........it just might be a mere fantasy but dammmmmmmm do i love lala's piercing

It doesn't correlate, you called me gay and being homophobic, I can't be homo

As a self-proclaimed Kenyan, you must have heard or seen photos of Bobrisky, with face baked with drum loads of emulsion paint, bleached skin and multi-hued knuckles, eyes adorned with fake lashes with claw-like, artificial extensions passing for finger... Isn't that at a glance 'gay-ish'? Piercings below the waist is for ladies but if a guy partakes in it he's hell yeah a gay! But as you rightly scribbled, any fūçkstard can do any shiii he wanna do and might not get so far away with it (what you didn't mention) so don't make yourself one by doing that.

and errmmm yeah i still think you gay

how about you bruv, send me one of your numerous sex videos with you vixens to prove me wrong instead of me sending me sis




good morning

Now you're starting to piss a nigga off.

Aaargh! You aired your thought again about me being gay! Now, not only will I eat your sisters, I'll eat them again and again and again and then again until you hear their their moans of pleasure from miles away and when I see you approaching from a distance, I'll eat them once more and run the hell as my leg could take me with rapid velocity

You asked for a video right? I'll not only send you videos but I'll send photos too so your sisters could see it and get w*t waiting impatiently for me. I don't need to do no wooing as my active phallus will do that for me.

How bad do you wanna punch me now? How angry are you? Just like you said, its a faceless forum so come and punch me in my house

Morning mate, how was your night?

thepussyhunter:
lol...........why i do feel you really might be gay


and are you serious?
Only new i could get some infections but i also read in a blog that these infections might come and last just a week after its done and there are drugs to prevent it.......

I swear i really thought on it though cos i have this lkove and fetish for piercings......
Would go do a rethink and thorough info findings on it


you do like lala's piercing na or dont you bruv

You want to really know if I'm gay? Just send your sister for test running.

I have no holes in my body save for my God-given ones. I'm as stainless as a steel. I dislike tats and any secondary holes punched on a human

Whatever you have for piercings is not fetish, it's just some mundane fantasy and just like some fantasies, it might never be fulfilled just for the facts that its cons outweighs its pros.

Just for the records, I'm very homophobic. I rarely shake my specie for this sole reason. If you call me gay again, I'll metamorphose and eat your sister right there before you.

thepussyhunter:
ah!!! Bros thats a lie na.......

She said and i quote "ladies love guys with deek piercing more"

would i be lying on my personal person lalas247 head again .........i cant na


BTW do you have one?

Yes because I'm gay. Come and engage your mouth in a throbbing gag na

Trust me. It will give you what you can't treat with your whole money. Cancer, erectile dysfunction coupled with so much diseases

Lalas247:
Lol na so
Well u are freed .. how does it feel to be a free man

No find trouble again o u be bad influence I swear

I feel so glad o. I'll resume my torment on people oh.

Awwn! I feel honored to be an influence on you I go soon go start fight with one mod and I'll call you to join me.

I like trouble. More trouble. More Trouble

Gimme trouble. Feed me more!

Na myñd I go fight self so that me and you go go oblivion

thepussyhunter:
yes o bro

saw it in a magazine 2weeks and it caught my fancy

been thinking on it since then

you go advice make i do am cos lalas247 don tell me say e dey sef and girls guys dey like guys with deek piercing more

She talk say na gay dey do am na. Abi you be one?

Lalas247:
I got early release for good behaviour u too

Unlike you, I bribed my way back. NL mods are as corrupt as Nigeria politician. I bribed myñd (a NL police) to release me with just #20 and here I stand, free from the shackles that was gonna be holding me till the 30th. Ssh! Don't tell him again oh

Lalas247:
Puff puff what is it u don come

What's popping Mami ?

I thought you was serving ban?

And where's my message na?

Rorachy:
I don't forget easily, I can quote what a person said to me in the last 5 years..
Its actually helping me in my school.

Lmao. What was the first sentence I said to you when our monikers crossd path?

Didn't get the story. Was the Uber driver married or something?

lalanice:
Where in Edo state

Where in Edo are you from?

SINZ:
Isn't that why it's called a goatee?

If I dey type pidgin, you maself follow me.

For someone who couldn't deduce from my comment what I meant when I said its like that of a goat, I don't think your advice to the op is valid. Well... At least you got a profile pics

The beards look one kind one kind

Speak for your sisters

SINZ:
An enviable intellect then.

I no like your bear bear. E dey like goat. Goatie

Splinz:
Mbok don't kill bobrisky yet. There's hope of saving his yansh.

With you dick right?
The guy is gone. Like gone forever. All hope is gone!

Mirandah:
Oh, Yes. we'd forever stand by LGBT community. Because Human Rights is LGBT rights.

Be warned! I'm homophobic! I hate your kind!

What do you know about the human rights?

Counter thread!

We ain't accepting them. Don't you hear of how some caught in the 'act' are almost beaten to death?

Bobrisky still roams free because he hasn't been 'caught' in the act yet. Yet. When one catches him, he's dead! Even his unverified bae.

If any gay dude comes near me, I'll kill him o! I'm very very homophobic

Tiny23:
Good evening,sir.

Ma'am were you serving ban?

Tiny23:

Bae

Mynd44 and lasticlala. FP abeg

MrCork:
.^^^^ this fake bobby brawn skiiiiny tape worm looookin refugee wannnna be again.....were he gonnno find £2000 from??.... Selin tyres?.... i don't even boooooast about my £28000 (cash) range rover spot..my gosh!!

E-diot!