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Romance › Re: Main Reasons Why Nigerian Women Wont Admit They Watch P0rn by SirMichael1: 8:38pm On Jul 25, 2017

Romance › Re: Have You Seen This Size & Type Before? by SirMichael1: 6:11pm On Jul 25, 2017*

Thanks but I think I'll pass it to the Afonjas, they can handle this very well grin

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Romance › Re: White Boy Feeling My Swag And Nigga Getting Paid.. Wow by SirMichael1: 5:57pm On Jul 25, 2017

Online goat! 'E-goat!'

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Romance › Re: White Boy Feeling My Swag And Nigga Getting Paid.. Wow by SirMichael1: 5:57pm On Jul 25, 2017

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Romance › Re: White Boy Feeling My Swag And Nigga Getting Paid.. Wow by SirMichael1: 5:56pm On Jul 25, 2017

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Romance › Re: White Boy Feeling My Swag And Nigga Getting Paid.. Wow by SirMichael1: 5:54pm On Jul 25, 2017

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Romance › Re: White Boy Feeling My Swag And Nigga Getting Paid.. Wow by SirMichael1: 5:53pm On Jul 25, 2017

Romance › Re: White Boy Feeling My Swag And Nigga Getting Paid.. Wow by SirMichael1: 5:52pm On Jul 25, 2017

ghost3040:
I swear anytime i see this boy for real life i go beat am...

Romance › Re: White Boy Feeling My Swag And Nigga Getting Paid.. Wow by SirMichael1: 5:52pm On Jul 25, 2017

You're not the first to start to take weed, if you start taking cocaine... I'll pity the whole internet!

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Romance › Re: White Boy Feeling My Swag And Nigga Getting Paid.. Wow by SirMichael1: 5:51pm On Jul 25, 2017

We see the money and the hand but not the face! Fake!

Romance › Re: White Boy Feeling My Swag And Nigga Getting Paid.. Wow by SirMichael1: 5:51pm On Jul 25, 2017

I must say this son, "Everyone has the right to be stupid but you're abusing the privilege"

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Romance › Re: White Boy Feeling My Swag And Nigga Getting Paid.. Wow by SirMichael1: 5:50pm On Jul 25, 2017

SoftNANA09:
Too much source

Sources of water u mean right? U looks so thin,please eat more to add some flesh.

Na weed cause am

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Romance › Re: “How Do I Know If A Girl Likes/Love Me?” by SirMichael1: 5:47pm On Jul 25, 2017

You're 17! You're P.L.U.M.R.I! You don't give a fūçk! You want to know who loves you or not

Son, get the hell outta here.

Romance › Re: Man Insults A Lady For Snubbing Him On Facebook, See What He Got by SirMichael1: 5:19pm On Jul 25, 2017

kalu01:
na so your sister boyfriend dey help her reply? fool na you gat something upstairs

Why you come leave that kind plenty space na? Your head block? But your balls sha, carry am go fūçk goat! Oloribukun!

Health › Re: A Case Of Lassa Fever Confirmed In Plateau State by SirMichael1: 3:30pm On Jul 25, 2017

Ah! Not here in Jos ooh. shocked

That thing should better stop oh

...and I saw one rat yesterday and couldn't kill it fa huh

Romance › Re: Nigerian Muslim With 4 Wives Man Mistakenly Took Man Home For Sex by SirMichael1: 3:12pm On Jul 25, 2017

Who cares?! angry

Romance › Re: Dating A Broke Guy Is Not A Guarantee He Will Marry You When He Becomes Rich by SirMichael1: 1:56pm On Jul 25, 2017

durentchigozie:
dude, shut up

'E-goat', how short were you the last time I saw you? Was it about 4.11inch or 5ft? I don't seem to remember

Short goat!

Romance › Re: Peeps please help me win the Miss FUTA competition :) by SirMichael1: 12:25pm On Jul 25, 2017

queeniepresh:
Hey guys.. ...kindly click on the link n like my picture
Am contestant 5 and I need your votes
U can also go to IG @missfuta
Follow n scroll down to like my picture. Am contestant 5
Thanks so much

You have to post the link in your message not as the topic.

Romance › Re: Help!! Advise Needed Urgently: My Dog Spoke To Me Awhile Ago Clearly!!! by SirMichael1: 12:19pm On Jul 25, 2017

Go watch 'wonder dog'. You'll love the movie. Seriously grin

Crime › Re: Girl’s Chance Meeting With Uncle Saves Her From Ritualists by SirMichael1: 12:11pm On Jul 25, 2017

NwaAmaikpe:

The useless nosy uncle just put sand in somebody's garri.

You're a fool! The day you get sense will be the day the last sense is being given and that day would not be in your lifetime! undecided

So your death as a simpleton though eminent, it will be as useless as fuck_ angry

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Romance › Re: Think Of This by SirMichael1: 11:21am On Jul 25, 2017

gadumorries:
Guys, how did you feel the first time you found your mouth in the pussy of your woman

They don't feel anything, they only get down with a sore and fluffy lip after the whole thing grin

Romance › Re: Roman Goddess Slays On IG, Peep At Her Photos by SirMichael1: 11:18am On Jul 25, 2017

ibibiofirstlady:
Calm down dude...

Milk! milk! milk! grin

That mammary gland is just fat and milk! milk! tongue

Romance › Re: Roman Goddess Slays On IG, Peep At Her Photos by SirMichael1: 11:00am On Jul 25, 2017

I don't like what I see.

All I see is milk! milk! milk!

Sombori should comman siphon the whole milk jhor!

Romance › Re: My Kind Of Truth: Live, Laugh And Love by SirMichael1: 10:57am On Jul 25, 2017

Sorry but I can't relate.

Nice words though. Really touching embarassed

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Romance › Re: How To Approach A Girl For The First Time by SirMichael1: 10:27am On Jul 25, 2017

Lalas247:
Haha you just giving me life this morning .. you guys take it easy in the guy lol
Glad u aite .. still waiting for my secret msg

I don't have anything against him, I just hate shallow reasoning!

Secret message? shocked

You got me lost here

I'm not sending you any PM o grin

Everything should happen here wink

Romance › Re: LADIES: 14 Things Y'all Do/display That Push Your Man Away!! by SirMichael1: 8:53am On Jul 25, 2017

thepussyhunter:
okay

cool!!

Now you said if a lady doesnt do these things then we guys would still wind up complaining right?

Now you tell me........

Would you complain if you bae aiint clingy
doesnt take lying to you as a hobby
doesnt demand sssoooooo much from you
isnt bossy
is quick to apologize when shes on the wrong
doesnt place ultimatums on demands and requests she asks of you like its some contract you are compelled to do
etc..........huh??

Oh please... Spare me all that huh

In my prequel post, I wrote 'some' -some here being the prevailing word' so please so not choose these 'some'

Yes! When a lady ain't clingy, she doesn't care! A bit of everything is required/needed. When there isn't a bit of jealousy, the relationship is always sour

BEING TOO RETICENT AND RESERVED: A lady who talks too much is crazy! That isn't what no guy likes. Always talking! talk! talk! Empty out like a basket filled with water

SEEKING REASSURANCE FROM UR PARTNER CONSTANTLY: When the guy keeps coming back late at night and the lady doesn't ask where he's coming from, what do you call that? That's totally uncaring.

I could go on but these should do and BTW, your posts are contradictory

BEING TOO RETICENT AND RESERVED and ACTING VERY SMART AND OVERLY OUTSPOKEN

You're quiet, you're termed a snub. You're outspoken, you're termed too smart!

I repeat, what satisfies any sex?

Romance › Re: Man Insults A Lady For Snubbing Him On Facebook, See What He Got by SirMichael1: 7:48am On Jul 25, 2017*

Both of them got nothing upstair! Crazy bunch of folks. cheesy

Na her boyfriend fit dey help her reply self

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Romance › Re: How To Approach A Girl For The First Time by SirMichael1: 7:44am On Jul 25, 2017

Lalas247:
Lol e don do oh oga Michael how you dey
Read your siggy almost choked on my tea ... savagery

I dey good oh. grin

How your night jhor?

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Romance › Re: Dating A Broke Guy Is Not A Guarantee He Will Marry You When He Becomes Rich by SirMichael1: 7:23am On Jul 25, 2017

Give a man position/money or power and watch him act his 'real' self.

The guy must have shown signs of betrayal but the lady was so caught up in love that she turned a blind eye to his faults! That's what love does. It's blinding!

Sorry ehn

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Romance › Re: Lady Tells Her Mum That It’s Not By Force To Marry, Her Mum’s Reaction Is Epic by SirMichael1: 7:22am On Jul 25, 2017

MrBen10:
FTC

I dedicate this FTC to all Glo usersz.
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Meanwhile, her mum must be a member of some holyghost church who sees such daughter as being possessed by some kind of spirit and think she needs a serious Deliverance.
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Pastor must deliver you from that spiritual husband speaking through you.

There's no reward for FTC so stop blowing loud your trumpet! And you're not even FTC

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