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What is maynation doing here? Trying to see the strategy used in dismantling chelsea so liverpool can apply? We dey same boat.

Vickyrotex, don't be sad, you can still win this match. should i do the flip challenge on the match? Besides, you there's a slim chance that you can beat me.

My only happiness is that Timo WERNER and hakimi ziyech will play europa league next season, while their respective former clubs play champions league.

Why are you people disturbing chelsea na. They are still the third on the table.

Igbojihadist:
up sheffield united i talk am say chelsea dey fear anytin united

Vickyrotex, is this true?

sotall:
It's more logical to believe I was a bacteria billions of years ago than believe an imaginary sky daddy moulded me.

Trust me, it's more logical because bacteria still exists today.

Where is your sky daddy?

OKAY.

VickyRotex:
Awwww you aff cash me o. Very funny. I dont have TV or internet to wash.

Surprised you cant see the humour or sarcasm in my previous replies. So you actually think I beleaf you or that I actually heard people talking about it.



Just kukuma ask me to list out all the names of past, present, and future Chelsea players, their position, number of goals, family history, etc.

Btw, watching football or being a fan at so called "face value" shouldn't make anyone less of whatever club they chose to support.

Don't be a party pooper please

How did you escalate this so fast? You have trouble. I began conceiving the idea that you might not really know your club and why they're fighting for top 4, therefore, i posited the questions to you.

I started watching football 2&1/2yrs ago, before then, i was a supporter of man united 'cause my big bro is. So that one doesn't watch football, doesn't mean he/she can't be a fan.

sorry, i couldn't fill this comment with 'laughing emojis', i just got up from a nap. I'm chuckling though.

sotall:


Your response sounds like that of a pained religious apologist.

Too many fairytales and ridiculous stories in the bible that no sensible human takes it serious.

Let's not delve into it because at the end, your last defense will defy logic

Pained? I am not the one slashing out comments and also not the one using needless emojis to try convey that you're not bothered about the fact that you can't carry out a matured conversation.


You want logicality? Which is more logical? Billions of years ago, you were an insect, a micro organism or you share ancestry with apes OR ALMIGHTY God moulded you, breath life into you and made you alive? Which is logical? You don't strike as intelligent enough to use logic to shut me up.

sotall:
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Absolute trash! Quoting an ambiguous book of falsehood and fairytales.

Typical low IQ, low grade atheist. You ran out of retort and couldn't keep up a conversation (as is expected from an agonistic, self deluded person) going and decided to bow out cowardly. I didn't expect a conversation of wit, intelligence and wisdom from you but boy did you go below expectation. The bible isn't ambigious, if at a point you're lost, ask questions and clearify your doubts.


I follow the bible and live by its principleS. What do you follow, what guides you? You live your life on auto-pilot, jumping threads, looking to fault one's religion, when you'll just a confused soul searching for redemption. May God's mercy fall on you.

sotall:
Why did you come to live on earth if you will abandon the reality of life of on earth for a non-evident heaven?

Good question. Now i'll take us back to the begining of creation. The creation of the earth. 'The earth was without form and void. So God spoke life into the earth and creation happened' and then he said, let US make man in our own image and likeness. Then made man he. After he did, he said that man should inhabit and fill the earth. Then Adam fathered Cain, Abel and Seth. Then continued doing God's biddings by filling the earth with their seeds. We are sent to the earth as prime creations to overwatch God's creation, multiply and give glory to God and which heaven will be our reward. So yes, we're on a pilgrimage passing through this earth and the destination is heaven.

Secondly, if you were so sure of going to heaven , why not go now?

in my prequel reply, i said the only way to go to heaven is through death. One must die before going. Now this breath that i breathe, this life that i live isn't mine. God gave it to me and i have no right as his creation to end it. God gives and he takes. I as human have built things that have fufilled its purpose for creation and so i recall them/it, how much God? So how do you suggest i go now? Hope you're following and understanding?

sotall:
Oh! Mr analyst! How you pushed all the blames to the victims and forgot they were Christians and it was part of the responsibility of the God they have been worshipping to save them.

Is saving lives and protection from evil not part of the benefits of being a Christian again?

Events like this should make people like you go back and think if you are not being enslaved.

No one is forcing you to worship God, neither is God forcing himself on you. 'Choose this day whom thou would serve' -that was a choice on all men.

God has saved tons of men from death and misery. How have you acknowledged that? The fact that they died doesn't stop God from being God. The 12 apostles all got persecuted and all of them except John died gruesome death. I'm pretty sure if you were alive then, you'd question where God was.

For a believer to die is to rejoice, knowing that he died strong, holding firm his faith and will be rewarded for it with a life of holiness, purity and joy in heaven. Free from pains, turmoils and sadness that roams the earth unchecked. The destination is heaven, doesn't matter how you die. Plane crash, boat mishap, accident, sickness. If you don't die, you don't go to heaven.

sapientia:
This is sad.

So sad.

Human error

But one will have to ask

Where was God?

God was/is in heaven and overseeing the things of the earth. Anymore questions?

GoddyOra:
34th laliga crown in the bag. More glory to come for the los Blancos, meaning more shame and misery to Barcelona.
2nd trophy for the season whereas another club is heading for a "pichichi trophy". A Good time to be a madridsta.

What is the first trophy? I cant seem to remember.

VickyRotex:
You no go blame me, I just heard lots of people talking about it.
I was like, "I only know Liverbeach not LiVARpool" but I beleaf you if you say it's not true.

Hehehehe. So you don't even watch football self. You're just a football fan at face value.

Oya, who is Hudson-Odoi and Tomori? Don't google please.

VickyRotex:
I'm not a ManchesVAR fan na

But I heard you guys are also called LiVARpool? is that true?

Na only our own you dey hear, abi? I know it's not true sha and you heard wrong.

Eshiettk:
Get him a Ronaldo InterMilan Jersey. Nostalgic..

You mean AC Milan jersey? If I were a Ronaldo fan and you gift me that, weirdly, iIll consider you a prick.

Forlardara:
Ss3 students are about to be drown if fg refuses to reverse it decision.

Hahaha

Amotolongbo:
Man United have been awarded penalty thirteen times this season, more than any club in the history of premiership.

Premier League Clubs Penalty this season

Manchester United = 13

Liverpool + Arsenal + Tottenham Hotspur = 12

Vickyrotex, you can see who clearly is VAR's favourite.

enedoboy:
Wow

Chawo ee. Avu dashi?

tendyjohn:
500 points? Na social distancing. . .

Lol. We just don't like disrespect from our juniors and so we gave them that distance so that they can fight themselves, while we control their fight from the top.

Andrew13:
the real likers are coming for your comments.

I just worked out a plan to beat them.

[quote author=Andrew13 post=91579115][/quote]Oga, let's do it like this, unlike my comments and i'll not like yours. It's a win-win for us.

Anybody that likes this comment will be a tree in sambisa forest in his/her next life.

Anybody that likes this comment will be a gateman in heaven.

VickyRotex:
You're crying again. Why are you crying na? e pain you sha

Me that is over 500 points ahead of you in the league? Shey you dey whine me ni?

wo, no matter anything you say about CHELSEA, awee still like your comments here. At least that makes you a partaker of the "cheap" likes. ya wehcome

Ehyaaa... Doesn't change anything though as I don't even know how I got here.

Anyways, if you've got lampard's cell number, please tell him that he'd better 'qualified' for champions league before he meets us 'cause we won't help him on our way to record epl's biggest league point.

Judging by all your failed predictions? No, tenkiu

You should know by now that this wouldn't deter me one bit. I'll still predict.

Shey you know that flip challenge abi? Chelsea wee be scoring one goal against sheffield united tomorrow and i'll just flip the switch of the stadium, the whole place will be a blackout. When flip it back and the score board will be 2-1 against chelsea. It will do you like film trick.

joyandfaith:
see your mate. if you are done, try to meet him for some plays. your mates are not here. naught kid

He's really really cute, at least I can say this because I held you in my arms and I know how you look.

joyandfaith:
kid, you mouth is smelling.

Lol. That's no way to talk to your FATHER, c'mon!

joyandfaith:
what if okada man did not have #50?

Boy, it was towards the evening and the if he didn't have, he'd have just react camly and explain things. Most of you guys don't know that a man with a weapon doesn't reason at the same pace with a man without. Their adrenaline is always on overdrive and would more often point to fight than flight. I pity anyone who thinks being aggresive to a policeman is different from being aggresive to an armed robber -they're both the same, except that one identifies with the government and the other is a lone ranger.

MrTed:
BESIDES WHEN YOU PUT TOGETHER WHAT HE EARNS AS PENSION LEGALLY FROM LAGOS STATE ANNUALLY, COMBINED WITH WHAT HIS WIFE WHO IS A SITTING AND SERVING SENATOR EARNS MONTHLY AND ANNUALLY(LEGALLY) ..... IT WILL BE WELL OVER 200 MILLION AND THAT CAN COMFORTABLY FILL OVER 5 BULLION VANS..... MY HONEST OPINION IS THAT THE CASE HOLDS NO WATER... IT'S NOT ENOUGH EVIDENCE OR REASON TO WRITE A PETITION

but why are you this savage?

But really, are you trying to be sarcastic or you really meant it?

emkz:
I tire.

Some of these children think it is easy to prove an allegation against someone beyond all reasonable doubt. It is a herculean task.

An average lawyer would question the petitioner as follows:

Lawyer: You saw bullion vans driving into the respondent's house on February 22nd 2019 at 1700 hours?
Petitioner/Witness (with an air of pride that the questions would be easy): Yes!
Lawyer: Can you tell the honourable court the contents of the vans?
Petitioner/Witness: Money!
Lawyer: Can you give the court an estimate of how much money was there?
Petitioner/Witness: I don't know.
Lawyer: Fair enough. Did you see money loaded into the vans and offloaded from the vans, and if so, can you tell us the originating bank where the money emanated from?
Petitioner/Witness: That is for the EFCC to investigate....
Lawyer (cuts in sharply): ... but you made the allegation. How can you make an allegation without solid evidence? We are not aware that a bank was robbed, we are also not aware that the contents of the vans was indeed money. It could as well have been food to feed the people in his house. We can as well ask the company whose bullion vans were used to transport whatever, but what if the vans drove in empty to pick up money to take to the polling centres? Have you considered that? I think it is not enough to submit a petition accusing someone of something without in the least a pictorial evidence of the contents of the van. (Turns to the judge) I think the petitioner is looking for cheap fame and made a naive attempt to smear the image of the respondent. I pray to the honourable court that, as a deterrent to the petitioner and people like him, the petitioner pays the cost of this court sitting and aggravated damages of 1 billion naira or a jail term of 5 years in lieu of the fine.
Petitioner/Witness (in his mind): who will save me now? I have a wife and dependants, who would take care of them? Why I no just leave this matter alone when I know say I no get proof?

Bottomline: It is not enough to accuse, proof is the meat.

You think those people who write pettitions do not have proofs? Only a stupid person writes petitions without having solid proofs.

Besides, those bullion vans didn't just fly from no where into his gates, they were last seen somewhere. Seen on the express by passerbys, seen enroute to his house by witnesses, seen at takeoff from a destination. There must be something and it is therefore the efcc's job to probe and follow the trails.

VickyRotex:
The seer and motivational speaker (with lies) is here

awee like any comment from Liverbeach

Lol. I see. So this is the place you come to get your likes when chelsea do what they often do, lose?

Seems the mentality of chelsea fc has begin to creep into you. Chelsea likes easy things and that's why they went to steal Timo Werner from us while we weren't watching. We did the hard work by finding him but you guys did the 'easier' work by stealing him because we didn't have cash for him, yet. 'chelcheapsea'.

How would you like the next Chelsea prediction from me, your seer?