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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham United (1 - 1) On 22nd July 2020 by SirMichael1: 7:47pm On Jul 22, 2020
Nicole21:
Truth to be told.. Almost all united players are average
Except Igahlo, right? cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham United (1 - 1) On 22nd July 2020 by SirMichael1: 7:40pm On Jul 22, 2020
Someone is about to induce a p.k here.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham United (1 - 1) On 22nd July 2020 by SirMichael1: 7:37pm On Jul 22, 2020
These westham players aren't here to be over-ridden by man united. They're matching man u in their counters. It's either westham wins or the match ends draw.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham United (1 - 1) On 22nd July 2020 by SirMichael1: 7:10pm On Jul 22, 2020
Goal!!!

1-1

GREENWOOD!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (5 - 3) On 22nd July 2020 by SirMichael1: 6:19pm On Jul 22, 2020
manontree:
Liverpool is looking for the first of the 6pts that would take them to three digit figure


They would be difficult to beat in this match
Not possible anymore. We can only amass 99 points this season.
RomanceRe: Girls, It's High Time We Stopped Playing Hard To Get. by SirMichael1: 4:49pm On Jul 22, 2020
Masonkaycares:
Have you ever imagined strangling your pastor for taking the sermon for a long time? I normally do this. She just calls for 5minutes but when I call it can take 30 minutes before I disengage the line. She always hit the right spots
Lol. I understand. Cupid found you, a target. Use your more of your head than your heart.
RomanceRe: Girls, It's High Time We Stopped Playing Hard To Get. by SirMichael1: 4:24pm On Jul 22, 2020
Masonkaycares:
There's this girl that I only blame myself for falling for her.

Preview (How I Fell For Her)

Am not the type that looks at girls or even talk to them.(I think am a physco)But this girl really got me (lemme call her Lisa) . I went to play football in the evening with my buddies on my way I saw Lisa , dunno where she was coming from cos her house's way behind where I met her. Prior to that day she'd greet me and I'll ignore so most of the time I are her from a distance I start singing my favourite song (Mockingbird by Eminem) . So I did my normal routine as I walked past her but she held my hand and I was like wtf are you doing, she greeted me and asked me to answer her ( I reluctantly did) after that she struck a conversation with me that lasted as long as I don't know (but I was on the subs bench for the match)

She questioned me alot for snubbing and I was looking at her like a sheep(I wanted to slap her but I just kept smiling like that Man on the cabin biscuits pack)

3 months later we were very good friends (I lied to her that I don't like her albeit on the phone) But everything took a rapid spin when she stopped picking my calls till few minutes ago when she called me to say she was busy that's why she couldn't pick my calls. I acted normal but deep inside I had fallen for her . As I am typing this she called twice but I'll Never Love Again
Lol. Don't come off needy to her. Call twice and if she doesn't pick, stop calling her. Again, avoid some of her calls and pretend to be busy. E get why.
FamilyRe: Please I’m Looking For Accommodation! by SirMichael1: 3:47pm On Jul 22, 2020
yvelchstores:
This is a very dangerous set up lady. It could end well for you, it could also turn deadly. What if a lady comes Here and say, oh stay with me" only for u to find out it was a set up?

You are homeless but things could get even worse. Be careful, think through your actions very very well.
You're wise.
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by SirMichael1: 3:29pm On Jul 22, 2020
Dyt:
Glad you liked it
Day not bad, it's almost ending grin grin
cheesy cheesy Enjoy the rest of it.
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by SirMichael1: 3:05pm On Jul 22, 2020
Dyt:
I sing in my head every now and then
I even have covers of it by different youtubers. Been a long time I played it though, so when I saw it, I knew instantly which song to listen to. Thank you and I hope your day is going well?
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by SirMichael1: 1:32pm On Jul 22, 2020
Dyt:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zABLecsR5UE


kiss kiss kiss
I need somebody to heal
Somebody to know
Somebody to have
Somebody to hold
It's easy to say
But it's never the same
I guess I kinda liked the way you numbed all the pain

Now the day bleeds
Into nightfall
And you're not here
To get me through it all
I let my guard down
And then you pulled the rug
I was getting kinda used to being someone you loved
Lewis Capaldi. Oh how I love this song. When i first heard it, i downloaded it and put it on repeat for days.
CelebritiesRe: Dino Melaye Features On 'Silent Prejudice' Series by SirMichael1: 1:05pm On Jul 22, 2020
I'm definitely going to watch it. cheesy
GamingRe: Man Played Arsenal To Win 960k And Lost Everything PHOTOS by SirMichael1: 12:54pm On Jul 22, 2020
Fragility6:
Watford dat sacked dier coach a day bfor dey played city. What do u expect a destabilized team to offer? U are joker if u actually believed arsenal would make Europa wen even Tottenham n Sheffield above them its still not guaranteed for either of dem
Good. Talking about 'destabilized', what do you expect from fielding players who long played together? Bros, if that young man had done his analysis right, he would have found out that the team arteta used couldn't deliver. I said it before and I'm saying it again, "the stakes were against them".

Starting kolasinic, soares, robholdings, Nketiah? What can arsenal -already an average club- achieve with these players?
GamingRe: Man Played Arsenal To Win 960k And Lost Everything PHOTOS by SirMichael1: 12:37pm On Jul 22, 2020
pyrex23:
grin grin grin you don't know grin grin grin
Should i tell him? cheesy cheesy cheesy
GamingRe: Man Played Arsenal To Win 960k And Lost Everything PHOTOS by SirMichael1: 12:35pm On Jul 22, 2020
Fragility6:
Even if dey had used dier best 11,dier chances of winning dat game would still be low. Villa knew Watford had lost to city n dey needed a win to top Watford. They would surely play with thier lives. Highest i expected arsenal to get was a draw sef
True that. Then again, arsenal needed the 3 point to get a significant push towards the europa league, just behind totenham in the seventh place. They currently can't make top 6 anymore.

I could use your analysis in the match against city and watford too. Watford had everything to fight for. City had none. So why didn't they draw?
Foreign AffairsRe: 14-Year-Old Afghan Girl Kills Two Taliban Militants Who Killed Her Parents by SirMichael1: 10:11am On Jul 22, 2020
sylve11:
Na wetin fear fit cause be that. Push the rat to the world and it will bite you. cool
Literally, this is true. I've experienced it. cheesy cheesy

You're right.
EventsRe: I'm Planning A 40 Guest (max) Traditional Wedding by SirMichael1: 9:05am On Jul 22, 2020
oluwafreshkid:
My major concern is photography and decoration. I want want to look at the picture years later and feel pleased.
How much does it cost for traditional decoration?
Not expensive but standard. Mustn't be over the top luxurious
Get an iphone, if you don't have, borrow. Now contract the photo-taking to a friend who has quite a degree in taking pictures. Ladies are usually skilled. Then take photos and print them for 100-150naira each. If you have me as a friend, i would edit the basic photos, do some retouching for free and you go and print them.
GamingRe: Man Played Arsenal To Win 960k And Lost Everything PHOTOS by SirMichael1:
DonBenny77:
What a waste of investment.
He doesn't know teams fighting relegation have extra motivation.
Please anyone that knows that guy or such high staker should link me up I will show him the way and In a few days we'll be balling like naira Marley and zlatan
300-500odds? Fixed? All these nairaland scammers done come again.
GamingRe: Man Played Arsenal To Win 960k And Lost Everything PHOTOS by SirMichael1: 8:34am On Jul 22, 2020
The stakes were against arsenal. Clearly this man didn't do a background check on arsenal and the lineup before he placed his bet. Arteta practically used his second eleven yesterday.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by SirMichael1: 10:59pm On Jul 21, 2020
Eeghe:
Yes Memorable thing- everything
Awwnnn. I missed it.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by SirMichael1: 10:58pm On Jul 21, 2020
This advert came at the right time. Hopefully he'll be out of that chair when the show resumes. Trickster, very boring.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by SirMichael1: 10:56pm On Jul 21, 2020
peacenaija:
Why is this trickytee lying? From a dull guy to a scholar in school�
Swears! Dude is trying to sound vast and well travelled. Wash.

My dorathy is bored already. I feel for her self. sad
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by SirMichael1: 10:54pm On Jul 21, 2020
amaniro:
Trick or treat abi na Treakytee
Dorathy don talk?
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by SirMichael1: 10:52pm On Jul 21, 2020
This guy done dey talk nonsense. Na wetin dey happen when you talk too much. sad
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by SirMichael1: 10:45pm On Jul 21, 2020
This boy on red bandana talks in a boring way. What's his name?
RomanceRe: Please Help! I Have Over Dependent Girlfriend Relationship Is Demoralizing Me by SirMichael1: 12:37pm On Jul 21, 2020
Mr op, you said you went to law school, that is, you studied law... But your english is really bad. Sure you're not faking this?

But really, if you can grow 70k to 800k, imagine what you'll grow 800k into. That's a whooping 9mil! Imagine what that 9mil could turn into? 100mil. If you countinue like that, you could overtake aliko.

Your relationship isn't my business though but what is, is how you channel the little money into use and growing it exponentially with over 1000% return. That's genius if true. As for your girl, kill her.
FashionRe: Reviews Of The Best Skin Lightening Products You Have Ever Used. by SirMichael1: 7:14am On Jul 21, 2020
UyaiIncomparabl:
Sunscreen, also known as Sunblock, are creams, lotions, oils, or any other topical application applied on the skin to prevent the UVB and UVA rays from the sun from reflecting on your skin. It typically absorbs the ultraviolet rays the sun produces away from your skin.

Furthermore, if used topically and properly, it prevents sunburn and darkening. Its importance is highly underrated. Please, If you can, do get one (most importantly for you at the hotter side of the country). You don't want to end up with wrinkles all over your feeble skin in 10 years to come, right?

Do get one, Michael. Costs nothing. wink
LOL. Thunder fire you there. cheesy cheesy cheesy 10years is kinda far. 10yrs I'll be 28 and I think it's really a lot of time to get wrinkles, so I'm considering waiting it out. cheesy cheesy

But really, I don't totally belief that extreme heat causes one to get dark. Plateau state is the coldest place in Nigeria after Mambila Plateau, but the thing is, most of them are dark. I've been oppurtuned to spend some time in jos and I can vehemently say that I notice I got a lot darker in their weather, as did my other colleagues too. Can you explain why, please?

Do you sell one? How much is it? Then, can you stop calling me Michael? It feels differently coming from you smiley
FashionRe: Reviews Of The Best Skin Lightening Products You Have Ever Used. by SirMichael1: 12:13am On Jul 21, 2020
UyaiIncomparabl:
It is very good, trust me. wink

Prolonged use of the cream comes to give you this golden brown colour, for a dark-skinned person like you. More like toffee. Please, don't forget to use sunscreens.

kiss
What are sunscreens?
CrimeRe: Countries Where Castration Is A Punishment For Rapists by SirMichael1: 4:37pm On Jul 20, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
I support
How do you get erection and penetrating the Virginia of a woman who is in pain and probably crying baffles me
Even devil won't do that

Then for females...... Give them oophorectomy it will reduce the level of Estrogen
Infact i recommend death for rapist whether male or female rapist
First force a hive of bees down their throat. Then rub their mouth with gasoline to further infuriates the bees
After that seal their mouth and watch how the bees stings from within
A very painful way of killing Moda fuckkkers
One of the ways the nazies carry out execution then. Very brutal!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by SirMichael1: 2:35pm On Jul 20, 2020
phelonrays:
influencers ko..!!
intruders ni...!!!


You guys should just allow the niggarrr breathe, How do someones' realness got to do with influencers...

Don't be occluded by mere assumption bruhv...


#LayconsGeng cool
Forget. I thought the same too. He came off as an insecured chap last night and suddenly, he's garnered fans around the country. His limelight looks staged.

Now even when he has no more content, viewers will be waiting to see him and hear him talk. If he doesn't create sparks and dramas, his fan base will soon drop.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by SirMichael1: 2:29pm On Jul 20, 2020
safarigirl:
Dorothy isn't dark sha
Oya chocolate.

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