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For the guyz never ever forget to take along with you packs of Condom and for the babes also packs of Postinor 1, 2 and 3. If you forget any other thing pls don't forget those, I rest my case!!!

Even if you drive each day for the period of 8months boy that's not yet enough to do interstate I believe. If you love your life bro don't even try it plus the fact that you are risking the lives of other people who intend to be in your car and other road users likewise. If after driving within town for 2(two) years you are free of any form of accident both minor or major then you can try interstate I believe. Please heed to these advices I beg you cuz I know how well driving interstate and highways do entice new drivers and its a sure way to early grave.

I don't even know which is easier this days, to sit
and watch as Assad kill more people or to join
forces to put an end to his bloodshed and let
justice prevail? If all I could do to save another
soul from dying is my co operation I'll give it fully
even if it means joining the US army just to bring
an end to Assad's injustice because it could
happen to any country, it is easier for us to
criticize online because we aren't caught in
between gun battle and chemical weapon in
Syria. I believe in justice and I believe in America
through Obama to bring justice. I believe that we
shouldn't even be the ones to decide this vote
because we don't really know what the thousands
of souls killed went through, if this vote
depended on your survival as individual and as a
nation wouldn't it be [17-0] The thousand
souls lost in Syria demand justice and the
barbaric nature they are being killed need to be
checked, if the Syrian Government could get
away using chemical weapon on his own citizens
who knows what he's gonna use next on them
[atomic weapon] I guess? This is not our war
alone but a war of justice, it could have been you
and me being killed helplessly by that chemical
weapon by our own government so imagine if
our justice is gonna be determined by the
decision of America then what would you want
their decisions to be? its easier for us all to sit at
the comfort of our homes with our laptops and
gadgets to type and criticize Obama and the
Congress because we aren't caught-up in the
battle front because if we were, we will be hell-
bent on justice and even annoyed at Obama for it
being delayed for this long. Which is easier, for
Assad to step down so the killings could end, or
for America to put an end to all the killings since
Assad is bent on killing more citizens? I believe
justice should prevail and I thank God America is
at the fore front of bringing justice to the syrian
citizens both dead and alive and if all it takes is
your support or vote I hope our conscience help
us make the right decisions not just our own
immediate comfort and peace of mind, because it
could be you and I being killed by the chemical
weapon. I support justice, I support #SyrianRevolution

I don't even know which is easier this days, to sit
and watch as Assad kill more people or to join
forces to put an end to his bloodshed and let
justice prevail? If all I could do to save another
soul from dying is my co operation I'll give it fully
even if it means joining the US army just to bring
an end to Assad's injustice because it could
happen to any country, it is easier for us to
criticize online because we aren't caught in
between gun battle and chemical weapon in
Syria. I believe in justice and I believe in America
through Obama to bring justice. I believe that we
shouldn't even be the ones to decide this vote
because we don't really know what the thousands
of souls killed went through, if this vote
depended on your survival as individual and as a
nation wouldn't it be [17-0] The thousand
souls lost in Syria demand justice and the
barbaric nature they are being killed need to be
checked, if the Syrian Government could get
away using chemical weapon on his own citizens
who knows what he's gonna use next on them
[atomic weapon] I guess? This is not our war
alone but a war of justice, it could have been you
and me being killed helplessly by that chemical
weapon by our own government so imagine if
our justice is gonna be determined by the
decision of America then what would you want
their decisions to be? its easier for us all to sit at
the comfort of our homes with our laptops and
gadgets to type and criticize Obama and the
Congress because we aren't caught-up in the
battle front because if we were, we will be hell-
bent on justice and even annoyed at Obama for it
being delayed for this long. Which is easier, for
Assad to step down so the killings could end, or
for America to put an end to all the killings since
Assad is bent on killing more citizens? I believe
justice should prevail and I thank God America is
at the fore front of bringing justice to the syrian
citizens both dead and alive and if all it takes is
your support or vote I hope our conscience help
us make the right decisions not just our own
immediate comfort and peace of mind, because it
could be you and I being killed by the chemical
weapon.

It is more honorable for him to come clean and the church discipline him as it is being done in the bible than for Ese to force him do so by revealing more evidence...! We are all human irrespective of the grace we carry, he should just deal with it and let's move on than for Ese to deal with him, don't forget that it is always likewise for little girls like Ese to bring about the downfall of great men like Pst. Biodun, what u don't deal with will turn around to deal with you...!

In light of all the brouhaha about Pst. Biodun and Ese it's important we as Christians realize that its not as though we want the Pastors fall as it may seem but its intent is to protect further atrocities from repeating itself, I finished from Unilorin also and issues like this have been swept underneath yet we still hear of more now so what is going on now by other men of God calling him to come clean is like administering a total cure to the scandal and not prevention as it has always been moreover it will bring about total repentance also to him, I do not doubt the grace of God in his life which is equally evident in his ministry but the grace of God shouldn't be trampled also not at all...!

@OP get your facts right b4 posting crap pls...

Okija_juju: You are a pathological, beer palour dwelling lair..


South Africa pays more for Cable than Nigeria..
Infact, Nigeria seems to pay the cheapest subscription for cable in the world.

Ahaaaaaan bros you can lie ooo... SA pays more for Cable than we do here Are you a learner ni?? Go back to school pls you are a disgrace..Shiooor

Yungwizzzy: I just say wow

their counterparts are here smiggling from 2go to whatsapp to BBA abi BBM to Facebook to twitter to babdoo to viber to Skype to gmail /yahoo_sending people dia Senegal refugee scam stories_to Nairaland talking dia bf & gf, hiding under arik tire.

the younger kids crying 4 indomie inventing ba3 powered cars using bathroom slippers

abeg naija is too blessed and least I forget I'm I first??

. What did you do with your own life when you were younger bro, you are accusing a young Nigerian for hiding in an aircraft tires to fly abroad, at least he made an attempt not to die in silence and hunger he suffering from the hands of corruption, he is a go getter, by the way your name betray you, you were a wizzzy to the society while young!

@OP said N96Billion out of N100Billion has been released to various Universities of which we are all aware that more than 40% of the said released funds would be certainly looted by Govt. officials, University Officials, Contractor and Nigerians in general and here have you nairalanders asking for the remaining N4Billion, I believe we should be more concerned that the released fund be judiciously used for its proposition than asking for the remaining N4Billion. Nigeria is a corrupt nation with no value, even if the Govt. Officials was sanitized of corruption totally what about Nigerians who are the leaders of tomorrow

Hey dude got the same also and iv been trying to run a background check on them, as of now I know its a Medical Centre into sales of medical equipments, maintenance, trainings and services but as to what the interview or job opportunity is about I don't still have a clue so if u also find out anything contact me. My details are below.

So many thingz, many many tinz to do with a boody like this!!!

When I read what our youths are writing about Obama, US and their efforts towards meaningful development I tend to wonder but it really downs on me that we as individuals cannot rise beyond our own thoughts about development truly, just as Obama said it also that we need to put our house in order and individuals in a given country need to embrace change as much as a nation desires change also. If at this stage and century young Nigerian's are still thinking backwards like almajiri's that US wanna enforce gay right and take away something from us rather than thinking development and giant strides then I doubt if we can really outgrow our current degeneration as a nation. Amidst those words that could literally lift and empower coming from Obama if all you could summarize afterwards was mediocrity then you are a shame to our country and need re orientation. His address was full of life and growth and more meaningful than GEJ democracy day's address. If embraced right it could literally empower individuals and a nation towards meaningful growth yet I see "young leaders" from Nigeria in particular that are blind and brainwashed talking nonsense about "gay, take back, wars and the like." Come to think of it let me ask young Nigerian's a question What do you think US want from Nigeria that they don't have in abundance and excess in their country? We really need to change our thoughts and mentality if truly we will ever develop as individuals and a Nation.

When I read what our youths are writing about Obama, US and their efforts towards meaningful development I tend to wonder but it really downs on me that we as individuals cannot rise beyond our own thoughts about development truly, just as Obama said it also that we need to put our house in order and individuals in a given country need to embrace change as much as a nation desires change also. If at this stage and century young Nigerian's are still thinking backwards like almajiri's that US wanna enforce gay right and take away something from us rather than thinking development and giant strides then I doubt if we can really outgrow our current degeneration as a nation. Amidst those words that could literally lift and empower coming from Obama if all you could summarize afterwards was mediocrity then you are a shame to our country and need re orientation. His address was full of life and growth and more meaningful than GEJ democracy day's address. If embraced right it could literally empower individuals and a nation towards meaningful growth yet I see "young leaders" from Nigeria in particular that are blind and brainwashed talking nonsense about "gay, take back, wars and the like." Come to think of it let me ask young Nigerian's a question What do you think US want from Nigeria that they don't have in abundance and excess in their country? We really need to change our thoughts and mentality if truly we will ever develop as individuals and a Nation.

Well I only cook when I am less busy and on weekends most at times. I would really love to cook but I'm a pathetic cook, just finished cooking somefin that falls btw fried rice and jollof rice right now and I have no choice, can't wait to get married SMH.

There are better laws that need amendment in Nigeria such as Anti-Corruption bill especially for serving govt. officials and other arms of govt. that if passed will do a whole lot good for us and move us towards true development, Yet in their eyes they feel they are doing something right, the positive change and influence gay pple are doing or have done around the world are being felt daily and even straight pple given the same capacity cannot in their life time and even given a second chance to live ever achieve most especially straight Nigerian legislators that passed that bill against same sex marriage. Its not in our power to judge pls. Give the same prison sentence you gave to same sex to Corruption and see how Nigeria will develop. Let's put all those legislators put together and compare them to Ellen an open gay married celebrity and compare their achievements in life and see which one is affecting lives the best, Just as clueless as their leader GEJ

maxwello.yg:
You are seriously frustrated, confused fellow. Your anger knows no bound. Y'll complain that Jonathan does not wanna end insecurity challenge in the country yet when he makes a move, y'll tie his hands down. FYI you said the money should be given to experts to fish Boko leaders out, aren't those companies experts? Who else is better than Israel in war/fight sector? If you mean giving the money to Nigerian experts then i guess you want corruption to swallow such huge amount of money! That project will come to fruition cos it will be done with a private company not 9ja government.
Goodluck is on the right track this time but Tambuwal is just too clueless to understand.

Let me simply ask you a question bro, do you think all this boko thing is politically motivated or not? If Yes then GEJ is fighting the right battle with the wrong strategy and tools, he knows what to do to end all these but instead of putting a total end to it he is acting out confused playing chess with innocent life being lost every single day. Let me also ask you where in politics all across the world have you seen amnesty being offered to terrorist? Pls answer honestly so you see why we say this dude is clueless, how on earth do u want us to trust him with 40M dollz once again to fight a battle targeted towards terrorism when we all know he can't win even given 1Billion dollars! Let me also ask you to mention any real project directed towards the mass and poverty alleviation such as electricity, roads and infrastructure, water, jobs, health care, education and security that GEJ has really been keen at completing totally? He has no good record and if given 10years more he wouldn't cuz he would just spend the whole 10years fighting politically motivated terrorism. If he wants a permanent solution to this terrorism it shouldn't take him at most a month to end but he is really clueless and would rather use funds he should use for better pressing issues in the nation to play corrupt politics. I am very sure you are benefiting from his govt. loots that's why you are also clueless like him and supporting mediocrity and can't speak out the truth just as it is. You are part of the people destroying Nigeria, squandering our tomorrow today, Nigeria isn't a country ripe for internet security rather what we need is corruption security and human security, for God's sake how can you be spending 40M dollz for internet security when we don't even have a data base for our citizens and our borders are as porous as best? Brother don't allow the morsel of corruption you are surviving on blind you from basic truths.

maxwello.yg:
You are seriously frustrated, confused fellow. Your anger knows no bound. Y'll complain that Jonathan does not wanna end insecurity challenge in the country yet when he makes a move, y'll tie his hands down. FYI you said the money should be given to experts to fish Boko leaders out, aren't those companies experts? Who else is better than Israel in war/fight sector? If you mean giving the money to Nigerian experts then i guess you want corruption to swallow such huge amount of money! That project will come to fruition cos it will be done with a private company not 9ja government.
Goodluck is on the right track this time but Tambuwal is just too clueless to understand.

Let me simply ask you a question bro, do you think all this boko thing is politically motivated or not? If Yes then GEJ is fighting the right battle with the wrong strategy and tools, he knows what to do to end all these but instead of putting a total end to it he is acting out confused playing chess with innocent life being lost every single day. Let me also ask you where in politics all across the world have you seen amnesty being offered to terrorist? Pls answer honestly so you see why we say this dude is clueless, how on earth do u want us to trust him with 40M dollz once again to fight a battle targeted towards terrorism when we all know he can't win even given 1Billion dollars! Let me also ask you to mention any real project directed towards the mass and poverty alleviation such as electricity, roads and infrastructure, water, jobs, health care, education and security that GEJ has really been keen at completing totally? He has no good record and if given 10years more he wouldn't cuz he would just spend the whole 10years fighting politically motivated terrorism. If he wants a permanent solution to this terrorism it shouldn't take him at most a month to end but he is really clueless and would rather use funds he should use for better pressing issues in the nation to play corrupt politics. I am very sure you are benefiting from his govt. loots that's why you are also clueless like him and supporting mediocrity and can't speak out the truth just as it is. You are part of the people destroying Nigeria, squandering our tomorrow today, Nigeria isn't a country ripe for internet security rather what we need is corruption security and human security, for God's sake how can you be spending 40M dollz for internet security when we don't even have a data base for our citizens and our borders are as porous as best? Brother don't allow the morsel of corruption you are surviving on blind you from basic truths.

But seriously some topics aren't fit for front page especially one like this, I wonder what it takes for topics at times to get to the front page cuz Nairaland is viewed internationally and you don't wanna fall our hands Seun and his MOD's do you? WTF...

maxwello.yg:
IMHO: If that project was realized, the spies could discover how Boko Haram transmit those information, it could help in so many ways to track the BOKO!
Such big contract means big use of modern technologies in fishing out those vampires and s3x lovers!(boko)

Most of y'all I guess don't understand the effect and essence of integrity and trust esp. In the hands of cheap people like GEJ, let me ask u and all those supporting the project where u were when the whole boko thing started when GEJ went on air to say he knows the boko sponsors and he's gonna fish them out and after that he promised to end their activities as at last year didn't he Now he culdnt do all those and he implemented state of emergency in the affected states and still no head way yet u think investing $40M dollz will solve this issue and even if it will come to think of it don't u think N6B is just too much for that kind of project which by 2015 will be no more, give 10% of that money to experts and dey will fish out and tap out all IP's they use for communicating within days, so if u see Nigerians venting their annoyance and insulting GEJ really to an extent they are right cuz the dude isn't a seasoned politician and without any apology he is really clueless, he shld go and read 48laws of power and within a month he shld be able to end this whole boko thing, if only he could arrest their top sponsors all these would have been a thing of the past all along but he can't cuz he is confused and deterred with minor issues like fighting Ameachi with all his might SMFH!

We are squandering our future today and what marvels me more is that the people behind all these corruption aren't ghost but human beings and our parents and relatives that we know well but cuz of the morsel of meat we are gonna gain from them, it will make us mute and incapable of telling them the truth, we are long overdue for a change in Nigeria but we as a people and majority aren't ready for it I must confess. Its so painful yet GEJ is claiming to be fighting corruption. I see it as a failure with no apology to any regime who spends 4years in power and can't solve our electricity issue in Nigeria, its a big shame. I was listening to Olakunle Soriyan on radio today and guess what he said? "He said Singapore is a country that all it has is Human Resources while Nigeria is a country that not only has Oil but all it has is Money" yet we don't know what to do with it! And really come to think of it we have the money my people to virtually solve all of our problems in Nigeria but since we wouldn't use it right then the next best thing to do is to squander it and loot it such as we have in our corrupt governance now.

Illuminati for ma boy and Illuminess for ma baby gyurl

I connect into the grace of God on this man's life Bishop David Oyedepo and I receive the Blessings of God over me to find a good woman to marry this year with all the resources require IJN Amen!

Maximum of 2 for me with about 3-4years spacing in between them and I don't care if they come as only boyz or only girlz but I will be most grateful if it were a boy and a girl. I have so much to achieve in Life and I don't want family distractions to come in between me, my family and Purpose in life!

After many years of dating at least I can accurately say that even the strongest love btw a guy and a girl becomes hatred without money, Money is to a relationship what Petrol is to a Car, the only true sacrificial love was btw God and man and we as human can't love sacrificially cuz there has to be a condition to our love, for the girlz it has to be his money, physique and prospects and for the guy it is also money, beauty and family. No human being on earth can lay claim not to have a condition for loving his or her partnern its just the way we human are wired and there is nothing we can do about that shikena!

@OP Men cheat simply because they have a woman of easy virtue to lay with. If your cousin had raped the other girl who wasn't his girlfriend it would av been a better case to argue or what if he cheated on his babe with another guy then we would av had the best arguement here but some things remain constant in life my dear and as long as ladies don't learn to close their legs and be faithful to one partner then Men will always find an excuse to cheat on them gbam! Imagine a world where all ladies act normal as in stick to a partner, remain faithful to the same and make efforts to find out whenever a guy ask her out if he is really single and serious about a new relationship with her before allowing him into her life so that no party will be hurt then only will men stop cheating. Godliness with contentment is a great gain which most ladies lack cuz all they want is a man who has all the goodies of life which they don't wanna suffer to achieve and we men knowing what they want will easily flaunt the cars, money, house and cloths and the lady will easily open their legz for you to have yur way even without no serious commitment from the guys part and then what yhu see next is "why do men cheat" story from defeated ladies. No appologies to the cheated ladies or to the cheater pls hold yur game tight!

1. But actually for me the best moment of life is adding value to someone else's life and making them a better person.
2. Having sufficient and abundant money in my bank account than I can spend in 50years wow no other can compare to that.
3. Fulfilling purpose and Destiny so that when I'm In my old age I can say like paul that I av finished the race.
4. Having the consciousness of and experiencing continually the indepth Love of God and His Amazing Grace.
5. To Love and be Loved in return.
6. Salvation.

@OP how on earth will you forget to include "Heavenly Feeling"? For me I just wish Heavenly Feeling can last up to 15minutes cotinuously lol. . .

But really we need to stop her and if possible abduct her before she tries to add insult to injury by releasing a video for those Preposterous babbles she calls songs!

@OP educative and thought provoking right up, if there's a job I was given an opportunity to do even without payment and will bring me fulfilment it would be a Crime Scene Investigator CSI or FBI cuz I love those job to the bone but come to fink of it, Naija has made me handicapped, well ama kip keeping it real.

May there gentle soul rest in perfect peace, I was on my way to abuja yesterday morning when the accident occured and the driver had to stop and we all came down just after the bridge to see and rescue I guess cause there were hundreds of onlookers also at the bridge and rain was drizzling slightly. We were around the bridge for about 30minutes after the BMW plunged into the river and there was no sight of both the BMW car or passengers and I was saying inside me that they would av been near dead by now cuz the river was very dirty,flowing heavily cuz of the rain and deep, once again may there gentle soul rest in peace Amen.