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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Calls Dino Melaye A Gorilla In His First Speech As President-elect by SirVintageCock: 10:21am On Mar 01, 2023
Not yet sworn in but the name callings and gaslighting has started.

Buhari and Osinbajo better be cooking up something as I do not believe this is the best exit gift they can offer Nigerians.
What da Bleep!!

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Politics / Re: What Happened To "Biafra Or Nothing"? by SirVintageCock: 5:44pm On Jun 10, 2022
beardedboy:

One person is calling me a secessionist and another is calling my a DSS spy.

Just face the topic, please.
I may have to derail this thread after all
Politics / Re: What Happened To "Biafra Or Nothing"? by SirVintageCock: 5:42pm On Jun 10, 2022
madridguy:
We all know Peter Obi is an IPOB member.
So he can never be President of Nigeria

I know dirts will be dugged up but calling him IPOB member is far reaching.
Another angle his campaigners will have to douse during campaign because APC and campaign of calumny na 1 and 2
Politics / Re: What Happened To "Biafra Or Nothing"? by SirVintageCock: 5:33pm On Jun 10, 2022
beardedboy:

Thanks for your warning. Now let's return to the topic.
I hope you are not working for them goons because if you are singling guys out with this thread to be hounded by authorities because of what they believe in, then that will be very unfair
Politics / Re: What Happened To "Biafra Or Nothing"? by SirVintageCock: 5:29pm On Jun 10, 2022
madridguy:
Nothing to watch out for, Obi can never come 2nd not to talk of winning the general election.


We'll have to wait and see, now wouldn't we?
Politics / Re: What Happened To "Biafra Or Nothing"? by SirVintageCock: 5:25pm On Jun 10, 2022
beardedboy:


So, you admit that the secessionist agitations were a scam.

If your previous plan is a scam, this new plan could also be a scam.
Very funny
Politics / Re: What Happened To "Biafra Or Nothing"? by SirVintageCock: 5:24pm On Jun 10, 2022
madridguy:
Butterfly claiming eagle grin

We will see who is the butterfly and who is the eagle.

Go back to your drawing tables cos your permutation is bound to fail.

There are lots of things to watch out for in this coming election.
Politics / Re: What Happened To "Biafra Or Nothing"? by SirVintageCock: 5:21pm On Jun 10, 2022
beardedboy:

You've derailed from the topic.


Naaa, I haven't derailed. Still on track, sir.

We want one thing, the best for us and our neighbors.

A change of strategy won't hurt anyone, now would it?
Politics / Re: What Happened To "Biafra Or Nothing"? by SirVintageCock: 5:17pm On Jun 10, 2022
You guys never saw it coming in your permutation.
You were banking on the ' Igbos don't vote' bullcrap. The usual voters apathy in the SE....lol.

Una never see anything.

It is all or nothing now

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Family / Re: They Want Me To Marry Her Corpse, I refused by SirVintageCock: 3:57pm On Apr 30, 2022
Wait until they arrest you for kidnapping and murder.

Your eye go clear
Health / Re: Help: Chronic Diarrhea For More Than A Month by SirVintageCock: 8:43pm On Sep 01, 2021
Irritable or inflammatory bowel disease.
Travel / Re: General South Africa Visa Enquiries by SirVintageCock: 2:42pm On Dec 10, 2020
grin grin grin
boyboy2020:
I’ve arrived successfully in Johannesburg grin grin
Glad you made it. Be a good citizen
Culture / Re: The Misconception About Igbo Bride Prices by SirVintageCock: 10:16am On Dec 09, 2020
Angelfrost:
Mr. Op, stop this pedantry and trying to be smart by half, please!!!

Everyone knows the literal meaning of Bride Price!!!... You are the one who seems ignorant of the contextual meaning here.

When people complain of "Bride Price" being high, of course they are referring to the entire ridiculous demands from the Bride's family.... They merely lump it all conveniently into a single term "Bride Price"!!! This is quite simple na!

No offense sir, I honestly don't see the real point of this thread!!! tongue
You are ignorant. Get enlightened from people Igbo people instead of reading rubbish from people that knows nothing.
What the guy wrote is the pure truth or are you telling me poor people no dey marry for Igbo land again.

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Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty: DNA Test Shows My Daughter, Mitchell Is Not Mine by SirVintageCock: 7:44am On Dec 05, 2020
This bullshits stinks. How can two sperms fertilizes an ovum?? Two biological father's for the daughter? Maximized illiteracy embarassed embarassed

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Health / Re: Black Women Five Times More Likely To Die During Childbirth by SirVintageCock: 10:21am On Nov 25, 2020
uuzba:
So our mothers that didn't die, what should happen now?
Which of your mothers that didn't die during childbirth? The ones that died nko. Are you living in a bubble or something. The neighbors, friends, sisters, mothers, aunts, cousins and nieces that died during childbirth, what about them
Family / Re: Wife's Action Without Husband's Notice by SirVintageCock: 8:26pm On Nov 15, 2020
A305:
Your wife knew, you wouldn't have granted your consent for such a risky journey (with the kids) in your absence, so she took the advice of whosoever she's with to go on the trip anyway.

This is just one of the shi t test women test a man with, to know how weak or alpha the man is.


I'm sorry to inform you that; Sir, you have previously failed all her other shi t tests (when dating her or in your marriage) before this recent advanced test she pulled on you. It means, you are losing frame as the man of the house or even lost frame already.

So what can you do sir?

NOTHING, if you want your marriage to last; Absolutely nothing because she already crossed the line, you can't just kick her out now because she has your kids and she hasn't cheated yet. But there is a glimmer of hope, and what is it?

Turn your alpha mode on - First, Send away any of her relative living in your house.

Turn off your lovey dovey demeanor or shut down your happy attitude towards her when she goes against your rules.

Always repeat your rules to her at all times.

Never show weakness and never reveal your insecurities to her.

And this is the most important tip. Take back frame sir. How? Never argue with her. Never answer her irrelevant questions during confrontation. Rather, be the one asking the questions. Never talk back at her, Just state your point and walk out of the room. And if she is whining in the process, stay quiet and stoic.

If you want her to do something, Insist on it until it's done.

That's it.

Good luck
what sort of bootcamp are you running all in the name of marriage.

Treat your wife like that garbage you wrote and you end up opening yourself to acrimonious relationship till the rest of the marriage.
All these rules and relating to wives as if they are subordinates instead of marriage partners is the major cause of his predicament. We all know how subordinates behaves in various offices when they are treated like the shits you mentioned up there. They will try every possible means to undermine your efforts and joy.

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Romance / Re: Lady Cancels Her Marriage After Mother-In-Law Stopped Her From Killing A Python by SirVintageCock: 2:27am On Nov 15, 2020
blazepascal:
get ur fact right asshole
Kids
Romance / Re: Lady Cancels Her Marriage After Mother-In-Law Stopped Her From Killing A Python by SirVintageCock: 8:18am On Nov 14, 2020
blazepascal:
I no no why we pple dey worship snake even for my syd idemmili we dey worship am
You are a kid. Idemili does not worship any damn python for crying out loud.
It is the mildest form and nonvenomous python that can only be seen mainly in the rainforests. The ancient recognized it's nonvenomous nature and decided not to waste their time with. Now, kids are ascribing "worship" to it embarassed embarassed Terrible.

UNESCO should as a matter of urgency declare it as an endangered specie before this overzealous religious fanatics exterminate it out of existence.
Family / Re: I Cannot Believe My Wife Could Be This Dirty by SirVintageCock: 1:10pm On Nov 12, 2020
You the husband and she the wife deserves each other. Bunch of immature, chronologically unstable and unhygienically enhanced babies.

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Family / Re: Lgbt: Coming Out As A Lesbian In An African Home by SirVintageCock: 5:31am On Nov 09, 2020
Ayotemide:


It had to be you the Igbo person ignoring the question asked but romanticizing my answer and accusing me of doing so.

Because your answer is wrong, incorrect and inciting and albeit baseless, filled with assumptions and incorrect information.
Family / Re: Lgbt: Coming Out As A Lesbian In An African Home by SirVintageCock: 7:55pm On Nov 07, 2020
Bkayyy:

LOL, you are just using modern day Christian based reasoning to view the matter.
Woman-woman marriage in Igboland was never based on procreation for a Man or family because in the marriage, any issue birthed by the bride bears the surname of the lady groom (for easier understanding grin).This shows that the lady groom has full control of her marriage. Tough some barren women do take advantage of this custom to cuckold their husband because if she is the one that married the lady and when the lady gives birth, she has undiluted custody and control over the identity of the child and tends to withdraw her husbands access to it if the husband messes up.

You know that the above is an utter crap, right?
A figment of your imagination. It is obvious that you are projecting it to be the above based on some unfathomable motives.

There is no 'lady-groom' as the co-wife is not even present during the ime-ego nwanyi.

Do some research please

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Family / Re: Lgbt: Coming Out As A Lesbian In An African Home by SirVintageCock: 7:44am On Nov 07, 2020
Bkayyy:

Who is feeding you with lies?
What is the essence of marriage if you exclude sex? Or do you want to dictate to married couples what they do in the other room?

Your submissions are just mere hearsays as it is obvious you have no idea what you are talking about.

You obviously have never seen "where a woman married a woman in Igbo land" because such never existed. What you are observing is a well known facts of a woman being married for a man (dead or alive) or even family for the sole purpose of procreation. The reason it might seems as if it was a woman that's marrying them is because of the pressure childlessness placed on a woman in the society. The wife or widow spearheads the quests for solution but the woman bears the name of the man.

These women are often sought by the elderly widows who birthed female children, couples suffering from infertility, families without male heirs and most times families looking out to have someone at home while they resides in the cities.
This is an advanced form of surrogacy but peeps with warped minds won't get an enlightenment, and will not also, stop looking for reasons to delve into their closeted absurdities.
Note thàt no woman is having marital relations with another woman according to this Igbo land tradition. It is an absurdity.


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Family / Re: Lgbt: Coming Out As A Lesbian In An African Home by SirVintageCock: 7:19am On Nov 07, 2020
Ayotemide:


Rich powerful women got married to young girls, they could take lovers and birth children but the woman was the head of the home and also very respected. It was highlighted in the books of some famous Igbo authors, Buchi Emecheta. It is also still practiced in some parts of rural East Africa. I love this part of history.

Poster, I love you.
Lol. See a Yoruba woman telling Igbos about their culture.

Igbos are saying what is obtainable but see how you garnish and laced it with obvious obfuscation to make it appetizing to your gullible readers.

Readers note::
The aforementioned union is based solely on procreation not romance between a woman and another woman.

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Politics / Re: Reuters: Twitter Users Dragged Eastern Nigeria For Trump Rally In Onitsha. PICS. by SirVintageCock: 7:51am On Nov 04, 2020
NGpatriot:



Look at this one throwing tantrums like a toddler.

This hypocrite conveniently sidestepped his generalizing and chest beating ipob brothers.. .

Sit down somewhere abeg..

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Politics / Re: Reuters: Twitter Users Dragged Eastern Nigeria For Trump Rally In Onitsha. PICS. by SirVintageCock: 6:39am On Nov 04, 2020
CSTRR:
south east is suffering the side effects of chronic brain drain.

The best igbo minds are not in the east. They are in lagos.

The igbos in the east are not the smartest in the ethnic, and so they carry out many cringe worthy acts disgracing the ethnic group.

The despicable nature of governance there and the ipob phenomenon is a consequence of this brain drain.

The IQ residing in the east is sub-optimal, and unfortunately, their actions would be used to judge the igbo as a whole, even though igbos in lagos and the diaspora don't support it.
Look at this dumbo.

What a nauseating excuse of a human excreta. You singlehandedly generalised and unequivocally rubbished every living being residing in the east with this bigoted post.

Get lost idioT
Crime / Re: Curfew Violators Flogged, Made To Swim Inside Dirty Water In Osun (graphic Video by SirVintageCock: 1:44pm On Oct 27, 2020
Not being a tribalist but this video will lay to rest the persistent insults Igbos have received from our southwestern brothers when the army did the same in the southeast.
If you live in a glasshouse, do not throw stone.

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Politics / Re: DJ Switch Used OBS software To Manipulate Instagram To Fool Nigerians by SirVintageCock: 1:43pm On Oct 25, 2020
Hilarious pay per post Crocs and alligators grin grin grin

Keep on manipulating what happened until it backfires on you guys. Yorubas and BMCs precisely.
Believe me, these warriors will wish they never questioned LEKKI shooting as leopard can never and will never change its spot. Another shooting and then the whole country will scream FAKE NEWS

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Politics / Re: Senator Victor Ndoma-Egba's House In Calabar Looted And Set On Fire (Video) by SirVintageCock: 6:31pm On Oct 24, 2020
Davash222:

I instructed the guy to drop the mattress at room 306.
; cheesy cheesy Hopeless generation shocked shocked

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Politics / Re: Senator Victor Ndoma-Egba's House In Calabar Looted And Set On Fire (Video) by SirVintageCock: 6:30pm On Oct 24, 2020
pocohantas:


See as all your ear done open. Umu nwoke!!!



They have looted our room. Na our mattress this guy carry dey go so.
You mustn't use a mattress. You can spread your wrapper na.

You guys needs to scratch that itch hard and faster. Just get it over with. cool cool

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Politics / Re: Senator Victor Ndoma-Egba's House In Calabar Looted And Set On Fire (Video) by SirVintageCock: 5:08pm On Oct 24, 2020
Davash222:

Lol
Please elucidate more, I’m interested in this ‘mature leg to hook me in bed’. What does that mean?
You guys should get a room na, haba

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Politics / Re: Time For South-East Governors To Flush IPOB Out Of The Region by SirVintageCock: 4:33pm On Oct 24, 2020
Don't even try it or you will be playing into the IPOB con.That means you will be contending with a great percentage of Igbos who are still in the closet and the government will loose more because you don't know who is who.
Family / Re: 3 Graves To Bury One Man: How My Late Father's Kinsmen Hijacked Burial — Lady by SirVintageCock: 7:18am On Oct 24, 2020
PowerGlory:
I was in the said burial a d witnessed everything that happened.
1. The man died mysteriously in the house with wound on his head and the wife and children never told the man's brothers after 24hours but hurried him to the mortuary.
2. The man was a retiree of CBN a d pays the wife N100k and children N50k each every month but they starved him of food. It's his brothers that feeds him.
3. This same daughter asked his out of their house when he came to ask them why they beat up their father.
4. The said girl is in Law School and still behaves stupidly.
5. The man built a house but the wife a d children insisted that he'll be buried behind the house which his immediate brothers and kinsmen object that he be buried in front of his house.
6. Despite the money given to the woman she cooks with firewood upstairs.
7. The woman and children were asking the man's Will to be read while the corpse was still in the mortuary.
8. Anyone that cares should come to Oguta, Imo State to verify for himself or herself.
Quite likely.
Imagine the generalisation.
Her father is yet to rest peacefully and she is already out castigating and blackmailing her uncles on social media to cover-up the above.

Something is inherently wrong with her story.

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