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HeatFusion:
No

How was ur gym today? bundles of jacket my butt cheek

Ruby naaaaaaw

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Once again he gets his behind handed to him.

Keeps talking as if he knows it all!!

na2day?:
so what he did after his wife cheat is what matters not that the wife is a cheat, correct? father i really need to go pray more bcoz his marriage thing is becoming more complicated ooo

Mon Cheri, you are missing the point.

Men Cheat, women cheat. . . both BAD!!

However, Men don't get the added luxury of being beaten to a pulp by their wives like the women do. One would have to be completely without an iota of brain (refer to the the just perfectly good example quoted above) to think there isn't more to the story.

No sane father would have his daughter's husband beaten just because he caught her cheating. We are talking about Nigeria here fa, Nigeria where the daddy would prolly tell his daughter "Now daughter of mine, men cheat. . .you just gotta accept it" if things was the other way around.

Nigeria where the father has prolly done his own cheating and would have a stroke if his wife did the same. . . that Nigeria.

So for him to have had this man beaten up, for that father to have taken his daughter side on this matter. . . he (the husband) must have done something really, really serious.

Think about it. . . darlin'

@ Topic

To reiterate for the slow witted. . . No one is condoning cheating.

Mai Suya:
Wow! To the females on this tread, do you people have husbands or do do you intend to have one? Kai! I pity those men.

_{*gets down on both knees, eyes cast downwards, hands folded behind*}

Mai gidan na. . .  ya na nan! Maraba!

Ya aiki? Ka je lafiya? Maddallah!

Yaya jiki? Ya idon ka? Ya kitson ka? Ya farcen ka?

Me zaka ci. . . Tuwo ko shinkafa ko tuwo shinkafa da miyan kuka?

To, ina zuwa. . .

*Gets up and slowly backs out of the room, eyes still cast downwards.


Ya like that, don't ya. Of course you do https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/29.gif

Lmao!! They sing it in Naija oooh. . . at least that's why I learnt it in Nursery school.

~Sauron~:
@ Sisikill,

Are his metaphors better than mine??

Better than yours? As if!!! How does he want it?!!!

You are the best Baby. . . the very best!! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/8.gif

CROWD MENTALITY

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Lalaboi? Nanaboi? Same? Different?

Okay, now I am lovestruck AND confused!!

And for the love of all that is incredible about Mr. Incredible, why isn't anyone taking my poll??!!

Don't make me create new user names oooh and believe me I will!! I will do anything for my lovah!!!

ibkaye:
The guy is cool jor  

IBK. . . .  https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/6.gif

lalaboi:
***Slaps her**** *****pours Vcold water on her****


Wake uppp!!!

Bwahahahaha! But I don't wanna!

I love him! I love him!

Even before I heard him I loved him.

You hate him compared to how much I love him!!

[size=5pt]A little Madagascar humor there [/size]

nanaboi:
I've heard an awful lot about this MI guy but haven't bought his CD yet. I will now.

Wait a min, is this Sisi Jinx like the same ol' Sisikill?
If it's u, then just know that while u're crushin' on MI, I'm crushing on U.
I already see us at an MI show 2gether, even if just 2 get u in the mood 2 talk about love and lovely things.

_{How big is ur head now?}


I really meant 2 say that I've been missin' u. Howdy?

Awww, nanaboi I missed you too!!!

How have you been? How's the sun. . . is she still misbehaving?

Yes, Yes, oh God Yes. . . I'll go with you to my hubby's show any day anytime.

doyin13:
what the. . . .

the guy is wack jo.

He is an Aboki feeling funky  

_{dodges sisi's kunu}

Just because you can't sing Doyin don't mean ain't no one else can. . . .  

Be still my heart. . . it's like he is trying to focus on me. . . Just me!

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I am sorry, but there is no reason why such a force should exist in any society. Simple!!! Why in the world would people allow this? This is like police endorsed mafia of some sort.

Very Good Point Kobojunkie.

From my understanding, these Sharia laws are meant to be used in a society where there lawlessness and poverty has already been eradicated, Where everyone is already morally upright thus have no need for government enforcers.

Well from where I am standing, Nigeria does not fit into that category, so I see no reason why it should even be mentioned let alone practiced!!

Trust our male chauvinistic society to ignore all of that and use it to their own advantage.

SHARIA AS IT IS BEING PRACTICED IN NIGERIA IS A BARBARIC LAW. . . NO IF, ANDS OR BUTS about it!!

Just another way oppress of women in a society where they are already second class citizens!!

Kobojunkie:
How dare the BBC report on this? Who the Heck does the BBC think it is to tell the world of the atrocities committed against these women in a country like Nigeria?

This is a call to all Nigerians to boycott the BBC for such hypocrisy? There are destitute women in the UK as well but they NEVER report on such. This is all a rouse to paint Nigeria and its people as savages. People boycott the British and all things western, and know that America is behind this as well.

Yeah. . . . Boycott CNN!! They are giving the world a Bad impression of Nigerians. What about the atrocities against women being committed in their own backyards? Why Just the other day, I saw a woman pushing her cart to the grocery store (coz she ain't got no car) and from the look of absolute sadness on her face, you can tell she's divorced. . .  I don't see anyone reporting on that but when it comes to Nigeria, they are on it like white on rice.

Abeg they should gerrrrrout of here jo!!

DaPhoenix:
Would he find it disrespectful if I happen to earn more than he does?

Well obviously, we are talking about someone with major issues here. . . more than the usual being a Nigerian man issues here.

Where did you find this guy??!!

DaPhoenix:
Exactly. I keep having this feeling like Nigerian men think that because they are men, they have to respected and we (women) have to be submissive (ugh, I hate that word lol). I look at threads and that is all I see.


@all, I need to know,

1) Would he find it disrespectful if I asked him to start cooking because I am stuck in traffic or even, help me out in the kitchen when I am cooking?
2) Would he find it disrespectful if I asked him to do the laundry?
3) Would he find it disrespectful if I told him I really don't want t have sex but I'll rather cuddle and talk?
4) Would he find it disrespectful if I told him that I feel his mom has been visiting too frequently?

1) Yes, a man is not supposed to step into a kitchen let alone touch a pot.
2) Yes because he is a man and doing Laundry is the dirtiest job ever.
3) Yes because he is a man and only his needs, wants and urges matter.

4) Huh? I mean seriously. . . HUH?!!! \ His mom visits frequently? HIS OWN MOTHER?!! All jokes aside, this is disrespective to everyone. . . man, woman and child.

Come now, I'm all for Rah! Rah Reh Reh I am a woman hear me roaaaaaar but this is pushing it.

HeatFusion:
Man: Honey, I'm home

Woman: *knees down* Welcome, my lord, my king, my husband, your food is already on the table.

Man: Haaa! This woman, won't you relieve me of my bag?

Woman: Am sorry, my lord, . *takes bag*

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Man: I'd need iyan and egusi to munch on while am watching arsenal vs. Manchester.

Woman: Yes, my oga. Whta drink would you like with it?

Man: You this woman, don't bother me. You know I like beer. waka

Woman: Am sorry, my husband, but you know I always want to please you. Do you want anything during Naadal's match too?

Man: Yes, woman!

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Woman: I don't want sex tonight, plz, my husband.

Man: You are very disrespectful, who asked you? Do you know who I am? Who are you? Who are you?

Woman: But, eh ehn, am tired na.

Man: Am going to the bathroom, "divide" by the time I get back.

Woman: Yes, my husband

Man: You'll enjoy the one-mine, trust me

Rotflmao!! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/24.gif

Ruby, you killed it!!!!

Mad_Max:
But you can let them sing
Pussycat pussycat where have you been
I went to London to see the Queen!
Abi?

On Karma's behalf, I say. . . TOUCHE!!!!

[size=5pt]She gon kill me[/size]

I didn't run away oooh! Karma locked me up. 

She tricked me. . .  told me there a a bowl of candy on the other side of the garage and as soon as I entered I heard BANG! The garage door closing behind me.

I am soooo miffed right now! I missed all the fun, esepcially the part where Acid and Ruby went from this https://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/love/love0025.gif to this https://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/746_animated_arguing_smileys.gif

Honestly, I don't know what to do with these two anymore.

@ Bliss
My Daddy

dayokanu:
@Sisijinx,
Me sa ki na daria?

Hauwa , Ki zo mana. Ki zo ki rungomeni

Maganan ka yana bani dariya. Kana yi Kaman ba ka san abin kana so, Ka yi toasting Toyin a incantation thread, Ka zo nan, ka toasting Hauwa. Walahi, In ka je kasuwa, za ka toasting mai tuwo ko mai fura da nunu.

isbelhma:
@dayokanu,

sisijinx, don Allah gaya wa Dayo ya rabu da hauwa koyasha kashi.


nagode.

Dan allah, Ba ruwan na a magana Miji da matan shi

Gobe, zamu yi Auren Hauwa da Dayo ko isbelhma ne?

Hauwa mai mijin biyu? A'a

Huku? A'a

Hudu? A'a

Biyar, shida, bakwai?

A'a, A'a, A'a

Takwas, tara?

A'a, a'a a'a

Goma!!

Hauwa mai mijin GOMA!!!!!! 

Sapphic:
^{[Bobbing my head happily whilst enscounced between two of Phoenix's strippers]}

What's that funny turn that you yanks do at parties and clubs again? Oh yeah. . . "The Roof! The Roof!! The Roof is on fire. . . . " LOL

Lmao! I can't have too much fun because someone will go Sharia on me but you go ahead. . . .  

Treetop20:
no, not in the least bit!

Treetop https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/23.gif

HeatFusion:
ROTFLMAOO. . . . YOU guys, it's not what you think. It's a inside thing.

Just watch out for his reply, and you'll see what I mean

I'm happily married to Treetop, plzzzzzzzzzzz

Ruby. . . https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/23.gif

Sapphic:
If you don't know that in this current economic climate with the present credit crunch that ostentatious things have been jettisoned, I wonder which planet you dey.  Thank your stars that it was not the whole village whose birthday had to be celebrated today.

Thank Heavens for small mercies. . . I guess

DaPhoenix:
"Take you down
I really wanna take you down . . ."


Oh guess who just came in

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Oy Veh https://fc94.deviantart.com/fs7/i/2005/261/2/3/Faint_Emoticon_by_risika2099.gif

Treetop20:

You Jealous??