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Okay, Okay I'm gonna go let Karma out.

Sheesh. . . Don't know what the world is turning into when a girl can't even have a fake birthday to herself anymore. https://smiley.onegreatguy.net/kickrock.gif

Treetop20:
no, not if you kill everyone before the after party

Aaaah I seee. . . so am I allowed to kill 'em afterwards? Please say yes! Please?

Sapphic:
You need to take a chill pill dude. You would have noticed from the replies and emoticons that everyone is joking too. Try not to be too serious. Here, have a glass of bubbly. That should loosen you up a bit. LOL.

Please leave him oooh, me I want Diamonds for me buffday and at the rate he is going, I bet his popping 'em out every two words.  

HeatFusion:
STOP MESSING UP MY PARRY B4 I CALL THE POLICE ON ALL OF YOU
Who told you say I haven't made out with my baby?

C2H5OH
https://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/hug/hugging.gif ----> https://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/kiss/kiss.gif-------> https://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/kiss/passionate.gif
https://www.runemasterstudios.com/graemlins/images/not_ripe.gif

Awwwww Ruby!! La ta ro. . . finally!

Now I can Gbe Igba Ope!!


Phoenix we need a DJ STAT and we don't want no Brandy!!

na2day?:
anything 4 u babe, [size=3pt]now what abt that email address and fone # of urs?[/size] 

Thank ya lofah![size=3pt] Tell me where you are from.[/size]

HeatFusion:
Still watching you two

Lmao!!

Treetop20:
party hasn't even started
and they are fighting already

Lmao. . . but isn't that how it's done??!!

Sapphic:
So for yia place, to call someone old cargo na nice thing abi? Hmmm. Okay o.

Bizzaro world l'omo wa. Odi odi ni ti ti e

DaPhoenix:
Happy birthday!!! Here's your present

*signals strippers to come in*

Happy Phoenix!!!!!

Ras Pwn:
WTF!!! So I come in to say nice things and you decide to attack me again? What part of the game is that?

Rotflmao!! Jeebus. H Christos. . . tell me, do you poo diamonds??!!

Ruby you want your own cake?

Okay gimme a sec https://images.zaazu.com/img/chef-anim-chef-cook-food-smiley-emoticon-000273-large.gif


And for the lovely OP https://images.zaazu.com/img/bday03-copy-bday-birthday-party-smiley-emoticon-000130-large.gif

Treetop20:
sisi jinx
happy birthday!

Tee heee heee. . . it's not really my birthday https://images.zaazu.com/img/ssshh-ssshh-animated-animation-smiley-emoticon-000358-large.gif

Ras Pwn:
Am I invited to the orgyparty?Hopefully you girls have drinks and drugs, preferably crack cocaine. Happy birthday old people.

Ooooh someone is still biiiiiiiiiittttttttttttteeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr!

N-gauge check your saltiness at the door and take a load off. . . mmmmmkay!


[size=5pt]Jeez, I've never met a person so tightly wound.[/size]

Happy Birthday Ruby and Bliss!!!!

Oya blow your candle https://images.zaazu.com/img/bday01b-bday-birthday-cake-smiley-emoticon-000292-large.gif

Lmao, what we gonna call this now. . . folie a plusieurs?

Yipeeee!! My 1000 post is on this thread. . . Par-tay time!!


https://images.zaazu.com/img/cheers-anim-cheers-champagne-wine-smiley-emoticon-000272-large.gif

Rotflmao!!!!!!!  

Lmao @ Calling for people to be Less Pompous and Open Minded on a thread about choosing between a Gay Son and a pregnant Daughter.

Rotflomao. . . talk about your Irony!!

Yesssssssssss!!!!

Thank you! Thank you! https://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/s/smooch.gif

Join me now. . . what do you think of my Husband?

doyin13:
Oooh la la. . .

so there is some bite to our Sisi. 

Hmm. . . .You did say Chicago right 

Oh there is. . . trust me there is

Wetin you wan come do here. . . You do know we frisk, right?

Gucci_Babe:
enemy of progress, if its coke thats making his music hit, dbanj no leave am, rubbish post!

Couldn't have said it better!!!!! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/41.gif

igwe 1:
@Sisi Jinx
Just saw your profile picture and couldn't believe my eyes.
Wawu! It really had shattered my initial assumptions.
You look cool and pretty
.

Lmao! Oh no. . . I think I would rather you kept your previous impression of me oooh.

[size=4pt]Thank you [/size]

showbobo:
Hope say no be VIN you find reach her profile picture ^{she get clean title i assume}

As clean as they come darlin'

HeatFusion:



That's sisikill, always causing a raucous
You taught me all I know!!!!

Treetop20:
sisi is obsessed

Rotflmao!! I'm not gonna deny it!!!

MY FAVORITE! ( I Imagine he is singing to me https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/8.gif )

FOREVER

[flash=425,344]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP_af7vHlnk&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]

stillwater:
[s]_{I was relieved when the first picture was replaced.}[/s]

Anyway, don't know much about rap, but nice sound.

Bwahahahaha! Couldn't find Pix of him anywhere. . . . hehehehehe!!

Oh he is GOOD!! I think I'm in love 

Money
[flash=425,344]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjSaR6w99T8&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]

Mr. Incredible. . . JOS Born Rapper is showing Naija how’s it’s done!!

Free Stylin’ with MI

[flash=425,344]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9AGKvAC_Kc&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]

Treetop20:
but ofcourse i am

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww honesty!!!!

Treetop20:
see these women
awww all over the place
yet they are the ones that said they love men
who are rich because the orgasms are better

Ooooh you are soooo missing the point!

We are awwwwing over his honesty and lack of frontin'.

Something lacking in many guys. . . see.

Bliss and N2D
No one's child will die, be beaten, killed, maimed, disfigured. . . they will live long and fruitful lives and none of us will have cause to weep over them ^{(You guys please stop me now before I fully become my mother with this prayers )}

I am begging. . . .  let's kiss and makeup. It was all a misunderstanding, a slip of finger, a mistype. . . it is all my fault, yeah I take the blame for it, anything to end this before it even starts.

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease Pretty Please!!

Look at that pretty face. . . how can you resist?

https://images.zaazu.com/img/please-f-please-girl-wish-smiley-emoticon-000384-large.gif


[size=4pt]N2D
You gotta apologize. . . seriously.[/size]

Sapphic:
The Barely literate Kanu himself would not get a look in, talk much less of some poor relative who is hanging on his coat tails.

Tee hee hee

Won ti e ri yan pe. . . Kanu's Brother.

I can not. . . NOT believe this crap is on the front page. Seriously, What is this incessant need to display our ignorance to the entire world?

One would think this kinda topic would be tucked away in a faraway section  in Nairaland, a place people rarely visit while keeping our fingers crossed no one ever stumbles upon it but I guess this is Bizzaro world where up is down, left is right and ignorance is proudly celebrated!

Long Hisssssssssssssssssss!

na2day?:
i for don begin dey beat the hell out of u if not to say i dey fear say ur papa and hin thugs go do to me the same thing wey happen to poster(i no wan post part 2 of this thread), u for don see pepper for my hand 

Beat me??! Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Oh you for try am! Na pepper. . . ata rodo not tatase pepper you go smell!! 

i truly hope in the future ur son's wife will cheat on him and then the inlaws will get good thugs to come beat the crap out of him and probably kill him, it will serve him right, wont it? akamu! ! ! 

Do you truly believe that what OP says is the whole story?!!

Read Bliss' post again and get the entire gist. 

HeatFusion:
[size=4pt]Sisikill and na2day? again?[/size]

[size=4pt]Rotflmao! I'm trying to teach him a lesson fa but it's not taking. . .yet.[/size]

na2day?:
[size=2pt]madam, can't u leave us in peace? we are trying to get some alone quality time together, go look for ur hubby, hin fit dey club[/size] 

[size=2pt]Are you sending my sister away? [/size]

Mai Suya:
OH darlyn its not too much to ask, in fact it's no problem at all. While you are washing my car, would you mind if I pull out my breast to feed the baby? I promise to wash the nipple first. . .

KEEP ON DREAMING . . . MRS PERFECTION 

That's too much to ask??!!

And who is asking the guy to feed the baby?

I think you are deliberately missing the the point!!

Seriously, you guys are no serious, just being unnecessarily hard headed 

bluespice:
u can share a meal with her,
write her a love note
call her by 00:00 am to wish her a happy birthday,
anything u think that would show how much u feel for her

Schweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!

Awwwww, this is got to be the sweetest thread. . . topic ever!!

OP, don't worry about it. . . just do what you can and I'm sure she will understand and appreciate it.

Sometimes, the gesture and the thought really does count more.

Besides, you remembered. . . that's is high achievement for a guy.

KarmaMod:
Rofl. Same here ooo. Whenever I hear from my friends 'oh my dad has been eating McDonalds cos he's mad at my mom", I start laughing.

Pathetic. 

Bwahahahaha! The ego on some men, sha. . . So he is punishing her by eating Mickey Ds?

How so??!

Is the fat and high cholesterol transfering to the mama? Is she the one who is two bites away from a heart attack.

Nonsense!!