₦airaland Forum

Train your man, it is your job to make sure he is this, it is your duty to make sure he is that. . . can I just get a puppy? At least with a dog, I can lock it up in his cage and tune him out when he starts misbehaving or wait. . . am I allowed to do that with a guy?!!

What do you mean they won't sell because Nigeria does not have winter?

Is it not the design that we are talking about here?!!!


@ Topic
I think are beautiful designs and it is about time we start building homes in Nigeria like we actually know what we want instead the building for building sakes most people do.

Rotflmao! Tgirl got your message. . . 

You are a mod now?! Yesssss!! Now I can go haywire https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/69.gif

You don't need an interview from me. . . Bluespice's interview says it all https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/3.gif

igwe 1:
Looking for something!!

Oops . . . . .
Definitely not here.

Now THIS is hwo you should interview. . . I am surprised you didn't do him first and foremost.

I mean do you not know the clout he has ofer efery of us here?

The Olori, Ejika and Ese of Nairaland Auto Section.

Please show some respect and do his interview ASAP!!!

Mad_Max:
All you Bourniacs know you used two fingers for guns and played Bond as kids, and your kids will play Bond. Tell them 'Bourne' and they'll say Who? Bond saves the world, all Bourne saves is his skinny ass.

You tell 'em Max!!

KarmaMod:
yea saves the world with his crab infested pubes.

Im not letting my kid watch a movie titled "Octopussy"

Bond ko. Bail ni.

Rotflmao!!

Baku so bukuntan na?  Ka gan wannan post

thetruth90:
Another animalistic thread! 

I, ni ne ina da bukata sabo da ni na rubuta abin ana kiran hausawa animals.

Na gode Hausawa a Nairaland.

follypimpi:
Well last week i took a girl i just met out on a date,Lo and Behold was my girl friend with her friends having a laugh in the same restaurant, I just braced up went over to there table said HI,u knw how u girls and ur girl friends act when sumfing is fishy,they gave me a look,i jst ignored it and ushered the nu chic to the reserved table.After 5-10 mins they came ova and started shouting calling me names as well as the girl.The Manager just bounced us out, so sad.

Rotflmao!! I am becoming a fan of your ^tall tales.

You should write a book

https://a.abcnews.com/images/US/ap_plane_090115_ssh.jpg

Can yOu say. . . AMAZING?!!!

Hero Pilot


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Images of the plane
https://a.abcnews.com/images/US/rt_plane_crash_090115_ssh.jpg

https://a.abcnews.com/images/US/ap_plane_08_090115_ssv.jpg

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A yi mani gafara, Hausawa!

thetruth90:
@ Sisi Jinx


i dont know what these words mean, but i say to you:

orisa la pimu dirun re,
wo a kere oko dele,
e a daa fun o lule loko,
sango laa foju re danu.

animal like you!

Well I do understand your words and

Iran babanlaku lon bawi.

Shei Sango lo shin pe, wa to pe sopona pelu gbogbo agbara e si ori ati orun ara e.

Me na ce. . . kana yi Kaman kyarkeci?

In kana da Hankali, za ka rufe bakin ka wai ya kamode Kaman dubura Rago.

Ka gan kare ko alade ko akuya a nan?  To me kani yi a nan?

Dan Allah, muna roko, ka je wurin jinsan ka sun da yawa. . . ka tefi Zoo

Arbanza kawai!

Tears of Womanhood

Just saw this movie and I don't know what to say. When are we gonna stop with the copy catting? Every scene from start to finish was a carbon copy of the Indian Movie Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. . . I mean down to the little jokes between Mom and Dad.

Okay it was well acted, the cinematography was on point, the sound was excellent. . . In short every other aspect of the movie would get an 8 out of Ten from me. It was that good (okay at this point, you know this is NOT a Naija Movie but a Ghanaian Movie, this people have gone faaaaaar) . . Except the storyline.

Gah can you imagine how perfect this movie would have been if it was an original story?

The scene of both family praying below


Tears of Womanhood
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Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham
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KarmaMod:
Lmao Sisi Ive always disliked Bond. The reason for this thread was to make sure that Bourne was NOTHING LIKE Bond before I decide to watch the trilogy

ie No cheesy one-liners, giggling tarts, garbage like that sha

He's so wack now to the point that he actually drives a Ford. A car most Americans wouldnt be caught dead in sef. O ga 

Ohnoyoudi'ent! 

Oh we are so taking this Outside! 

vescucci:
Karma, please watch those films and put this debate to rest. It hurts to disagree with Sisi and Max.

I'm gonna have a coronary!

Awww Vesc, you should know no Bond, No Bourne, No Gadget and definitely no opposite side of an arguement can tear us apart!! So cease with all talks of coronary. . . let's leave it where it belongs, for Bourne from trying so hard to be BOND. Lmao! I couldn't resist!

~Sauron~:
Bond vs Bourne?? Both of em are asswipes!!!
However, i still think Bond edges it.
He is a manly man and he rips women to shreds. . . . .Jason Bourne did not convince me he wasn't an eunuch.

Oh let me count the ways you make my heart go pitty pat!!

Karma you remember that Seinfeld episode where George was trying to send Susan Packing by taking up smoking? Hilarious!!

If OP was in the mood to play games, I'd tell her to take him for a spin. . . say Yes Sir to everything he asks.

Bobo Naija - We will worship Ifa and Oshorunga

OP - Yes Sir, what do I need to wear?

Bobo Naija - You will be on your knees everytime I am in the house

OP - Do I need a kneepad for that?

Rotflmao! Let's see how far he takes it. Hehehehehehehe

isika82:
So if i am not into traditional religion, you think there is no hope? I never knew this trick before, sheesh i must not know alot.

It is not about the traditional religion, he is just saying things that will shock you into running away. He wants out but he doesn't want to be the bad guy, so what does he do. . .  3 guesses and the first two don't count

p.s he used to have long hair, braided her, no dreads and he was very much the American, all this talk of moving back to Nigeria soon, plus traditional religion and now respect is all new.

Bwahahahaha! I love this guy! Damn, he's good!!!  

@Topic
His Nigerianess just sprang up? He wasn't like this? Talking about traditional religion instead of Christianity. . . Babalawoism from some who came to the US when he was young?


Rotflmao! Oh heavens. . . Isn't it obvious ? He is trying to get you to break up with him. Jeez, it is the oldest trick in the book, he's throwing things he knows you are opposed to at you, so you'll go "Eff this, I'm done"

Are you sure you looked very well coz it was one of the pix posted very early in the thread. Check again. . . I'll give you a hint, it's not in that place of yours where the sun don't shine

debosky:


Bros sorry oh!  

How did pops know you 'questioned' her? I suspect you did more than question, you likely threatened her that you'd send her back to her father or some other thing for her to run to daddy. In doing that, you are wrong.

From all indications, the girl's dad has more influence/clout that you do - and that is wrong. You are the husband and this is YOUR home. I think you needed the thugs to school you a bit on how to control your home.  

My wife go to tell tales to her father about me? Lai lai!   Either through excess loving (or if that fails fear  ) she'd never run around and 'report' me to her dad, impossicant!  

I don't know why she was having an affair, but it's likely because something wasn't right with you - monetary, emotionally or sexually. Unmet needs are usually (though not always) a pointer.

You haven't proved yourself as a man to her father, that is why he will send people to beat you up. Show you can stand on your own two feet and manage your household. The cheating matter is secondary here - even if it was anything else, you should resolve it between the two of you - failure to do that is a shortcoming on your part.

I hereby propose they change the words GOOD MAN to DEBOSKY in ALL the dictionaries in all of the land!!

Let me use it in a sentence. . . DEBOSKY IS A DEBOSKY, The DEBOSKINESS of Mr. Blatant is still in question!!

See? See. . . nice one, huh? So who is with me??!!!

^Chanting!!

DEBOSKY! DEBOSKY! DEBOSKY!

spikedcylinder:
Are you saying its alright for any husband to cheat?  

Lmoa! Don't mind him oooooh! You can tell how he thinks.

ariblaze:
dude report him to your daddy too

but on a more serious note

you no fit fight?

Proving more and more and more what a pansy he is!

Poor papa of the bride!! All that wasted money. . . he prolly bit his finger and jon ese mole, thinking "I have a made a huge mistake" when Mr. Husband went crying to him.

Blatant:
are some of you saying that it is alright for the wife to cheat? sisiskill said that maybe the man was not having good sex. is sisiskill married? does sisiskill have a brother who is married? maybe her brother's wife should go and have sex outside and we can blame the him. are you a man-hater? or have you been found wanting by your husband and now divorced? you sound like a bitter divorced woman.

Alls I know is something is seriously lacking somewhere if the wife has to go outside to find it and since she is the one doing the finding, it's got to be the MAN who is LACKING!!!!!!!

Rotflmao @ Bitter divorced woman. Typical response!!

Trust me 'oney, if I were to be divorced, there will  be nothing to be bitter about. Why, I'd skipping in a field of wild flowers, singing "Do a deer, a female deer" at the top of my voice because I probably had a darn good reason to rid myself of the pansy man! 

By the way, I know this is probably a hard concept for you to grasp but not liking men who behave badly or who abuse the priviledge they have to live under a different set of rules. . . does not a man hater make. Mmmmmmmkay!

Ka ji ko?