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 Family › Re: Attacked By Father- In -law For Catching My Wife Having An Affair. by SisiJinx: 12:36am On Jan 15, 2009 |
na2day?:Puh-leazzzze Gimmes a break!! If it was the other way around i.e the guy cheating people will be on his wife like white on rice, Pointing their stubby accusatory fingers at her. . . What did you do? They'll ask. A man happy in his marriage will not cheat. They'll all knowingly point out. You must not be performing your wifely duties very well And my personal favorite. . . you shouldn't have reported him, you hmuliated him. What you should have done was cook his best meal and then when he gets home, go on your knees, beg him and ask him how you can change . . . that's right, BEG THE GUY WHO CHEATED ON HER TO TELL HER HOW SHE CAN CHANGE!! Na only thug beat am? He lucky oooh, If I were the papa I'll have him locked up for three days no one will know where he is and have him beaten within an inch of his life. . . . when he finally gets out, it would be with his shoes on his head!! Why you ask? Well he must not be performing his husbandly duties very well. . . why else would my innocent baby daughter (remember I am the daddy) have to seek it somewhere else? If he was gonna be sub par, why did I waste all that money marrying my daughter off to a pansy?!! I dare say. . . OP should change his name to Lucky Man!!!  |
| TV/Movies › Re: Bond Vs Bourne by SisiJinx: 10:59pm On Jan 14, 2009 |
KarmaMod:Na wa ooh, if you had already made up your mind about the dorky photo coping cat, why did you open the thread sef? Anything to Bash Bond, abi! We see right through you and we didn't need one of Q's brilliantly crafted gadgets do it, that' how obvious you are. . . Ojukoroju obvious. https://welovefreebies.com/folders/templates/default/images/smilies/no.gif |
| TV/Movies › Re: N'wood Vs Bollywood: Which Is Close To Hollywood In Technical N Creative Quality by SisiJinx: 10:47pm On Jan 14, 2009 |
He said Teenagers. . . 19 yrs old the mother of TEENAGERS!! JeSoul:  |
| Romance › Re: Naija by SisiJinx: 10:43pm On Jan 14, 2009 |
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| Family › Re: Attacked By Father- In -law For Catching My Wife Having An Affair. by SisiJinx: 10:40pm On Jan 14, 2009 |
You too what did you really do??! There is more to the story. . . maybe you were also cheating or you didn't treat her right. babsongudus:Shark ko, Whale ni https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/29.gif Don't ask him what he did, just start causing her until oriolori catches you. Nonsense! |
| Romance › Re: Naija by SisiJinx: 10:39pm On Jan 14, 2009 |
Would it make any difference if she wasn't in a Computer Institute? |
| Family › Re: Attacked By Father- In -law For Catching My Wife Having An Affair. by SisiJinx: 10:30pm On Jan 14, 2009 |
precious68:Goooooooooooooooooooooood Daddy!!!!!!! 1 Like |
| TV/Movies › Re: N'wood Vs Bollywood: Which Is Close To Hollywood In Technical N Creative Quality by SisiJinx: 6:11pm On Jan 14, 2009 |
Just to be clear, I think Nollywood is better. I like how the stories never make sense and how the actors always seem to be acting off the cuff. . . it leaves room for creativity and boy do they get creative. I like how they allow anyone to act, I imagine they just go to a market place and say "We dey do movie for yonder ooh, who wan act? Oya follow. . . wait, wait first you get your own shirt and trouser? Good! Good! Oya come na you go be lead actor" I like the painstaking effort they put in their special effects, I suspect grinding chalk for white hair (for old age) and charcoal for the face (For scary face) is not an easy task. I saw Benjamin Button a few weeks ago and I almost died laughing at the shoddy work they did in aging and younging Brad Pitt. . . Honestly, what was that??!!! I like how they don't bother to edit the mistakes, this fantastic effect ensures that the audience knows they are watching a movie. All that Movie transporting you to another world crapola is overrated jare. I like how we can hear people in the background talking and yelling at one another. . . because it makes us know the characters we see on TV are real not cartoon even though their acting is cartoonish at best. I like how the sound track is always blasting away despite the fact that the actors are talking. Because of this, I have learnt to spin the (volume) dial. . . I am this close to coming out with my own Remix Hit. Look out!! In Short, I like Nollywood because it teaches. . . Yeah, It teaches how NOT to ever, ever, even if your life depends on it ever make movies. Thank you Nollywood! More grease to your collective elbows. |
| TV/Movies › Re: N'wood Vs Bollywood: Which Is Close To Hollywood In Technical N Creative Quality by SisiJinx: 5:51pm On Jan 14, 2009 |
Why now, this kind trickery is not good oooh!  Your topic got me all riled up for nothing. I thought you were asking a legit question. JJYOU:Tee hee hee!! |
| TV/Movies › Re: Bond Vs Bourne by SisiJinx: 5:45pm On Jan 14, 2009 |
And then there were THREE!!! Doing the Bond Dance. . . Booyaah! https://www.barbandgreg.com/images/Emoticons/crazydance.gif |
| TV/Movies › Re: Can We Throw Rita Dominic Into A Cave? by SisiJinx: 5:41pm On Jan 14, 2009 |
OMO IBO:https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/21.gif |
| Literature › Marriage Software by SisiJinx(op): 5:31pm On Jan 14, 2009 |
Have no idea where to post this  Marriage Software This is what a guy wrote to a systems analyst (Marriage Software Division): Dear Systems Analyst, I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities. Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and “Basketball 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected "Saturday football 6.3" always fails and "Saturday Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline. I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help? AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID: Dear Customer, This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform. You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the, C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system. It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal. Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 1000.0" or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started). DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH. BEST WISHES! Yours, Systems Analyst. Disclaimer I didn't not write this. Thank You |
| Culture › Re: Men Don't Think African Culture Is The Best. They Like It Because It Favors Them by SisiJinx: 5:23am On Jan 14, 2009 |
na2day?:[size=2pt] Oh come on!! Give me a hint!! Pleaaaaaaaaaaase [img]http://fc96.deviantart.com/images/i/2004/03/7/b/Begging_Emoticon[/img][/size] [size=2pt]ha! there is a plot?[size=2pt]Lmao! Oh my heavens!! [/size]They will soon kick all three of us out!! |
| Culture › Re: Pictures, Slight And Sound Of Northern Nigeria. by SisiJinx: 5:17am On Jan 14, 2009 |
**osisi:Rotflmao!!! mohawkchic:I used to make them when I was a kid. . . really miss that. |
| TV/Movies › Re: Bond Vs Bourne by SisiJinx: 5:05am On Jan 14, 2009 |
KarmaMod:Hey, at least it's not Allota Vigina! Now that's just plain nas-tay! So you see, we are plenty classy!!!  JeSoul:Jeebus! Y'all have mercy on us now!! We are only two. . . only two! Wait a minute, we are only two? Two people who love Bond. . . James Bond? Inconceivable!!! There's got to more. . . don't force me to open a Bond's appreciation thread because I will, I will just to prove you wrong. kay9:Err. . . Boss, the thing is. . . ehm. . . Doyin ehn, he is. . . how shall I put this. . . a HE and Yes, Yes we know who is going to win. We surely do https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/3.gif kay9:Hey, a man's got to do what a man's go to do! I can't believe Bond is being Penalized for being good at multitasking!! Just because Bourne is still an amateur who has to focus on one thing at a time does not mean Bond's skills deserve ridicule. Come on!! |
| Culture › Re: Men Don't Think African Culture Is The Best. They Like It Because It Favors Them by SisiJinx: 4:38am On Jan 14, 2009 |
HeatFusion:Rotflmao!! You won't kill me. |
| Culture › Re: Pictures, Slight And Sound Of Northern Nigeria. by SisiJinx: 4:34am On Jan 14, 2009 |
| Culture › Re: Pictures, Slight And Sound Of Northern Nigeria. by SisiJinx: 4:28am On Jan 14, 2009 |
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| Culture › Re: Pictures, Slight And Sound Of Northern Nigeria. by SisiJinx: 4:25am On Jan 14, 2009 |
| Culture › Re: Pictures, Slight And Sound Of Northern Nigeria. by SisiJinx: 4:24am On Jan 14, 2009 |
| Culture › Re: Pictures, Slight And Sound Of Northern Nigeria. by SisiJinx: 4:22am On Jan 14, 2009 |
| Culture › Re: Pictures, Slight And Sound Of Northern Nigeria. by SisiJinx: 4:20am On Jan 14, 2009 |
| Culture › Re: Pictures, Slight And Sound Of Northern Nigeria. by SisiJinx: 4:17am On Jan 14, 2009 |
| Culture › Re: Pictures, Slight And Sound Of Northern Nigeria. by SisiJinx: 4:15am On Jan 14, 2009 |
| Culture › Re: Pictures, Slight And Sound Of Northern Nigeria. by SisiJinx: 4:11am On Jan 14, 2009 |
| Culture › Re: Men Don't Think African Culture Is The Best. They Like It Because It Favors Them by SisiJinx: 4:08am On Jan 14, 2009 |
na2day?:Rotflmao!!!!!!! Rotflmao!!!!! [size=2pt]engraved should be fine[/size][size=2pt]You understood that? Okay, seriously. . . where are you from?[/size] |
| Culture › Re: Men Don't Think African Culture Is The Best. They Like It Because It Favors Them by SisiJinx: 3:47am On Jan 14, 2009 |
Rotflmao!!!! Zan yi shiru (mugu) a nan.  na2day, kana son lamba na? k'aka ka son shi. . . Laminated or Engraved? |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Can Someone Be Both A Christian And A Muslim by SisiJinx: 1:05am On Jan 14, 2009 |
Yes. |
| Culture › Re: Sanu Nku Jamaa [Hausa-speaking thread] by SisiJinx: 9:46pm On Jan 13, 2009 |
Sannu Kadai Ibk. Ina lafiya, kai? Ina kin je. . . Tun da dadewa na gan ki fa. Ya ya makaranta? |
| TV/Movies › Re: Bond Vs Bourne by SisiJinx: 8:53pm On Jan 13, 2009 |
Rotflmao!! What is that supposed to mean? Us bond fans are plenty classy, thank you very much! Don't even joke about that. |
| TV/Movies › Re: Bond Vs Bourne by SisiJinx: 8:27pm On Jan 13, 2009 |
Shei you know we're the only two for Bond here, so do jejely and don't let them kick us out of the Bourne fest. Please? Pretty Please with Cheeries on top |
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