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skinny jeans

ebony i wish u had a pic of them, cox i really want to see their   on the jeans

[quote author=*Hauwa* link=topic=249630.msg3682135#msg3682135 date=1238722225]no look for ethiopian man o. they are not fynne unlike their ladies few sha ok[/quote]yes oo, but no b me talk m oo

few of their ladies are not all that fynne either, at least the ones i have seen here

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=249630.msg3682101#msg3682101 date=1238720771]Oh okkk, I was talking about you waiting for the right time to have a baby.
Then you said you won't. . . .ahhh, you scared me o 

_{I'm waiting because I don't want to get into one and Naija men here are NOT my type jare.
You know, I don't understand why ppl say Ghanaian men are ugly, the ones on my campus are so fynnn.
Gosh!} [/quote]Ghanaian men?, not sure if i have seen any of them , the ones in my sch. are mostly from Ethiopia and they
continue waiting my dear, as they say good things come to those who wait

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=249630.msg3682093#msg3682093 date=1238720275] Why?

Are you. . . .P? [/quote]hahaaa

wot's a P?

am in a relationship so waiting is not me ooo

so are you waiting?

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=249630.msg3682059#msg3682059 date=1238718462]*grabs her leg* Ahhhh, you, madam, come here now!!

Wetin dey laugh you? Come and explain ooooooo [/quote]me and waiting cant be in the same sentence ooo

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tope2000:
He is o . . . . he scares me
But honestly . . . all that list just becuase a guy wants to marry a girl??

u havent even seen a list, that one na small sef

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=249630.msg3682038#msg3682038 date=1238717988]I knew you would

Octo mom? She's mentally ill. How can you have babies and not have any ways/means to take care of them. Yet, still wants to have more? .

It's not that they don't want to wait, it's lack of prevention. Lack of proper judgment, just having unprotected sex up and down.[/quote]octomom na case oo, she is obsessed with kids and i really pity those kids

me wait? rofl

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=257106.msg3680567#msg3680567 date=1238695428]These processes can be by-passed.
All a man needs to do is to impregnate the so-called Oraifite and the rest is HISTORY.
The umuanas and the umadas would be the ones begging me to take their daughter.[/quote]chai! u r too wicked jor

tope2000:
infront of bf n my cousins n brother . . . . . altho they always go Ahhhhhhhh aunty mehn. . . n go out

tope2000:
@topic
Yes i do, kini big deal

tope200 chai!

in front of bf or

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=249630.msg3681953#msg3681953 date=1238716204]28 sounds pretty good. . . .

15-20? Was she high?  So they can provide for them with our tax money?

You should have sent her this song. Explains a lot about having kids 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGIp3gVuslY&feature=channel_page[/quote]hehehe like the octomom

i like that song but how many folks today actually wait?

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=249630.msg3681937#msg3681937 date=1238715724]One naughty troublesome handsome pie
Sadly, I'd be leaving him to live on campus


Okay, now at topic,

What's the best age to have a baby? [/quote]how sad

hahaha

my teacher once said 15-20 but i dont believe her. for me i'd say 15-28 cox after 30, many things start changing and i wanna grow old with them, so i'd start early

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=249630.msg3681926#msg3681926 date=1238715527]Na me he take resemble
lol joking[/quote]hahahaha

you got one cutie pie there baby

yes oh, i saw it.

oh my, he is soooooooooooooooo cute awww

oh yea, i sure do know what u r saying, at this stage, thats where the wahala start

he is really cute

ready, set,  go!

i'm ready

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=249630.msg3681793#msg3681793 date=1238713436]I took my cousin to walgreens to "sth". we got to the cashier, and you know that's where they love tho keep their candy.
He pointed to a candy right, so I bought it for him. He pointed to another, I told him no.
So he started crying and kicking.  I was about to give him a "small" sroke on his buttocks, but the lady was like "awww, don't do that. He's just a kid". I told her if I walk out of the store without paying for the candy, she better not call the cops on me.
There is no way, a two year old can know why he's being spanked.
But then, how else do you hush them and not spoil them in public?


_{Hope say you're not tired of hearing me talk about my cutie pie.  But he's the best example for this topic. Not that he's a bad kid, but he gets out of hands sometimes}  [/quote]haha
that one, i will never buy it for him, let him cry for all i care.  by the way i haven't heard where they said crying kills som1. so if it was me, i'd let him scream, candy is not good either so that one is even a bigger no 4rom me. after crying we enter the car

tired ke? nah, you help keep the topic flowing jare . keep them coming

personality

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=249630.msg3681224#msg3681224 date=1238705355]2. What can you do if your baby starts brawling and catching an attitude in public.[/quote]i'd suggest maybe try to settle the whatever the matter is mutually and if it doesn't solve the issue i wouldn't mind dragging them in a corner and spanking them.

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=249630.msg3681224#msg3681224 date=1238705355]1. How do you potty train a child?[/quote]first every child is unique so this might or might not work. patience and guidance is the keyword, so here is what i do

1) take him/her with you inside the toliet and demonstrate with them. for example during the time for my little niece, i did the demonstrating. i kinda squatted on it and she was watching me and repeated it after me cox they sometimes learn by imitating, just to make her feel ease with it. maybe do the gender thing. boys with the father and moms with the daughter.
2) recognize the signs that they need to go or help them recognize the signs of knowing when they are wet etc and encourage to talk any sensation of wanting to go they might have. my niece her face changes when she wants to go or she just stand still, all i do then is to help her sit.
3) i'd suggest keeping some toys around there, just to keep them busy while they do their thing. or maybe some cheerios as a reward each time they do it right and praise them too. like Good job! David, or high 5 just to get them going
4) let them practice by themselves how to pull up and down their pants, and maybe have them flush the toilet for you, as to get them familiar with the whole process and maybe bring their potty chair in the toilet which the child may sit, only if the want to, they may if they see you doing it.
5)just make them to sit on the potty chair if even nothing happens it just gets them familiar and comfortable with it.


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i wouldn't mind if he knows how to cook well, but bragging bout it? that i wouldn't like

no, i would be uncomfortable with it

even if the woman get herself tested and still be with the man (and i'm sure the man wouldn't want to use condom with his wife,) it still doesn't make any difference. the man should just get tested, whats the big deal if he has nothing to hide?

Samosa

Prep Time: 5 min
Cook Time: 50 min

Ingredient List

2 Cups of all purpose flour
1/2 cup of granulated sugar
2 1/2 tbsp of unsalted butter
2 tsp of Baking soda
2 tsp vanilla extract
1 Large Egg
1/3 cup of whole milk
oil for frying

Using A mixer, combine flour, baking powder and sugar. Once well mixed add butter and mix until texture of breadcrumbs is reached. mix egg and milk together to make a wash. Add egg wash to flour mixture along with vanilla extract and mix until a ball is formed. Allow dough to rest in fridge for 30 minutes. Roll out dough into 1/8 inch thickness onto floured surface and and cut in diamond shapes. Heat oil for frying to 375 degrees and fry dough balls until golden brown (about 5 minutes). Remove from oil and drain on paper towel. Allow to cool for about 10 minutes and serve.

Mini Meatpies

Prep Time: 20 min for filling, 10 min for dough
Cook Time: 45 - 60 min

Ingredient List

5 oz. top round beef
1 large potato
2 medium shallots (or 1/2 medium yellow onion)
1/2 cup green peas
1/2 cup diced carrots
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 stick butter
8 tsp. ice cold water
1/4 tsp. salt
2 tsp. of bouillon flavor (Maggi or Knorr)
1 medium egg
2 tsp. curry powder
2 tsp. dried thyme

Cut beef and peeled potato into 1×1-inch cubes and place in pot along with chopped shallots (or onions). Season with salt, pepper, bouillon flavoring, curry powder and dried thyme. Add 1/4 cup of water and place over low-to-medium heat for 15 minutes. Mix periodically and allow to cool. In a large bowl or mixer, mix room temperature butter with sieved flour and salt until consistency of bread crumbs is reached. Add water by the teaspoonful while mixing until the mixture clumps together. On a cool, floured surface, roll out dough with a rolling pin, and using a cookie cutter, cut out round shapes. Brush cut dough with egg wash, and place 1 teaspoonful of pie filling. Cover and brush again. Seal with fork. Place in oven at 325 degrees for 45 minutes. Let cool and enjoy.

YW. yea, some folks bake theirs though, just that i prefer the fried ones

enticing

Scotch Eggs

Prep Time: 12 min to boil eggs.2 min to encase egg
Cook Time: 5 min

Ingredient List

10 fresh eggs
1 lbs. breakfast bulk sausage
2 cups plain bread crumbs
2 tbsp. whole milk
Canola oil for deep frying

Place 8 eggs in a pot and add just enough water to cover the eggs completely. Place pot on medium to high heat and proceed to boil for 12 minutes. After 12 minutes of boiling, place eggs in ice cold water and remove shells. While eggs are cooling, cut sausage into 8 equal parts and wrap one portion of sausage on one egg. Once all the surface of the egg has been covered with a layer of sausage, place in a beaten milk/egg mixture. After this, roll each egg in bread crumbs. Each egg will be deep fried in canola oil for about 2 minutes or until golden brown. Remove from oil and place on paper towels to remove excess oil. Allow to cool for 5 minutes then serve.

ayeesha:
going by the topic, i thought the poster was refering to the bedroom department *^{why should i be thinking in that direction *}

lol

dirty mind