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tope2000:
Wont listen to who??
Girl . . . . .when a woman is in labor she is the queen bee . . . . .i can slap him if i like n get away with it

some men can be clueless when it comes to that, so they need constant reminder

sley4life:
women shuldnt b scared of child birth cos when eve was givin adam apple she wasnt scared. so take what u see,

what nonsense

nah, i love surprises so i wouldnt want to know till after the first cry

tope2000:
That cud work

if only men will listen

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=253455.msg3671344#msg3671344 date=1238539854]Are you answering him?
Chamotex berra be joking.
What man would tell his wife she looks a hot mess when she's in labor.
He wan die? [/quote]hopefully

chamotex:
And what if she's not beautiful?? Should I lie??

yes, you are required to lie to her. cause sometimes many pregnant women feel awful about their body. and some suffer low self esteem/depression. now is that what you really want her in that condition to suffer?

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=256117.msg3671306#msg3671306 date=1238539134]Cold water?
No thanks!!

You know, I actually heard that taking too much bath and shower is not good for the skin cell?[/quote]yes oo, sometimes during those hot summer months, my dear, my body will just be on fire and having a cold bath will be my only Savior

it is bad for those with dry skin and those who take long shower/ bath cox it takes away the natural oil in the body.

my shower doesnt really take that long, 5 to 10 minutes highest.

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=249630.msg3671275#msg3671275 date=1238538709]For an infant yea, but for a baby?[/quote]If the baby is less than 2 months old and her temperature is higher than 100.4 F, you should call her pediatrician immediately.

MrCrackles:
I hate water!

so when was the last you took a shower then

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=249630.msg3671171#msg3671171 date=1238537186]So I can break the door in when I lose the key abi?


@post
What do you do when a baby runs a high fever?
Do you take the baby str8 to ER or do you wait a while and massage the baby with a warm blankey or do you bath the baby?
Any medication be applied?

I mean, even when you get to ER, you have to wait for the doc. So is it better to treat the baby at home or take am str8 to ER?[/quote]hahaha

you can always put the keys under your bed/pillow

if the fever is a mild one, then give him/her tylenol for children or an other similar children medication
and if the fever dont stop, then call the doc.

tope2000:
True talk . . . . . sissy what do u think the men shud do to ease the pain?

many jare

no nagging from them men, we should be the one doing all the nagging in the house.
i think they need to be there in the labor room, to see what the hell they did
being a comforter when she needs it
support your pregnant wife by participating in a few more chores around the household
pick up a good book on massage, since massage can be a bonding experience, as well as pain or tension relieving for the pregnant woman.
Never let your partner feel lonely or isolated cox sometimes pregnant women can sometimes feel that no body understands them. *hormonal changes*
Constantly remind her of how beautiful she looks and how excited you are about the arrival of the baby.

tope2000:
u be fish??

@topic
Twice . . . . in the morning n after work

haha

nah, it just makes me feel comfortable, if not i will neva be at peace with my body

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=256117.msg3671191#msg3671191 date=1238537392]Exactly!

Esp during this hawwwt! season.[/quote]yes oo, during those seasons sef, i only take very cold shower

i hear that it cures some stomach related aches

i take shower 3 times a day.

and if we confess our sins, who will absolve it?

are u a rabbi or a priest?

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=249630.msg3671108#msg3671108 date=1238536487]Yea, but How do you keep those materials safe?
Cabinet? Lock? What?[/quote]have a cabinet and lock it and remember to hide those keys

tope2000:
wat abt period pains
menopause
Thrush

and many more we have to go thru

yes oo. God did a big partiality jor. all the pain in the world na we get am

period pain, and menopause that one na hell sef

tope2000:
Rofl. . . .wat a good xcuse
but God never really punished adam?? was he being sexist

_{God 4give me}

LOl

God only gave him the lighter punishment, telling him he will only suffer to put food on the table, while eve will have to carry som1 4 9 heavy months and die in pain

yea, i think he was being sexist. afterall, he told adam that the woman will be under him. shouldnt him have be given serious punishment for letting the man be home alone

Sam Milla:
i guess men are not invited here.

men are welcome, cox na u guys cause am

tope2000:
wasnt eve the one that made adam eat it

yea, eve eat the apple BECAUSE adam wasnt there

if the stupid adam was there with his wife, the devil wouldnt have tempted eve, you know two is better than ONE.

at least, adam would have conceive her not to eat it. so for this reason i blame adam

nah, i havent tested it, so is that how the color of the water is?

tope2000:
Lol . . . . but its better to know what to expect na

I guess but still mehnnnnnnnnnn . . . . .must eve eat that stupid fruit

Lol   honey, blame adam. adam caused it not eve

chamotex:
When you were busy doing the deed, you didn't think about the pain abi?

I've got to admit though, Childbirth is one of the reasons why I respect women a lot. It's not easy.
We just pump hard and deposit 'AKAMU', and walk away. I sincerely apologise.

, you are such a darling

spikedcylinder:

loosen up oo

spikedcylinder:
Tope and sissy, I'm literally shrieking here! Stop with the gore!

LOL, kool down baby, you will definitely enjoy it, when the time comes

tope2000:
Thats another scary sh.it . . . . i hear it is a very long needle that is inject at the spinal cord?
I hate needles

i hate needles too, the sight of it creeps me out

but then that at time and moment, baby you wouldn't even remember you never hated needles cox you just want the pain to stop and you will be willing to take anything.

of course yes. being married doesn't mean i have to discard my single friends and join the christian mother club

tope2000:
Its back . . . .Thank God

Ahhhhhhhhh . . . .mehn i was hoping u'd help push infact surrogate sef

yay! after being on vacation

nah, i will put you the movie home alone and give you epidural trust me, you wouldn't feel anything, then i will catch the baby

tope2000:
push

LOL, i know that modify button needs to be back

tope2000:
Awwwwww . . . . . . how caring
But are going to help me puch instead

nah, you do the pushing, i do the catching

so you push, i catch the baby

Toppiano:
It is purely un-African and unmotherly for mothers to carry their sweet babies in that fucking thing called crib. Did they not realise that strapping your baby in your back is more secure, and bring about a strong bond between mother and child. Although in recent times, crib has taken over, that does not mean that putting babies in the back should be substituted. My advice is dont put your babies in cribs if you dont really have to.
I trust my mother. I even trust my wife, she wont try it, afterall I paid for everything(dowry)

Mister Man, listen we are not talking about baby carriers here that moms use to carry their babies in the daytime. we are talking about CRIBS that babies lay on when they are SLEEPING.

don't confuse baby carrier with cribs they are totally different things

SHENANIGAN:
Why you dey open eye, you dey find husband for Jibu kingdom ?

hahaha

husband ke , 4 where ?

chei! lawd forbid bad thing, nah

how body dey, longest time

iReport:
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For a young Jibu man to get a wife, he must serve the family of his bride for five years. Nonetheless, the marriage is determined by the capacity of the woman to conceive. [b]This is measured by a dried long firewood that is set on fire for at least three months, within which if the woman does not become pregnant, the simple communication is the gods do not want the marriage.

interesting!