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Jumping out of an accident bound vehicle is the fastest way to die. I can still remember how a neighbor of mine died in an accident bound car that had 5 occupants. He jumped out of the car, as he was seated beside the door. The car somersaulted and the door of the car landed on him. He was the only one that died in the car.

tokrizy:
LOL.


God save 9ice say no b NW e sing dat him fraudster song

Oga 9ice no be yahoo boy. So no cause for alarm. I don't need to be close to 9ice to know so. He fit get dem as friends though, but definitely he isn't one of them.

Madam you be Sule. Your husband is an Olosho!!

My thoughts exactly. The strange things that happen in this world ehn!

ednut1:
He prob was sleeping with the daughter. Since then many men must have visited the honey pot as hard times go don set in. Foolish man

Oh I see! So after money spent on merry-ing and celebration of Tony ELumelu's birthday, I guess the bank's capital reserve has depleted. That's why just some two days ago, this Useless Bank for Africa(UBA) requested a debit card without my consent and still charged me for the debit card for an account whose debit card expired about a year ago, and I purposely didn't want a debit card for it. I still dey rehearse the madness wey I won go do for one of their branches now. Dem go know say dey jam agbako!

I couldn't have agreed more with the guy. That is exactly what the Nigerian music is today. In all fairness, in some way Yahoo has helped to raise the standard of the technical quality of our songs(i.e sound, video, PR, packaging et al), cuz without money many artist will only be churning out below par songs(in terms of technical quality) which will only be known in their community, schools and their immediate environment. That's all

kallmemrB:
This is the best review have seen in years... He spoke the truth about our music industry..... Yes yahoo yahoo is really bad, am against it. But truth is its the only support system in the Nigeria entertainment sector..... Even movies are bankrolled by Yahoo Yahooo

Slay queen NO be big girl... Can someone please tell this Daniella Okeke?

Dangote!!! Dangote!!! ......Dangote still dey find money

SMH...Where has she been living all along? in the caves? Biometrics technology has been in existence for several years now. The only drawback with this kinda technology is the erratic power supply we experience in Nigeria. That's why it hasn't been a widespread technology here in Nigeria.
Without constant electricity(either through mains, generator, inverter, solar etc) the technology is as good as useless!!

Initially, I thought I was the only one that saw that anomaly. Even with the "big" standard of the studio, na this small thing con F am up

Enouwem:
We will never change in this country no matter what

Gbayii! You know as he dey go. Wash wash on 4G!

imran147:
LOCAL COME AND CARRY

All hail the kings of scam/fraud from the south-western part of Nigeria. An average Ondo man has got scam embedded in his DNA. Scamming is their second nature in that region. I weep for my people for always believing whatever a pastor says, hook, line and sinker.

Dutchey:
Mr Dolapo is it your date? maybe you dnt knw, some of these ladies self get jax for body... so let them continue to use one another

Thank you Ooo. The irony of this talk is, if she had the choice to choose between an hardworking guy and a rich Yahoo guy, she would choose the latter. So aunty spare us the talk talk, and leave matter for Mathias. Nigerian girls have long lost it! No be today yansh dey back!

WonderManly:
If 3k small 4 you people. Please stay and wait 4 road, when Bigiano dey come hail him you go see better money collect. Yeye people!

Bigiano? Does that guy still sing? I remember before he blew with that song "Shayo" he used to come to one studio in Opebi, I have forgotten the name now. Na pride kill him career. Baba make small change, he con start to dey carry shoulder up like person wey get boil for arm-pit. If dem jam Bigiano for road, omo na Bigiano go dey hail dem Oooo, come beg dem join say make dem find am money.Coz the guy don cast like video cassette!!

Olalan:
If she wants to help her she should report the case to the relevant authorities

Did I hear you say report to relevant authorities?? If I hear! It seems you don't know where they call Akala in Mushin? Police sef dey fear to enter that place. Na condemned guys dey live that area. Let her just stay in that hospital and receive a clean bill of health and hope karma catches up with those guys someday.

Dem don get the guy finally! Aiye le Oooo Ibosi Oooo

The only thing I know is that majority of these ladies are always humble and courteous when they're still single in their 30's. If the reverse were the case(i.e if they were married before 30 and perhaps with children) then you will see their true color. Often times, a lady is unmarried after she clocks 30, coz of her attitude. No man wants to harbour wahala for house!

I am still finding it puzzling to understand the rationale behind banks charging customers card maintenance fees. To start with, I pay to get the debit card. When I eventually get it, it's my sole responsibility to keep it safe and intact. Once my card goes missing, mutilated or tampered with in any way, I take absolute responsibility of paying to get another.
So, in all of this, what exactly is the bank maintaining? I need someone to explain to me in plain terms, why Nigerian banks should keep debiting me for card maintenance?

new2012:
The word hacking is now overrated in Nigeria



Some one got credentials for social engineering, login to account and transfer money or send fake alert, all is hacking.... Cool!

Honestly, you're so right. it pisses me off when every phishing, spamming and social engineering is tagged hacking. What else does the Zenith bank worker need to do, since he has access to customer's info from the Zenith bank database. No be to just debit the person and provide the account to be credited therein? Nigerian Police Force are just bunch of olodos, nothing upstairs! When they're suppose to employ capable and competent men in the right departments, No! they won't. Keep encouraging quota system and federal character!

kunleweb:
I wonder how you guys don't see it. it's a fake and has no formular, combining algebraic expression and calculus to try to look super cool almost looked super cool. But, it's a fake mathematical question and doesn't have an answer. Nice joke though

That was spot on! The operand before the + operator doesn't even make any sense. You're differentiating(2nd derivative) with respect to Y, and there is no Y variable, that's equal to zero(0) to start with. That guy is still a learner in calculus. Only a dumbo will respect the balderdash of an equation the guy wrote.

NwaAmaikpe:



Nice one, let's start with Tiwa Savage and Dj Enimoney.
Then they should extend the arrest to dreadlocked folks.

You've forgotten some people were born with dreadlocks? Oh! I just realized it's Nwamaikpe! Oloriburuku somebody!

I hate most Nigerian women! Bunch of confused feminists! Heavy weight champions in leeching! Always seeing dating/marriage as a meal ticket to escape from poverty.

That was how I bought a fake Pepsi in PET bottle the other day at one shop like that. All my life taking Pepsi, I've never opened a Pepsi in PET bottle without getting a sound whatsoever( sometimes similar to a pop or hissing sound), but on this occasion, as I opened the Pepsi, I didn't get any sound, no sound at all! I shook the bottle vigorously, there was no foaming! I began to suspect the Pepsi, I then proceeded to gulping a little, there was a little difference between the "original" I used to drink and this one. What surprised me most was that when I checked it's expiry date, it was like 6 months away from the time I bought this Pepsi. Naija I hail Oooooo��

This post came in very handy, at a time I was having toothache. Tooth decay is about the worst thing that can happen to anyone. It usually comes with severe headache and a heavy mouth, sometimes swollen mouth, depending on the intensity of the toothache. The only homemade relieve I know of, is the gargling of salt solution which is just a temporary relieve. Can anyone suggest a permanent solution to toothache apart from having the tooth/ teeth removed and filled by a dentist?

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Oga na wah for you Oooo. Na so so spam you just dey spam. It's so obvious you're just another hungry scammer. Don't ask me how I got to know. I can smell a scam even from 50miles away.

t00dugged:
Where do people find these good guys?let them borrow me the one they are not using

Naso! If a good guy were to approach you and ask for your phone#, I can bet you'll still put up that ur annoying Naijagirl attitude. Or if he by chance gets your phone# someway, somehow, na still you go dey query am say "where did you get my # from". Bunch of confused human beings!

emmanuelpopson:
mcheeew...this guy isn't near a laptop talk less of hacking any network. .. the style used was out dated to Me... my only concern is that.. fear Israeli, indian and Russian hackers ooo.. they can bypass any firewalls no matter how secured it is..but the man nah liar...why couldn't he make millions and buy the cars with cash..but he sends fake alerts...

Lol. That's spot on! What of Egyptian and Pakistani hackers? You go double fear those ones?

emmanuelpopson:
mcheeew...this guy isn't near a laptop talk less of hacking any network. .. the style used was out dated to Me... my only concern is that.. fear Israeli, indian and Russian hackers ooo.. they can bypass any firewalls no matter how secured it is..but the man nah liar...why couldn't he make millions and buy the cars with cash..but he sends fake alerts...

Lol. True that! What of Egyptian and Pakistani hackers? You go double fear those ones?

Jayhu:
Click on the link below. Hopefully, you will find the guidance you seek there.
https://www.careeraddict.com/cyber-security-expert

Thanks for your suggestion. I've viewed the page, It's quite informative.