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Jokes Etc › Re: 19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand by Skii(m): 10:37pm On Jun 22, 2015

Oya now...where are the remaining?

Romance › Re: Why Men Prefer Ladies That Are Above 30years. by Skii(m): 10:36pm On May 25, 2015

MrBrownJ

Shout out to you! Your fans are still here o cool

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Romance › Re: Three Nairalanders You 'd Love To Be Your Val? by Skii(m): 5:25pm On Feb 17, 2015

Dyt:
Iyamu a Leo na

meaning?

Romance › Re: Three Nairalanders You 'd Love To Be Your Val? by Skii(m): 10:56pm On Feb 16, 2015

Dyt:
U see
Am off to bed

No wahala, sweet dreams my dear kiss

p.s. there is just something about you since the very first time we struck a conversation here on NL that got me attracted to you,,,and i still don't know what it is,,,,it just makes me warm towards you,,,,

Romance › Re: Three Nairalanders You 'd Love To Be Your Val? by Skii(m): 10:52pm On Feb 16, 2015

Dyt:
Motibinu
I no dey do

Eeya,,,oma se o

Romance › Re: Three Nairalanders You 'd Love To Be Your Val? by Skii(m): 10:45pm On Feb 16, 2015

Dyt:
I can't share
I don't wanna be second best

i wouldn't even have that, i'd rather you displaced

Romance › Re: Three Nairalanders You 'd Love To Be Your Val? by Skii(m): 10:39pm On Feb 16, 2015

Dyt:
What's there to know
Isn't it obvious already?

Well, it depends on how you read it.

Football is one analogy I can use to explain right now,,,

You know (or may not know) how a team tops the table for a while and then towards the end of the season drops points and then a team comes from behind, picks up points, leapfrogs and then wins the title (ask Arsenal fans the year they were 10 or 13 points ahead of Manchester United in the premiership)

My point,,,the season is not yet over,,,

Romance › Re: Three Nairalanders You 'd Love To Be Your Val? by Skii(m): 10:28pm On Feb 16, 2015

Dyt:
Yh right

serious,,,if only you knew undecided

Romance › Re: Three Nairalanders You 'd Love To Be Your Val? by Skii(m): 10:24pm On Feb 16, 2015

Dyt:
I don't want
Bai bai

Ahn ahn,,,dytbaby,,,It's not like that,,

Romance › Re: Three Nairalanders You 'd Love To Be Your Val? by Skii(m): 8:38pm On Feb 16, 2015

Dyt:
After you have gone with the main babe
Smh

Lol,,,,I wasn't even around,,,work commitments

However, I will admit to you that someone currently tops the table,,,however, if you warmly and kindly accept this "match" of belated valentine flowers, you could become level on points in no time

wink

Romance › Re: Three Nairalanders You 'd Love To Be Your Val? by Skii(m): 6:08pm On Feb 16, 2015

Dyt:
Skii
Skii
Skii

Dyt (dytbabe)

whats up, how are you,,,sorry I couldn't come through before the weekend, here I am now though, where should I send your belated valentine flowers to?

Car Talk › Re: 2015 Toyota War: Camry Vs Corolla Vs Avensis (2015) by Skii(m): 10:20am On Jan 16, 2015

They all look the same undecided

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Gaming › Re: Guys Do You Remember These Games? by Skii(m): 10:11am On Nov 15, 2014

Sile12:
8. Play station1 (1994 officially released in Japan).

Unit sold- 102.49million (Worldwide 2006)

Best selling Game- Gran Turismo 10.85million

Discontinued- 2006

Games:

Soccer (Winning11)
Mortal Kombat
Tekken3
Car race (Gran Turismo, Driver,etc)
Crash Bandicot
Tomb Raider

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Gaming › Re: Guys Do You Remember These Games? by Skii(m): 10:10am On Nov 15, 2014

Iceking1:
KINDLY SPARE SOME TIME AND READ THIS!!!!
*I Miss
those days when we went to school, lined up & the
headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform
& then we match to our classrooms...Yo u Remember na??
*Those days of Nasco Biscuit, Okin Biscuit, disgestive biscuit, coconut biscuit speedy biscuit, Trebor, Iced Colored water tied in nylon which we called "lolly"
*The days of Goody- Goody & Pako
Biscuit, kulikuli and dankuya
*The days of Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs
Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar....Edet is a boy
*Those
days when we wear 5shirts and put carton in our
nicker to avoid much pain when we are flogged
*Those days when we sneak out of school to pluck Mangoes
*Those days when we feign illness just to
dodge farm work(lol)
*Chei, I also remember those
days when one naira na CORRECT money, when
groundnut was 5kobo & Choco Milo Sweet was 5
kobo
*Those days of messing game,who is in the
garden, police catch thief, fire on the mountain, etc..
*Those days when we use to build houses with sand, play suwe and king game, tinco tinco,change ur style, ten ten,
skipping, who do u want to marry marry who do u want to marry superdy !.... U remember nah!!!
*Those days
when we used do and move boris motor those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, when boys used
to use the paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy's
hanger as the steering
*Those days when rubber band was stock exchange!!
*Those days when
Votron, Jimbo, Power Rangers and Spider Man were
our favourite cartoons
*Those days of Limca and gold spot soft
drinks & Choco Milo advert on black & white TV +
sunday rendevous by 1:30pm
*Those days when we
used say 'leke leke give me white finger'
*Those days when Eleganza Pen was the best
*Those days when
we used to drink water from the tap and even suck
out the water if it's not coming out
*Those days
when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 minutes,
then national anthem before they resume program @
4pm *Those days when Basket sandals, Simbi & Bata sandals were the best
*Those days we used to shout
"airplane throw bag of money for me" *Those days
when we all sing sandalili sandalili... DSTV has come.
No more old fun.I'm really proud to have
experienced all this. If you are reading all dis and not smiling, it means
you belong to the Indomie generation...

you were born in the eighties grin

Gaming › Re: Guys Do You Remember These Games? by Skii(m): 10:08am On Nov 15, 2014

Sile12:
5. Super Nintendo Snes.

Released - 1990-1993

Games include:

Ultimate Mortal Kombat3
Street Fighter
Donkey Kong 1&3
Mario
Mario Cart
Top gear (car race)
Alladin
soocer
Contra

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Romance › Re: Dilemma Of A Single Female Banker. by Skii(m): 9:44am On Nov 14, 2014

Skii:

picture this scenario, an example someone gave in one of the replies

a lady banker snaps at the counter when you request to use her pen. rather than quiet down and retreat with tail in between legs, a gentle, friendly, subtle comment or compliment can do the trick "wow, you must be under pressure, take it easy", "even with that attitude, you are still gorgeous, what will you be like when you are smiling?"

just to support my earlier post,

yesterday, i entered a banking hall to make a deposit. it was like three-ish in the afternoon.

so this banker lady who was at the counter counted my money. when she started to write on the teller (you know all those abracadabra they do before they now stamp and double stamp with that their noise making stamping machine...GBAM!!) Anyway, she made a mistake with what she was writing, so she hissed, cancelled it, signed on it and continued to write.

you know what I said?

"don't worry, it will soon be four"

what did she do?

she laughed!!

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Romance › Re: Dilemma Of A Single Female Banker. by Skii(m): 11:15am On Nov 13, 2014

Dear all,

for a moment, let us put the attitudes of just a few female bankers aside.

what about the guys? shouldn't they take some responsibility for not raising their game enough?

rather than squirm at the sight (or actions) of some lady, i think guys should learn the art of taming, subtle taming of these seemingly untamed women. women are emotional, very, as i have come to understand and it may be that at the time whoever engaged them, they may have been under pressure hence their untoward "reaction".

I must confess, i am also in the process of learning how to deal with various types of women. the funny thing as i have found is that, once you are able to ride their initial forming or fronting attitude, they come running after you like bees chase honey!

you don't get out of life what you want, you get out of life who you are- Les Brown!

so the guy going after the cleaner in preference to the banker, that's fine, that's his choice, that's who he is.

if only the banker ladies will exercise some patience, their own guy will come and when he does, they should hope that he is man enough to teach them the manners they lack.

let's not even talk about money, again a man on top of his game will tame a lady he chooses whether or not she earns more than he does.

picture this scenario, an example someone gave in one of the replies

a lady banker snaps at the counter when you request to use her pen. rather than quiet down and retreat with tail in between legs, a gentle, friendly, subtle comment or compliment can do the trick "wow, you must be under pressure, take it easy", "even with that attitude, you are still gorgeous, what will you be like when you are smiling?"

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Romance › Re: Dilemma Of A Single Female Banker. by Skii(m): 9:32am On Nov 13, 2014

100Cents:
Ehya, I saw one recently who told me, " There is no husband ".

I wanted dating her after her sorry comment but I lost interest after date one.

With all the big salary, I pity them...

Bankers live in a BOX..

XBOX

Health › Re: Turning 30 And Feeling Depressed! by Skii(m): 1:49pm On Oct 07, 2014

ReLaTE:
op,some of ur mate hvn't achieved anything yet never killed themselves. At 30 from ur post u are comfortable materially just dat u missed the other side.
I tell you,at 30 I didn't hv 500k in my account and never married,not that I didn't hustle bt due to circumstances. I hv virtually done all types of occupation.
I left secondary school at the age of 17 bt no money to further my education and as the first son I hv to hustle and start helping my parents.I did apprenticeship,i trade,i learn work,later went back to school to do OND.,went back to bizness b4 getting married. You can guess what age I got married bt now am happy and never regret anything even though many of my mates hv stopped child bearing and am still starting.BT I thank God bcus some are dead, some lost their wife and some are living from hand to mouth nw.
Pls thank God for ur life and remain grateful to him, forget abt all those things u said u missed during ur youth age,they dnt last.I didn't enjoyed them bt am enjoying both world nw.
You will enjoy this world most if you get married to a good wife and comfortable financially, good health and seeing ur kids will gv u the greatest happiness.Starting everything early is good bt it's nt the sure road to happiness, some succeeded while others were regreting. Even,divorce and infidelity is more common on men that married too early than those that were older.Also,getting married from 28-32 is the best age bracket for a man irrespective of some tribes that abhors it.,its still d right age.
Just relax and look for a good wife you will enjoy the rest of ur life.Shalom
N.B sorry for some of my grammatical errors.

your post makes sense like your name,,,ReLate!

Career › Re: It Is A Fallacy That No Knowledge Is a Wasted one by Skii(m): 1:11pm On Oct 07, 2014

WOW!! so you mean, up until september 2013, Nairaland still had a couple of people making reasonable and intelligent arguements? shocked

Romance › Re: Awkward Moment Wen A Guy Accidentally Touches/hits Your br..east by Skii(m): 12:35pm On Sep 25, 2014

I think sometimes ladies do it on purpose, especially when they were on to something.

I remember a friends get together i attended sometime ago, my friend and i had waited so long for these ladies to finally get the gig started, they did eventually, but we couldn't stay as long any more. When we were leaving, see they way one of my lady friends held me by my arm and was pleading that i should stay a bit more. maybe it was the way we were walking, i don't even know?! My arm was just jamming the thing anyhow!! The first time, there was that apprehension that oops! my hand shouldn't have gone there but the next contacts with the thing after then, even when i tried to exert a bit of control over my arm,,,omo nothing o, na voicemail! and all through the while we were talking during the walk to my car, we had this strange eye contact, probably because she knew she was doing it on purpose! huh

Christianity Etc › Re: Synagogue Building Was Attacked By US - Russian Intelligence by Skii(m): 12:22pm On Sep 25, 2014

@GenBuhari

for your reading pleasure

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Romance › Re: List Of Nairalanders And Threads I Miss Seeing. by Skii(m): 10:18am On Sep 22, 2014

I miss ijebabe and ileke-idi

Politics › Re: Unreleased Photos From The Battle In Konduga (bloody Scene) Warning!! by Skii(m): 9:11pm On Sep 15, 2014

shout out to the Nigerian Army!!

Career › Re: How I Got A Job In Just Two Weeks - My Story And Lessons Learned by Skii(m): 8:55pm On Sep 15, 2014

when do you intend to post part 2?

Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by Skii(m): 10:33am On Sep 11, 2014

dytbabe: No am not
Come get me

coming soon to a theatre near you.
i'm working on my mansion (and estate) so all you have to do is just walk in!

Travel › Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Skii(m): 10:31am On Sep 11, 2014

Wow!! Op well done!! Very well researched and written article. I think you should add -by permission-the suggestions from others like "STAFF" (the member of the armed forces or service group who doesnt pay transport fare) to your article to improve it.

Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by Skii(m): 6:28am On Sep 10, 2014

dytbabe: Skii

quit playing around na

Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by Skii(m): 11:59pm On Sep 09, 2014

dytbabe: *sobs*

wow!!

so who is the lucky dude?

Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by Skii(m): 11:27pm On Sep 09, 2014

dytbabe: I so waited for u
I prayed and fasted
Let it start now cos I can't wait no more

so what now happened? or is this true? according to badosky?

Idowuogbo: Material what? U dey here when the babe no lockup,na now when person don lock am up u wan buy material? U smart gan ooo

Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by Skii(m): 11:14pm On Sep 09, 2014

Idowuogbo: Dytbabe come ooo!!! This nigga needs TLC.

Id, dyt aside, whats up with you?

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