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 Car Talk › Re: Your First Driving Lessons by Skii(m): 9:45am On Aug 03, 2012 |
bolseas: I was heading towards a ditch, because i was avoiding a woman and her son who were going to church. my uncle started screaming "te brake, te brake" meaning match brake, match brake. and i replied "mi o ri brake, mi o ri brake"ofcourse i found the brake after landing in the ditch. we got help to bring out the car and my uncle insisted i continue driving until we get home. after parking the car, i dint go near it again. so scary.  I almost choked with my breakfast cereal...Please we need more expressions for absolutely hilarious post. MOD please take note |
| Politics › Re: Nigeria Is What Nigerians Are by Skii(m): 12:54pm On Aug 02, 2012 |
[color=#000000]We need someone to galvanize us and bring about a glaring positive change!![/color] |
| Politics › Re: Building God’s Kingdom With Bombs, Blood And Tears By Ogaga Ifowodo by Skii(m): 11:24am On Aug 02, 2012 |
[color=#000000]Interesting read... I repeat this thing I heard from a debate between a Muslim Cleric and his Christian counterpart. The Christian cleric sure handed it to him; Muslims need to stand up for themselves and decide which type of Islam they wish to practice. Either a strict type or a liberalized type. They need to form different aspects of the faith just like the Orthodox and Protestant churches. Each person go your own way so that the terrorists or barbaric actions of a few, in the name of the same god of all can stop casting the entire religion in a certain light In relation to Nigeria, I don't believe the "few" elements of Boko Haram speak for the entire Muslim practicing Nigerians. However, I think the onus is on the Nigerian Muslims who are opposed to the practices of Boko Haram to stand up against them, so that they don't risk being unjustly labelled as potential terrorists!! As to the amalgamation of Nigeria, biblically, light has no business with darkness. Each person may eventually need to go his own separate way. The north recognise their meager contribution to the country as a whole hence the desperate clamour of the few political elite to always be at the helm of power. They are threatened by the idea that power too long at the hands of someone of a different ethnicity and religious background may eventually lead to this secession and thus bring an end to their exploitation of this fundamental flaw. Again, this clamour is only of a very desperate and greedy few, benefitting from this unholy union. [/color] |
| Politics › Re: World Bank Extends $200m Infrastructure Loan To Nigeria by Skii(m): 10:47am On Aug 02, 2012 |
These people don't even waste time in their generosity Is this a reward for the current failure of the under-implementation of the budget? |
| Politics › Re: British PM Takes Public Transport To Olympics: Can Our Leaders Try This? (Pic) by Skii(m): 10:45am On Aug 02, 2012 |
Okija_juju: Na wah o!!My brother, quarrel no dey there, Na just sey part of the leadership attributes na humility and ability to empathize with the people wey the leader dey lead Shikena!! |
| Education › Re: Barack Obama High School , Benue (Pic) by Skii(m): 10:41am On Aug 02, 2012 |
chucky234: Beaf has since jumped wagon leaving Billyonaire,Dedeike,Jmaine and explorert to their faithI had to check to be sure which one is which? Beaf or Beaf!(with an exclamation mark?) |
| Politics › Re: British PM Takes Public Transport To Olympics: Can Our Leaders Try This? (Pic) by Skii(m): 10:38am On Aug 02, 2012 |
antitpiah: Dont believe everything you see. Common people like you are only meant to see a couple of secretly armed police which may not be obvious from the photograph above because of the angle from which the pix was taken. There are no doubts that there are armed MI5 agents, armed plain clothes officers, armed bodyguards and maybe a few James Bonds all nearby and mixed in with the crowd, in the train, and on the ground, stationed at all his stops; they are all trained to notice potential threats and counter them before they become real threats, and they are all trained to blend into the background and not be noticed. Just try grabbing the prime minister and see how far you get. If you look closely enough, the passengers around him were carefully selected and werent too close to him. Again, dont let Oyinbo fool you.Well, you might have a point there sha |
| Politics › Re: British PM Takes Public Transport To Olympics: Can Our Leaders Try This? (Pic) by Skii(m): 10:35am On Aug 02, 2012 |
Okija_juju: He lives in Aso Rock, he dosent need a train to get to work...I have never been to Aso Rock nor seen from the TV or internet what it looks like so I don't know the geography of the place but I am sure the office complex and the residential compound are not in the same building and regardless of their distance apart, I am almost certain that GEJ doesnt walk or cycle to the office from home!! |
| Politics › Re: British PM Takes Public Transport To Olympics: Can Our Leaders Try This? (Pic) by Skii(m): 10:29am On Aug 02, 2012 |
Leadership is a style David Cameron CYCLES to parliament...this day, he opted for the train to go to the Olympics Fashola rides in lagos traffic without using siren...CONFIRMED!! GEJ here would most likely have been compelled to ride the train since he was commissioning it. |
| Politics › Re: 2015: North Bids For Power Shift by Skii(m): 10:08am On Aug 02, 2012 |
[color=#000000] One of the tools that has worked in favor of the few rich and corrupted ruling bunch of this country particularly of the northern extraction is the ignorance of the populace Following recent events, such as the fuel subsidy protest, it has come as a rude and awakening shock to these few corrupt northerners the slow and gradual "awakening" of the masses to some of the dirty tricks of governance being perpetrated in Abuja and replicated at their locales Indeed they know that the north doesnt really contribute to Nigeria (with many of their states occupying the last positions in that regard, Jigawa as an example) so they see the need to desperately reclaim power at all cost So much is this their heightened awareness of the state of things that some of them are even willing to dump PDP, as it has now become synonymous with under-performance, poor governance, fraud, looting and so on, and realign themselves with the new political shift being orchestrated by the CPC and ACN (as highlighted in the OP of this thread) just to retain this power When they have themselves in power, they can continue to execute their systematic pilfering of this currently inadequate system of governance and prevent any attempts to indeed turn it around for the genuine good of all as GEJ is trying to but is unfortunately struggling and somewhat ill-equipped to do. [/color] |
| Politics › Re: Roads That Lead To Jail In Lagos by Skii(m): 8:10am On Aug 02, 2012 |
Omo, Driving in Lagos state is almost like a video game o, GRAND THEFT AUTO (LAGOS) with a little bit of need for speed and street fighter!! |
| Business › Re: Shell Has No Plan To Pull-Out Of Nigeria - MD by Skii(m): 8:00am On Aug 02, 2012 |
Is this a sign of something they have seen that we have not? Is the oil starting to finish? Are they planning a careful exit strategy? Assuming the purported oil that we have is actually less than it is, are they envisaging a scenario where it will suddenly dawn on Nigeria that there is not even a single drop anymore and that they would be the ones to take the blame immediately? Hmm....this thing is fishy o |
| Romance › Re: Help Me Out by Skii(m): 8:02pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
Donalð Genes: Well,i quess u shud sit her down and tawk to her if she is after money or ua hrt dat u wont delay to back of the relationshop!she is just too over demandinq...secondly she is takin you 4 a ride OP, sounds to me like you may be the one with the issue here, as there are always two sides to a story.its possible you unconsciously reward for intimacy, so it may have become psychological for your current gf as well as your previous one. She now wants the reward first |
| Travel › Uk Job Applications: Now That Post Study Visa Has Been Removed... by Skii(op): 7:34pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
Fellow Nairalanders, Now that the post study visa has been removed (April 2012) and most job openings are all requiring that applicants be fully eligible to work in UK -with some going as far as saying that "a post study visa does not meet this requirement", I'd please like to know what the way forward is? On one hand, UKBA say one needs a company as a sponsor to make up the points necessary to apply for the Tier 2 work permit visa (just like a school serving as a sponsor for the Tier 4 student visa) On the other hand, the companies are unwilling to sponsor... Now with the drop in application from international students (who by the way bring about £8billion pounds to the British economy annually), the UK colleges and universities are putting pressure on the authorities to cut back on the laws restricting international students post study... My question is this, assuming the UK Government do go back on the restrictions, for those people in this momentary period of time between the abolition of the post study visa, NOW, the parliamentary deliberations to relax the law, and what the new law would be... WHAT CAN BE DONE TO GET A JOB?  Thoughts welcomed...Thanks PS: This thread is solely for the purpose of idea generation and discussion. The Moderators will do kindly to hide any irrelevant and unwarranted responses. |
| Celebrities › Re: Snoop Dogg Is Now Snoop Lion, Says He Is Bob Marley Reincarnated by Skii(m): 10:54am On Aug 01, 2012 |
That weed sure taste different in Jamaica Remember Snoop from Soul plane? When he took the real African Mushroom?? Not surprised!! |
| Romance › Re: This Harrassment Is Too Much by Skii(m): 12:25am On Aug 01, 2012 |
OP eeya, sorry, what will happen when u travel abroad, during summer especially... you go waka enter tipper?! |
| Romance › Re: All Because Of Nairaland He Said I Won't Marry His Daughter. by Skii(m): 12:21am On Aug 01, 2012 |
Eeya, @acidtalk, well done, at least I appreciate your effort to give us something to drag on about |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Atta-Mills’ Son Visits TB Joshua In Nigeria by Skii(m): 11:06am On Jul 31, 2012*. Modified: 6:30pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
Maybe TB Joshua should help check whats up with "HOME" first or is it that the shroud that covers Nigeria is so thick that he cannot see through it? Anything at least? |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by Skii(m): 10:40am On Jul 30, 2012 |
Zeddicus: If you happen to come anywhere around the recruitment section of companies, you will be shocked to the marrows. I was in the HR of my company between March and June and I just had to plead to be removed from there, reason being that at a point I got so fed up with the whole drama. Take a look at that attached document. This girl took an hour to write that crap! At the end of the day, she will curse me for sending her away immediately and curse GEJ for not creating employment opportunities. Mtcheew! Come on, you can't be serious she wrote that? |
| Romance › Re: What Do You Make Of This Story? by Skii(m): 10:05am On Jul 30, 2012 |
That moment, when you read halfway, and continue to read thinking it would end as one ravishing encounter, but ALAS! its a good moral-ed story (smh at myself, lol, #Godiswatchingme#) |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Graduates Fail Primary School Questions At Job Test by Skii(m): 9:33am On Jul 30, 2012 |
Oya, every single one of you, right from the OP, including the MODs, bring out your 2A exercise books and tell me the difference between the following words in italics  Seun, "sir"...Write down the names of noise makers Number ONE... [color=#000000] 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce . 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present . 8 ) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row . 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. 19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. 20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? [/color] 2 Likes |
| Travel › Re: Why Is UK So Expensive??? by Skii(m): 8:45pm On Jul 29, 2012 |
buzugee: you need to beg your primitive mind to free you from 'juju' bondage. besides i have seen your type in london and i refuse to live like you. i see you logging huge bags of garri on your head in peckham. joining together with 3 other nigerians to buy whole goats and then splitting it etc etc. all these local moves just to save money and go and shine and oppress your fellow local people in nigeria. i refuse to be like you. the day i regress to such primitive mindset and measures is the day i end my life. lol. fork outta here |
| Travel › Re: Why Is UK So Expensive??? by Skii(m): 3:46pm On Jul 29, 2012 |
Omo this one I have to put mouth, jand cost no be small, no be only london, outside sef...if u no too hold mama charlie for hand, omo you go hear am!! 1 Like |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Why And How The African Child Is Miseducated In The Western Educational System by Skii(m): 5:43pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
@cap28, Much as I agree with most of the points raised in the article, i think they may be getting more credit on the whole bible thingy than they actually deserve. On another note, here is something you might find interesting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG9CE55wbtY I think many children these days regardless are falling into this category And in your response go easy on me , just my humble opinions  |
| Politics › Re: Fashola Commissions State–of–the–art E–learning Centre. (pics) Eko O Ni Baje O by Skii(m): 5:30pm On Jul 25, 2012 |
Well done BRF!! Just look at his hair, compare with Obama's and Jonathan's after their tenures so far in office... |
| Politics › Re: First Ladies Summit: 200 Cars Ordered By FG (BMW X3, X5, Jaguar & Other Exotics) by Skii(m): 9:50am On Jul 25, 2012 |
moonraker: [size=42pt]GEJ FRESH AIR FRESH AIR FRESH AAAAAAAIR[/size][size=42pt]GEJ FRESH FART...FRESH FAAAARRRTTTT![/size] 1 Like |
