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Romance › Re: How Can I Reverse The Curses Placed On My Head From Multiple Relationship? by Skmoda360(m): 9:09am On Dec 31, 2020
Nazgul:
I can help you...

Get a male White cóck, white powder, 1 cane, rope, broom, sand, charcoal, beads and earthen pot.

Instructions...

Mix the powder and charcoal and rub it on your face, pour the sand on your head put the cóck and cane in the earthen pot and place it on your head, tie the rope round your body then hold the broom on your left hand.

Note you must be stark nàked.

Now with all these in place dance vigorously and sing this song while you head straight for the biggest market around your location. It must be in the mid night, preferably between 12-2am.

Locate the cross road of the market...then at the junction of the cross road. Dance and sing this song.

" I de go na so I come"
" I don come and I wan go"
" As I come I wan go"
" Make I go make I no come"
" I don taya na why I come"
" Make I no taya make I go"

Drop the earthen put there and flog the fowl to death with your cane, then use the broom to sweep the blood and feathers. You can keep money there as well then go home.

You'll be fine. grin
Eti ya weyrey sir.....
Career › Re: A Month After I Was Sacked, I Was Mistakenly Credited With ₦40,000 by Skmoda360(m): 7:03am On Dec 31, 2020
HarunaWest:
as in ehn...Ontop the brokeness you come dey owe again...Kuku keee me
Kuku reap me apart shocked
Politics › Re: Why North Rejected Enahoro’s 1956 Independence Motion – Yakassai by Skmoda360(m): 5:46am On Dec 31, 2020
Hmmmm
Health › Re: Ogun Student Commits Suicide For Being Dumped By Girlfriend by Skmoda360(m): 7:41pm On Dec 30, 2020
EmekaA125:
Exactly. Very stupid decision to die because of a mere gal.
Yesterday was crazy for me, can't give details though, girl wey him supposed dey Bleep.ed on steady even after she don marry the other bobo. Who love help...........kill myself over a vagina, God forbid.
Health › Re: Ogun Student Commits Suicide For Being Dumped By Girlfriend by Skmoda360(m): 7:27pm On Dec 30, 2020
EmekaA125:
Will his death make the girl change her mind and leave her current boyfriendhuh
U died in vain bro thereby causing unnecessary sorrow, pains and acrimony to your people. Too bad
Abi current husband.....
Health › Re: Ogun Student Commits Suicide For Being Dumped By Girlfriend by Skmoda360(m): 7:26pm On Dec 30, 2020
Literature › Re: Boy Approaches Wole Soyinka During Train Ride, Asks For His Autograph (Video) by Skmoda360(m): 7:22pm On Dec 30, 2020
cenaman:
you get sharp eyes.
I see that too......
Literature › Re: Boy Approaches Wole Soyinka During Train Ride, Asks For His Autograph (Video) by Skmoda360(m): 7:18pm On Dec 30, 2020
juniorstar:
laminate asap and store very well. would be worth 500,000dollars to 5million dollars in 20- 50yrs time. your children would be grateful.
You think louder grin
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Celebrities › Re: #JusticeForDonDavis: Yul Edochie Tells Youths To Shun Davido/Burna Boy Fight by Skmoda360(m): 6:25pm On Dec 30, 2020
Beckysexy:
Hmmm true talk. We like trending unnecessary shit in this country. undecided
You make sense today.....gbamesky tongue
Politics › Re: Nothing Must Happen To Kukah, ECWA Warns by Skmoda360(m): 6:10pm On Dec 30, 2020
yarimo:
i don't know why all the people trying to defend kukah here in nairaland Are very very dull
Thank God you called yourself "dul.lard".....
Celebrities › Re: Someone Is Trying To Kill Davido - Kemi Olunloyo by Skmoda360(m): 9:45am On Dec 30, 2020
Well she might be right on this one...... undecided
Politics › Re: Nothing Must Happen To Kukah, ECWA Warns by Skmoda360(m): 9:39am On Dec 30, 2020
yarimo:
Mtceeew so bishop kukah is now above the law ? undecided undecided
Ko ni da fún eh.....eleribu


You must be mad.ding for asking this unprotected question......once again you be eleribu somebody.

Politics › Re: Kano Workers, Pensioners Groan As Ganduje Reverts To ₦18,000 Minimum Wage by Skmoda360(m): 7:37am On Dec 30, 2020
DoubleEngine007:
grin Them never see anything.

Majority of them there voted for him.. So,they should enjoy the government, while it last..

Nigga got save some more dollars for himself, wetin concern agbero with over load..

Politics › Re: Nigerians Fed Up With Buhari, APC, Want Us Back In 2023 — PDP by Skmoda360(m): 7:31am On Dec 30, 2020
We don't want PDP anymore undecided
Romance › Re: Kaduna Sex Party: Police Arrest Organisers by Skmoda360(m): 7:30am On Dec 30, 2020
Alright
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Wolves (1 - 0) On 29th December 2020 by Skmoda360(m): 11:23pm On Dec 29, 2020
obembet:
Glory Glory Manchester United. Love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


God bless all Manchester United fans
God bless you too
Celebrities › Re: Venita Celebrates Seyi Awolowo On His 31st Birthday by Skmoda360(m): 6:33pm On Dec 29, 2020
piper7:
Guys which do you think is better? Relocate to Yankee and battle with Racism over there (although I'll be rich) or stay here in zoogeria (still be rich) but battle insecurity and the likes.
Opinions please.
Abeg port sharp sharp and do it for your family.
Romance › Re: . by Skmoda360(m): 3:28pm On Dec 28, 2020
Zzor:
It has finished with Nigerian men
It will be finished for you...omoale
Crime › Re: Jennifer Robert: Lady Killed At Ochacho Concert In Otukpo Benue State (Pictures) by Skmoda360(m): 11:10pm On Dec 27, 2020
Ryan03:
I see you don't know that there are private securities outfit in Nigeria and some are being used by celebrities and club houses. Get out of your cocoon and you will stop arguing stupidly
Anaye, I know wetin I dey talk.....I sabi your talk and I Sabi wetin I dey yan, security outfit no dey carry guns abeg....no bọbọ me like say person no dey go event.....police, NSCDC, soldier or DSS, those are the ones that carry guns.....so swerve your talk no make sense....
Romance › Re: Kelvin Hart Warns About Porn by Skmoda360(m): 11:07pm On Dec 27, 2020
Beckysexy:
Ok Sorry. I was just asking for a friend grin.
Dey whine yourself....I know it's you....
Crime › Re: Jennifer Robert: Lady Killed At Ochacho Concert In Otukpo Benue State (Pictures) by Skmoda360(m): 4:51pm On Dec 27, 2020
Ryan03:
see how hatred blindfolded you, you better hate the whole Nigeria because all of you are the same. Police were not involved, it is a private security
Anaye, who carry guns....private security kee you...who be the private security? No be police, NSCDC, and co....if any of my family become police that's the end....we become sworn enemy straight up.... undecided
Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija’s Kiddwaya Hospitalized - Full Details by Skmoda360(m): 3:37pm On Dec 27, 2020
This one is not sick...he is only taking sobo and soda in form of drip...shey ele ya weyrey ni...make all of us kuku sìn win papo.... undecided

Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija’s Kiddwaya Hospitalized - Full Details by Skmoda360(m): 3:34pm On Dec 27, 2020
Kylekent59:
The waya himself. Get well soon.

The lady above me is a good girl, but with bad habits.

Run from girls with bad habits if you wanna live long.
Very bad habit.....her wahala is next to none.
Politics › Re: Gardika Adamawa Residents In Bush On Christmas Eve After Fleeing From Boko Haram by Skmoda360(m): 3:29pm On Dec 27, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



See enjoyment.
This is communal living in its purest form.
Couples sleeping in the open in the midst of other couples and plenty opportunities.

They say that when life gives you lemon-grass, turn it to agbo.
The men there could turn this misadventure to a memorable Christmas adventure by trying out wife-swapping.
(Imagine the thrill from shagging your neighbor's wife and watching your own wife moaning to his vicious ramming amidst sporadic gunshots from frustrated Boko Haram miscreants)

Never underestimate these wives; there is a drop of sluttiness in everyone of them especially in the dark.

I once attended a church camp and I saw shege when the lights went off.
Only God knows how many preeks some wayward wives gobbled up that night once their lazy righteous husbands slept.
Baba Lila, I thought you went on a 600 years leave now.....I sight from afar shocked
Politics › Re: Hoodlums Destroy Houses In Anambra Nawfia Community by Skmoda360(m): 3:16pm On Dec 27, 2020
Marine54:
[s]Believe the nation news paper at your own peril ! Tinubu will do any thing to bring down a particular region in order to promote his Presidential ambition.
His desperation is second to none ![/s]
Ase!!!..... trash
Crime › Re: Jennifer Robert: Lady Killed At Ochacho Concert In Otukpo Benue State (Pictures) by Skmoda360(m): 3:06pm On Dec 27, 2020
Juliusmomoh:
I can't say she deserve it...
And at thesame i can't say she don't deserve it.
.
Why ?
.
Even with the way she dress, i can practically tell you she went there and do gra gra....

.
Anyway, the did is already done. Rip rip.,
.
Wtf!!! !!! Are you sick upstair or what? This one touch the red button....now you sign a contract with the devil and you have become his perchant.....don't lemme pray that what befell her should befall you.

If you don't stop this tra..sh, yo..u will die a painful death and no one will greave your death, what a wicked soul....

Crime › Re: Jennifer Robert: Lady Killed At Ochacho Concert In Otukpo Benue State (Pictures) by Skmoda360(m): 3:01pm On Dec 27, 2020
Celebrities › Re: Ifu Ennanda: “My Plumber's Body Odour Is Killing Me” by Skmoda360(m): 2:45pm On Dec 27, 2020
Celebrities › Re: Jo Pearl: “I Ended My Relationship With Burna Boy Because Of My Mental Health” by Skmoda360(m): 2:43pm On Dec 27, 2020
Goodmarlian:
Ladies will die to be with African giant.

Meanwhile please I need a job ,I have being at home since October and I am not proud of it .. I Am humble honest and hard-working youth ,in other words I am confirm hustler please I need a well paying job around the lagos mainland I can't really afford island unless accommodation is available.
God bless you all.
Did you say October? Em go chop you raw if you know comot oooo
Romance › Re: Kelvin Hart Warns About Porn by Skmoda360(m): 2:36pm On Dec 27, 2020
Beckysexy:
Ok Mr. God's Wealth wink I hope your name is working for you cool
Sure now and how is that your problem? Are we related? tongue

Romance › Re: Does Masturbation Causes Rough Face And Pimples? by Skmoda360(m): 11:16pm On Dec 26, 2020
Cutehector:
Yes it also causes pot belly

Romance › Re: Does Masturbation Causes Rough Face And Pimples? by Skmoda360(m): 11:15pm On Dec 26, 2020
Cashsteady:
Guys pls help I notice anytime I masturbate my pimples are always Poppin out the more and it kinda makes my face rough can masturbation be the problem?
Nope....it doesn't baba.......who dash you that idea now? undecided

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