₦airaland Forum

fairfora:
Na naija dey kill people in this style and manner, eg. Herdsmen. Oyinbos hardly dismember human body in this manner Investigation must be intensified ASAP. This is barbaric.

TheAmbasador:
Not as if her fighter jet was gummed down or crashed, she had accident inside military barracks? This must be investigated actually....there is fowl play somewhere

VickyRotex:
lol not all of them. I've got great folks among them. And you'll agree with me that some Chelsea fans also do the same to other clubs. I mean its a game and you'd always like for your team to win, but let's not take it too far.

Besides, some of these things are just banters which is part of the game and fun, but there's a limit, some of the banters are very unhealthy. e.g., calling another club fan manure, or using the sh*t word for Chelsea is just way out of it. anyways, I guess that's just my opinion.

Congrats again! KTBFFH

kestine:
People can chop anything for naija....one day una go chop Godzilla if dem give in chance... Naija I hail ooo...

1Sharon:
Its true

stacyadams:



So you carry our matter come nairaland
Don't worry I won't disappear on you again

We will vote atiku together
We will vote trump together
U will be my Kim,I will be ur kanye

We will play bet9ja together
We will visit hushpuppy in his Gucci Chicago jail together..

Goldp5988:
What to do now? Are we not in 2020 now were is vision 2020?

Goldp5988:
2025 abi, no wahala.

dapsoneh:
Many are mad but few roam the street
2weeks pregnancy like fibroid �.. Dindinrin, even if u want crowd, u lie with sense

doremi123:
A LA watch a LA bend

humilitypays:
African youths have been defeated and subdued finally! Every of their failure is attributed to spiritual problem and spirits, what a cowardly youths that Africa, especially Nigeria now have! so sad and shameful reading all these load of craps



MASTURBATION IS NOT THE REASON YOU CANNOT GET A JOB!

MASTURBATION IS NOT THE REASON YOU ARE FINANCIALLY BROKE! DEAD ECONOMY DUE TO STUPID NIGERIAN LEADERS ARE THE REASON!

MASTURBATION IS NOT THE REASON YOU ARE POOR OR STRUGGLING TO SURVIVE, BAD NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT IS!

MASTURBATION IS NOT THE REASON YOU HAVE NOT SECURED ADMISSION! STUDY PROPERLY AND READ EXAM INSTRUCTIONS YOU WILL PASS!


Nigerians stop attributing all your personal failures to spiritual problems, this is why fake Pastors and Imams are making lots of money in Nigeria!


Masturbation is a natural phenomenon, if you must practice it, don't let it turn to a habit because all habits are harmful to your psychology!


Forming a habit of eating food can cause you psychology and health harm just like every habit!

Children start masturbating as early as their hormone prompts, what do they know

Masturbation is far better than unprotected sex with random lovers and partners and whatnot!

Masturbation is safer and better than visiting broothels or sleeping around with anything in skirt or trouser!!


Americans, Europeans, Arabs, Asians masturbate more than Africans yet these people are prosperous; their nations are working.....you Africans hold night vigil and 500 days dry fasting to get a visa to travel to their countries to hustle for hourly work to earn wage, and why is it that as soon as you Nigerian leave Nigeria and travel to US, Canada, Australia, UK, Germany, Swiss, Japan, Korea, etc....all the spirits stopping you from getting job suddenly disappears and die, why and how come


Nigeria's problem is successive stupid, foolish, looting, corrupt leaders and politicians who don't have vision for Nigeria....all they care is to steal, loot and remain in power....thereby destroying Nigeria's economy and future and making things difficult for all Nigeria such that most Nigeria must indulge in crime or corruption or run away from Nigeria to another saner country to survive.....there is magic about it.


Come together and fight your stupid government and leaders and you won't be facing hardship and be attributing them to spiritual problem due to masturbation or because you had sex.

Yes its good to live a morally upright and chaste life, but that's a personal decision, not because you want to be rich, or because you want to secure the best job or because you want to get husband or because you want to pass exam, you now feel that stopping masturbation or sex will make you rich, are you kidding me


Nigerian youths wake up!!

mrniceguy98:
Hello fams
Happy Sunday
I've been a member of this great forum since 2016 or thereabout though I deactivated my first account here.
I'm not a newbie here. I'm saying it cos some people may think I came to chase clout. I'm here to share my story and experience for others to learn

Back to why I created this topic.
Okay, I've been a chronic masturbator and porn lover. I started after my secondary school and being a Virgin then, it was the easiest way to get pleasure. Lemme say this MASTURBATION AND PORNOGRAPHY are destroyers. They will ruin u and turn you to mere shafts... I masturbated for 6solid years This is what masturbation will do to u

1. It'll make it difficult for you to ever fall in love with a woman. Your relationship and sexual life will become nothing to write home about
2. You'll become withdrawn from others. It'll destroy ur social life totally
3. It'll take you far away from God. Very very far
4. You'll start having memory loss.
5. It brings bad luck. Believe this, it's very true. Things won't be going the way u planned, though not true for everyone but majority of masturbators experience this.
6. You see your d*ck. It'll no longer remain the way God gave u. Trust me, you'll start having erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation if u don't stop on time
There are more but I'll stop here.

With time I noticed that I was becoming withdrawn, depressed and always weak, I was having memory loss, I couldn't keep an information for long, I was shy and didn't really fancy women and relationships. I was a shadow of myself. I didn't have friends, I liked being alone.

Honest truth is I tried stopping severally because the negative signs were obvious but I just couldn't stop. The farthest I could go was 1week, I'd start again. It was very frustrating. .. I tried praying, it wasn't working.

Soon, it weren't those anymore, it worsened. I started observing that my dick was becoming dysfunctional. It could no longer attain maximum erection and normally I've a very long d*ck cos I'm very tall but with time I observed that it was drawing back. I was having a very weak and poor erection. It worsened then again, I wasn't having morning erections anymore. I'd wake up with a flaccid d*ck and I'd have to stimulate it before it'd weakly come up and then fall again in seconds. It was disheartening to say the least. I was becoming weak. I was defeated.

On a fateful (should I even use fateful cos it worked for my favour) morning, after getting up I was with my phone and I saw something very erotic online, the urge came again, I tried to stop it but I couldn't. I masturbated. That masturbation that day nearly ended me. Immediately I was done, it was as if I lost my mind, my head was heavy, it was like men were using hammer on it. I slept for hours and got up but instead of stopping, it worsened. I was dying, my back was aching so painfully, my legs were hurting so badly, I couldn't walk well. My stomach was paining me inside. God!, the experience was tragic. This continued for two good weeks. I couldn't eat well, I was literally dying. I prayed to God to forgive me and give me my health that I wouldn't go back to it. Eventually with time I regained myself. Glory to God, my morning erections are back and my d*ck is becoming normal. I can now have my strong erection though still not completely long but with time.

My experience was horrible and I don't wish it for anyone, even an enemy. I'm happy today that I'm free, its been a long while now and I've not watched porn or masturbated. Thinking about my experience makes me detest it so much now. I've sworn I'll never go back and I believe God will help me.

I learnt the hard way. Please don't learn the hard way, you may not live to tell the tales. MASTURBATION IS A KILLER. RUN FROM IT

Ilamina:
I heard they don't like blacks

vertueptime:
The man resemble madman

zionmde:
u even had to call an elderly woman who had no hand in ur miserable life an afonja granny

U may never get to dat age,

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Absolute nonsense

APOPTOSIS:
I knew my Wife is capable of such.
The Last time she brought a HALLOWEEN WIG home without my notice.
Could you imagine that she waited for us to sleep then she wore it around midnight to join me in bed.
While cuddling and facing her in sleep, I suddenly woke up in the morning only to realize an Ugly looking creature wrapped in my Arms.
I almost convulsed.

Honestly Speaking, I nearly attacked her not knowing that my wife wore the ugly creature.
I have started planning her as well.

segebase:
Damn niggar..

hushbaba pls give us your login for bitcoins acct you have .make men manage




we miss this guy updates online ..new bag ..new cars n co....who will operate his account now ...

Edyice:
Correct


She will even be licking your body self

Sixfeetbelle:
I doubt those old fashioned ladies would have allowed you this amount of premarital sex experience that you've accumulated or put up with your leeching behaviour

Heineken:
Nawao.. Some people are just terrible and wicked. God is gentle.

robosky02:
If Saka joins super eagles plus the likes of Oshimhen and chukweze



Nigeria has already reached 2020 world cup finals

Transparent:
That's that

Transparent:
This married woman is still alive, the one that died was the Port Harcourt Woman.

Their face are not the same.

FreeSpirited:
I'm referring to this generation of women with Android phone in their hands, chatting all day long on Whatsapp

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Lock yourself down