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Posts like this always left marks in people's mind.
Same sex marriage is an abomination in our country & as such, should not be making front pages in our day to day discussions.
Nairaland, this is poor for you.

Imagine, d poster above me is already having wild imaginations as to maybe how sweet it'll be.
Some are even congratulating them, isn't that an accomplice in crime?

Nairaland please don't corrupt our mind.
Thanks.

Traditional marriage remains the most important amongst all others.
It's cultural & natural.
Besides, do it to avoid d wrath of our ancestors

This post was copied from a friend's Facebook page so some people might've read it. However, it's good for others that are yet to.
It goes thus:

HOW HATE WORKS

It focuses on what divides us rather than what unites us. If there are Qur’anic verses that says Muslims should love and care for Christians, the hate merchants will focus on where Christians are called “infidels”. If there are verses in the Bible that says, “love your neighbour as yourself”, the messengers of hate will focus on “what fellowship does light have with darkness?” There is nothing you want to justify with the scriptures that you won’t find. If you truly have love in your heart, you will focus on the verses of love. The God that forbade eating four-footed creatures is the same God that ordered Apostle Peter, in a trance, to kill and eat! To the pure all things are pure.

And this is how prejudice works:

Because Chief Obafemi Awolowo did not declare Oduduwa Republic in solidarity with Biafra in 1967, every Yoruba is a traitor — including the one that was born early this morning. Because an Igbo chap was arrested for 419, every Igbo person — dead, living or unborn — is a fraudster. Because Barkin Zuwo struggled with speaking English, every northerner is an illiterate; in fact, no northerner has a brain. Because of the insane activities of ISIS and Boko Haram, every Muslim is a terrorist, including your friend. Tragically, there are people that the only thing they can see in you is your language or religion, not the content of your character.

Let me quickly say this before I shut down my laptop and take a stroll: it is very difficult to resist the message of hate and prejudice in a society already polluted by manipulative politicians, their overpaid sidekicks and our inept leaders. I know. When everybody is saying there is a casting down, it is very difficult to go against the grain and say there is a lifting up. You just go with the flow. But maybe the “casting down” gang is not as big as the “lifting up” brigade — just that the latter has been intimidated into silence. They must begin to speak out. Rome was not destroyed in a day. Those working to destroy Nigeria neither sleep nor slumber.

As for me and my house, we resolved long ago that we would never feed our children with hate, prejudices and biases. These things are usually passed on from generation to generation. I resolved to follow the example of my grandmother by celebrating the best in others rather than focusing on their worst. I would rather talk about the dignity in labour you find among the Hausa, the creativity among the Igbo and the industry among the Yoruba. Accuse me of living in denial and I will accuse you of living in bitterness. Accuse me of being politically correct and I will accuse you of being self-righteous. Accuse me of being naïve and I will accuse you of being jaundiced. It’s all in the mind.

~ Posted by Alex Isa
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Thanks OP. Besides, can I port my glo sim card to airtel to still get the benefits.
I dislike glo but can't joke with mtn.

olubanjisam@yahoo.com

RETIREDMUMU:
bullssshit everywhere

like words are not naturally flow again

Ur Monica says it all

That was great. I'm surprised nairalanders aren't commenting, why? Because it's not about sex, celebrity or religion?
Op, your tread is the best I've read tonight & gonna keep it safe till my children could give answers to them.
Thanks once again.

TINALETC3:
1.wen dem dey share boobs, i ws busy in d oda rum, by d time I came out, na only flat chest remain, as I no get choice na, I collect am like dat, thank God 4 foam bra

Bee stings type? I love ur boldness.

Jeffobinna1:
Short man. First to comment. Lol

In your dreams? Lol

So?

Bro, here are my submissions if u must marry her:
1. You can't erase her past. Now that u know, it'll always come to your memory. Just ignore it wen it comes.
2. If u're to marry her, you both must cut all ties with him
3. Stay away, far away from him & change ur local assembly

[b][/b]All of the above

Let's see how small it is after all your Doctor must see for analysis

temmy2015:
do u have cerebrum at all??

Even if she has, does it still work?

dessz:
she resemble a strangled goat.fellow nairalanders this goat and tonto dikeh who fine pass. like for the goat share for tonto dikeh.

The goat fine pass now make una dey kiss am, dull brain

Nice write-up op. It's a woman's world though. No wonder many men die ahead of their women.

herzern:

I do it only at threads i view.
It's some sort of a disreqard to the thread.

Disregard u said? Isn't d OP right? Lol, let's see urz guy!

Ttrrffyyghuuh:
.Laff it off.

A black guy travelling on a plane..beside him was a white lady sitting with her monkey.....the black guy later went to toilet and on his way back to his seat saw that,the plastic he has full of bananas was empty.he asked the lady: where are my bananas ? She replied :your brother ate them all....later then,the lady at her turn went too to the toilet,on her way back to her seat...she realized that her monkey is dead....she turned and asked the guy with a big anger : who killed my monkey ?. The guy turned and answer : THIS IS A FAMILY MATTER..IT DOESN'T CONCERN YOU....??...
Have a nice day.

Thanks! U made me laugh.

Guy, those telling u dt u look like Cboi are deceiving u! Just wake up & be yourself.

I can only laugh. Who said what's gud 4d goose isn't gud 4d gander?

I love it.
My wife love it.
Thanks xo much illiterate doctor!

CHELSEA FC my team always...in season & out of season.
CHELSEA FC, they hated u bcom u aren't a racist. U welcome everyone irrespective of their colour.
CHELSEA FC, u won CHAMPIONS LEAGUE & ur haters embraces transformer by hugging it.

CHELSEA FC, GO GO GO AND MAKE YOUR BAD BELLE SCREAM LIKE A TRAPPED RAT.

WHO SAYS THIS SEASON IS OVER FOR THEE, OH CHELSEA FC, GO & BEGIN TO WIN WIN & WIN.

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pet4ril:
insulting you won't make me one, so why should I do that. ..?

U av a gud manner, ma'am. Keep it up!

pet4ril:
imagine

some ppl would've insulted me, lolz

pet4ril:
imagine

some ppl would've insulted me, lolz

kay9:
I apologize bro, but I really have to laff small first...

Ok, now to be serious: Dude, do yourself a favor and ignore folks trying to tell what you should or shouldn't do - listen only to your own heart. And if your heart says "I've changed my mind about so-so", by all means listen - you owe nobody any explanation. And if you end up making a mistake, fkk it, at least then you have stories of youthful "mis-deeds" to tell your grandchildren.

Now on to your desire to taste the forbidden fruit .... the most important thing is, Never Ever Skin-dive - always use protection (that means a condom, by the way); the extra skin-skin pleasure is NOT worth multitude of complications it is possible to generate.

Secondly, please don't set your expectations too high - mind-blowing first time sxx only happens in Harlequin novels. Take it gently, allow yourself and your partner time to adjust to yourselves, engage in plenty of fore play, and for heaven's sake please stick to Missionary style - don't try any crazy thing and embarass yourself!

Uhh, yeah lastly, watch your partner's body language afterwards; some females like to cuddle after the "deed", some don't, but whichever way make sure you dont initiate it first. And complement her afterwards - make a light joke or something - it helps to ease that first time tension.

By the way, umm...just an after thought: please dont have your first time with a hooker; it rarely ends well.

If there's an "unlike" button, I'll av pressed dt.
@ OP, wait til u tie d knot. I'm a living example. Then u wil av a joyous home.

pet4ril:
it wasn't intentional,

It myt b ok?

I haveee mistakenly sent hi babe's to my former director when I wanted sending it to my classmate.... after all, I won't use babe's for a man.... will you say it's intentional?

Lol...z! U myt b a lesbian tho

tinuolababy:
Guys don't always have tangible reasons for breaking up. I know that from experience

Babes too don't always have tangible reasons for breaking up. I know that from experience

@ Gboyega, it's true bro, I'm a PG student there too & we're even writing final exams nw.