chucsmoore:
as in everywhere come be like hellfire over heating especially from. 12pm -4pm. The scorch from d sun is Very annoying when there is no request while sitting inside d car

i dont put off my car ac till i see a shade under tree, sometimes i will be cruising slowly and expecting request. Somewhere like surulere where u hadly see trees, i just pack at any eatry, sit down with a bottle of coke or water till i get request... sometimes i enter malls and be doing window shoppin while app is on.... but still despite d sun heat, my ac get strong head

ifyeez:
You mean latest accords from 2012-17 . They are called Anaconda

wonderful... great cars

eherbal:
there you go.... Now you know adidas is the first and 2nd pic with 3 stripes,hence the name. 3rd is the academy that kinda looks like the bulldog .you owe me a drink mate

hahahah you sabi jare... but them don go extinct... you hardly see them in lagos

eherbal:
sporty too with those bloody red, amber, sexy,tail lights .

you sabi, plus i dont think their legs pull off like the old ones

eherbal:
Can we all unanimously agree that the BOLT app is shiitty?

agreed

manny656:
The latest Honda accords ? It's known as ' King of the Jungle '

the news ones look so great, more intimidating than the camry counterparts

eherbal:
we know end of d8scussion, discussion begins and discussion continues were inspired by adverts, especially in the news papers. What inspired evil spirit,hala,baby boy,bullet,addidas,academy,bulldog etc

i never hear addidas and academy before o

This honda accord and the names we called them in nigeria...
Last ones i heard: discussion continues then evil spirit.
These latest ones no come get names ni?

I experienced those wayo fuel attendants at mobil lekki road. Yesterday i was mostly getting card payments and fuel was so low. I managed to gather 2k, used 500 to eat then drove straight to buy fuel with 1500 remaining.
The guy already sold 2 litres for keke marwa and didn't reset it.
I was just watching him as he dispense in my tank. When he was done.
I ask him why didn't he start from zero, why from 2 liters...?
Guy started claiming nonsesne...
I just told him, you have 2 options, fill in the remaining 2 liters or call me ur manager. Else i wont allow u sell to another person.

Him advice himself jeje....

taxiappguy:

Full bottle of pepper spray.
Her name is Emily.
I know she doesn't look like much.
But she is my baby.
Just close your eyes, spray the car.
Match brake and get the hell out.

does it work like tear gas? spraying alone would not hit them directly in the eyes.

pope191:


Lol, the last time I checked, you are yet to complete a trip, if you felt you know better than peeps that has completed 700, 1k, 2k trips I wish you well... I remember when Gazzuz used to post how he close and quickly use his sharp Avansis to make some good reasonable quick cash wrt time input... If he tries it now? Baba 4 d boiz go follow drivers sleep for farmcity, nah 12 noon he go reach office d next day. Las las circle is inevitable

dont make me laff guy

Megadrop:

For your house shebi

i notice since Thursday. I use both apps though

Requests are back to normal.... can i have a witness?

eherbal:
2 tires at once African shrine. #1400.sivia pains

those vulcanizer just go do meeting and change d price overnight. Used to be 500 for one patch and 100 to put air. Now its 700 and 200 respectively. The thing dey vex me gan.

Zoharariel:


That, my friend, is the 6th Generation Bmw 3 series (F34) from 2012 aka Eshin Anobi (Prophet's Horse)

Are you planning to buy it? If yes, I must test-drive it from Lagos to Okenne for the Gods from Nibiru to bless it.

look like this, but the one i saw has 2 double exhaust holes/pipes, 2 on each sides.

franksam2009:
oga wetin that can/koboko dey find for your dashboard na, what do you use it for?

na decoration per se. It also complements the airforce sticker

Can someone help me with the model and year of this BMW biko

Na only me dey suffer this thing... tires just dey pick nail any how. This February own too much, 3 times.

slamstanlee:
Offline trip.
2pm today
Ilupeju to agbara estate.
Text me now if interested. Thanks 080 652 40490

Deal closed

Offline trip.
2pm today
Ilupeju to agbara estate.
Text me now if interested. Thanks 080 652 40490

Yesterday i picked a rider (chronic stammerer), from sangotedo to surulere. The guy was talking all through the trip. Oboy, e no easy.....

chucsmoore:
The election was fantastically rigged. Next level of hardship. People who voted d idiot should prepare themselves. As for me yankee Visa is loading soon.

na to fasten seat belt for another 4 years o. Or consider Dublin jeje

Guys are we ready for another 4 years of Buhari?
Anyways i notice if u start a trip mistakenly and cancel immediately it will record it as driver declined. And there wont be charges.Taxify
On uber , yesterday as i picked 3 heavy mamas,i noticed one pan has fallen and was just touching the exhaust pipe causing one yeye sound. I had already started the trip and moved like 20meters
I ended trip and ask them to request another. Uber later adjusted it to 0.0, although i had plans to review.

So how far, can we survive another Buhari ??

Mjosh1000:
Taxify is actually taking it too far, instead of them to look for ways of bringing in more riders they brought taxify XL, for the main time they will be receiving normal taxify request. Smh

Meanwhile i am Still driving on taxify with expired papers, and there is nothing they are doing about it.

you can actually drive on taxify with expired DL and documents..... uber go block you when its due.

Gentlelife50:


My brother please don't beat up yourself too much, it's always like that when u just start.
But if u accept request to places u are not to familiar with kindly beg them to assist you with directions.
Don't be shy openly tell the person u don't know the route though sometimes they will tell u to use your map tell them your map have been misbehaving since morning.
So that they will be solely responsible for the direction if they direct you enter gutter na their business. Lolzz

But sometimes your rating go dey shaky because body too dey pepper some riders.

I had one experience when I started, I got this early morning airport request at Simeon akiolu, Oniru estate.

I was turning the whole estate looking for the main gate as described by the woman because they open the main gate by 6.
The woman end up carrying her kaya with her head to come and meet me at the second gate.

I started trip boom airport, my first time of going to airport from the island.
I wasn't familiar with the map then but I tried to follow the map until the woman said I should concentrate on my driving while she will interpret the map.
At every turn she will tell me to slow down so she can read the map well so we don't miss road.
At a point after iyana oworo she shouted (you know that panick shout) at me to slow down, I had to even halt in the middle of the express so she would be able to tell whether to go straight or follow gbagada apapa expressway. Chaii, it was not fuuny that day.
The woman almost cried, the next thing she exclaimed 'what type of life is this' did I commit any crime to book a cab?
I became more confused.

At the end of the trip she gave me one of the shawarma she bought, I thanked her.
I drove straight to Ajao estate and parked under one big shield, only for me to notice that later my account have been blocked as I was devouring the shawama I was just recounting the whole episode at the same time feeling pity the my victim.

I later mustered up courage and went to Taxify office they read the note the woman wrote them.
She even ended it with na waa for Taxify ooo.

I simply told them the woman insists I should drive so she will direct me.
After everything they unblocked me, [/b]so after then if I get request in the island I will tell the rider am not to familiar with island routes. If it's on the mainland I will tell the rider I work mainly on the island.[b]

And give the person the condition that I can only complete the trip if he or she can direct me.
And funny enough it worked, story plenty ooo, we go dey alright las las.

The lines i use till i sabi all lagos route.

Work don dey normal again o. Guys make the cash

So one can drive taxify with expired drivers license, and car documents...
Just met one driver, he said uber block his account cos of expired DL. So he is running only taxify.
That taxify is not organized na....

ifyeez:
Please respect ur self and stop posting ur Siena on these thread, this is not the thread for car sales, so kindly respect ur self as we are not interested.
If you have Corolla for 900k bring it, that's what we're interested on

lol

Just arrived, lagos cleared.
Full options.
N3m
Slightly negotiable.
Call or whatsapp 080 65240490

Oluwabengz:
The best FUEL station to buy fuel from is still Bovas

Hayden for me.
I know few branches.... ilupeju, alapere, before ikeja along, vgc and ebutte metta

MRS ojota dis this to me but it was like 10pm so i was too weak to even cause troubles. Asked dem to sell 3k fuel so i can take ealry morning trips with it before getting from my favorite station d next day.
The guy input 3k normal, on the way while i was not looking then the other guy pressed the cheat button and it stopped.
I was surprised how quick! I wasn't sure so i just drove to one end and was looking at the meter from afar. Someone came to buy again and as soon as they try to input it, last sale showed 2450..... wow.
I just drove home. Next day i went there to ask for their manager and they were just doing me turn turn, that he is not on sit. Since den i dey shine my eyes

Niiade:


What he would have done is sell to someone maybe he or she brought 1000 or 700 then he won't start afresh he will continue from there and sell to you or option two they have tried that very well with me.

When they ask you how much and they input the figure, they start selling ensure you ain't looking and press a particular button that shows how much you wanted to buy and you would assume he has finished selling the fuel to you.

The last attendent to try it, I didn't even check I waited for him, there is a button that looks like X some it's like a circle with X, I wanted to buy 6K fuel, he sold up to 4575 and pressed the button to show 6k. I told him to press the button to show last sales and I must see it, when he pressed it I saw 4575, told him to call his manager he kept claiming nothing was wrong, then he knew I understood and he started begging and it was a pos transaction and I had receipt of what I paid for since he refused to call his manager told him to fill up my tank or I will wait for the manager. He filled up my tank and it was extra 5k fuel. Never went back to that station again.

brogxy:

It was an o-ring that was replaced then on the steering pump.

that's true.... good reminder thanks