₦airaland Forum

pocohantas:
The "yes, I owe you...your father", what is the insult for? That statement shouldn't be that hard to decipher. It isn't rocket science.

It is not him forcing her to forfeit her balance, but it definitely doesn't come from a good place.

Looool....
Yes i owe you was pronounced.
"Your father" was just silent in my mind, did you people not see it in bracket?...
Na wa

xana101:
once u noticed the price is not moving. Just restart ur phone immediately. It worked for me. I was close to riders destination. Checked price. Still showing N500. Immediately I restarted d phone. At d end of d trip I ended and saw N1,200. From yaba to gbagada.

ok i will try this
Typically when i notice, i just announce to rider the meter has stopped working at say N800 oo.
The story always end well...

franksam2009:
all I see here is rudeness, stupidity and senselessness.
She was been nice from the beginning, but you are too aggressive and pouring out your frustration at her.
And Neva force someone to dash you his/her change, u are supposed to hv change with you (that's y riders prefer bank transfer cos drivers like you feels dey are entitled to people's change)

Babe that was saying you owe me 200 with a smile on her face and walked away. If u use ur discretion, what does it mean to you? Is it that you didn't comprehend the whole stuffs you read? Or you just wanna cuss.
Wo me no get time for ur little troubles mbok

pope191:
Rider gave me 4k, I jejely took it and allow Uche to keep is 75 naira.

One rider provoke me this night, don't know why women think they have monopoly over manipulation. Jejely going home when this request beep, drove down to pick up point and spend close to 17mins, she was going to an hotel that is 3.7km from pick up point.

Me: Do you know the hotel ma
Rider: use your app
Me: this app is not correct, I know the hotel and if I go by the map on the app it's a wrong direction
Rider: oga use the app oo (with harsh voice)

I ignore her and drove to the hotel irrespective of the argument, end trip @ 700

Rider: Give me ur acct
Me: I don't take transfer
Rider: hia! U r the one that doesn't take transfer
Forth and back
Me: you will have to wait till I receive alert (She claimed sent)

Still waiting for the alert , when she's tired of waiting, she have to seek for 1k from the person she came to meet.

Rider: change
Me: I don't have change, give me ur account let me transfer 300 naira to u
Rider: OK, just keep it and send 1k when the transfer drop
Me: OK

Worst she will get 950 naira back, if the transfer drops, won't spend kobo of my money on her

The remaining N2 naira 50kobo nko

Today just dey one kind. Uber just be giving me long trips, i couldn't even do 10 out of the 15.
Did 6. And to add salt to injury dey are all cards.
No cash to top fuel. Did 2 taxify cash. Riders did transfer... No ATM card.

Woh na to do GTB cashless withdrawal, buy fuel and go home

Gentlelife50:
I have been waiting for this woman for more than 20 minutes, she said she won't take time when I ask her.
It's been more than 20 minutes I hope she never do me saka.

last night i went to ipaja, baruwa. I wanted a trip to ikeja GRA. declined 2 egbeda trips.
GRA trip finally entered.
Rider was like bros dont be in a hurry to come, take ur time... gimme10mins i will be ready.
Me : ok. I will leave here to pick you after 10mins.
1km to pick up.
17 mins later, called rider; are you still going, should i start coming?
Rider: yes o.
Got there rider wasted another 13 mins. Paid waiting was around 8mins.
I just vex cancelled.
Drove away....
5 mins later, trying to go thru d jagajaga road back.
Rider called
Me: i hve cancelled d request since you refused to come out. Take another ride
Rider: oh no, oh God.
Typically when i get pissed i go offline, but i didn't

Request entered again, same yeye girl.
Rider: oga please i hav done it again, if you are around com and pick me pls.

Me: i hope you are ready this time..

Rider; i am standing outside pls.
Rider was like i was looking for something thats why, i am sorry...
Me: next time pls make sure it's only ur shoes u need to put on before requesting. I waited, and came back cos this is a remote area.

Got to destination, change na 200.
Madam i dont have change...
Rider; ehn u owe me 200
Me: yes i owe you (your father)

Long time no surge

Maax23:
Did anyone notice that Taxify is back with dynamic pricing.

went online today and noticed. Did 3 trips chop 11600. Went offline, sleep

Maax23:
There is nothing, U can do about it. It's either you quit or adapt to the new policy. As for me, I have stop going to some unprofitable places and reduce trips or 500, 600, 700, 800,900. Waste of fuel my brother, no profit.

sure there is.
Someone has posted the solution up there. I dont do taxify. But if i do, all my time spent on traffic and distance will count. Even more.
Here are pix of fixed price of 1200 and 1800 rides. Of course i used my rider app to check before moving. Apply the solution and beat it. Cheers

jesusson2020:
20k weekly saving is a sure thing.

I have offline client that use me on Monday and Saturday. So no Uber for that 2days.

If I should tell you I save more than 30k this week, you will start crying.

Oluwa is involve, I'm unstoppable.

you work 7 days a week. You no get rest days? Weldone, keep grinding, sky is ur limits

Cooladex:
Isn't uber just too wonderful? I dunno hear they came about 1,100 toll for a trip of local airport to Lekki 11.

I only paid 300( lekki_ikoyi)

it fixed airport car park and toll fare.

And i decided to do taxify today and see. i did 3. abule egba, festac and Maryland. all the fixed price thing just dey make laugh though no traffic so i was cool.

But i found a way to beat the fixed price thing from a driver i met at festac. he said its not working for him, but it working for others. so i tried it on my way to Maryland it worked.

i am sure most of us already know it, if you dont i will tell you. or should i spill it here? taxify people can read it and counter it ooo


uber is best joo

BAZ001:
Pls I'm in lekki phase 1
Where can I watch ball plssss.
Destination no gree carry me go house.
Want to relax and watch ball no disturbance

folixx, bay lounge

Xneg:
Can't wait for this to happen in Nigeria.

uber have guts. bolt dem be coward and only interested in making money

pope191:
Yesterday I worked like jacko, made 17k, but mostly on card... I don't understand today, only 2 short trips since, I've been inside unilag for 2:30 mins, accepted a trip inbtw going to island, but rider cancel due to bad network communication glitch.


I need watch today's match

And DSTV no go show am. you want to stream it live or you have startimes ni?

Are requests back to normal? someone pls confirm....
yesterday i did 5 back to back, awaiting trips on uber... just like a weekend. today i have done 3.

shollywendy1:
Riders with fake life sha!.
Got to a pick up point around ologolo inside . After driving in through the dirty flooded street and was asked to drive in to the compound. Tbought it was even airport trip. I drove in.
Next thing rider showed up .
Rider: why is your tyres dirty like this? I cant enter this car like this oo oga
Me: the road to your house was flooded with dirty water thats why.
Rider: i can still manage to sit inside d car.
Me: i no talk again since u are ok with inside cleanliness.
Next thing i saw aboki brought water.
Aboki: oga say make i give u the bucket of water to wash your tyre in the compound before him come down again.
Me:wont the tyres be dirty again after driving through the same dirty flood out of his street? start my engine, put my car on reverse
Rider: do u think u can leave me here and just drive out. Drive out let me be watching then.
Cancel the trip here in my presence before i ask aboki to open d gate 4 u else....
Me: else what? Reason why i have to be sure im out of your premises before i cancel it because i dont trust u anymore. This request on my App got me covered. Reason why im in your compound. If i have cancelled it and still remain in ur compound. The way u were sounding on the phone b4 my arrival shows what i should expect from u on my arrrival.
The next thing i screenshot the request incase...
He later opened d gate then i cancelled immediately.
Stands to be corrected. If im wrong.

wahala dey o. Abeg share his name make we know am

slamstanlee:
Offline. Ikeja to Agbara estate.
who dey?

11am

Sakamanjeh99:
Tym please...
I dey !!
08163609485 !!

wait for a call

Offline. Ikeja to Agbara estate.
who dey?

shollywendy1:
To pay tithe from the 6500. Share bottle each for Gazzuzz, oluwaseunla, dovehorizon,carshopper,chillex8, gentlelife50,epphy,izzou,pope191, deedee44 , brogxy , damilola,eherbal, blackylola,etc becus it takes only God's Grace dis days to get such trip

abi o. me wey my uncle wedding na 2moro and i need more cash...
the thing end for 8k sha

rider borrow me 500 to pay toll coming back to island cos i no get cash and she no collect her money back again

transfered 5500, 3 hours later transferred 3000. total 9000 uber take their tiny 3% about 200, then add up that awoof 100 join, everywhere just stew

from inside her estate i got a trip to the mainland, yaba. then another to mushin. i just off app go house

sharpk007:
after 30 mins change d destination to anoda place wit dat U have anoda 1hr extra b4 dey terminate, after dat change again to anoda place...

u can be on a trip for 200 hours on UBer with dat trick, it worked for me and still working

i am currently on such trip like this, 6500 and still counting. ikoyi/ikoyi link bridge is messed up with traffic today mehn....

please mention any 24 hours petrol station you know.
mine: Enyo ikate, formerly mobil

dru23:
If you going to go on strike, you will let me know. So that you can come and park my car for me .. .. If any of my drivers want go on strike, I will tell to come and park my car ... you can strike on your own time... plus I have tracking system that I check every now and than .. If I see that the car is sitting too long in one position, na to call driver, funny enough yesterday it happen to one of my cars .. The driver was at the same spot for hours.. So I called the driver, that how far why are u still at so and so place for hours without moving.. The driver stated that she has moved from that place long time ago .. So it was the tracking network that had issues.. We had to call the company to look into it

see monitoring lol. i can't. sometimes i go to site for 4 days. make money work uber 2days pay my car rent. e no concern partner wether i park or not. except car has fault and under repair den we do plus n minus...

possible or not?

chucsmoore:
Mumu drivers wey no get sense. I will send U d info shortly and other interested parties. Got ur emails. Fat Earnings is surest way to keep soaring higher in this business and we are unstoppable.

na here too mbok... stanleyslammartins@gmail.com

Sometimes i will just sit down and wish Taxify/bolt goes bankrupt. Then uber revert the removed 40%. Daily surge comes back. 2004 cars and above. Then everyone is happy....

chucsmoore:
9 trips for U while my own nah 11trips, infact I had to do extra 5trips to meet up with d bonus, it ain't fair, but I accepted d challenge

i was so lucky today... no flash request

izzou:
His next would probably be 11

once its ridiculously high i dont do. i just mixed both app till i close

Na so so Muslim guys i dey carry today.... i come dey wonder if dem no fast.
Meanwhile this ticket remain some minutes to enter

Bobbyunitedfc:
Play station 2 needed guys...with games and memory card ...it's urgent abeg

i am one mini and one big size from no games n memory. fresh

darmilolah:
Earnings Breakdown
14-16hours online
Gross Earnings: 12,000
Uber commission 25% of 12, 000 = 3000
Taxify commission 15% of 12,000 = 1800

Less fuel of 2500-3000

Let's work with lowest if 2500

Therefore;
Uber Net Earnings = 6,500
Taxify Net Earnings = 7,700

Less Rental
35,000 ÷ 7 = 5000 (Daily)
30,000 ÷ 7 = 4;285.7 (Daily)

Less work with lowest again;

Uber Net Earnings = 6,500 - 4, 285.7 = 2, 214.3
Taxify Net Earnings = 7,700- 4, 285.7 = 3414.7


Feeding ( Each meal) 300 using Jesusson figure.

Morning 300
Evening 300
Total feeding 600

Uber Net = 2, 214.3 - 600 = 1, 614.3
Taxify Met = 3,414.7 - 600 = 2,814.7

Card (200)

Uber : 1,614.3 - 200 = 1,413.3
Taxify : 2,814.7 - 200 = 2,614.7

Net Profit of 14-16 hours on Uber & Taxify

UBER : 1,413.3
TAXIFY : 2, 614.7

The question now is, is it worth it to work for 14-16hrs to go home with 1,413.3 Or 2,614 at the end of the stressful long day.

you didn’t add data subscription... minimum of 1200 weekly