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slap1: Stingy Viewer.

I didn't write Viewer, I wrote v0yeur. Even goal.com and dailymail writes it without sensoring. Don't limit people's vocabulary, Nairaland.

SwTonia: Na wan aboki 4 ma area surprise me, he cums 2 ma backyard nd do d self service tin til dat akamu go comot.i watch d whole show sha bt e no funny oh.

Stingy Viewer.

If your 7.5GB refuses to browse, send RESET to 131. Thank me later.

SlyIg: It has refused to work out for me bros. Abeg, make you transfer am to my number na. Abeg.08142555678. Thanks.

This is not an MTN number, it won't go. PM him (or me) an MTN line, if your lucky, you get it. I have up to 6GB.

SlyIg: It has refused to work out for me bros. Abeg, make you transfer am to my number na. Abeg.08142555678. Thanks.

This is not an MTN number, it won't go. PM him (or me) an MTN line, if your lucky, you get it.

I don't even have anything with them until few days ago: Ogugua banned me from the Celebrity Section for being a "tribalist", when I was only being sarcastic. . .but I'm not worried again. I bought a catapault today, she go follow my street go work tomorrow.

RIP, man.

Lucky man. Ask Jonah in the bible, he got more than just a bite. See ya mouth!

Lucky man. Ask Jonah in the bible, he got more than just a bite.

Looks like your regular broke primary school teacher in Nigeria or a mortuary attendant.

NB:
It took three years for this post to make front page.

MORALE: YOUR DESTINY MAY BE DELAYED BUT NOT DENIED.

Lanrefahm: We are going to flood ur country with our youths den colonized u as u colonized us (not in a million years with that work just kidding). Buh u people are d 1 causing it since u dont want are country to grow we will go to urs dat ve already grow, is just like d saying if d tree did not go and meet adam adam will meet d tree

Habatically speaking. Your grammar has disrupted my YouTube video streaming.

The agent?

Show me your pet and I will tell you who you are.

Believe it or not, I got 7.5GB from MTN this evening, just as the 3 GB was about to expire. MTN, thank you ooo!

[quote author=St_Black]did UR "JEWISH" brother who opened the topic respect Wole Soyinka?...
...Achebe chihuahua i repeat, is a headless "father of african literature" with ONLY a hat.
(not until ur nwanne apologize)[/quote]OK, bro. Enjoy yourself.

Denrele for president, Terry-G for vice-president. Shebi na democrazy we dey?

[quote author=St_Black]lol @ bolded
a proverb goes:

"He who has a head no hat".

WS has a head (by the world) for winning the Nobel laurel , hence he needs no title of "father of african literature".

..but Achebe is the headless one here. ...his kinsmen gave him d hat of "father of african literature" (not d world) ...
no wonder he wrote books till death.....
...kept searching for his head inside his hat. [/quote]Your post is disrespectful of Achebe. You owe him no obligation, clearly, but at least you should respect his age.

Now, there is a hemp-smoking tout in my area who is literally out of his mind, his uncle knows someone in the army, and the guy is simply going to walk into the Nigerian Army as a soldier. What kind of soldier is he going to be?

Hei! Chineke m e! What kind of people do we have as policemen in this country? Who recruits these bastar.ds? Dear God, just take care of the little girl. AMEN!

If I know Irete people, there must be a reppraisal attack. I wish this happened in Aba, both the Fulani and their cow-siblings would be history!
And, who rears cows with an AK47?

A girl once sent me a text, "I wish you're a chocolate. You'll taste good". Another girl asked, "Please, are you a hom.osexual?"

It could mean several things. Personally, I wouldn't really want that. It proves nothing. I don't want to 'see' the love, I want to feel it.

Something must kill a man.