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Nairaland General › Re: Nigerian Men And Urinating Outside by slap1(m): 2:41pm On Aug 14, 2013

IT'S CALLED FREEDOM OF PISS.

Romance › Re: Things Every Man Should Learn To Do by slap1(m): 2:36pm On Aug 14, 2013

Learn how to cook. I think girls love it!

Family › Re: 20 Things Women Should Never Do! by slap1(m): 2:29pm On Aug 14, 2013

Do not go out with a man, eat nkwobi, isi ewu, shawarma, ice cream, etc, and when he takes you home, you tell him you're seeing your periodic table. It's wickedness!

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TV/Movies › Re: Beverly Osu Has Never Been Nominated For Eviction by slap1(m): 2:25pm On Aug 14, 2013

Por.n is a lucrative industry.

Career › Re: AIT Workers' Salaries Not Paid For Eight Months? (An Appeal To Raymond Dokpesi) by slap1(m): 10:31am On Aug 14, 2013

Even Abia state's governor T. A ORJI is not as heartless as this! He can owe workers' salaries for up to 5 or 6 months, at most.

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Field Commanders Killed, 6 Arrested by slap1(m): 10:02am On Aug 14, 2013

So, how did the JTF know the guys are ''notorious'' (which implies that they are not average Bokoists)? Finally, it would be awesome if JTF shut up and get on with their job. The habit of running to the media with the news of any dead Bokoist is becoming annoying.

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Education › Re: Drama In Edo: Teacher Cant Read Her Document by slap1(m): 9:55am On Aug 14, 2013

datChelseaBoy: I won't be drawn to believe that she could not read out something as simple as an affidavit. I concur with those who said that fright might have taken the better part of her.

Maybe. But they said she couldn't read ANYTHING. If she has an NCE or a B. Ed, then she must have done her teaching practice once, at least.
Finally, sh!tt happens.

Politics › Re: Fani-kayode’s Ex-mistress, Chioma Anasoh In Distress Say: I Was Used And Dumped by slap1(m): 6:41am On Aug 14, 2013*

Can I see the picture of the tattoo on her buttocks?

However, it's a pity that people are quickly tribalizing the story. I mean, this happens in all big cities of the world. In Abuja, guys run after rich nymph0maniacs and sugar-mummies, girls service their ogas and rich alhajis. IT'S CALLED HUSTLING! It doesn't make it right, I know, but people should not always judge others because, given the chance, we may do worse!

Crime › Re: 14-year-old Schoolboy Sexually Assaulted Teacher In Locked Classroom by slap1(m): 9:43pm On Aug 13, 2013

Odikwa very risky!

Science/Technology › Re: Blue-eyed Boy Can Read And See In The Dark by slap1(m): 9:21pm On Aug 13, 2013

END TIME, ANYONE?

Education › Re: FG Can't Meet With ASUU Demands - Okonjo-Iweala by slap1(m): 6:56pm On Aug 13, 2013*

FG can't meet demands + ASUU won't shift grounds = 2014.

I've said it before, the best thing is for progressive-minded states to withdraw their schools from ASUU.

By the way, did a certain GEJ not ORDER the Ministry of Education to meet ASUU's demands? SO, WHO'S DISOBEYING A PRESIDENTIAL ORDER, ABI WHO IS TRYING TO FOOL NIGERIANS?

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Literature › Re: Call Center Crazies by slap1(m): 4:04pm On Aug 13, 2013

Interesting piece.

Family › Re: How Do I Kill This Appetite Without Commiting Adultery Or Sin? by slap1(m): 3:36pm On Aug 13, 2013

I feel your pains, lady, and I'm happy that you have ruled out adultery. Ok.

Visit: zeevirtualmedia.com. They deliver various se.x toys discreetly, if you want it that way, and they can even help your husband's libido with viagra or any other drug. Goodluck.

Family › Re: How Do I Kill This Appetite Without Commiting Adultery Or Sin? by slap1(m): 3:30pm On Aug 13, 2013

I feel your pains, lady, and I'm happy that you have ruled out adultery. Ok.

Visit: zeevirtualmedia.com. They deliver the various se.x toys secretly, if you want, and they can even help your husband's libido. Goodluck.

Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar As A Young Custom Officer by slap1(m): 2:55pm On Aug 13, 2013

Money changes bones to flesh.

Education › Re: ASUU Strike Ends Soon by slap1(m): 2:38am On Aug 13, 2013

Boko Haram menace will soon stop, and they are busy wasting lives on per second billing.
ASUU strike will soon end, and days and weeks are slowly turning to months.

Nairaland General › Re: ASUU Has Failed Nigerians’ by slap1(m): 1:17am On Aug 13, 2013

About time someone told them the truth. How many times would they go on strike for the same 2009 agreement? It seem that some ASUU officials take bribe and call off the strike when the issue are not yet fully addressed.

Health › Re: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by slap1(m): 1:06am On Aug 13, 2013

SugaryBelle: oloshi,unto monkey dey work baboon dey chop.lol

Chop wetin?

Crime › Re: Man Burnt To Death For Impregnating Mother, Daughter by slap1(m): 12:32pm On Aug 12, 2013

Did he rrape them? If not, the guy is an ediot.

Nairaland General › Re: GOODBYE Nairaland. It Has Been A Great Ride by slap1(m): 11:24am On Aug 12, 2013

Tpiah. I'd like to meet this lady/man.

Phone/Internet Market › Re: How To Get Free 5GB On Your MTN Line Within 2mins by slap1(m): 9:50am On Aug 12, 2013

SlyIg: I've just received a message that i've been added to your data bundle beneficiary list. Does it mean i can't receive it pls?

Not exactly. I guess I'm not permitted to transfer data for now, but I'll keep trying. Thanks.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Norwegian Prime Minister Works As A Taxi Driver by slap1(m): 9:46am On Aug 12, 2013

Naija politicians may try it, if only they can disguise their legendary pot-belly.

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Crime › Re: Eight Arrested For Killing Elephant In Ogun by slap1(m): 9:36am On Aug 12, 2013

Elephants for Sallah. (short story on my mind)

Nairaland General › Re: Chaos On Ore-benin Road Over The Death Of A Footballer by slap1(m): 9:31am On Aug 12, 2013

Obviously a Chelsea fan. RIP, Abu Mikel Hernandez.

Politics › Re: Okah Hides Sim In Pant; Smuggles Phone Into Cell by slap1(m): 9:28am On Aug 12, 2013

Michael Scofield.

Phone/Internet Market › Re: How To Get Free 5GB On Your MTN Line Within 2mins by slap1(m): 9:16am On Aug 12, 2013

SlyIg: Its an MTN please. Just try first and don't mind the number, its a new number from MTN. Thank you

I tried, it didn't go. They only added the number to my list but refused the data transfer.

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Student Murdered In Cyprus by slap1(m): 9:08am On Aug 12, 2013

RIP, brother.

I'm not holy, but I try to avoid certain things and places.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Donnie Mcclurkin Removed From MLK Concert Over 'ex-gay' Claims by slap1(m): 7:31am On Aug 12, 2013

Poor Donnie. It's now a crime to testify to God's power to save? Oddly enough, some gays may be allowed to the concert. Very unwise decision.

Politics › Re: Gabriel Suswam Before Becoming Governor Of Benue State by slap1(m): 7:13am On Aug 12, 2013

jaybossYBNL: his mother was a hard working woman, may her soul rest in peace, some of u dont even know your leaders, u just comment any how when u see's a post about someone, y r u guys insulting him if i may ask

My brother, good morning. People are trying to have fun in a country filled with bad news and so much hatred. So far, Governor Suswam has been one of the good guys for me. PERSONALLY, I LIKE HIM AND RESPECT WHAT HE HAS ACHIEVED AT HIS AGE . . .don't take these things seriously, ok?

Nairaland General › Re: GOODBYE Nairaland. It Has Been A Great Ride by slap1(m): 6:58am On Aug 12, 2013*

Viewing this topic: lagerwhenindoubt

I caught him, serious!

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