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[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...True true…actually I heard that only rich people french kiss in Nigeria..is this true? [/quote]Nice tips, Corky Joe. Longest time, bro!

My own is kinda different. The girls I love are scared that I may be a player. . .and I don't even have Puma boots. She said I always have girls around me and simply said, "I really love you, but I can't handle you!" I was gutted.

But now, I have cultivated self-love and have a few lovely friends of the opposite sex. I am happy.

It happens to us all. Makes you lose appetite, among other things.

Motion without movement.

Who get time?

170? That means they have been enjoying low unemployment rate all these while! Do they know how many thousand unemployed professional teachers there are?

Don Demu: Sai BUHARI

Chai BUHARI.

Shameless kleptomanic kinsmen! Was he looting on behalf of the federal government? Bloodline of ndi aka ntutu! Openly supporting a thief because of money!

Hey dey rub groundnut oil for head?

They may even have factions before 2015. Association of Pathetic Criminals.

Must ASUU cease every chance it gets before a microphone to inform us that the strike won't be off? It wants to continue with the strike? Very well. Shut up and get on with it! Rubbish!

The legendary Soyinka summarized Patrick's blabbings with a most accurate word: Stillborn! Dead on arrival!

APC, Ayatollah People's Congress. . .dead on arrival?

Sexkillz make we go check our own o, I know say you no go pass. The time you go use read, you use am dey ban ban people.

Wild animals fit pack into her hair use am do mini jungle.

Nothing is impossible these days, by God or by the agents of satan.

You are also ripe for HIV.

Chinua Achebe said it's leadership, Ayo said it's because we don't fear God. To each, their own. The truth is that Nigeria is on a long thing.

asha 80: slap1 guy off topic.....remember our discussion on ihedioha and mbaise...you said 60 percent of road infrastructure are being done by him...are the roads quality?are they wide spread in mbaise land?i called someone and he confirmed the same thing for me.

Nwanne, the roads are spreading across, Mbaise is a big place so it would take time, and Emeka is not yet the governor, but he is definitely working; unlike Independence Ogunewe who went to fight at the national assembly. Udo.

kelexray: Na wa for we d masses oo,we even hv d gosh to beat a police man,no respect for d force anymore,o farher lord take control

Have you not heard that respect is reciprocal? The police don't respect the masses, what do you expect?

Onyeka Nwelue is a young, fortunate writer. However this 'article' is very childish, acutely subjective and embarrassingly pretentious.

Even so, writers, at a point, become ambivalent about things they have written or said in the past (it happens to me). For Mr. Nwelue, this write-up may just be one he will remember with mixed feelings sometime in the future.

It's official: majority of Fulanis value cows more than human beings.

homesteady: ICC back off! Nigeria has competent courts to handle the case!

Supported. The court that set Ibori and Al-Mustapha free is more than competent to handle Boko Haram.

This is quite sad, although the story in incomplete.
What's the motive? Rap€? Robbery?

I hear you! He was drunk but sober enough to run away after shooting, huh?

There is no mention or indication in the story of the strike being called-off, so why the misleading title?