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Politics › Re: ASUU Calls For Wike's Removal Over Involvement In Rivers Crisis by slap1(m): 7:57am On Aug 01, 2013
Nyeso Wike showed insensitivity by getting deeply involved with Rivers crisis while neglecting ASUU strike, which is his official duty. Now, ASUU is showing imb.ecility by appearing to add Nyeso's removal to their contentious 2009 agreement. They should call-off the damn strike!
Politics › Re: Soludo Officially Joins APGA! by slap1(m): 7:48am On Aug 01, 2013
The people of Anambra should give a proven intellectual the chance to lead them. I'm from Imo State, but I go with Soludo! Anambra ga adi ka Dubai!
Politics › Re: Islamic Law Sanctions Marriage Based On Maturity Not Age – Ahmad Sani by slap1(m): 7:42am On Aug 01, 2013
Another Muslim senator will appear with a different version of the fact. . . How many versions of the Koran do you guys have?
Politics › Re: WHAT IS THIS? Man & Female Assistant Jailed 24 Years For Stealing Mosquito Nets by slap1(m): 7:35am On Aug 01, 2013
What is wrong with Delta State and outrageous verdicts? People keep getting years for 'small' crimes, while the Chief-of-Thieves, James Ibori was declared innocent?
Politics › Re: Kano Blast: My Brother In NYSC Is 38th Of 50 Corpses I Counted – Witness by slap1(m): 7:29am On Aug 01, 2013
How horrible it must be for him. . . One Nigeria my nyash!
Politics › Re: Niger Govt Wades Into Case Of Girl Converted To Islam by slap1(m): 7:22am On Aug 01, 2013
Mehn! Pastor's daughter converts to Islam? What have they done to this girl? The family should bring her back to the east at all cost, I'm sure she can be handled and rearranged.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Slaughters 8 In Borno by slap1(m): 7:19am On Aug 01, 2013
From the look of things, the potential capture/death of Shekau will not necessarily mean the end of Boko Haram. It's unfortunate, but this war may never totally end.
Career › Re: Promising Careers And Professions Emerging In Africa by slap1(m): 5:50pm On Jul 31, 2013
OCTAVO: How do you manage to post on the first page of every thread on front page?
Are you building your career here on Nairaland? cheesy
You under estimate the technology of his Plantain Iceland. He gets notifications the moment any post is made!
Sports › Re: Vincent Enyeama Will Be Lille's First-choice Keeper For 2013/2014 Season by slap1(m): 5:38pm On Jul 31, 2013
Good move for him. Better late than never. Unfortunately, Lille is no longer the club it was 3-4 years ago.
Crime › Re: Armed Militia Kill Five In Taraba by slap1(m): 2:40pm On Jul 31, 2013
Olanight: I have nofin 2 say....jes shoutin halleluya I enta 1st page datz all
We're talking dead peeps here, man! Grow up for a second, you'll like it.

RIP.
Politics › Re: 34 Senators Tabled No Bills In Two Years by slap1(m): 2:16pm On Jul 31, 2013
asha 80: nope but my mom is from there...have not been there in round 5 yrs though.i have actually heard about the mbaise ring road project and others he embarked on but i felt it was just usual noise.
No. More like noise in action. My mum is from Mbaise, too. I'm from Atta, Ikeduru L. G. A.
Politics › Re: 34 Senators Tabled No Bills In Two Years by slap1(m): 1:57pm On Jul 31, 2013
asha 80: ihedioha?what has he given back just curious?
Are you from Mbaise? If yes, when last did you visit? Ihedioha is responsible for at least 60 percent of the new roads that are currently being built in Mbaise. From Ife, Ezinihitte; to Aboh and Chokoneze. You can inquire from those at home. The boy done good.
Education › Re: 124 Almajiri Model Schools Begin Activities By Sept by slap1(m): 1:39pm On Jul 31, 2013
I hope they are not secretly radicalized. I don't totally support this move. Who will be the administrators and teachers? Muslims, right? Is there a way of ensuring that the administrators are not Boko-Haramically oriented?
Politics › Re: 34 Senators Tabled No Bills In Two Years by slap1(m): 1:30pm On Jul 31, 2013
Demoladoc: The funny thing is that most of them will be RE-ELECTED next election.

Why do people keep voting for themhuhhuh??
Some of them rig their way back, others give back to their constituencies, like EMEKA IHEDIOHA (IMO STATE GOVERNOR, 2015), while others go there to bark and show-off, without making meaningful impact back home. Patrick Obaghiagbon was popular and 'active' in there, littering the chamber with Latinized, jaw-breaking, head-shaking, retina-weakening English. During elections, his people voted him out. Grammar doesn't fix roads or give scholarships.
Politics › Re: 34 Senators Tabled No Bills In Two Years by slap1(m): 1:02pm On Jul 31, 2013
Senator Nkechi Nwogu represents Abia Central and her name isn't there, but I tell you, that woman is just like T. A. Orji, she has done almost nothing for Abia Central.

So, she simply can't be one of the good guys by simply sponsoring one or two weak bills!
Politics › Re: 34 Senators Tabled No Bills In Two Years by slap1(m): 12:53pm On Jul 31, 2013
What they give back to the people who voted them should speak for them, not sponsoring bills that are mostly irrelevant and selfish.

Someone sponsored the gay bill, right? The bill for the creation of the Office of the First Lady was also sponsored by someone. So, sponsoring bills is not really a good barometer for measuring senatorial achievement.
Politics › Re: Implement ASUU's Demands - President Jonathan by slap1(m): 10:09am On Jul 31, 2013
For the first time, I gotta say, "Thanks, GEJ! God bless you".
Politics › Re: SHAMEFUL: Policeman Followed Me To The ATM by slap1(m): 7:36am On Jul 31, 2013
Did you attempt to get the name on his uniform?

Thank God for your life. To those people asking him to form James Bond, what if he was shot in the process and accused of being an armed robber or something else? You would still have blamed him! OP, bro, thank God for ya head o!
Career › Re: Learn How To Use Excel Spreadsheets For Beginners by slap1(m): 4:58pm On Jul 30, 2013
hal9000: It basically involves using formulas. Assuming you want Excel to calculate (10 x 2) for you, just type 10 in cell A1, 2 in cell B1, then in cell C1 type '=A1*B1' (without the inverted commas) and press 'enter'. 20 will appear there. If you copy the formula in C1 and paste it down C2, C3, C4,..., it will automatically calculate whatever is in (A2, A3...) x whatever is in (B2, B3,...). Same with addition (+), subtraction (-), and division (/) formulae.

Of course it gets a little more complicated as you go deeper, so maybe if you explain a little more what and what you need on the payroll, i can help you design it. But, hey, hope you not doing this for some company with some weight? Cos if you are, then i might have to charge you a few quids. angry wink
Haha. Not yet, bro! I just need a refreshment lesson on it, in case. . . Thanks!
Sports › Re: What Do You Know About Football?! by slap1(m): 4:20pm On Jul 30, 2013
Flygeriansteve: Manchester united is to Manchester city what FC Porto is to?
Benfica.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Did Pope Francis Really Mean By "Who Am I To Judge Gay People"? by slap1(m): 1:39pm On Jul 30, 2013
trolling: Pedophilia, Homosexuality, Mafioso, Masonry, Punography, Money Laundery,, Jesuit, Occultism, Pagan worship are perpetuated by the Vatican, the Pope also had a hand in assassination of J F Kennedy... Mystery Babylon mother of all Harlots(Protestants)
You are really living up to your username, aren't you?
Christianity Etc › Re: What Did Pope Francis Really Mean By "Who Am I To Judge Gay People"? by slap1(m): 1:36pm On Jul 30, 2013
He means he does not condemn homosexuality, because you judge first, before you condemn.
Literature › Re: What's The Title Of The Book You're Currently Reading. by slap1(m): 7:53am On Jul 30, 2013
White Teeth, by ZADIE SMITH.
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Politics › Re: 3 Weeks Of Uninterrupted Electricity In Anambra by slap1(m): 7:13am On Jul 30, 2013
[quote author=code_0]THE ILLUMATI PUT THE SOUL MICROCHIP IN OUR LAPTOP MOUSE PAD TO BE SUCKING OUR BLOOD FOR OBAMA. WE CAN NEVER USE ANOTHER OBJECT TO MOVE THE MOUSE AROUND THE SCREEN. WHY? NOW OBAMA IS HAPPY. IT WILL NOT BE WELL WITH THEM. THE 77 SINGS WITH JOY. I HATE THEM TOO.[/quote]Isn't it too early? I thought it normally starts when the sun shines too much on your skull?
Celebrities › Re: Folorunsho Alakija Buys G-wagons For Her Sons by slap1(m):
Does she have single daughters?
Politics › Re: Nigerian Judge Caught On Tape Negotiating Bribe To Skew Justice In Gambia by slap1(m): 12:55pm On Jul 28, 2013
How are the mighty fallen! He went to a foreign country, made name for himself, and dashed everything away because of greed! Pity!
Crime › Re: Man Drowns While Escaping Police Arrest In Delta by slap1(m): 12:35pm On Jul 27, 2013
abishowzonyine: Thank u o my brother... ASUU went on strike, so effing what? Thats an excuse to do something silly? Let all our young men go stealing then and then blame it on ASUH mtchewwwe
I guess people don't know the meaning of maybe. Sad.
Politics › Re: Man Drowns While Evading Police Arrest In Delta by slap1(m): 11:39am On Jul 27, 2013
Ironically, both the police and army smoke Indian hemp regularly.
Politics › Re: Two Anambra Governorship Aspirants In A Auto Crash. by slap1(m): 11:33am On Jul 27, 2013
[quote author=Austine.E]Chine'du ndigbo na emela aye ifeoma!!! Jisinike na epele.[/quote]Nwanne, Igbo nke gi a kpukwa oku n'onu o!
Politics › Re: Army Surrounds Boko-Haram's Shekau In Borno Hills by slap1(m): 11:28am On Jul 27, 2013
Is it really that hard for JTF to shut up, do their job and talk when it's done? Must they notify the media about every step they take?
Crime › Re: Man Drowns While Escaping Police Arrest In Delta by slap1(m): 11:22am On Jul 27, 2013
RIP
ASUU-induced hustlings, maybe.

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