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Romance › Re: 4 Ways To Keep Social Media From Ruining Your Relationship by slap1(m): 5:12pm On Jan 04, 2016

sonofananimal:
anything online is fake!

Fake pictures

Fake smiley

Fake comments

Fake emotional words

Fake fake love

Just fake and fake.

That's why I stop online dating a long time ago and Facebook of a thing.

We will be acting Mr and Mrs lover boy and girl online while we are monsters offline.

WOMEN will be coming here and be FORMING miss independent, I'm not a gold DIGGERS while offline there are nothing but a leech

Be FORMING beauty on there dp with pictures which have been taken decade ago but offline there are as ugly as rat and fat as a pig

Oga you're not happy. What happened?

Romance › Re: 4 Ways To Keep Social Media From Ruining Your Relationship by slap1(m): 5:11pm On Jan 04, 2016

Maturity and knowing what one wants is very important.

Health › Re: Taraba Government Confirms Lassa Fever Outbreak by slap1(m): 11:17pm On Jan 03, 2016

madgoat:
Na wah oh... And plenty rats in my house

Buy plenty cats.

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Car Talk › Re: Help Make An Informed Decision. Toyota Highlander Or Hyundai Tucson by slap1(m): 11:00pm On Jan 03, 2016

jmaxjohn:
I know dat. Just stating dat it's d only worthy hyundai to buy

Haha. Sonata make sense too.

Car Talk › Re: Help Make An Informed Decision. Toyota Highlander Or Hyundai Tucson by slap1(m): 9:31pm On Jan 03, 2016

jmaxjohn:
D only hyundai I'll b willing to buy, ever, is d hyundai elantra

That's not an SUV.

Business › Re: Is Importing From China Better Than Buying From Lagos? by slap1(m): 9:30pm On Jan 03, 2016

whizqueen:
Normal shipping/7 days delivery is your best catch.

Express is usually double of normal shipping which raises your cost.

I don't even understand why someone would use express shipping unless it's super urgent or you're not much interested in profits. I'm not yet grounded in importation stuff, but I've never lost money. I make basically double my money or more.

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Car Talk › Re: Help Make An Informed Decision. Toyota Highlander Or Hyundai Tucson by slap1(m): 9:02pm On Jan 03, 2016

Buy a highlander. I'm wondering whether Tuscon is really an SUV. E no get balance. But Hyundai Santa Fe looks more appealing than highlander.

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Charged In Sophisticated Email Scam Is In Custody In Dallas by slap1(m): 8:16pm On Jan 03, 2016

Nwanne m nwoke. grin

Business › Re: What Business Can I Start With #10,000 by slap1(m): 8:15pm On Jan 03, 2016

10k is quite little. Maybe sell noodles and raw egg in your hostel?

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Romance › Re: Ladies Playing Hard To Get Makes U More Attractive by slap1(m): 8:05pm On Jan 03, 2016

Foreign Affairs › Re: Photos: Somali Military Executes Soldier By Firing Squad For Killing A Civilian by slap1(m): 8:00pm On Jan 03, 2016

We need something like this in Nigeria...

Christianity Etc › Re: Photos From The Unveiling Of Jesus Statue In Imo State by slap1(m): 7:50pm On Jan 03, 2016

Career › Re: Pls My Friend Needs Advice. He Was Paid Half Salary. by slap1(m): 5:56pm On Jan 03, 2016

olac21:
Abi o!but can a federal worker get such a pay for realI mean 51,000....I doubt it esp for a level 8 worker.

Me too. And it's even in the ministry. A class teacher under the state ministry (Level 8. ) earns above that.

Career › Re: Pls My Friend Needs Advice. He Was Paid Half Salary. by slap1(m): 5:19pm On Jan 03, 2016

Even the full salary is poor for a federal worker with level 8. He should report to the finance department. Did he work for a full month?

Politics › Re: Can Somebody Please Enlighten Me On What I Stand To Gain From FG Subsidy Removal by slap1(m): 5:17pm On Jan 03, 2016

Simplymeah:
Interestin, so majority don't know what subsidy is about and dey rush 2 castigate govt. Dis guy askd a question and none of responses so far is close 2 d answer, smh 4 Nigeria

Your own is close to the answer abi? cheesy

Sports › Re: Ex-Enyimba Goalkeeper, Chinedu Agwu Dies by slap1(m): 5:09pm On Jan 03, 2016

Chai... May God console his family. One day, it will be my turn to die. Terrible thought, but I pray to be ready for my maker.

Family › Re: Wife's Infidelity; Please Advise. by slap1(m): 4:18pm On Jan 03, 2016*

I'm scared of getting married with these stories. Honestly. Even having a girlfriend is a big task. Which way, ladies?

Oga divorce her please. But it seem there's something wrong from your side because even her family seem to prefer the ex. How did you meet her? undecided

Did you 'buy' her love?

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Politics › Re: FG Officially Removes Subsidy - African Spotlight by slap1(m): 9:50am On Jan 03, 2016

Jeffboi:
Ok. Thank God I didn't travel

You for trek come back. grin

Christianity Etc › Re: HURIWA To Drag Mbaka To Vatican Over Prophesy On Buhari by slap1(m): 9:45am On Jan 03, 2016

I don't speak against prophesies, but it's not a secret that anyone in Buhari's position has people who want him dead. Even me wey no one sabi, someone somewhere will be happy to hear I'm dead, but that type of happiness will elude the person for a very long time. cheesy

Romance › Re: He Wants Me To Grace His Bed For My Fee by slap1(m): 8:39pm On Jan 02, 2016

doveda:
Maybe you need to read the BS you posted first

Why does he have to give you money?

Why does he need a reason other than her accommodation? It is called charity. She does not need to give something back for his money!

you also want to use the guy the same way he wants to use you.

Really, is that the BS you can come up with. People cannot give without expecting anything

By "why", I meant the relationship between them. Not everyone gives out money to strangers. You could still help out the lady.

Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious Photo: MTN Wan Use Me Pay Their Debts With NCC by slap1(m): 8:37pm On Jan 02, 2016

Oga pay your debt. grin

Romance › Re: He Wants Me To Grace His Bed For My Fee by slap1(m): 8:30pm On Jan 02, 2016

doveda:
Id.iot!

I was referring to giving her the money without asking for anything in return! He is not being a mugu but a charitable person.

Read my initial post you quoted and find out who the Idio-t is. Your reply was not related to it at all. Perhaps you wanted to quote another person.

Literature › Re: Breaking Loose (a Flash Fiction) by slap1(op): 8:22pm On Jan 02, 2016

^

Thanks

Romance › Re: He Wants Me To Grace His Bed For My Fee by slap1(m): 8:21pm On Jan 02, 2016

doveda:
Call it whatever you like

It is called charity.

Sleeping with her before giving her money is charity? Which school did you attend? undecided

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Romance › Re: He Wants Me To Grace His Bed For My Fee by slap1(m): 8:17pm On Jan 02, 2016

petiteee:
abi o slap1 , generous guy

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Business › Re: Brief Summary Of All My Business Encounters Last Year - I Take A Bow by slap1(m): 7:22pm On Jan 02, 2016

mrblayze:
Wasn't 35k. He's cleared this up before. Those were shipping and clearing charges. 35k was freight cost.

Oh, OK.

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Business › Re: Brief Summary Of All My Business Encounters Last Year - I Take A Bow by slap1(m): 7:13pm On Jan 02, 2016

Did the flash drives all cost #540 for the different capacities? @Ymodulus

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Business › Re: Brief Summary Of All My Business Encounters Last Year - I Take A Bow by slap1(m): 7:11pm On Jan 02, 2016

Following...the keke NAPEP for 35k is my major interest. grin

Celebrities › Re: Davido's Babymama Saga: Anti-child Trafficking Body Reacts by slap1(m): 4:54pm On Jan 02, 2016

Can't happen in Nigeria. Sorry.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Sugest Any PT Job Dt Could Fetch Me 50k In 2weeks..nid 2 Meet Deadline 4 Skufees by slap1(m): 12:26pm On Jan 02, 2016

People with masters degree can't even get 50k monthly job...

Politics › Re: Protest In Aba As Some Residents Show Support Of Gov. Ikpeazu by slap1(m): 12:24pm On Jan 02, 2016

Ngwa people, not some residents. I'm presently in Aba.

Celebrities › Re: Ebube Nwagbo Stunning In Dark Lipstick by slap1(m): 11:25am On Jan 02, 2016

She can cause children convulsion like this. Not stunning at all.

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