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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Wow Job After A Big Disapointment. by slapandfall(op): 1:52pm On Nov 05, 2015
VickyRotex:
Awwwwww. Congratulations Op!!! cheesy

"His ways are not our ways"

But this your moniker undecided Abeg no go slapandfall your Oga o embarassed



He will!

Don't lose hope dear. Keep trusting and play your part.
Lols.. Amen... I know, everyone will have cause to smile soonest by God's grace
Christianity Etc › Re: Abroad Must Favour My Family (hilarious Photo) by slapandfall(m):
Hmmmmm.. Pastor Anointed was my coursemate.

We studied Computer science at Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma.

All I can say is that, God is good.
Jobs/Vacancies › Wow Job After A Big Disapointment. by slapandfall(op): 10:58am On Nov 05, 2015
My heart is filled with joy.

Don't know were to start from.
We Nairalanders especially know what it is to get a CAREER job these days.

After years of thinking, wishing and hoping, I got a job about 4months ago in lagos.

I happily relocated from warri to Lagos in order to start the job.

Sadly, not upto 4 months, I lost the job for strange reasons I just could not understand. The HR started giving me motivational talks that "not that i'm not capable but they have reasons to reduce staff strength... bla bla bla".

It was a fair enough job and I had to start from square 1.

I was just thinking why would God grant me a job and I happily announced it to everyone, relocated to far Lagos and just to loose the job within 2 months.

In all these, God was preparing a plate of fries rice and salad for me.


About 3weeks ago, I posted on nairaland that I was at an interview in VI and that I needed some likes for goodluck.

Today, I just got a new job as an Officer 1 in a leading company in Nigeria at VI.

I know as a lot of Job testimonies are trailing on Nairaland, yours will certainly be next.

Job testimonies will begin to occupy front page even more than celebrity stories.

Thanks to NL for all beautiful interview tips. They were exceptional helpful.

One guy posted something on Interview tips about a month ago, and it was a blessing to me.

#MyJoyIsFull. So shall yours too be full in Jesus Name.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal : UCL (5 - 1) On 4th November 2015 by slapandfall(m): 8:56pm On Nov 04, 2015
Make arsenal just try... I miss belerin sha
Family › Re: She Satisfies Me More Than My Wife by slapandfall(m): 8:31am On Oct 31, 2015
May be na wetin kill d former husband be dat... meaning OP u may soon die.. grin
Health › Re: Risks Associated With MouthAction by slapandfall(m): 6:39pm On Oct 30, 2015
Johniyke2flex:
Choi! Cunninlingus! My bae can fit run mad becos of this. It touches the core of her brain. That's when you'll hear "baby pls suck me nau."
Hahahahahahahaha.... u be cow and ur babe na goat. angry
Crime › Re: Man Brings Rifle To Market In Akure Under The Influence Of Hard Drugs (Photos) by slapandfall(m): 9:06pm On Oct 27, 2015
kayo80:
Hmm! This reminds me of one time in 2011, when I got so drunk at my friend's bach eve, and I found myself at Ojuelegeba market around 6 am, with an angry mob that was ready to beat me to death. I didn't know what I had done, and I was too drunk to make up a coherent sentence, so I asked for a pen and paper to express myself. The slap I received after that brought back my senses. I later found out that the person that was meant to take me home hit someone, and when I came down to check the person, he drove off...leaving me with the wolves.
Hahahahhahahaha... u be cow..
Science/Technology › Re: Unidentified Space Junk Labelled ‘WTF’ Is About To Crash Into Earth by slapandfall(m): 9:02pm On Oct 27, 2015
One tin I knw na say all dis kind tin no dey affect nigeria... na Palestine, australia etc e dey quick affect
Family › Re: Do You Encourage Beating Of Children By Teachers At Schools? by slapandfall(m): 6:47am On Oct 27, 2015
JOOHEL:
A VERY TOUCHING STORY.
A little gal saw a dead cat on the road on her way back from school. She was so sad because she loved cats so she touched it, she touched it again, she touched it and touched it. She paused for a while den she touched it again. She went home to change into new clothes and came back to touch it again.She kept touching.. . As I told u earlier its a touching story.
U be cow u hear!!! grin
Phones › Re: With 18k What Is The Best Phone I Can Afford? by slapandfall(m): 8:22pm On Oct 26, 2015
I smell OP is a new corp member.. advice: save ur small allowee cos u don dey tik hw u go dey waste ur small 19800 already..


Smh in disdain grin
Nairaland General › Re: Unfulfilled Dreams Of Jessica Elvis, Late Nigerian Prostitutes' President by slapandfall(m): 10:39pm On Oct 25, 2015
Hjjj
Christianity Etc › Re: Chris Oyakhilome Pledges N1billion To Benson Idahosa University (photos) by slapandfall(m): 9:23pm On Oct 23, 2015
GloryGloryRufus:
.. Thanks man, I graduated from AAU 2009, then the Ultra modern hall was not built but we heard the news that he has pledged to build it... 2014, i was in AAU Ekpoma to make inquiries on their post graduate program and i actually met the hall already built. So, is not a rumor or somebody did not tell me it has been built, i saw it with my clear eye. When it was commissioned, i also listened on news. Dont ever join people to make bad comments about men of god... money is from God. He can also give to you as much as you want if you get connected genuinely. My brother, i am not hear to hype my self but I am enjoying raw supernatural supply. I do not even know how i buy my cars, my house, I just keep serving God and winning souls, things just keep working for me. thanks
Nice.. same year I graduated. I did my Msc in Computer sci 2011 still at AAU and I a curently lecturing there.

So good we know so well about the sch.,

I never said bad abt him so dnt go there

I only said u cnt compare wot he has done in. .aau to 1bn.

Jst saying. Afteral he owes aau Nothing
Christianity Etc › Re: Chris Oyakhilome Pledges N1billion To Benson Idahosa University (photos) by slapandfall(m): 8:12pm On Oct 23, 2015
P0intBlank:
Bros no vex. I just want to confirm. Can N60m build an ultra Modern, fully airconditioned 650 capacity hall + 100 KVA Gen. Inaddition, provide thousands of solar powered lamps fitted with radio and charging point for mobile phones to all the students resident in the school hostel.
And will there still be change remaining to provide solar powered street lights to light up the hostels and streets leading to the hostels?

One simple question.. did u graduate from aau or have u ever bin der?

So u mean he has given aau more dan 1billion?
Sports › Re: Iheanacho, Simon, Awoniyi Called Up For U23 Cup Of Nations by slapandfall(m): 6:07pm On Oct 23, 2015
Chartey:
PRINCE AGGREY is one hell of a player for Sunshine Stars. Watched him a few times on TV this season and he's been marvellous.
Prince Aggreh stays in my street here at Ijapo Estate Akure. We see everyday.

This man is no less than 27.

Only with that self, I can infer the age of odas. Na dem sabi sha
Christianity Etc › Re: Chris Oyakhilome Pledges N1billion To Benson Idahosa University (photos) by slapandfall(m): 5:46pm On Oct 23, 2015
d33types:
Just hush...if you know how much he has done for his alma mater AAU Ekpoma,you will just shut up..he has built a lot of structures okay..

Just to add.I am not his fan at all
I would have a slapped u just now. I attended ambrose alli university.

He gave the school 80million.
60m to the school, 20m to the dept of architecture. (his dept). Making up the 80milion

He used the 60milion to build a structure for the school and the dept chop the 20m.

So I dont know where u got ur STRUCTuRES from. He built 1structure. (a 1000capacity lecture theatre.)

I am not in anyway underextimating wot he did for AAU though. Infact it was a great and wonderful tin he did.

But u trying to say he did so much as compared for AAU as compared to thr 1bilion for BIU is not true.
Family › Re: Couple Who Couldn’t Afford House Rent.convert Old Sch.bus Into A Beautiful Home by slapandfall(m): 7:57pm On Oct 22, 2015
I give credit to the wife
NYSC › Re: Nigerians Reacts To NYSC Posting On Twitter (funny Screenshot) by slapandfall(m): 7:51pm On Oct 22, 2015
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Celebrities › Re: Davido Meets The Fan Who Tattooed His Face On His Body (Photo) by slapandfall(m): 7:38pm On Oct 22, 2015
When will traffic ever stop from lekki to Ajah in the evening!!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: CSKA Moscow Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On 21st October 2015 by slapandfall(m): 8:04pm On Oct 21, 2015
Hehehehehhehe...

Oh my arsenal... I love u sha

Watching with utmost satisfaction
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 0) On 21st October 2015 by slapandfall(m): 7:49pm On Oct 21, 2015
Live streaming link please... any of the matches abeg
Politics › Re: "Nigeria Finally Plays Into The Grand Strategy Of Biafrans" - Vanguard by slapandfall(m): 8:44am On Oct 19, 2015
Obrigardo:
so you don dey toast now abi, i knew there was something about those false propaganda you pay nairaland to put on frontpage. Ewhu!

@topic

You people are just making noise. Its just that Seun has not done much to stop all this biafra talk on nairaland. I hope you dont want to be invited by DSS.
So you never read am for nairaland say Seun don put disclaimer say e hand no dey for wetin una dey post.. e no na just to sit down dey read comments and dey laff.. "just like me".

Na u wey dey post am DSS go soon invite
Business › Re: 15 Businesses You Can Start On Campus That You Don't Know About by slapandfall(m): 6:57am On Oct 17, 2015
1... Yahoo++

2... Reporting yahoo boys to police when they hamma... Police can give u some percentage if the yahoo guy settles them.

3... Reporting cult boys to police. You will be compensated by the police for bin a gud citizen.

Disclaimer: at ur own risk
Sports › Re: Onazi Congratulates Girlfriend, Sandra, On NYSC Completion (PHOTO) by slapandfall(m): 1:41pm On Oct 16, 2015
macklef:
Kpmg?
No.. Unified Payment
Sports › Re: Onazi Congratulates Girlfriend, Sandra, On NYSC Completion (PHOTO) by slapandfall(m): 1:28pm On Oct 16, 2015
In an interview at VI.. pls like my comment me to wish me luck
Politics › Re: Reuben Abati: Who Would Ever Think Edwin Clark Would Publicly Disown Jonathan by slapandfall(m): 12:55pm On Oct 16, 2015
slapandfall:
In an interview at VI.. will comment howfar later..

Abeg wish me luck..

Just like this comment

*Fenks*
Thanks alot
Politics › Re: Reuben Abati: Who Would Ever Think Edwin Clark Would Publicly Disown Jonathan by slapandfall(m): 12:18pm On Oct 16, 2015
In an interview at VI.. will comment howfar later..

Abeg wish me luck..

Just like this comment

*Fenks*
Politics › Re: The Meaning Of The Bow To The Senate by slapandfall(m): 7:10am On Oct 15, 2015
Incase.. #investment
Business › Re: PHOTO: One Legged Woman Hawking IN Lagos by slapandfall(m): 6:24pm On Oct 14, 2015
fantazia:
YOU ARE VERY STUUPID AND D MOST STUUPID NIGERIAN for this nonsense shit u just wrote.
Nah... he is not.. I think you are the one
Politics › Re: 7 Women Who Made President Buhari's Ministerial List: PROFILES + PHOTOS by slapandfall(m): 6:05pm On Oct 13, 2015
theV0ice:
It's obvious the Jamb you passed was for people with extremely low IQ. Thanks for deciding to shut up...you should have done that a long time ago.

You can go back into your cage now.....
After reading the flow you had with that wailer, all I can say is that Diaris God ooo..

You kill am.. I can feel her pains right now..

1 trailer of orijin for u jare. We need people like u to grow defeat these pests around.

#this 3rd mainland bridge holdup self
Christianity Etc › Re: Five Bible Verses That Will Motivate You And Give You An Extra Push by slapandfall(m): 9:50am On Oct 11, 2015
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Christianity Etc › Re: Is This Really Happening In Church Today? (photo) by slapandfall(m): 9:04am On Oct 11, 2015
See how first page dry... make I shit for here.. will pack it after choir ministration
Sports › Re: Vincent Enyeama: 'I Quit So As Not To Divide The Nigerian Football House' by slapandfall(m): 2:54pm On Oct 10, 2015
All of una shouting 13yrs of SERVICE to the nation.. Shey dem no pay am money ni!

Una knw how much e collect!!!!. Like as if he was doing it for free.

Make Enyeama sharup.. we dey side am since now e wan dey misyarn.

E say goal against messi fine.. but who win the match!

Shey be him don serve for 13yrs.. only 1 nations cup.

Were him dey wen Pogba score am against france.

Make e beta rest before we change am for am.

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