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Most times when we walk into big malls, boutiques, supermarkets, we never question their prices. We pay exactly what we see on the price tags and even hand out tips to the staff.

But the moment we are out of these shops and want to buy banana, our bargaining game gets off to the roof. Poor widow with 12 hungry children at home tells you banana is N100. She even takes out her time to explain how difficult it was for her to even buy it, how the economy is so tough.
But we insist that if it's not N50, we are not paying. Some of us even step back into our cars and make to drive away.

Since 'half bread is better chin chin', this woman is forced to call you back and sell to you at little or no gain. In her heart, she cries, she's worried about how she'll survive with her children. She silently reassures herself that 'It's well.

God will definitely provide.'' While you happily chop the luscious banana. Take some seconds out and think about this, guys. Please don't bargain hard with small vendors like this. They do business not to buy designer bags, Gucci shoes but to LIVE and EAT!

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abiki:
1000 naira by 10 people is 10,000 naira not 100,000. That being said, it's a wonderful idea. 1000 from 3500 nairalanders will go a long way.

Thanks a lot.. Corrected.

Very true.

Good day house.

Please in respect of this thread www.nairaland.com/2457586/actor-bruno-iwuoha-goes-blind.

Someone suggested Nairalanders can show a little support. (I think this is a wise Idea.)

1,000 thousand naira by 100 people is a 100,000thousand. I learnt he needs 3.5million NGN.

If this news is verified and true.. Can't the administrators open a secure and transparent account where we can make contributions?

Let us give ourselves a deadline. Say monthend. And whatsoever we can realise, we donate it to the family?

I think we can show our care. We are Nigerians, let us show inspite of the killings, we still love ourselves.

I think we can be of littlee help to ourselves through social media. Even if one Governor or nollywood decides to pay the whole sum of money, let us still play a part.


#NairalandersLoveBrunoIwuoha.

Let us make this a trend now.


Can the Moderators please help me allow a lot of people see this...

Let us define a New Nigeria. Good people will support this and before you know, we will see a better Nigeria.

thinkdip:
lols

Jessssosssss!!!.. Just lols and 110likes!..


Hmmmmmm... I'm afraiding now o..
So they now even use juju to make people like their comments..
I blame buhari for this.

PvtParts2:
The Buharist Zombies don't know that sooner or later it will be Fashola and Tinubu on the list.

Buhari is doing what he did in 1984.

Arresting and jailing Politicians is not to curb corruption but rather to block any future opposition he may have.

Buhari hs truly hit the ground running.


He did this in 1984 and the Plebs celebrated this .

After the Politicians he gagged the Press with Decree 4 from where he took his despotism to the Plebs on the streets who by the time they realized had no politician or opposition figure to fight for their right, the press were gagged and they saw themselves living in a big barrack nation.

It took the efforts of IBB and other senior military officers to rid Nigeria of this power drunk despot.

But today we don't have that option.

Shout Change!

Who is this again!.. I would have said you are stupid but just that today is friday..


So you mean IBB saved nigeria abi...

Werey...

This post has potential.. Leme bookmark.

Anakle is the best... From my experience with them.. www.anakle.com check this http://www.anakle.com/the-anakle-spirit/

Decale:
Rubbish Girl

Please I cheated on my girl and she says the number of likes i get on this post is the number of koboko she will rain on me
Please I only need 1 like please

Jexxx!!! Warisdis... Are dis ppl likin ur coment normal or u jazz dem ni!..
Hmmmmmmmm... Many are realy mad sha.. Few r roamin..

deavicky:
in fact If I had seen ur comment, I would I ve Commented. How comes we reason alike

=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=)) .. Cos we are the only normal human beings on nairaland.

A nrmal human being should ask himself hw can a normal face bcom lik dat.. Shey D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ put d head for for moulder ni!

deanoffaculty:
You don get a Job.......GODWIN!!!!

Abi ooo.. Na me dance pass today for church

Please show the original picture of the man b4 the reconfiguration..

May be the man face is close to this b4 by default cos I can't believe this transformation..

Only when I see the man former face b4 I know W̶̲̥̅̊ђA̶̲̥̅t to say..

Sibrah:
You mean as a coder. Oya tell us pay and job role. Seun opened a thread for this purpose and nobody gree say their earning.

For a start 150k though. I knw it is small but at least oyibo say half bread is better than none.

She's definitely from edo..
Please post on ur bbms, wtxapp etc.
Probably ppl r looking for her allova now.
Alliswell

udz:
congrats

Thanks a lot

Dear Nairalanders...

Just got a nice job today.

Read this thread www.nairaland.com/2376194/doing-website-scammer-illegal/2.

I said I was coming here to testify and today God has made it a reality.

Coders neva give up..

Very soon you will all smile even beta than I am right now.

Seriosly I'm so hapi.

Just completed ♍Ɣ masters degree and just got the job..


Feeling great. #thankkful

Thanks to nairaland cos all des yl it has being ♍Ɣ funny consolation

Wish every member bigga testimonies than this

benedictjohn:
I dnt understand

e-idiokt

benedictjohn:
I dnt understand

e-idiokt

¥̴̥̩̩̥̩̩̩̥ε̲̣̣̣̥§ bro.
I tik it wrong. I ve bin in ur shoes a lot of times. And I have done such for some scammers

I regret ♍Ɣ actions. Although I did it cos I needed money quick den (nt justifyin ♍Ɣ actions though)

Bt I must tell u I tik I suffered for it.

How?
I discoverd dat most times, des scamer frnds of mine cal me to help dem do scam websites coincidentaly during periods I am scheduled for interviews.

I ve done some intereviews dat I knw I v performd so well. Cos most times its php or java developer positions.

And at d end, I won't get the job. And funy enuf after I have agreed to do it for dem, D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ at times fail to do it either D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ v gott anoda option or somtin.

But I jst discover I v lost anoda job oportunity.

DON'T KNOW if itx cos of d scam websit stuf I want to do oooo!..


Bt ♍Ɣ conscienc tells me it cud v played apart.

Cos d victms of those fake websites wud, swear evil, curse and etc.

Weda u lik It or not, u d developer will bear itx consequenc cos u aided d scam infact, u implemented it.



Now I v changed sha..

I v anoda interview with a good company on tuesday, and again 1 of ♍Ɣ scammer frnd from india v called me to do anoda scam site.


5times beaten, foreva shy..


I v told me blatant NO!..


I pray God helps me in this next one next week tuesday..


Comin to tthis thread to share ♍Ɣ testimony soon..


For developers in d house, I sugest u develop apps weda web or wotsoeva..


D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ may not Я̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ɑ̤̥̈̊lƔ be for sale, but jst keep them so u cud ve tins to show to ur interviewers when interviewed..

It gives gud advantage..


#dayMustBreak_Oneday... *smiles*

One week don pass nw.. Stil travelin about.. «̶̠{̶»̶̲̥̅̊(̥̊OK)̥̊«̶̲̥̅̊}̶»̶ oooo.. Sha come bak con continue ya work..

Aso rock, u no gree stay..

Ministers, u no appoints...

Let's see sha.. Hopin for the best bt ♍Ɣ mind aint in govt for me to excel though..

Not a saTANist sha oo.. But I hope dis man perform well odawise e go bend for neck..

Jonatan free to roam about after bombing nigeria..

sai Buhari..

Incase..

kekakuz:
[size=20pt] this man cannot rule over my fathers and still rule over me
God forbid
am leaving this country
#walking to Togo
who's with me [/size]

Why ur papa no contest!!!!!! Mtcheeeeewwww.. Like fada like son.
beta walk to the valley of the shadow of death if u like

.. OBASANJO & YARADUA DID NOT LEAVE ANY DEBT FOR NIGERIA BUT RATHER LEFT HUGE SUMS OF MONEY AS NATIONAL RESERVE FOR NIGERIA.
JONATHAN (WHO IS NIGERIA'S GREATEST MISTAKE) MISTAKENLY BECAME PRESIDENT ON MAY 2010 AND BY MAY 2015,IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT JONATHAN HAS ACCRUED A DEBT OF 60 BILLION U.S DOLLARS FOR NIGERIA

$1 = N228

60 BILLION DOLLARS × 228 = 13.7 TRILLION NAIRA (interest excluded)

IF NIGERIA PAYS BACK 5 BILLION NAIRA EVERY MONTH

13.7 TRILLION NAIRA DIVIDED BY 5 BILLION NAIRA = 2740 MONTHS

1 YEAR = 12 MONTHS

2740 MONTHS = 228 YEARS

IN OTHER WORDS,IT WILL TAKE NIGERIA AT LEAST 228 YEARS TO REPAY THE DEBT JONATHAN OWED (interest excluded)

THIS CLEARLY MEANS THAT OUR CHILDREN,
GRANDCHILDREN,GREAT GRANDCHILDREN AND GREAT GREAT GRANDCHILDREN WILL STILL PAY WHAT JONATHAN OWED.

Now,who says JONATHAN is not BADLUCK?

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Oletty:
Scientifically impossible. Even the gods in the heavens cannot make this happen. Water is comprised of hydrogen and oxygen atoms. Petrol and diesel are made up of polymeric chains of carbon and hydrogen atoms. Miraculously converting water to diesel or petrol would require a violation of the first law of thermodynamics.

The Bible story of Jesus turning water into wine is an allegory. Those who see it as a literal story....well, good luck. No one can turn water into wine without a fermented grape concentrate at hand.

See them...** Speaks tongues on his head**

I know u sabi book.. Oya xplain how u see air D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ breathe..

#Ovasabi.. Ayam very sure u didn't make first class dtx if u v graduated.


Moral Lesson.. #God can do anything..

Dis was staged obviously though.

Debate!!!!! Nah nah nah..

#wake me up when itx time for interhousesport..

I choose blue house..

#teambluehouse.. #BlueBlood.. #Dskyisblue..

Mourinho ♍Ɣ mentor
Costa ♍Ɣ Role Model...
Hazard ♍Ɣ Adviser

Mikel ♍Ɣ........ Roommate.

midolian:
Abeg na how this guy take dey charge hin fone sef? Abi no be express hin dey pass?

Hahahahahahahahah =D =D Lafº°˚=)) =))˚°º≈throwayº°˚ ˚=)) =))°º≈my blackberryº°˚ =)) ˚º°˚ ˚°º≈=))=))come dey dance SHOKI°˚ ˚°ºSHOKI
ƪ ʃ. ƪ *nerd**nerd* ʃ. ƪ. =))ʃ.
. . . 
..≤¯≥. ≤¯≥. ≤¯≥ ...

Bursted..... I swear u jst finger ♍Ɣ brain.. Na true ooo.. Abi e cary generator folow body ni!

Onozboy:
what is this one saying .....

Don't mind him.. He jst excaped from yabaleft.. He shud be caught and returned there b4 mao mrnin.. Dnt wori

[quote author=sunsplash99 post=33517776][/quote]God forbid the devil.. Ⱥ♏Ǽ₪.. * Sign of the cross*

NigerMan1:
Yes you are right. But just correct him, his is 100% valid and historically true. In fact the EDOID dialect far extended than he listed

W̶̲̥̅̊ђA̶̲̥̅t I mean exactly is that I cud only spot out Okpebho L.G.A cos I'm from edo central.

So I may not know of odas since ♍Ɣ scope doesn't Я̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ɑ̤̥̈̊lƔ cover apart from central.
Some of our dialect is even spoken in some areas of far portugal and brazil.. I'm very aware of dat. #welldone bro.

From W̶̲̥̅̊ђA̶̲̥̅t I gathered from the story..

Prophet : Enugu State-born Onwudinj (Beater/runner)

Okada : Abia State-born Izuogu (the Beaten)

Magistrate (Jailer): Mr Peter. E. Nwaka. May be Ebonyi State -Born..:::::::::ℓ☺ℓ :::::::..

I didn't mention any tribe though.

buh if they were in the lagoon by now.... Jst tikin aloud.. Some ppl need to Я̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ɑ̤̥̈̊lƔ ocupy dat lagoon..

u left ur hous to come and be fightin urself and jailin urself in someone's hous..smh