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Nairaland GeneralRe: I Think Nairalanders Can Support BRUNO IWUOHA.. by slapandfall(op): 1:06pm On Jul 18, 2015
abiki:
1000 naira by 10 people is 10,000 naira not 100,000. That being said, it's a wonderful idea. 1000 from 3500 nairalanders will go a long way.
Thanks a lot.. Corrected.

Very true.
Nairaland GeneralI Think Nairalanders Can Support BRUNO IWUOHA.. by slapandfall(op):
Good day house.

Please in respect of this thread www.nairaland.com/2457586/actor-bruno-iwuoha-goes-blind.

Someone suggested Nairalanders can show a little support. (I think this is a wise Idea.)

1,000 thousand naira by 100 people is a 100,000thousand. I learnt he needs 3.5million NGN.

If this news is verified and true.. Can't the administrators open a secure and transparent account where we can make contributions?

Let us give ourselves a deadline. Say monthend. And whatsoever we can realise, we donate it to the family?

I think we can show our care. We are Nigerians, let us show inspite of the killings, we still love ourselves.

I think we can be of littlee help to ourselves through social media. Even if one Governor or nollywood decides to pay the whole sum of money, let us still play a part.


#NairalandersLoveBrunoIwuoha.

Let us make this a trend now.


Can the Moderators please help me allow a lot of people see this...

Let us define a New Nigeria. Good people will support this and before you know, we will see a better Nigeria.
RomanceRe: If She Isn't Picking Your Calls, Then You Need To Do This Trick (pics) by slapandfall(m): 8:46am On Jul 11, 2015
thinkdip:
lols
Jessssosssss!!!.. Just lols and 110likes!..


Hmmmmmm... I'm afraiding now o..
So they now even use juju to make people like their comments..
I blame buhari for this.
PoliticsRe: “you Mean I’m Now A Prisoner?” – Lamido Exclaims After Court Sends Him To Prison by slapandfall(m): 8:35am On Jul 10, 2015
PvtParts2:
The Buharist Zombies don't know that sooner or later it will be Fashola and Tinubu on the list.

Buhari is doing what he did in 1984.

Arresting and jailing Politicians is not to curb corruption but rather to block any future opposition he may have.

Buhari hs truly hit the ground running.


He did this in 1984 and the Plebs celebrated this .

After the Politicians he gagged the Press with Decree 4 from where he took his despotism to the Plebs on the streets who by the time they realized had no politician or opposition figure to fight for their right, the press were gagged and they saw themselves living in a big barrack nation.

It took the efforts of IBB and other senior military officers to rid Nigeria of this power drunk despot.

But today we don't have that option.

Shout Change!
Who is this again!.. I would have said you are stupid but just that today is friday..


So you mean IBB saved nigeria abi...

Werey...
CelebritiesRe: Beyonce Slays In A Striped Wrap Dress As She Steps Out In NYC by slapandfall(m): 7:17am On Jul 03, 2015
This post has potential.. Leme bookmark.
BusinessRe: The Top Five Digital Marketing Agencies In Nigeria: An Unbiased List. by slapandfall(m): 2:31pm On Jul 02, 2015
Anakle is the best... From my experience with them.. www.anakle.com check this http://www.anakle.com/the-anakle-spirit/
Nairaland GeneralThe Anakle Spirit by slapandfall(op): 2:26pm On Jul 02, 2015
RomanceRe: See What A Lady Posted Online About Broke Guys Toasting Her & The Reply She Got by slapandfall(m): 3:36pm On Jul 01, 2015
Decale:
Rubbish Girl

Please I cheated on my girl and she says the number of likes i get on this post is the number of koboko she will rain on me
Please I only need 1 like please cry
Jexxx!!! Warisdis... Are dis ppl likin ur coment normal or u jazz dem ni!..
Hmmmmmmmm... Many are realy mad sha.. Few r roamin..
CrimeRe: Smugglers At Badagry Beat Journalist To Coma (graphic Photos) by slapandfall(m): 12:19am On Jun 29, 2015
deavicky:
in fact If I had seen ur comment, I would I ve Commented. How comes we reason alike
=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=)) .. Cos we are the only normal human beings on nairaland.

A nrmal human being should ask himself hw can a normal face bcom lik dat.. Shey D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ put d head for for moulder ni!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Just Got A Job by slapandfall(op): 12:13am On Jun 29, 2015
deanoffaculty:
You don get a Job.......GODWIN!!!! grin grin
Abi ooo.. Na me dance pass today for church
CrimeRe: Smugglers At Badagry Beat Journalist To Coma (graphic Photos) by slapandfall(m): 11:17pm On Jun 28, 2015
Please show the original picture of the man b4 the reconfiguration..

May be the man face is close to this b4 by default cos I can't believe this transformation..

Only when I see the man former face b4 I know W̶̲̥̅̊ђA̶̲̥̅t to say..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Just Got A Job by slapandfall(op): 5:51pm On Jun 28, 2015
Sibrah:
You mean as a coder. Oya tell us pay and job role. Seun opened a thread for this purpose and nobody gree say their earning.
For a start 150k though. I knw it is small but at least oyibo say half bread is better than none.
HealthRe: Lady Lying Lifeless On Obasa Street Off Oba Akran Ikeja (photo) by slapandfall(m): 11:03am On Jun 27, 2015
She's definitely from edo..
Please post on ur bbms, wtxapp etc.
Probably ppl r looking for her allova now.
Alliswell
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Just Got A Job by slapandfall(op): 7:15pm On Jun 26, 2015
udz:
congrats
Thanks a lot
Jobs/VacanciesJust Got A Job by slapandfall(op):
Dear Nairalanders...

Just got a nice job today.

Read this thread www.nairaland.com/2376194/doing-website-scammer-illegal/2.

I said I was coming here to testify and today God has made it a reality.

Coders neva give up..

Very soon you will all smile even beta than I am right now.

Seriosly I'm so hapi.

Just completed ♍Ɣ masters degree and just got the job..


Feeling great. #thankkful

Thanks to nairaland cos all des yl it has being ♍Ɣ funny consolation

Wish every member bigga testimonies than this
Forum GamesRe: Solve This Simple Arithmetic by slapandfall(m): 8:29am On Jun 19, 2015
benedictjohn:
I dnt understand
e-idiokt grin
benedictjohn:
I dnt understand
e-idiokt
WebmastersRe: Is Doing A Website For A Scammer Illegal? by slapandfall(m): 2:14pm On Jun 13, 2015
¥̴̥̩̩̥̩̩̩̥ε̲̣̣̣̥§ bro.
I tik it wrong. I ve bin in ur shoes a lot of times. And I have done such for some scammers

I regret ♍Ɣ actions. Although I did it cos I needed money quick den (nt justifyin ♍Ɣ actions though)

Bt I must tell u I tik I suffered for it.

How?
I discoverd dat most times, des scamer frnds of mine cal me to help dem do scam websites coincidentaly during periods I am scheduled for interviews.

I ve done some intereviews dat I knw I v performd so well. Cos most times its php or java developer positions.

And at d end, I won't get the job. And funy enuf after I have agreed to do it for dem, D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ at times fail to do it either D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ v gott anoda option or somtin.

But I jst discover I v lost anoda job oportunity.

DON'T KNOW if itx cos of d scam websit stuf I want to do oooo!..


Bt ♍Ɣ conscienc tells me it cud v played apart.

Cos d victms of those fake websites wud, swear evil, curse and etc.

Weda u lik It or not, u d developer will bear itx consequenc cos u aided d scam infact, u implemented it.



Now I v changed sha..

I v anoda interview with a good company on tuesday, and again 1 of ♍Ɣ scammer frnd from india v called me to do anoda scam site.


5times beaten, foreva shy..


I v told me blatant NO!..


I pray God helps me in this next one next week tuesday..


Comin to tthis thread to share ♍Ɣ testimony soon..


For developers in d house, I sugest u develop apps weda web or wotsoeva..


D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ may not Я̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ɑ̤̥̈̊lƔ be for sale, but jst keep them so u cud ve tins to show to ur interviewers when interviewed..

It gives gud advantage..


#dayMustBreak_Oneday... *smiles*
PoliticsRe: Photos: President Buhari Arrives Germany by slapandfall(m): 6:15pm On Jun 07, 2015
One week don pass nw.. Stil travelin about.. «̶̠{̶»̶̲̥̅̊(̥̊OK)̥̊«̶̲̥̅̊}̶»̶ oooo.. Sha come bak con continue ya work..

Aso rock, u no gree stay..

Ministers, u no appoints...

Let's see sha.. Hopin for the best bt ♍Ɣ mind aint in govt for me to excel though..

Not a saTANist sha oo.. But I hope dis man perform well odawise e go bend for neck..

Jonatan free to roam about after bombing nigeria..

sai Buhari..
EducationRe: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by slapandfall(m): 11:15am On Jun 07, 2015
Incase..
PoliticsRe: GMB As Head Of State In 1983 Vs Buhari As President In 2015 (photos) by slapandfall(m): 1:35pm On May 29, 2015
kekakuz:
[size=20pt] this man cannot rule over my fathers and still rule over me
God forbid
am leaving this country
#walking to Togo
who's with me [/size]
Why ur papa no contest!!!!!! Mtcheeeeewwww.. Like fada like son.
beta walk to the valley of the shadow of death if u like
EducationRe: Fuel Scarcity :my Hostel This Morning !!! ( Photo) by slapandfall(m): 5:43pm On May 26, 2015
.. OBASANJO & YARADUA DID NOT LEAVE ANY DEBT FOR NIGERIA BUT RATHER LEFT HUGE SUMS OF MONEY AS NATIONAL RESERVE FOR NIGERIA.
JONATHAN (WHO IS NIGERIA'S GREATEST MISTAKE) MISTAKENLY BECAME PRESIDENT ON MAY 2010 AND BY MAY 2015,IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT JONATHAN HAS ACCRUED A DEBT OF 60 BILLION U.S DOLLARS FOR NIGERIA

$1 = N228

60 BILLION DOLLARS × 228 = 13.7 TRILLION NAIRA (interest excluded)

IF NIGERIA PAYS BACK 5 BILLION NAIRA EVERY MONTH

13.7 TRILLION NAIRA DIVIDED BY 5 BILLION NAIRA = 2740 MONTHS

1 YEAR = 12 MONTHS

2740 MONTHS = 228 YEARS

IN OTHER WORDS,IT WILL TAKE NIGERIA AT LEAST 228 YEARS TO REPAY THE DEBT JONATHAN OWED (interest excluded)

THIS CLEARLY MEANS THAT OUR CHILDREN,
GRANDCHILDREN,GREAT GRANDCHILDREN AND GREAT GREAT GRANDCHILDREN WILL STILL PAY WHAT JONATHAN OWED.

Now,who says JONATHAN is not BADLUCK?

SHARE THIS WITH ALL NIGERIANS YOU KNOW VIA twitter,facebook,
whatsapp,SMS,etc
Jokes EtcRe: Picture Of A Nigerian Prayer Warrior Who Is Praying To Turn Water To Fuel. by slapandfall(m): 9:02pm On May 25, 2015
Oletty:
Scientifically impossible. Even the gods in the heavens cannot make this happen. Water is comprised of hydrogen and oxygen atoms. Petrol and diesel are made up of polymeric chains of carbon and hydrogen atoms. Miraculously converting water to diesel or petrol would require a violation of the first law of thermodynamics.

The Bible story of Jesus turning water into wine is an allegory. Those who see it as a literal story....well, good luck. No one can turn water into wine without a fermented grape concentrate at hand.
See them...** Speaks tongues on his head**

I know u sabi book.. Oya xplain how u see air D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ breathe..

#Ovasabi.. Ayam very sure u didn't make first class dtx if u v graduated.


Moral Lesson.. #God can do anything..

Dis was staged obviously though.
EducationRe: Nairaland Interschool Debate (entry Level) by slapandfall(m): 11:26pm On May 10, 2015
Debate!!!!! Nah nah nah..

#wake me up when itx time for interhousesport..

I choose blue house..

#teambluehouse.. #BlueBlood.. #Dskyisblue..

Mourinho ♍Ɣ mentor
Costa ♍Ɣ Role Model...
Hazard ♍Ɣ Adviser

Mikel ♍Ɣ........ Roommate.
PoliticsRe: Journey Gets Boring To The Male Trekker Of GEJ As His Partner Gets Home by slapandfall(m): 10:52pm On May 08, 2015
midolian:
Abeg na how this guy take dey charge hin fone sef? Abi no be express hin dey pass?
Hahahahahahahahah cheesy=D =D Lafº°˚=)) =))˚°º≈throwayº°˚ ˚=)) =))°º≈my blackberryº°˚ cry =)) ˚º°˚ ˚°º≈=))=))come dey dance SHOKI°˚ ˚°ºSHOKI
ƪ cry ʃ. ƪ *nerd**nerd* ʃ. ƪ. =))ʃ.
. . . 
..≤¯≥. ≤¯≥. ≤¯≥ ...

Bursted..... I swear u jst finger ♍Ɣ brain.. Na true ooo.. Abi e cary generator folow body ni!
CultureRe: A List Of All Edo Dialects And Where Their Speakers Are Found. by slapandfall(m): 7:30pm On May 07, 2015
Onozboy:
what is this one saying ..... undecided
Don't mind him.. He jst excaped from yabaleft.. He shud be caught and returned there b4 mao mrnin.. Dnt wori
CultureRe: A List Of All Edo Dialects And Where Their Speakers Are Found. by slapandfall(m): 7:28pm On May 07, 2015
[quote author=sunsplash99 post=33517776][/quote]God forbid the devil.. Ⱥ♏Ǽ₪.. * Sign of the cross*
CultureRe: A List Of All Edo Dialects And Where Their Speakers Are Found. by slapandfall(m): 7:23pm On May 07, 2015
NigerMan1:
Yes you are right. But just correct him, his is 100% valid and historically true. In fact the EDOID dialect far extended than he listed
W̶̲̥̅̊ђA̶̲̥̅t I mean exactly is that I cud only spot out Okpebho L.G.A cos I'm from edo central.

So I may not know of odas since ♍Ɣ scope doesn't Я̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ɑ̤̥̈̊lƔ cover apart from central.
Some of our dialect is even spoken in some areas of far portugal and brazil.. I'm very aware of dat. #welldone bro.
CrimeRe: Prophet Jailed 7yrs For Absconding From Court by slapandfall(m): 7:02pm On May 07, 2015
From W̶̲̥̅̊ђA̶̲̥̅t I gathered from the story..

Prophet : Enugu State-born Onwudinj (Beater/runner)

Okada : Abia State-born Izuogu (the Beaten)

Magistrate (Jailer): Mr Peter. E. Nwaka. May be Ebonyi State -Born..:::::::::ℓ☺ℓ :::::::..

I didn't mention any tribe though.

buh if they were in the lagoon by now.... Jst tikin aloud.. Some ppl need to Я̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ɑ̤̥̈̊lƔ ocupy dat lagoon..

u left ur hous to come and be fightin urself and jailin urself in someone's hous..smh
CultureRe: A List Of All Edo Dialects And Where Their Speakers Are Found. by slapandfall(m): 6:29pm On May 07, 2015
@OP.. I don't think this is a valid argument..

In No 16, and 20, I can see Okpebho local govt Area and u said it is part of Edo.. That is untrue..

There is no such local government in edo state.

That has long bein changed since God knows when.

I am a pure Ishan boy.. Ewossa from Igueben LGA of Edo State.. AAU Ekpoma Bred..
PoliticsRe: Don’t Give Up, You Will Win One Day – Buhari Tells Mama Taraba by slapandfall(m): 2:52pm On May 07, 2015
U see!.. God makes tins beautiful in HIS own time.

This is what we call testimony..

With all due respect.. #noharmintended.
This is W̶̲̥̅̊ђA̶̲̥̅t GMB has gotten that GEJ can and may never have.

When u are prospering on a plater of gold, u may misrule.. GEJ became president by providence and we all shouted #Goodluck cos of his history of ascension to thrones.

But that didn't put breads on our table.. Dtx reality.

GEJ was favoured.. But the bible noted Favour could be deceitfull..

GMB will do best to complement this bƔ living up to expectations.

By God's grace, Every Nairalander must fulfill Destiny but he/she lives planet earth..

Singing... #Destiny changer, Destiny Changer, Come and change ♍Ɣ destiny ♍Ɣ destiny today (2x)..

Come and change ♍Ɣ destiny, ♍Ɣ destiny today. (+vely)

#I'MINSPIRED..

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