₦airaland Forum

Feeding allowance kor!.. Seriosly waiting for May 29th.. Buhari must see to this.

W̶̲̥̅̊ђA̶̲̥̅t has hapend to "Instead of giving a man a fish, Teach him how to fish"...

So these people mean Nigeria will be paying them for nothing till they die!..

*fingerscrossed*

Tbillz:
Say little prayer everyday. The lords prayer alone can safe us from evil.

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Don't be too religious bro.
Itx very gud to pray.

But we can't say D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ were served this cos they didn't pray.

God for us all but not keeping that fuel in that vehicle would v prevented this.

Prayer+wisdom is what is needed in life.

Swegzfreak:
dat 1 na long story. .
Just use a coffin as ur centre table, tank me later

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ƪ ʃ. ƪ *nerd**nerd* ʃ. ƪ. =))ʃ.
. . . 
..≤¯≥. ≤¯≥. ≤¯≥ ...

U wicked oooo.. Infact d person will run home and be tankin God for safe return to his house... =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=))

Isaacmacdon:
yea... I think if he's gud enough he should go fight d klitschko brothers...

:::::::::ℓ☺ℓ :::::::.. But I think boxers are categorised into weights. (Heavy, light, middle, etc).. I don't tik kiltscho brodas and FM are in the same weight. So they can't fight.

I hope am correct though.. I feel MP is more powerful but FM knows more tricks and more of the rules.

This is W̶̲̥̅̊ђA̶̲̥̅t will call (hu read naim serios, hu pass naim know book).

Congrats FM. MP is still a champion though.

Manny Pacquiao may just render Mayweather faceless today.. That MP guy is a mafia..
I would love MW to win but MP is very ruthless and bloody..

:::::::::ℓ☺ℓ :::::::.. They r quite funny.. But this is epic

Dis joke gets me cracking

Palm Wine Drinking Competition

Two communities Umuaga & Iwollo in Enugu state
decided to hold a drinking competition.A week to the competition Umuaga community sent a delegate to Iwollo,to confirm if the competition will still
hold.

When the guy that was the delegate got there
,the people of Iwollo brought 20 litres of thier
strongest Aneke-Achime{palm wine}as kola.

The guy asked ;Can i test it?...the people said ;Go ahead;the guy drank and finished the whole 20 litres and said ;this is okay ,where is the main drink?....the people of Iwollo shouted;come oo ,are u amoung the competitors?...

The guy replied ;NO, I DID NOT QUALIFY.

The iwollo elders fainted... Heheheheheh

This is very interesting. But a key thing I noticed is that majority of them had some education outside Nigeria. Although some started from Nigeria but they complemented it abroad. I'm very sure it is the knowledge from abroad they used to invent what they did.

Cos now I can't imagine a computer science student in Nigeria whose school is not having a standard lab bin expected to develop one kind something or d oda.

Final point. These people learnt from abroad. #our education system is not helping us.

We can even do beta than the whites when given equal springboard.

gerrardomendes:
Don't think so, Sir. Same old thieves and crooks. APC
means:
A. Aggrieved Persons Congress
B. Association of Past Criminals
C. Arewa Political Conspiracy
D. All of the above.

.of course, option D descibes them best.

PDP = Pigs Dogs Pests.
PDP = Pants D.cks Pus.y
PDP = Poverty Destruction Punishments..
Etc.
Mtcheeeeeeeww.. Be careful b4 d wind of change blows u into the lagoon

Unlike her.

Frankmishael:
I was left in tears when i read President Goodluck congratulatory message to Gen. Buhari I was not crying because i felt like crying, i was not crying cause i supported him and he lost, but i cried cause his words arrested my emotions. He wished his opponent a good administration ahead, he congratulated him and accepted defeat. I could remember by this time in 2011, Buhari never accepted that he lost, he promised Jonathan that he will make his administration ungovernable for him and he later fulfilled his promise. His supporters took to the streets and slaughtered innocent Nigerians but he never stopped the killings. But today, he has won that same man that defeated.him in 2011 but got a congratulatory message instead of threats. He has wished him success and not promising him an ungovernable tenure. Few weeks to the election, the people we call our leaders were busy sending threats to themselves and leaving the poor masses gripped with fear. Some people left the country with fear of the aftermath of the election. But today you'v restored peace by accepting defeat peacefuly..Oh! Jonathan, you've shown us that you'r a good man. You'v shown African leaders the true definition of democracy. You wished not to influence the elections with your powers, you wished not to cancel the election when you can do it and nothing will happen. Posterity will never forget you where ever you go. I am still your fan for life. You'r a good and gentleman but surrounded by ingrates and fools that care for their pockets alone. Oh Jona! You lost the election but won my heart....

Waooo.. Dis got me into thoughts.. But.... Hmmmmm. We v to move on.. For nw, its sai buhari... Jona is remorseful, we knw. But we needed more than jst a remorseful man. He tried oo for bin remorse but... Dtx history nw. #Sai buhari

Almost like all of them are "GUESSERS"!. Jst that some guessed correctly yl some guessed wrongly. Only God will save us.

Texcoco:
[color=#1980BC] Tribally Lopsided god father induced list that can only spell trouble for the Nation....especially with dark economic days and the drastic fall of crude oil output ahead...What is the use having a supposed brilliant SGF when there is no crude oil to recover your campaign investments,loot or run the country? [/color]

Who be dis one again!.. Abeg shift to yabaleft.. Mtcheeeeewwww... Well I have Jegard u kanostically
. U r #changed by force.

K

njuwo:
Is that why everyone is laughing? And why is it funny to them and not me?

Dnt mind them. It is cos d pliers v blue color and the screwdriver v yellow.

lakside000:
9ice
make una troop out tomorrow to vote o
and who else to vote 4 than buhari (APC)
even d god of soccer don testify to it
sai buhari
sai buhari
sai buhari
victory is ours

Yoruba Ronaldo.. **No fight pls** check my monika.. Be warned.. #Morow 9geria will b free.. #SaiBuhari.

OK..

Not too interesting.

Afta viewin nairaland from a long distance ova 3yrs... Hmmmmmm.. I v decided to enta d plac oficially.. Oya welcome me.