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SportsRe: Enyeama Explains Row With Oliseh, May Quit Eagles by slapandfall(m): 6:44pm On Oct 07, 2015
Martins301:
#BringBackENYEAMA simple. This Oliseh is too rigid.



I need a job please. I have a good first degree from a reputable university and am willing to relocate. Thanks.
Send your cv to greatestodose@gmail.com
TravelRe: Family Escapes Death As Steel Ring Falls Off Trailer & Crushed Car In Magboro by slapandfall(m): 9:06pm On Oct 02, 2015
This life is just grace of God..
Lord pls be gracious unto me.

Some die from accidents like this. But thia family found grace.

Thank you Lord for grace
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Got A Fantastic Job Through Nairaland by slapandfall(m): 5:59pm On Sep 30, 2015
Thank... minus 1 unemployed.. I understand ur joy..

May God keep u and make u excel..

#dontforget.. #Firstfruit
CareerRe: Post Graduate Studies Futa. by slapandfall(m): 7:08am On Sep 30, 2015
Check admission list on d PG portal.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Send Your Updated CV by slapandfall(m): 8:11pm On Sep 28, 2015
I suspect Lapo microfinance bank.. marketters.. 40k..
FoodRe: See What Was Killed In My Compound Yesterday Evening! by slapandfall(m): 5:39pm On Sep 28, 2015
calaway:
If you believe the bull story i conjured then you can believe anything!!!! no wonder you voted APC
I think the guy is far above you because For u to believe he believed you then you must be an Oracle certified mumu.

No wonder you voted for your fellow loosers PDP.

This hot evening for third mainland bridge, you just they make me vex..

Mtcheeeeww... #comotjor
PoliticsRe: Troops Dismantle Boko Haram Fuel Terrorist Depot (Photos) by slapandfall(m): 5:39pm On Sep 24, 2015
Change topic topic.

People arrange jericans to by fuel.

I cant see dismantle here..

Mtccccheeeewww
SportsRe: During My Playing Days, I Used Juju – Taribo by slapandfall(m): 10:43am On Sep 20, 2015
Diego Costa comes to mind
EducationRe: Life Has Its Challenges But We Must Never Give Up PHOTO by slapandfall(m): 5:09pm On Sep 18, 2015
Yustash001:
Ooh...but the teachers self are wicked...they should have made the exam Oral for him...
At first thought, I felt you were right.

But on the hand, if they had made it oral, it would have bin convenient for him quite alright but there wouldnot have being anthing special about it.

At times we have to be pushed away from convenience inorder to be celebrated.

Now, he is learning something new. He can write with his feet and still can talk or answer with his mouth.
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye Inscribes Redeem Logo On New $65m Private Jet!!! by slapandfall(m): 2:06pm On Sep 16, 2015
debetmx:
Mr. Linus Elias.

Adeboye trekked on 3MB? Am sure they took pictures.
You see how difficult it is to believe.. so great was the sacrifice even some men of God paid.

Even more.
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye Inscribes Redeem Logo On New $65m Private Jet!!! by slapandfall(m): 9:30am On Sep 16, 2015
kokoA:
when will they start going to interior villages that have not heard about Jesus ever? huh
Have you heard of RCCG lets go a fishing?


Have you heard of how Pastor Adeboye trecked through 3rd mainland bridge back then in the days just to go and preach the word of God?

Have you heard of RCCG misionary fields and CSRs?

Some of these men have sown.. you cant stop God from rewarding them.

You that claim they should always use thier money to help the needy. How many beggers have you given your salaries to?
CelebritiesRe: Old Photo Of Flavour And Patoranking Before Fame by slapandfall(m): 9:07am On Sep 16, 2015
onlymayz:
Th we is always a starting point.... Now they made it... I celebrate you guys jor
1gig #1,200... mtcheew.. when small boys for my area dey beg me to buy 4gig for #500..

Comot jor...
BusinessRe: TSA Freezes Interbank Market, Bank Transactions FROZEN!! by slapandfall(m): 7:37pm On Sep 15, 2015
I need a buharist to pls explain..
I just need an explanation.
PoliticsRe: Introducing Buhari Kerosene At N50/litre by slapandfall(m): 2:47pm On Sep 15, 2015
Mtcheeeewww.. comot jor
EducationRe: PHOTOS: See What They Did To An Ambrose Ali University Graduate by slapandfall(m): 7:48pm On Sep 14, 2015
I graduated from this school.

I can boldly affirm this is true. Same was done to me when I graduated probably worse.

The funny thing is that is was great fun to me then. But now it is stupid, disgusting and foolish.

Dont worry when they grow up, they will realise they were just not wise.

#Ekponski
PoliticsRe: How Nigerian Army Chief Spent Night In Former Boko Haram Enclave (PHOTOS) by slapandfall(m): 10:37pm On Sep 13, 2015
Now we can gradually see results from PMB's appointments.

Would we have preferred him appointing one General Emeka or General Adewale as COAS just to satisfy our quest for "say no to tribalism" and we watch bokoharam destroying everywere!!!

His appointments are based on people he trusts and ofcouse you can only trust people you know.

We all know failures of appointees will be blamed on PMB not the appointee himself.

PMB, if u like make only people from Daura members of cabinet. Its non of my business as far as they give Nigerians electricity, defeat bokoharam, tar our roads, create jobs, give Nigeria a better image amongst other nations and STEAL LESSER than Ngozi and Deziani.. Then you can rule forever..

If you can do this, we may nees to be voting again.. just be ruling us.. We dash you Aso Rock..

Wailers can leave the country and go to Madagascar
Christianity EtcRe: SEE What This Pastor Is Doing to Pregnant Women Inside Church by slapandfall(m): 3:09pm On Sep 13, 2015
All des south african, uganda and kenya pastors don sabi dis tin pass our nigerian pastors.. 9ja pastors should upgrade oo.

All des thier anointing.. dem should just continue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Stoke City (2 - 0) On 12th September 2015 by slapandfall(m): 3:33pm On Sep 12, 2015
Ozilllllllllll
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Stoke City (2 - 0) On 12th September 2015 by slapandfall(m): 3:18pm On Sep 12, 2015
Segadem:
your own go worst
I bind you, i throw u into abiss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Stoke City (2 - 0) On 12th September 2015 by slapandfall(m): 3:01pm On Sep 12, 2015
I break every chelsea on my way by fire.

ND. Chelsea. =Failure
COYG
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 12th September 2015 by slapandfall(m): 2:10pm On Sep 12, 2015
This tin is very sweet..COYG
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Almost Fainted Day I Shook Hands With Him – Alamieyeseigha.Vanguard by slapandfall(m): 7:58am On Sep 12, 2015
Comot joorrr
Christianity EtcSomething Wrong With Benny Hinn's Official Facebook Account by slapandfall(op): 12:41pm On Sep 10, 2015
This seems strange. Benny Hinn's facebook account has being flaunting and posting extreme s*xual contents for a whole now.

Was it possibly hacked or what!!!

This is serious matter because this would affect millions.

His facebook page has close to 3millions followers.

Here are some screen shots.

Just search for Benny Hinn Ministries on facebook and see for your self

CelebritiesRe: Breathtaking Picture Of Asa By TY Bello by slapandfall(m): 1:22pm On Aug 25, 2015
All these plenty stories just to snap photo... mtchhheeeewww...

My nokia phone go snap same thing...

As u pose for foto na so u go show.. in 9ice voice
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool (0 - 0) On 24th August 2015 by slapandfall(m): 9:18pm On Aug 24, 2015
Goooaaaaallllll


Ideye for assnal.

Oh. Corner
grin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 10 Mistakes Job Seekers Make … And How to Avoid Them by slapandfall(m): 7:22pm On Aug 24, 2015
All I can see are contradicting statements
ComputersRe: Do I Really Need An Antivirus For Windows 8.1? by slapandfall(m): 9:28am On Aug 18, 2015
Lionhearted:
So Linus requires no Antivirus?
Owing to the fact that most virus are .exe and they wouldnot run on linux.
ComputersRe: Do I Really Need An Antivirus For Windows 8.1? by slapandfall(m): 7:57am On Aug 18, 2015
No. U dont need.. wait till ralia odinga jumpa into your system..

BTT.. as far as it is not Linux,u need an AV
CrimeRe: 36-year-old man dies while performing ritual in Ondo by slapandfall(m): 7:48am On Aug 18, 2015
Stephansmily:
Nooo..dats a comment
Lols.. he is still a learner
Nairaland GeneralWierd But True!... by slapandfall(op): 7:13am On Aug 18, 2015
Most times when we walk into big malls, boutiques, supermarkets, we never question their prices. We pay exactly what we see on the price tags and even hand out tips to the staff.

But the moment we are out of these shops and want to buy banana, our bargaining game gets off to the roof. Poor widow with 12 hungry children at home tells you banana is N100. She even takes out her time to explain how difficult it was for her to even buy it, how the economy is so tough.
But we insist that if it's not N50, we are not paying. Some of us even step back into our cars and make to drive away.

Since 'half bread is better chin chin', this woman is forced to call you back and sell to you at little or no gain. In her heart, she cries, she's worried about how she'll survive with her children. She silently reassures herself that 'It's well.

God will definitely provide.'' While you happily chop the luscious banana. Take some seconds out and think about this, guys. Please don't bargain hard with small vendors like this. They do business not to buy designer bags, Gucci shoes but to LIVE and EAT!
RomanceIs Your Bae Loyal? by slapandfall(op): 2:27pm On Jul 24, 2015
A funny app is currently trending everywhere. It helps to check if your bae is loyal....

Play the game and find out yours. www.baetracker.com

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