Damnnn niggar
Imagine
Dey threaten person....nothing will happen after 14 days

Me self dislike that church make him give me 14 days
Warey...na only who nor get naturalist intelligence, logical and existential intelligence dey believe in all these pastors, spiritual prophet, native doctors
Let me tell you all nairaland members
Native doctors, prophet and pastors and other spiritual men are smart people
They use the trick of "anything is possible " and the "time factor or time trick " to deceive people
1) everything is possible naturally that is why a native doctor or pastor will agree to do anything you are requesting from them to do
2) with "time" anything is possible....that is why a native doctor or pastor can not give a specific date and time his so called spiritual work will come...
The difference between you and dangote is time..the difference between you and a dead man in the grave is time

Damnnn niggar

Isoright

Damnnn niggar

Cancelling each other

Damnnn niggar

Frogged voice just like their drug lord

That one got frogged eye

Damnnn niggar

Don't dare help anybody

Let all suffer

Untill we start stepping into the polling unit without sentiment and tribalism

Damnnn niggar

Isoright

Damnnn niggar

We are still going to owe more

Where are those it will favour me and my family?

Electricity tariff on the high

Tertiary institution fee on the high

Price of fuel on the high

114 percent increase in the salary of elected politicians waiting to be approved by tinubu

Guess what POC every year have been introduced right about now....poc is proof of car ownership certificate of 1000 naira every year

We are still paying for vehicle license o

Damnnn niggar

Just finished watching asteria and obelix: the middle kingdom

And blood and gold

Damnnn niggar

Subsidy way Jonathan removed but because of tribalism una nor allow am see light
Even when things were very cheap as at then

Ya all think we are fools

Lets continue to play a politics of tribalism Lets see how Nigeria ends

Damnnn niggar
Isoright

Damnnn niggar
Make Edo give this next governor position to esan man abeg

I be Bini


But esan man need to still rule...
One thing about me is the fact that am a real niggar

esan need to rule...

There is no way they can't see a competent man from Edo central(esan)

Damnnn niggar
This election really brought out the tribalism hidden in Nigerians especially the south west

Damnnn niggar

Hahah

It will favour me and my family where are ya all?

Let the hardship begins
Am beginning to love this
Bar man give me enough bottles...no pity for any Nigerians untill we stop stepping into the polling unit with sentiment and tribalism

Damnnn niggar
Isoright

Grab my weed to learn

But the truth be say na the snake dey easy pass for am so make him face the snake

Damnnn niggar
Nice one
Advance technology my niggar


Waiting for the Ai prophet Muhammad
sallallahu alayhi wa sallam

Technology is the real deal

Despite we all know that AI simply doing what humans have programmed it to do but bros Righteousness2 go still take this thing personal

Damnnn niggar
Isoright

Make we assume say wetin we hear nor be true

In every rumour there is always a grain of truth

But I hear say that bank w side chick na black beauty

Damnnn niggar

Three tie of weed for you brother
Enough bottles and a nord vpn user name and password so you can be keyboarding like me


You see that engagement ring that thing don turn most to Lord of the ring

Most of them don't know that engagement and introduction is just a way of telling the family and friends that this is the man banging me steadily without condom

Damnnn niggar

Bunch of failures hailing their failed master

Damnnn niggar
Peter obi my niggar
Obi is our president anyday anytime twice on Sunday

1)All educated youth in Nigeria are aware...
Name two states or region with educated, Liberal, intelligent, enlightened and exposed people
Definitely it will be lagos and Abuja right!
And obi won those states
2) the three major contestants were from the three major region...atiku(hausa), tinubu( yoruba), obi(igbo)
So the South South were in a better position to choose because no one among the contestants were their brother....and guess what the South South chose obi
3) osun state is the home of tinubu and yet tinubu lose am because osun state is some how seen as the most educated place in South west...which means tinubu is not even supposed to be among the contestants..not to talk of becoming the president
So if you are a Nigerian youth and you can't figure out this simple truth then your education is a total waste and you need to collect your school fees from any tertiary institution you finished from...hold your head in shame

Damnnn niggarrrr

Nothing wrong

Damnnn niggar

Like seriously



Even the house of the lord is not safe for we smokers anymore

Damnnn niggar
Hell no

What da fuckkk is wrong with Ndlea

Main reason i will do everything possible to delve into politics
Like play like play....i go find my way into the legislative arm of government....
then boom...i propose a bill to legalize weed very important
Then boom again i go propse another bill make all religious institutions dey pay tax...any religious institutions that help in government project like building roads then we give them tax incentives ....


Give all my real niggarz contract

Damnnn niggar

Joke


So the school come before uniben

Damnnn niggar
Isoright

Damnnn niggar

Wooing a woman is the easiest thing now on earth

Just be yourself

Start a conversation that somehow makes her wants to talk even if she is angry at that moment

Take for example say hey baby girl what is the name of this your hairstyle I want to recommend it for someone
She will probably tell you the name ...

If she says this is the name
Then tell her she look beautiful on it this will make her smile the more

Then continue by saying though I know some few hairstyle like Rihanna, Bob marley and braiding but this one on you I have no idea

She will smile again and start explaining joyfully

Then boom add every other thing to It and spice the conversation from there

Damnnn niggar

Nigerians nor dey tire for copy copy
This format don cast

Except she want go finish the dance for one rich man room

Afghanistan she nor go see not to talk of Cyprus

Damnnn niggar

Pussy asss wike

From g-5 governor to g-string female pant soacked in vagina fluid

Damnnn niggar
As a real niggar

Don't put shame for your babe body especially if na serious relationships una dey

Make neighbours nor begin look her somehow say this one nor be woman way her boyfriend dey carry carry another woman once she nor dey around

Take this new one you are about to bang to hotel.

If she ask why you didn't take her home tell her you just fumigate your compound and about three days is required for you to stay away because of the chemical

Candidlady:


You started well but lost me when you got to the TAKE HER TO A HOTEL part
Ihope the day you come to Abuja we cross path
Nonsense thing

Haha
You nor tell me say na abuja you dey na...I dey always come abuja steadily
I was there about four weeks ago...spent two weeks there
That was were I even watched fast and Furious 10 at the cinema

Damnnn niggar
Too bad
Rest in peace

Police is one of the biggest problems we have in the country

Imagine forcing money compensation for the family instead of justice

You accused her of missing 17k for Daily sales

And still she replaced the money but you went ahead to torture her

Mehnn....I can't just imagine someone doing this to my own sisters

The world would have been a better place if there is justice and quick dispensation of justice

First that hotel should be under lock and keys if at all it is not burnt down

Damnnn niggar
How time flies

I hear this story that time

But he suppose don come out of jail since then na
After all jail sentence is calculated day and night
Which means the seven years is equal to 3 and half year

Anyway what do I know am just a weed smoker, keyboard warrior, a pussy banger and drunkard

Damnnn niggar

Wizkid my niggar

Damnnn niggar
Initial gra gra Tinubu is doing

We all know how it is gonna end

The 114 percent increase in the salary of elected officers is waiting for him to come and approve

40 percent hike in electricity tariff already

Tertiary institution increasing tuition fees anyhow

Where are those it will favour me and my family? Una tears go too sweet