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Education / Re: How I Emerged Best UTME Candidate With 360 Score - Umeh Nkechinyere by slawomir: 1:21pm On Jul 01, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Nice
Females can be so intelligent if they really want to put their mind

Edo state tried..produce two candidates for the top 6 highest jamb score
Stephen Aguele 358 from Edo state second position after this girl
John fulfilment 356 from Edo state fifth position

Post utme still dey exist so? Na that exam supposed test wether them good and smart

OloYeOfEgbE:

NO DULL AM
One of our students, Andrew Imoukhuede, who scored 355, had 99 per cent in Mathematics.
Another solid Edo pon da beat
Heart beat of the nation for a reason

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Romance / Re: Davido Cheating Saga: Men, What Do You Want? Part 2 by slawomir: 12:28pm On Jul 01, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Although men are polygamous by nature or in nature whatever

In the case of Davido we should understand that one...a grieving man can not reject kpekus
while he was in pain and grieving and crying over the death of his son and he needed a shoulder to lean on instead of all this women to empathise only..they were empathising and giving him a shoulder to lean on and offered kpekus alongside....a grieving man doesn't have the mental strength to say no
Poor Davido

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Politics / Re: Edo Govt Mourns 11 Travellers Killed In Benin-Lagos Expressway Accident by slawomir: 9:06am On Jul 01, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Heard that story

It was really damnnn

Ihateheadslamer:
They'll always mourn but can't do nothing to fix the bad roads allover Edo state very irresponsible government angry

You are not a real niggar

It was Benin-lagos Road niggar

That road belongs to federal government

Have you seen Benin-abuja own that one is worse niggar
Apc Buhari tinubu's administration is a disaster

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Romance / Re: I Need Help, I May Never Get Married. by slawomir: 9:02pm On Jun 30, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Just relax you are not the only one in this situation

Someone told me am not mentally ready for that life style

And I accepted...


BaEnki:


So how do you cope?

I want to get out of these circle, I don’t know what I really needed, I’m blessed with the things I wanted, but they changed nothing.

I Just got some few baby girls I bang...nothing serious
My own situation is even worse...the last time I asked a girl to spend more than one week with me after about three days I was no longer getting that excited..so i don't even understand how married people live together for years and still get excited maybe probably they are tired of each other but they are pretending just because of their kids and what society will say
Me personally I don't think marriage is for me

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Business / Re: Dangote Becomes $20m Wealthier, Maintains Spot As Africa’s Richest Man by slawomir: 8:35pm On Jun 30, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Dangote is not even the richest man in Nigeria not to talk of Africa

I know alot of you will call me idiot but no wahalar

Dangote source of wealth is not questionable reason you guys are deceived that he is the richest

Na Nigeria one person for talk that year say or he or she nor go fit poor make he or she come poor like Dangote

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Car Talk / Re: What Is The Average Price You Spent On Fuel In A Day? by slawomir: 7:59pm On Jun 30, 2023
Damnnn niggar

I don't buy fuel anymore
Fill my lexus Es 350 full tank with 35k

So since then any movement way nor make sense I nor dey go

If I want drink beer na bar way dey treckable I dey go

For generator I nor dey buy at all

We dey get light almost 24 hours in a day here in Benin city

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Should Scrap Ministers Of State Position by slawomir: 7:42pm On Jun 30, 2023
Damnnn niggarrrr
I know he ain't gonna scrap it

That is one of the ways he is gonna reward his cronies

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Education / Re: Maduka University Appoints Charles Uzodimma Ogbulogo As Vice Chancellor by slawomir: 7:40pm On Jun 30, 2023
Damnnn niggarrrr
Congratulations

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Romance / Re: Which Of These Defaults Can You Manage For The Sake Of Love(pictures) by slawomir: 7:32pm On Jun 30, 2023
Damnnn niggarrrr

Bros op dey say sex addiction

You nor know wetin you take dey play

The rest can be managed and as time goes on solution can come but that sex addiction from a woman go drain your blood till the end of time ...no solution bro

PerfectStranger:

How about getting her a dild0? Where your strength fails, she quickly switch.

Bros dildoo nor dey do the work for them
Na the real thing a nymphomaniac dey find

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Deletes Tweet Where He Referred To Bola Tinubu As President by slawomir: 7:25pm On Jun 30, 2023
Damnnn niggarrrr
Obi my niggarrrr

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Crime / Re: Police Van Runs Over Handcuffed Man, Officers Arrested by slawomir: 7:13pm On Jun 30, 2023
Damnnn niggarrrr

Normal the bad behavior police officers here in the south south is something else compared to North

Especially here in Edo state
Celebrities / Re: Meet Evanny Patrick, Ice Prince Alleged Fiancee by slawomir: 7:05pm On Jun 30, 2023
Damnnn niggarrrr

Ice prince know better thing

Ice prince my niggarrrr
Oleku master..this guy don dey ball for music industry as at then them Wizkid still dey wear pampas

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Celebrities / Re: Chioma Leaves Davido For The Second Time. by slawomir: 5:29pm On Jun 30, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Hmmmm

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Sports / Re: Messi's Sensational Goal Against Benfica Named UCL 22/23 Goal Of The Season by slawomir: 4:20pm On Jun 30, 2023
Damnnn niggar

I check the op

Because I know say he nor go fit be obembet

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Romance / Re: Go On A Date With Your “birthday Mate” This Weekend. Mine: March 1st. by slawomir: 3:53pm On Jun 30, 2023
Damnnn niggar

May

Ain't gonna say the date for security reasons
Romance / Re: See The Video Of The AI Robot In Abuja First Bank That Replaced Customer Care by slawomir: 1:29pm On Jun 30, 2023
Damnnn niggar

I know it can't be zenith bank


But though the advantages outweigh its disadvantage but hmmmmm
Sports / Re: Benjamin Mendy Said He Slept With 10,000 Women, Court Hears by slawomir: 11:52am On Jun 30, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Kpekus be destroying men and their reputation

In the case of Davido I understand that one...a grieving man can not reject kpekus
while he was in pain and grieving and crying over the death of his son and he needed a shoulder to lean on instead of all this women to empathise only..they were empathising and giving him a shoulder to lean on and offered kpekus alongside....a grieving man doesn't have the mental strength to say no
Poor Davido

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Sports / Re: Do You See Chelsea Challenging For Top 4 Next Season by slawomir: 10:44am On Jun 30, 2023
Damnnn niggar

No where near

Man city will still be the champion

Epl is one overrated league

Don't tell me they excel in champions league and Europa conference league this year

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Travel / Re: Lone Man Repairs Highway In Ogun To Save Motorists From Gridlock by slawomir: 10:30am On Jun 30, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Just dey waste he strength for country way nor get head

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Sports / Re: Osimhen Only Interested In Joining Real Madrid Or Man United –bagni by slawomir: 10:28am On Jun 30, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Who he want bench for real Madrid?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Your Experiences With Chinese Bosses As Nigerians by slawomir: 9:54am On Jun 30, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Isoright

No much experience though with Chinese bosses..... except the one way one Indian man do me that year...

Them employ me and almost sack me the next day... stupid asian people.... simply because i miss the company bus that morning
Indians are very strict sha..mumu people...
Interview successful in ihovbor electrical power plant/ marubeni...na so nigggar dey happy go house...go prepare for the next day for the remaining additional interview and resumption of work.... company bus na 6:30 am...see wahalar...how i want take meet up..ok I go do am... early morning next day niggarrr run reach bus stop by 6:42am...bus don go..haaa.. problem.
Enter bike pursue... forwhere....i nor see the bus..I just kukuma say make the bike man carry me go the company direct...reach there unfortunately my boss one Indian man just dey the entrance of the office...why are you late? Niggarrr was dumbfounded......okay Indian man says go back you have been sacked...no need for the remaining interview....haha.....no na... just like that..na so a real niggarrr begin dey beg one stupid Indian man for him own country...see disgrace... finally Indian man accept.....Indian man says oya go and clock your card...
Indian people are just something else... funny enough they were even using their own products in Nigeria...the company bus was TATA... Indian vehicle
I nor even work reach one year for there self..I just gather small money from the salary then i forward my resignation letter...I just use the amount i gather plus the bonus amount way the company give me....I just buy one laptop begin dey huzzle for house....I can't continue to be disgraced and treated badly in my own country by some stupid Asians...

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Romance / Re: Ladies This Is Harmful To Your Womb, Always Do This Now!!! by slawomir: 9:05pm On Jun 29, 2023
Damnnn niggarrrr

Hmmmm

A new one

We learn every day though

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Politics / Re: Festus Okoye: I Don't Understand Reliance On IReV when the parties had agents by slawomir: 8:55pm On Jun 29, 2023
Damnnn niggarrrr

Warey

If nor be tribalism way dey worry us for Nigeria

You and Mahmoud for don dey one side that na if at all una still dey alive after a cataclysmic revolution and protest fall on una head

This is why I love arab country
Light up my weed while I puff it with anger and walk outta this thread

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Politics / Re: Ekpa Cautions British High Commissioner Montgomery by slawomir: 7:40pm On Jun 29, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Just let this people go

They don't wanna be part of this failed tribalistic entity

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Business / Re: Gtbank, Zenith, Fidelity, Unity Bank Under Investigation For Data Breach: NDPC by slawomir: 7:14pm On Jun 29, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Nice

magoo10:
zenith bank always in the picture for wrong doings.

Zenith bank have been a pain in the ass for more than one year now

Everything about their services is failing
During the naira scarcity imbroglio
It was stanbic bank that got my back
Zenith failed me

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Politics / Re: Bandit Leader, Dogo Gudali, Killed By Explosives Planted By Gang Members by slawomir: 6:38pm On Jun 29, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Cancelling each other that is like own goal
That is like a maguire with them

So many maguire this days....political maquire, economic maquire and terrorist or bandit maquire

God1000:
Good news and a well deserved death.

Unfortunately they will appoint another person to replace him, they are cancers.


Terrorist are like hydra when their head is chopped off then expect another head immediately as an outgrowth from other parts of the body

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Grand Welcome At The Palace Of The Alake Of Egbaland by slawomir: 6:12pm On Jun 29, 2023
Damnnn niggar

Parambulating instead of getting his ass together and get to work

Nigerians are suffering

It will favour me and my family people are suffering

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Health / Re: WHO To Declare Aspartame Sweetener A Possible Carcinogen by slawomir: 3:59pm On Jun 29, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Na today
Abegi wetin for this life way nor dey harmful to man ?

Almost everything

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Politics / Re: One Month After His Inauguration: How Has President Tinubu Performed So Far? by slawomir: 2:29pm On Jun 29, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Minus 100
(-100)

A revolution is needed in this country to set things right
But you know the funny thing a revolution can not happen in Nigeria because tribalism is still very in our head

Ya all should fasten your seat belt...Nigeria is gonna get worse
We can no longer deceive ourselves..
Okay you all should imagine..fuel price increase and we heard it is gonna be increased to 700
Tertiary institution fee hike...elected officers salary to be increased by 114, 1k yearly car ownership certificate to be introduced..what about our normal car registration documents is that not enough evidence we own the car
Electricity hike is on its way
Nlc is a toothless bulldog and no protest anywhere
The people can not protest because it will be seen as fighting against a particular region because their son is the president
Same thing happened during end sars protest...the north did not participate because their son was the president
Maybe we should wait until a south south son becomes the president again then a protest can happen just like the way it happened during Jonathan subsidy removal
We should stop deceiving ourselves tribalism is ruining us in Nigeria

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Politics / Re: Viral Video Of Seven Policemen Escorting Man With Cow, Force PRO Reacts by slawomir: 1:46pm On Jun 29, 2023
Damnnn niggar
Just imagine
A revolution is needed in this country to set things right
But you know the funny thing a revolution can not happen in Nigeria because tribalism is still very in our head

Ya all should fasten your seat belt...Nigeria is gonna get worse
We can no longer deceive ourselves..
Okay you all should imagine..fuel price increase and we heard it is gonna be increased to 700
Tertiary institution fee hike...elected officers salary to be increased by 114, 1k yearly car ownership certificate to be introduced..what about our normal car registration documents is that not enough evidence we own the car
Electricity hike is on its way
Nlc is a toothless bulldog and no protest anywhere
The people can not protest because it will be seen as fighting against a particular region because their son is the president
Same thing happened during end sars protest...the north did not participate because their son was the president
Maybe we should wait until a south south son becomes the president again then a protest can happen just like the way it happened during Jonathan subsidy removal
We should stop deceiving ourselves tribalism is ruining us in Nigeria

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Politics / Re: How Emefiele Moved Shady ₦400 Billion To Monguno’s Office - Sahara Reporters by slawomir: 12:37pm On Jun 29, 2023
Damnnn niggar

All these are unfounded allegations
Sahara reporter is a disgrace



A terrible accident just happened in Benin-lagos Road right now killing all 18 passengers at ovia river
DaveHarry:

You sef spreading fake news

That of the accident is confirmed

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Celebrities / Re: Happie Boys Start Skit Making And Dancing In Cyprus (Video) by slawomir: 11:45am On Jun 29, 2023
Damnnn niggar


Atleast anyway na way

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