₦airaland Forum

NeoWanZaeed:
Science is fiction.

for your mind

govomotors:
The things I don't like is telling me 13 or 70 million years ago. Who will I asked to confirm if this is true or false.

Even with our eyes open, we have been told no more BH in the dreaded forest after tactically defeating them

there are techniques used to date them

babzo:
They might have already found some. Possible descendants of the giants mentioned in Genesis 6. They were probably 9ft tall.

In Geologic time scale, humans were not in existence 2 billion years ago

iphi:
My boss posted on her WhatsApp story "Who will be my Val" and other series of messages concerning taking her out for Val.

I'm older than her and she respects me, deep down I really like her, I don't know if I should ask her playfully, we chat a lot. I tease her a little bit when she posts a picture that is not fine and we laugh over it.

I want to tell her if she is unsuccessful in her search for a date I can be her back up plan. I don't know if it's a good idea to tell her that. I need honest and matured opinions please.

For me, I see nothing wrong....if she takes it nicely!

NwaAmaikpe:



Yes Glaucoma is hereditary.
But unlike regular hereditary diseases, it makes sure the oil touches every branch on the genetic tree.

For example.
If A suffers from Glaucoma, A's first cousin will too. And if A's first cousin does, his nephew will too.
If A's first cousin's nephew gets glaucoma, then his grandchild could too.

So it is indirectly hereditary.
It can not be cured because it is caused by a damage to the eye nerves due to increased occular pressure.
It can only be managed if detected early, also note that nerve damages caused by Glaucoma are non reversible.
These nerve damages deteriorate till you eventually stop seeing evils.

Never in the history of Nigeria has there been a rise in glaucoma as we have it today.
This is because, 'Man dey see too many things these days' unlike in the past.

How can a man watch porn, ejaculate frequently with his eyes squinting each time he does.
Or walk on the streets seeing different shapes of yanshes and encountering police brutality without his eye pressure rising?

The only way to prevent Glaucoma is by resting your eyes a bit more.
Don't open your eyes too wide when you see big yansh and don't close your eyes too tight if you want to cum.
Don't also wake up at night to read your partner's WhatsApp messages because a High Blood Pressure can also trigger Glaucoma.

Most importantly, visit an eye clinic periodically for routine checks because Glaucoma can wake up one morning and remember your address.

Thank me later because I am too busy with fvckery.

I swear this guy no well���

rentAcock:
Thank you OP. I have never understood why people travel overseas for vacation when we have everything right here in Nigeria.

the right question is...have you ever traveled out of Nigeria before? If you have, you wouldn't make such comment...step outside Nigeria, you will understand. If I post pictures of the Calgary zoo here, just the penguin section, you will burn your passport! There are individuals who have better zoos at their backyards than this crap called zoo in Ibadan

Kizzygentle:
Pls explain 24/8 to me

those were the numbers Kobe Bryant wore with Lakers...the numbers were retired (meaning nobody can wear them in Lakers ever again)

Let's think this through, googling Lacazette is enough to know that he has a girlfriend, the lady here is just playing the victim, I can bet she probably knew but hoped he would choose her ahead of the long-term girlfriend. The girlfriend should be the one saying this sh*t not her. Let's assume the new girl truly didn't know anything, after Lacazette told her, what stopped her from leaving and tell Lacazette to sort out his sh*t before coming back to her if he truly wants her? Abeg leave this story joor, she knew and enjoyed it all along. Ladies playing the victim since 1300BC

I'm sorry but you simply can't give what you don't have

Erediauwa:
N3. 5mil a month? Lol, the first question every sane Nigerian citizen will ask is;

"Which kain food He dey chop"

El-Rufai came out to make the lies more believable for moronic zombies by saying that the sum was not only for feeding but for security as well..... How much are they paying those security men attached to El-zakzaky monthly?


When I come here to tell you guy's that baba lifeless is the grand patron of corruption, brain dead zombies will flood my mention like flies.

This useless administration thinks we all are "Sai baba" miscreants who accept the lies they churn out...

Shame on you Major General M. Buhari (rtd)

maybe na Lion meat he dey chop

Let him work on getting into the starting lineup first

sleeknaija:
Zlatan is a legend.. His present and old records speaks for him..

enough to compare with C Ronaldo?

LOGOBELT:
You have really tried discovering her faults.

The next thing is to study her... Like what are the things that makes her angry? What are the things i do that piss her off? Most importantly, what does she want?

The matrimonial bedroom is not just a sleeping room... Wake her up at night, talk to her solemnly, once again i said solemnly...

As for your chat with your ex Biko, end it "its better to stay off Ex especially when you are married, to prevent Family Palava"

As for driving her to the market, antenatal and church, boss its your RESPONSIBILITY as the husband.

We men only show love to our partner before marriage, once she is in, you find it difficult to continue what you started.

Like I said, yoy have discovered her faults, next is to study her......

After that, next is to wake her up at night, say sweet and emotion capturing words to her, then when she fall for it.... Hit her with the words " Dear, i want to discuss something with you" while you caress her. Talk to her about it, and am sure she will listen.

Women aren't that DIFFICULT you just need to ADJUST a little, so that ONE TROUSER CAN FIT YOU TOO

this is a beautiful response except the part you said it is his responsibility to drive her around...I don't agree with that abeg, he can get her a good car or SUV to do that

lovingyouhun:
For those who commented without seeing the video una do well

The guy said, this is the Bentley that i saw for you, let me know if you like it
SAW not BUY
Awon bloggers, fake news headline, op you ought to be arrested for this

I mean, I had to watch it again!

One of the hardest decisions for a very younger player is choosing the right club to grow in, yes it may have worked for him like it did for Thierry Henry as Wenger sure gives young talents enough time to grow and it could have easily gone bad as well. I urge him to work on his present form, he will get even better with time

Bawofss:
ur Arsenal dreams can still be achieved if u work really hard at ur present club.......this guy is better than Tammy Abraham

I don't totally agree with this, tammy is playing in chelsea (EPL) presently, Osimen is in Lille (French league)...the difference is long abeg

beresponsible:
Different case different circumstance.
Every PD has bad officers but when obviously guilty of a crime, suspects don't want to go enter cell so they offer to settle instantly and later come online to ask for recourse

....and does that make it right?

obafemee80:
https://autojosh.com/dad-forced-to-pay-₦3-6m-after-3-year-old-daughter-scratched-10-brand-new-audis-at-dealership/

please remove that last paragraph..."lucky dad"?

It is very sad to read the gibberish I read here. A lot are leaving the dastardly act to blame Ozil, while some blame Islamic terrorists for what is happening. Please we should all remember we were humans before choosing a religion. Condemn the act against humans, be it Christians or Muslims. Condemn it!!!!

healthserve:
Activated charcoal absorbs yes. But explain using chemistry how charcoal will separate the toxin inside the body and separate it from the blood and then extract it from the body


Mind you, you're speaking to an Emeritus Chemist.


Now, explain how this will occur theoretically

Oga you are wicked oooo, your question is just like asking him to write JAMB again

Coldfeets:
No, they can never be the same.

Rattlesnake is on a different plane when it comes to poisonous snakes.

You can start comparing rattlesnakes to king cobras in the potency of their deadly venoms.

rattlers are the same family as vipers with similarities in long fangs and the same type of venom (I have forgotten the name they call their type of venom). The venom is different from snakes like the cobra because the venom of a cobra and the likes attack the respiratory system while that of a viper or rattlers as you may call it attacks tissues right from the bite point, you can do your research

Coldfeets:
All these ones no go work if na mamba or rattle snake bite you o!

Luckily, mamba and rattlesnake no dey naija.

yes, we don't have rattlers in naija but we have their family in vipers...they are almost the same

dawnomike:
1 - Tightly tie the upper region and lower region of the bite wit a rope to reduce the venom flow into the blood stream...

2 - Cut open the bite areawit a knife or blade and try to such out d venom

3 - place a cut of onions on d region.

NB: Do all d above while rushing the victim to the hospital

did I just read "suck out"? Please don't try this deadly act...not all venoms find the bloodstream, the venom of a viper eats away the tissue....sucking it out is a death sentence already!

WarriFirstBorn:
I cannot call a married woman "Darling" in a cyberspace. That's not cool at all. Even if you don't respect her respect her husband. There are other official or formal words you can use to describe her.
What happens to 'hardworking', 'dedicated', 'resourceful', 'tireless' manager?
If I am your friend, no matter how close I am to you and your family, I can't refer to your wife as darling. Na wetin bring that kind rough play come?

Words used in this kind of situation should be strictly official and formal.

that's for someone who takes life really hard...I have met people in real life for the first time and they call me darling, it doesn't mean anything abeg....even in cyberspace!

Zizza:
But if his wife wrote this about her 'bank manager' he'd hit the roof. Many men have stinky hearts. Watch and be wise b4 you fall into their traps

it depends on perception...don't be quick to judge since you don't know the relationship he has with the wife and vice versa with this manager or your proposed bank manager in the picture, you sure can't conclude on his reaction

Andrez123:
Arsenal has not won a game with more than a goal margin in the Premier league this season, 1-0 away win at Newcastle, 2-1 home win against Burnley, 3-2 come back win at Home with 10 men against Aston Villa and 1-0 home win against Bournemouth. All the wins have been by a single goal margin until 3-1 against West Ham last night.

The last time that Arsenal won an away match when loosing at half time was 8 years ago against Chelsea in October 29th 2011, Arsenal was losing 2-1 at half time but came back to win 5-3 away at Stamford Bridge.

I hope it's all clear now.

crystal....you didn't include "this season", that was what got me confused

Andrez123:
This is the first time that Arsenal won a game in the Premier league by more than one goal margin.

This is the first time that Arsenal have come from behind at half time to win an away game in 8 years.

Arsenal have now ended their worst run of form since 1977 tonight with this 3-1 away win at West Ham.

I'm not sure I understand your first 2 statements up there

Eteka1:
What did the DSS want Sowore to do (in the alleged proposed deal) and what they would do for him in return.

He didnt give details, only called it "death warrant". Oversabi!

I'm sure you know he won't publicly say the details of the deal, attorney-client privilege

DaBullIT:
This same video as narrated by several other lawyers turns out to be propaganda,


With all you dumbful intelligence don't you wish you didn't write this stupid comment now?


The first red flag was the fact that only one alleged DSS officer tried to arrest Sowore, no weapons, no nothing



Bunch of fools

just shut up, you goofed on what you wrote, don't change the topic trying to justify your imbecility! DSS denied they didn't try to arrest Sowore but he ended up in their cell...does that make sense to you? If they didn't try to arrest him why would Falana drive him to their headquarters? Use your brain ode!

DaBullIT:
Senator can talk all she wants but she obviously can't interfere in nigeria's internal politics

and No, Trump can not do anything , he has his own battles to fight


DSS was just being excessive , just like every other armed forces in Nigeria , oh and those who believe someone was negotiating with sowore to keep him quiet , You are sitting on a long thing

you obviously didn't watch the video but just made a stupid comment trying to be smart but ended up being dumb. Watch the video, OGUFE!

Warlock and Omen!