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Foreign AffairsRe: Unidentified Man Falls From Sky In The UK by slightlyMad(f): 9:36am On Dec 11, 2012
who says dreams dont come true?
though dead on arrival, he made it to the UK
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Iphones For Sale (Updated) by slightlyMad(f): 7:44am On Dec 11, 2012
refurbished, right!
ComputersRe: Please, Help With Linux Installation! by slightlyMad(f): 12:16am On Dec 10, 2012
centOS should install fine on oracle VM,
i have centOS installed and working.
ProgrammingRe: Why Are Our Software So Typical( And Mediocre) by slightlyMad(f): 1:32pm On Dec 09, 2012
who writes softwares that wont sell?
how will you put food on the table?
ProgrammingRe: Who Writes The Job Specifications In Nigerian I.T Firms? by slightlyMad(f): 1:18pm On Dec 09, 2012
it very annoying, most times when i see lists like that, i will be like - if i knew all these things will i be looking for work?

they beleive u must knw all and every, both web design, web development, software, databases, networking, security etc. not knwing that pple tend to specialize in one or two
I've had the opportunity of being a member of an employer's board and we had lots of developers with years of experience in C, C++, C#, java, python, PHP, asp/.net, Perl, mobile etc all in each CV

all claimed to have worked with 2 or more well known companies as programmers,
They turned out looking clean in their suits and that's all to it

They couldn't answer simple questions in their language of choice.
at the end of it all, i raised a point, "it is almost impossible to get anyone with those skill sets looking for jobs"
EducationRe: 4 Lead City Students Died In Ibadan Auto Crash Early This Morning by slightlyMad(f): 2:55am On Dec 09, 2012
that has to be at over 100km/hr in opposite directions to achieve that kind of scene
making it over 200kn/hr impact
RomanceRe: Problems With Toasting A Lady In Midst Of Her Friends by slightlyMad(f): 2:53am On Dec 09, 2012
talk politely and dont let your confidence ooze out right there.
the truth is they know you have the confidence by approaching them so no point showing it off
just say stuff like "Excuse me, can i have a minute with you?" (while looking at your target in the eye)
but please make sure you are looking clean, or you may regret trying.
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Spokesman "Abu Qaqa" Arrested In Kano by slightlyMad(f): 5:28pm On Sep 17, 2012
pls let them kill this guy sharply like they killed yusuf.

let them go meet their 72 virgins
WebmastersRe: Eyowo.com Seems To Have Lost Focus by slightlyMad(f): 1:15pm On Sep 17, 2012
afam4eva: Rapidshare seems to be offering dedicated and related hosting service, so i want to assume that they're running a dedicated server. But then again shouldn't the nameserver be customized? I'm still doing some research...
yes you are on point, they can run their own DNS
Security starts from hiding simple details like your host server provider
PhonesThieves Caught Unpacking Entire Apple Store With BMW X5 by slightlyMad(op): 5:30pm On Sep 15, 2012
Thanks to a quartet of Los Angeles thieves, we now know that the front end of a BMW X5 can make an effective battering ram against an Apple Store, which they looted after busting through the front window, swiping as many i-goods as possible and then fleeing. This is not how you pre-order an iPhone 5.


Police in Riverside County were holding Equonne R. Howard, 22, on $600,000 bail and three theft charges, after he was apprehended Wednesday morning hours after the attempted BMW-Apple integration. According to police, the group hit the Temecula, Calif., Apple Store about 5 a.m. on Sept. 6, in an attack that lasted less than two minutes, using a 2003 BMW X5 as a door knocker.

State registration papers list Howard as the owner of the X5, and police say he ditched it a couple of hours after the robbery due to two flat tires; you can see in the video where the X5 repeatedly rams the Apple Store's security gate and takes out some display tables trying to escape. According to The Press-Enterprise, Howard is also accused of swiping a can of fix-a-flat from a 7-11 in a bid to reboot his getaway.

The three other Steve Jobs fanboys who lept from the SUV to swipe the devices remain at large. Had they waited a week, they would have known the iPhones they committed a felony to steal had their prices cut by more than half with the introduction of the new iPhone 5 on Wednesday. If caught, these geniuses will likely spend time behind a different set of bars.


Source: http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/thieves-caught-unpacking-entire-apple-store-bmw-x5-150455732.html
ProgrammingRe: Help Your Girl O Programmers In The House! by slightlyMad(f): 10:23pm On Sep 05, 2012
what and where will the trigger come from
am referring to the what will tell this code which of the 3 you want to load and where they will come from.

the code provided by csharpjava should help but you will still be as lost you were without integrating that into this
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan's Aides Are Barred From Calls by slightlyMad(f): 5:26pm On Sep 05, 2012
damn, this woman is gone.

a ruptured appendicitis which i guess happened while in midair
infection would have set in.
RomanceRe: When A Girl Is 30+...and Still Single. by slightlyMad(f): 5:21pm On Sep 05, 2012
so from age 21 to 30, all the men who asked your hand in married were not good enough, shey?

well this is what happens when you let "am beautiful" get into your head.
now it's late and you are scanning even nairaland for another chance.

And she's less bothered by what people say about her. Since she's comfortable, have a good job, a nice apartment and a fine car to go with it. And she dresses and wear things younger girls wear. Though she feels lonely atimes, especially in the night, but she consoles herself either with her BB + pinging to keep herself company, or by watching romantic movies and cuddling her teddy bears to keep herself warm.
you are less bothered by what people say right? you better look around you before it's ultra late.
maybe when you reach 40, you will know teddy bears does not work.
Foreign AffairsRe: Michelle Obama's Speech At DNC2012: Democratic National Convention by slightlyMad(f): 10:26am On Sep 05, 2012
can anyone summarize this in like 3 sentences?
thanks
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Diagnosed With Ruptured Appendicitis by slightlyMad(f): 8:36am On Sep 05, 2012
You see? Appendix can be removed here by any surgeon, Instead of trying to diagnose her and figure out it is appendicitis, they flew her straight to Germany.
the long hour flight actually caused this.

For those who dont know, Once that thing bursts, you are done.
The reason it's swollen in the first place is due to infection or obstruction
99% of the time, it is infection and the content is always pus

once the pus and toilet-destined-waste joins the blood stream, you can't make it, you'll die of complications


Nigerian, This is the time to pray for this woman, Not the time to blame.
I wish everyone could set time out to pray for her.
PoliticsRe: Foreigners Own Naira Patent – CBN by slightlyMad(f): 8:55pm On Sep 04, 2012
patent come in 2 flavours, international and local
while local patent may belong to FG, International may belong to any smart a55

If they drag the country to court, Nigeria and generations to come will pay dearly for it.
CrimeRe: Woman Bites Off A Policeman’s Ear by slightlyMad(f): 8:18pm On Sep 04, 2012
This is too bad, can someone ear me out?
CareerRe: How Much is a Good Salary in Nigeria? by slightlyMad(f): 3:53pm On Sep 04, 2012
so how much?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: When Your Boss Refuses To Pay Your Salary? by slightlyMad(f): 3:20pm On Sep 04, 2012
dont deliver, simple

and remember to always frown your face at the slightest opportunity
CareerRe: How Much is a Good Salary in Nigeria? by slightlyMad(f): 10:53am On Sep 04, 2012
Please i need help, How much does an IT Manager earn? lets say like a bank.
ComputersRe: Starting A Unix Process by slightlyMad(f): 10:45pm On Sep 03, 2012
serverfault.com is a quick place to get help for stuff like this.
RomanceRe: How Many Girlfriends Can A Nigerian Guy Have (Men Replied) by slightlyMad(f): 7:45pm On Sep 03, 2012
Idowuogbo: Dat razz guy in d pink zebra print top na correct Werey!!!!! "I like dem wiv big yansh" Lmfaoo!!! grin grin
seriously, only the dude saying "cross breed" is the only one that should even talk, it's even hard to get guys this razz on the street
imagine the guy with comb in hair on pink saying "she must have cup shaped", begger get choice
Jokes EtcRe: 10 Most Awkward Moments I Hate To Encounter by slightlyMad(f): 11:29pm On Sep 02, 2012
mutum what!!!

*pukes*
PoliticsRe: Man Testing ‘Bullet Proof’ Charm Shoots Son Dead by slightlyMad(f): 11:27pm On Sep 02, 2012
Jakumo: Every second around the clock, imbeciles are born in droves on this already crowded planet. Without the thinning of the herd that Darwinian natural selection accomplishes, there simply would be no room to stand on planet Earth. According to this very encouraging news report, the herd was thinned by one more certified dimwit, who took a bullet to the chest, fired by his equally brain-dead father, who should now be castrated to prevent any further breeding of cretins like the one he just killed with his own monkey hand.
can't hold my laughter, you need to pursue a carrier on TV.
Tech JobsRe: Are You An Iphone, Android, Nokia Application Developer? We Need You In Dubai. by slightlyMad(f): 9:48am On Sep 02, 2012
dubai? na!, cant take ma eyez off pretty gurlz
Nairaland GeneralRe: Policeman Shoots Soldier At Bonny Camp Gate by slightlyMad(f): 9:40am On Sep 02, 2012
shot army infront of barracks?
yhu get liver
CrimeRe: OPC Leader Arrested For Attempted Murder by slightlyMad(f): 12:00pm On Sep 01, 2012
when a sane man dares newton's law of motion?
it's called 'LAW' for a reason.
Jokes EtcRe: Price Of Garri Lawsuit by slightlyMad(f): 10:07am On Sep 01, 2012
so will your lawsuit affect the price of garri?

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