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[quote author=Ile-Ife]"Nigerians" never see anything. When idiots carry cutlass and machete to threaten people in their country, declaring India a no man's land. Indians have shown a lot of tolerance in my opinion.[/quote]well, when a nigerian is killed and the police is trying to remove the body when the perpetrators are still in the vicinity
rather than try to capture them.

and Nigerians decided to stand for their own. i dont think that is wrong.
just waiting to hear another senseless killing of a nigerian. i have an indian next door.

eluquenson: Don't you know we have many old generation banks? how can you just think its Union Bank.

Contrary to popular reports
the bank is actually FIRST BANK OF NIGERIA.


and sure, it is a very old bank with rickety old patrons and matrons at every levels, all being promoted based solely on man-knows-man, with their peachtree certificates obtained under oshodi bridge
or what other justification to you have as to why the account numbers were gladly disclosed to the media?

Knowing that any young mind with an active internet access and an operational account with a newer generation bank like GTB can easily "google" the account owner's details via NIBSS in the guise of adding a new beneficiary.

*googling his name*

hmmm. there you have it, google result says the account 3031456895 belongs to one man from the south east, with those unique set of name, you are gonna have that kind of money in ur account, no doubt! + Judging by his 3rd name, you can easily tell he was born on a day set aside for Romance

I seriously think it is hightime CBN mandated our old generation bank to stop hiding under the phrase "old generation" every time they perform below expectation. Imagine the volume of both rich and poor customers who on hitting the home page, seeing UNION only to start facilitating cash transfers out of fear of girls of today.

indians dont joke about their business and i so love that

You employ a nigerian and he'll be asking you for permission every month.
i love firing them.

Technology has been both a blessing and a curse.
without tech, many industry you can think off today may be non-existent and guys like dbanj, jayz, beyonce will be local musicians in their respective countries.

Then we would have no idea how our president looks like cos there will be no picture,
and there will be no salary for the 50-man laptop team cos there will be no nairaland, no mark zukerberg, no google, no iphone, no bbm, no TV, no internet, no light.
no candles, not even shakabula cos there will be no kerosene, na Fitila we go dey fuel with palm oil
and goodluck will visit each state by foot and will have no reason to use his legendary line "I had no shoes"

The weather will be more cooler cos global warning will be millions of year in the future.
no fear of nuclear war but if you ask me sincerely, i prefer living 40 years of sweet technology than roam the planet for 80years on bare foot.

besides, am 3rd to comment.

they need to learn from developed countries.

Fingerprint is not secure,
anyone can conjure a fingerprint off someone else' hand print on a glass of club wine.

I have always been a strong advocate that the airport renovation is just a way to gain access to public funds.
there you go! or as that Yoruba man will say "dia you are"

OLEEEEE,

reserved

I like the way everything in Nigeria is being politicized,
even when there is a minor delay with fixing the papers, It gets to the media quickly and there will always be spokesperson ready to speak on the matter
Even when they are not aware if the incident happened or not.

i like the phrase "in accordance with aviation practices all over the world."
that word has been used to death in the past weeks

BekeeBuAgbara: Are you sane?

na ur papa dey sane.

wirinet: Please fellow Nairalanders learn to stick to the subject of discussion, instead of throwing in unrelated issues.

For example; This is a topic about the arrest of Dino Melaye. The question should be, why was he arrested? Had he broken any Nigerian law? Is due process being followed? This has nothing to do with the moral standing of Dino, nor the fact that he was a member of house of Assembly. It is not even about Stella Oduah, because the police had not come out to say he threatened stella oduah. It is about the arrest of a Nigerian citizen. If we do not ask questions now, no one would raise questions also when it is our turn. Remember the story of the " When they came for communists, I was not concerned because I am not a communist, when they came for catholics, I was not concerned because I am not a catholic ....", well you should know the rest.

tell that to you pastor pls.

He was arrested by the police on instruction by the aviation minister.
period.

Yes, the last we need right now is a passionate muslim as president.

Whao, a lot of people go through hell
same goes for Mr President cos he said he once had no shoes.

Good be with you woman.

Codedrock: STELLA IS MOUTHED LEAVE IT LIKE THAT!

mouthed?
someone diverted public funds into her private account and she still occupies that position
another man staged a peaceful protest and he has been arrested twice.

See what i mean by Jonathan being daft
Stella, a woman capable of using OUR money to sponsor future generations to support her corruption campaign
it's gonna be so easy for her to use the police to intimidate Dino.

Jonathan, jonathan.... a man with no shoes.

I can't afford to hang my LED TV on my wall for fear of it pulling down the wall.
same applies to all newly built houses.

Gov. Fashola, Please focus your attention to the concrete block industry,
The concrete blocks being sold these days are not different from eggs.
when they supply you, these guys hire the best handlers and yet, you will record a 5% broken blocks.

Same blocks earmarked for foundation.
those guys can produce 500 blocks from 1 bag of cement.

ilebaami: GEJ was born around 1955 in Oloibiri area of BAYELSA a location that supplied Oil revenue to sponsor the 'Ola' wealth of the Yorubas since then while the owner of the wealth GEJ was shoeless. You that is Richmond will soon eat the gold fields of Ilesha. 'A'i tete mu ole, ole mu oloko'. Ungrateful Yoruba.

fine, now tell me what you think is the way forward, should a broke government continue to service 10 aircrafts?
just tell me cos there seems to be loads of you GEJ payroll guys here doing nothing but posting dumba55 stuffs while being paid taxpayers money

forget what you are being paid right now, think about the future of your unborn generations

yorubas will say "omo oju o rola rii, to n pe omo e ni olaniyonu"

a man whose generation has always been poor till date has decide to christen his child, "Richmond"
no wonder he eat 1 billion naira meal.

Lagbaja looked at the situation and he had no option but to call us MUMU, a very befitting title.

This is the same government saying they cannot meet ASUU's "outrageous" demands. we are talking about the future leaders here
wasting at home.
I wonder if he can actually fly 10 aircraft at same time with each costing ove 100 Million USD
a man who had no shoes.

That woman right now is working very hard to clean her tracks after messing with tax payers money
Even in the face of glaring evidences, Jonathan has refused to uninstall that Ms.
probably Patience told him not to give a damn.

I feel so ashamed that we have a gutless man with extremely low IQ ruling Africa's most populous nation.
i cant wait to cast another vote and remember jonathan, your case will be worst than Agagu's

wesley80: Says an unstreet wise unsuccessful klepto!

What is it with all these guys always on the side of corrupt people, ever ready to defend them.

Wesley, cant you see the clear evidence that this woman is incompetent or is she your mother?

venorite: come na only lagos dey naija ni? why does it look like lagos is the only state that is developing.wish fashola can just come and govern anambra for a year before heading to aso rock

Fashola has indeed proven beyond doubt that every other Governor, both past and present are nothing but looters, just like GEJ and Tinubu.
one dullard raised a valid point recently, that Tinubu actually drew the blueprints which Fashola is currently adopting. wonderful! i had to clap for him.
So Tinubu as fondly called is telling Lagosians he spent 8 years designing the blueprint which Fashola now uses as his only pocket map to take Lagos to the megacity and Lagosians are not buying the superstory?
are you kidding me?

Afam4eva: It's sad that Fashola has not used the same vigor he used in sanitizing some sectors in Lagos to chase away these agberos. Could it be that he's paying lip service to their being uprooted from the society?

Fashola needs to keep those boys at bay as they are obvious potential PDP toolkits
it takes a genius to control those street urchins in a developing mega city, once the city is finally Mega, Agberos will start to embrace frequent use of words like "no market today" all with our reliable police emptying their daily make at regular intervals.

Jonathan is just a daft man with no direction.
and where is that woman with scarf on her for head to come and tell us explain what the government is "trying to do"

Why is my president always showing all 32? can't he just flash the 8 frontal row and keep the remaining inmate?
see as the guy next to him dey smile like a rich man.

babyosisi: Why are they arresting her when it is her Stoopid husband that should be arrested
If he provided for the household,will she be orchestrating her own kidnap to feed the family
They should let her go jor
Rubbish

i know you will be in full support of your species

Let them hide that shameful logo behind the phone and everyone will buy it with confidence.

I was trying to gather some liver to chat up a babe next to me in a BRT bus only for her to bring out her Phone
the phone was so intimidating that my liver gradually started failing as the phone i'll collect her number with is just a disgraceful looking tecno phone .

Well I started the talk about how lovely her phone looks and next she said it's tecno

tecno what? phantom a+ she got for 35k. had to pickup my jaw cos it dropped.

with all sincerity, she is not too bad but she look too average if not below average

touche: @op. It's really a sticky situation. My advice is that you act not based on emotions but logical reasoning. There's no guarantee that the next girl you find won't cheat on you. You stated that girls you have dated in the past also cheated on you so you need to step your game up.
Take the following steps:

1. Forgive her truly, be honest with yourself. 2. Arrange for a meeting with her in a public place (so she will be less tempted to throw tantrums). Tell her that you have forgiven her but you would like to call off the engagement for now. Revert back to just dating her for a probationary period of 6 months.
3. Since you mentioned that you are a programmer, I'd assume that you are tech savvy. Covertly install phone monitoring software on her blackberry (you can buy online).
4. During this period, act like you still love her, be nice, conceal your intentions. Play the sucker, seem or act dumber than your target. Give her a lot of freedom, suggest she spends more time with her friends and I'd advise you do same.

5. Monitor her calls, Facebook, Twitter and BBM conversations (GPS tracking can also be enabled if need be) for this period of 6 months.

Brace yourself for 2 likely outcomes:

a. She will continue to cheat on you.

b. She will truly repent.

Based on the outcome, decide whether to marry her or terminate the relationship.

Best of luck bro.

Thanks man,
i have been very sincere with my posts here and i can tell you that the problem is not me.
i don't have problems getting girls and keeping them. after breakups, i spend time exploring and during this time.
i meet lots of women and i end up having to ignore some, like get number and not even call,
i am very handsome, 6tf 2", speak good english and confident. though not rich. i am a very romantic person
very good in bed and i know exactly where to touch.

she lacks nothing other than money.

For many guys who have taken the route that not 90% women cheats,
you probably have a bad approach plus packaging.

for ladies, i will say you girls and ur many lies is the very reason i opened this thread in the first place
i dont expect much

i have ended up in bed with many attractive women only to find out they are happily married.
i had a case where i ran into one with her hubby in the past.

yea, has the poster not cheated before. when i decide to get into a relationship,
i dont cheat.

for those saying how come all 6 cheated on me, here is it
check her at home or work unexpectedly, ask to use her phone to make an urgent phone call, while on the call, walk outside.
read her sent messages(not inbox), bbm, whatsapp, watch her body language.
there you have it, try it too, you go shock

@touche
i'll take ur advise.
thanks

dBard: Going t cum out straight wit u. If a girl has gotten t d level of being a fiancée n still can't keep her focus, then there's something wrong.
It's usually not about d act, but d reason behind d action. Plus, she's a liar n untrustworthy as well.
Yes, u love her n all that, but why subject yourself t a life where u will b questioning her every move, n f how long?
Good things come t those who wait..truth
There's quality out there..seek f it
As f ur girl, if she done it before, she'll probably do it again.
Keep her around if u want, but look n go f something better, it is out there..
My take

thanks so much. the bolded parts are my very concern

we communicate a lot but not like 5-10 calls a day

at least we talk twice daily on fone and i do satisfy her
so am just going to stick around and find someone better.
thanks for all the contributions.

hmm. Thanks all for your contribution.
I have no problem letting go, i have dated up to 6 girls so far, her inclusive and i can tell you that i have solid evidence of cheating with each one of them.

Moreover the ease with which i am able to woo any girl i meet and have them come my place if i want, is the reason i believe you cant find a girl out there who wont cheat on you. cos am sure all these girls are in one relationship or the other

Right now, i am going through serious seductions with 2 of my very close friend's women. one married, one single
i have been able to overcome both so far by keeping my distance.

and someone pointed if i am lacking something. Sexually? No.
but am just not the calling type.

I always believe women cheat as much as men do but i dont want to imagine my woman doing this.
I really dont go through my woman's phone but she once made a comment that got me suspecting a particular guy on her BBM.
as nature would have it, she was dead asleep while i was awake around 2am coding away.

her phone beeped from a ping. i ignored it, 2 minutes, it beeped again so i looked through to see if it was an emergency cos it was just too late for anyone to be awake and making sure others dont sleep too.

Well, it turned out to be this dude she has always been talking about, she once said if she was broke, this dude will give him whatever he wants without even asking to touch her "big lie, i said to myself"

so i decided to follow up on what could be going on btw them.
she is smart to always clear her history but that did not stop me this very night.

i replied, "hello, you are still awake?"
so we kept talking and i kept him on for like 30 minutes on generic discussions.
at the point where i believe he would never doubt whom he is on to
i started the harmless intimate talks
"i miss you", he replied "really?"
i said "yes nau", my girl uses "nau" after "yes" every time we chat so i used that to make him feel more comfi.
so i asked "when are we seeing"

he replied "we will talk abt that tomorrow"

my conclusion from that sentence is that he wants them to talk about "when to see", when they meet tomorrow.
meaning he interpreted "when are we seeing" as "when are we having sex"

so i took the giant leap from there by saying
"how i wish you were beside me here"
he replied, "but you always act like you dont enjoy it every time we have it"
then i said, "thats because you dont try to turn me on very well",
i stopped chatting with the psycho when he started asking some irritatingly dumb questions like "do you think my thing is always to weak for you?"

bottom line my babe woke up, asked me what i was doing with her fone.
I asked her "what is btw you and this guy"
she said nothing, ok, have u at anytime in the past had sex with him? she said no

so i showed her that chat conversation, then she started begging
crying like a baby with tears everywhere claiming guy was her ex "another big lie".
3am till like 11am, she wont stop crying and pleading to give her another chance.
she deleted the guy's contact in a bid to convince me

Well i did forgive her but i got back the key to my house from her.
my intention is to give her another chance and test her a month later.
well, 2 weeks later, she goofed.

we were arguing over something else when i noticed she was reaching for her phone and subconsciously i was pulling away from her, suddenly i became curious and wanted to go through her phone, but this time with her consent.
she claimed she needed to make a very important call, so i let her have it, only for her to dial her mum and she really wasn't passing across any important info other that the usual expected greetings, so i waited for her to conclude the call, we started the war of "let me see, no you cant see"

i really dont know what she was hiding so i decided to play a smart one, i acted like "whatever" and walked away
i left her to navigate to where ever she intends to navigate to on her fone for like 10 second, only to run back at her and dragging her phone from her, though she clamped it in her hands very hard, i managed to retrieve it
and behold on the screen
i saw "are you sure you want to delete this contact"
i clicked cancel, and it was the same old guy she cheated on me with.

she pleaded she wanted to get something back from him, thats why she added him back
Inside me, i am through with her.
but here is the twist, there are some attributes she has that i must confess is priceless.
the connection we both have is so strong that we look forward to seeing each other even when we part for 1 day, she is my kind of girl and very intelligent.
i have this very strict list of personal requirements my woman must have, up to 7 in the list
she has all 7, come add cheating to am.
i am an ardent believer that 90% women cheat but that she got caught does not mean whoever am gonna end up with wont be worse or even lack some of these attributes i desire.

Do you think i should forget her and i will find someone who wont cheat?
my time is ticking very fast to start trying this and that girl.
we have talked about it and she say it wont happen again

seeing that post on the homepage about the married dude whose wife was cheating got me thinking again
PLEASE DONT MAKE A JOKE OUT OF THIS.
Thanks.

Poster, it's good to read your environments, demands, etc. before creating softwares
or one day, your trouser wont touch the ground anymore.

for the past 30 minutes, i have been battling with this, i have tried all unbarring codes as from the link below and still does not work.
http://www.etisalat.com.ng/elite/services-callbaring.php

anyhelp?

all the time, i have grown a thick skin though and i take every relationship as flings.