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Natasha01: Even dey pple wen dey write pidgin dey shoot gun lolz

i tire o, dem run commot for english to pidgin, come still dey blow am for pidgin.

kai, 1 stupid driver sent 29 people packing, thats so sad and makes me angry but thats definitely not the actual scene picture, Naija journalism

anyway, RIP to the dead

Tinyemeka: 1) Indomie and eggs
2) Hollandia yogurt
3) Chi Exotic
4) Petrol

In that specific order.

are u a baby? or are u allergic to beer or brandy?

why 2 horns like illuminati?

i like to always kill the fun.

amen

Agybabe: Even the poster was following the first lady's words to the letter and didn't even care to follow hers. Anyway mistakes are bound to happen. At least hers wasn't a grammatical blunder, it was just misspelled words, she actually knows where she was heading to.

it was just a misspelt word, not words, misspelt is past participle
she knew where she was heading to.

what is wrong with our women, is it BB?

Mutumdaya: Chei! Wetin be arkworld self

guy, dont you think it's awkward you dont know what it means?

bbpreye: So has the price of garri changed because of this?

Is your profound idiocy innate or did you work hard to achieve it?

Babzilla: THEY WONT. THEYRE EVEN WAITING 4 THEIR LANDLORDS 2 PROTEST 4 THEM

didn't you read the part where i said we went there and was told that Dangote is the one enjoying it?
Barbie abi wetin be ur name, if you know say sense no dey, just keep of the thread.

miky: you they mind the guy?? how u someone can come to conclusion base on rumors is just mind boggling..

You are the greatest fool to grace this planet, are you daft?
First off, How hard is it for dangote to get and independent power plant since he makes all the money alone
why will Nepa officials trade of power supply for stipends dangote is paying them?
if i pay 60K multiply that by 10000 homes in darkness 60,000 X 10,000=600,000,000
600 Million naira, thats what we pay in 2 months
when we are the main problem Nigeria has.

your retarded brain blames the government for everything.

it is synonymous to dangote knocking everyone's door collecting our money and walking away.
because at the end of the day, Dangote records millions of profit, We record loss.

All this is allowed to happen because of some greedy souls who wants to enrich their pocket at our expense.
the money they will end up spending on sickness, they and their families.

UNBELIEVABLE, Dem don bring the light o!

I guess there are many eyes here on Nairaland watching.
I tell you, I can attach my balls to a live wire for 2 days on a cheap bet because i know the light will not blink.
Thats how bleeped up these guys are here.

I am sure some calls went through after Dangote's name hit the home page.

Dangote has a company here at Ogolonto ikorodu, he is using our power to fuel his business

Olowo oshi, dem go say him get money, money wey im dey steal from us.

berem: In the area I reside,we hardly get 6hrs of light daily.am not gonna blame Dangote for that too.the whole blame goes to PHCN who collect bribe.distribution is always a problem for them.smh!

this is the 4th day here with no blink. the last time it came, it lasted for 6 hours and that was it
till further notice. Thats what we have been experiencing for 2 months now.

In my office, we do have light for 7-8 days straight. Thats how improve light has been all over lagos
that's the cause of the pain.

in this case, this very case, it's dangote's ikorodu plant that is being powered. the staff claim they have no control over the decision made by their boss.
can you imagine that? Somehow, we went with loads of cowards, make we begin break bottle, them no gree.

We trooped down to Nepa office at Ikorodu because for the past 2 months every corner in Lagos has been enjoying stable power supply
We residents of Irawo along Ikorodu road Lagos have been spending everyday fueling our generators. We gathered, headed to Ikorodu where the distribution comes from and were told by some staffs there that Dangote, yes the same bully, has paid off their top bosses to fund his ikorodu plant steady power

so they resorted to use Irawo's supply to fuel Dangote as our area is filled with lazy landords who wont complain, Imagine, no landlord association, no nothing, each man to himself.
I am posting here because i am very very angry, in short am fuming and can not even think straight. I spend 1000 naira daily to fuel my small gen, so does everyone around.

My question is, Why will a successful company like Dangote decide to make me pay heavily to fuel his company so he could climb up on Forbes?
for close to 2 months now, that is -60,000 naira from my pocket, Please i need advice before i do something crazy.

Please admin, move this to frontpage please?

i believe you mean python.

seedord247: RIP...

wettin kill am?

death

sheyie2007: headers - make sure there's no space before your <?php opening tags..

it may not be space, it could be any character, the very moment the above error shows up
it's equivalent to the space being talked about.

is this not the pastor who claims Maturbation is not a sin?
i wonder why you guys are surprised

trim() was obviously called on line 394 of C:\xampp\htdocs\skuapp\oop\ez_sql_core.php file

trace the variable being trimmed upwards and you'll notice it's an array
php expects you to pass in a string.

once you fix that, the "cannot modify header" information will probably fix itself.
the error message echoed out wont let you modify the header afterwards.

Abrantie: Not really, it depends on how the ISPs setup their network. May be that's why Airtel/Zain is not the fastest internet in Ghana.

Mind you, that was just a test where a particular server was selected. When one is surfing the internet in Ghana, their connection route doesn't go through Lagos or it might be different depending on where they're located.

somehow, i like your responses, even though i sounded that way. good personality, keep it up bro.

Abrantie: Ok, everyone go to speedtest.net and post your results here.

I am in Ghana and here is mine:

https://www.speedtest.net/result/2135654502.png

Upload sucks.
Download 550 Kbps

ISP: Airtel/Zain (going through Vodafone).

Test Server Location: Accra

so to achieve good speed you have to tunnel through Nigeria
thanks for confirming Akamai's theory

Abrantie: Ok, everyone go to speedtest.net and post your results here.

I am in Ghana and here is mine:

https://www.speedtest.net/result/2135640284.png

so this thing about ghanians being fools is so true

it says Zain communications Lagos, you have a lagos in Ghana?

i trust Akamai, they run a content distribution network.

so where is that ghana bytch posting pictures of MMIA when her main city still browse at 1 kilobyte per seconds

Kobojunkie: And this caused me to remember that only a couple of days ago, someone tried to LIE to us that Boys in Africa don't think sex at all. That only kids raised in the West think Sex everytime of the day. This Nigerian raised boy/child here says he averages 50 girls a week . . . . what for? What for? So he could brush their hair?

https://png-2.findicons.com/files//icons/1039/manto/128/laugh.png

I have never been so insulted in my life

playing hard to get it sweet, on average i meet 50 girls weekly, record breakthrough with like 12 (when with friends, the breakthrough is always higher), delete 10 numbers from my fone weekly
and fucck the balance.

well i have a stable girlfriend also, when am tired i'll dump her.

you know why that girl is my GF?
because she gave me headache while wooing her, there is this thing that make hard to get babes look special
so i decided to keep her until she looses the "specialty".
I am in no way going to marry a babe i never intend to marry at first sight.
her playing extremely hard qualified her for the ultimate heartbreak.

excondido: this is what happens when prosperity becomes the core message from the pupit.

on point.

i go cut im tongue put for middle of d bread

bittyend1: It isn't about that, I actually feel sorry for the Nigerian Police every time I see those 'bravehearts' on TV fighting hardened criminals with STICK AND STONES, no bulletproof vest, shabby uniforms etc.. and they're paid peanuts.

You can't expect them to perform miracles the way they're treated...

Even the UK with all the CCTV cameras everywhere isn't crime free.

this bittyend1 is the same as ROSSIKE or dont you find it weird that ROSSIKE is no longer commenting?

guy, forget that yarn, Nigerian police force is filled with crooks who litter our street in their dirty smelly uniform robbing citizens they are meant to protect of their hard earned cash.

You are obviously one of them.

sweetcocoa: OP you well so? Brush throat that leads to ear ke?

yes, maybe try using a floss... lol


brushing your tongue will go a long way to keep your breath fresh for a long period.
nothing like checking with a dentist regularly.