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Politics / Re: How EEDC Is Defrauding Prepaid Users by Slimbumzky: 12:17pm On Mar 25, 2019
jmoore:

Illegal debt. The postpaid was unmetered billing, there were times of blackout for 6 months yet postpaid bills kept coming. Even after the prepaid meter was issued, they dropped postpaid bills for about 2 months.

You can't say a customer is owing when you are issuing unmetred billing. This is scam

Find a way to report them to the ministerial committee on DISCOS.Those guys fear fashola like masquerade.
Autos / Re: 2006 Toyota Corolla LE Registered @1.4 Asking by Slimbumzky: 9:32am On Mar 24, 2019
A Nigerian Used 2006 corolla shouldnt be more than 800/900k.I dont understand the hype on this model.

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Politics / Re: North Will Field Better Candidate For 2023 Presidency – Shettima by Slimbumzky: 12:15pm On Mar 23, 2019
id911:


Which Tinubu? Whether Tinubu or Osinbajo, they are deceiving themselves. PDP zoning remains in the North and if APC zone its own to SW, then they will die a natural dead because the North will vote for their own

Are you aware that MKO Abiola(a yoruba) defeated Al Bashir Tofa(an hausa fulani)in the 1993 Presidential elections organized by IBB(an hausa)led Junta
Politics is dynamic.With the right alliance,A yoruba man will floor an hausa fulani in 2023.

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Politics / Re: There Was A Newspaper Called Punch by Slimbumzky: 8:11am On Mar 21, 2019
PromiseUche:
I grew up having great regards for Punch Newspaper, but I was caught shot in their play in this recently concluded Presidential Election. #Baised

I dont read Punch newspapers anymore.
They sell propaganda.

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Business / Re: Latest Update from Dangote Refinery, Ibeju-Lekki, Lagos (Photos and Videos) by Slimbumzky: 4:38pm On Mar 18, 2019
OkunrinOloro:
In the long term a collosal waste of money.

China, India and Germany have already announced that by the year 2030 which is just 11 years away, they would have fully done away with the use of cars which run on fossil fuels.

Indeed, Sheikh Zaki Yamani, a former Saudi oil minister, once said, “The stone age came to an end not for a lack of stones, and the oil age will end, but not for a lack of oil.”

But Nigerians have never been known for long term strategic thinking or planning.

You guys will suffer the consequences of poor leadership very soon.
Chief,Calm down and learn from Dangote.
He is in a prime position to see the economic future better than you do.

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Autos / Re: TOYOTA CAMRY, Including Pricing, Features & Photos by Slimbumzky: 10:21am On Mar 14, 2019
Export1:
2014 TOYOTA CAMRY L

Buy Now Price: $ 4,900+$1,113 fees

https://www.auctionexport.com/en/Inventory/Info/2014-toyota-camry-l-145854965?searchID=1459523242#.XIjvEShKiUk

Mileage: 187728.0 Actual
Exterior Color: RED
Drivetrain: Front-wheel Drive
Engine: 2.5L 4-Cylinder Petrol
Transmission: AUTOMATIC
Why is the auction fees on this unit so High??

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Politics / Re: Emeka Ihedioha Visits Prince Arthur Eze In Anambra (Pictures) by Slimbumzky: 7:01am On Mar 14, 2019
udo2018:
Young man stop talking trash.. You obviously don't know Imo state.. Imo state can match Anambra billion for billion.. The only difference between Anambra and Imo billionaires is that Imo billionaires are educated and refined while Anambra billionaires are illiterates and noise makers.. Aside Arthur Eze can any Anambra man rub shoulders with the likes of Stan Leo Eke(Zinox), Tony Ezenna(Orange Drugs) and Paschal Dozie( Diamond Band)?

Capital oil,Coscahris motors,Chicason Group,Ibeto cement,Loius Carter Industries,Innoson motor Manufacturing co,Ekeson Motors,Denca Services(port concessionaire) are all from one town in Anambra state.Yeah you heard me right.A single Town!Need we list other billionaires from Anambra state bro?Nodu ofu ebe.Anaro ama aka nwanne!!!

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Politics / Re: Emeka Ihedioha Visits Prince Arthur Eze In Anambra (Pictures) by Slimbumzky: 6:56am On Mar 14, 2019
Ndi Igbo Ndonu!!
An hausa man from kebbi will tell you that kano and sokoto state are the anchor states in the North.They also defer to kaduna atimes.The Yorubas has since recognized Lagos as the poster state of the Omoluabis.
But the Igbos are continually arguing on the superiority ranking of their states.No one wants to accept a lesser ranking than the other.Funny!Anambra is the pace setter state in Igboland.Let us face reality and accept the truth.
Ife niine aburo ife rijuru afo!

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Webmasters / Re: Nkiruka Blessing Okoro Buys A Brabus Ride As Early 30th Birthday Gift by Slimbumzky: 4:26pm On Mar 13, 2019
Forreellinc:
She no even fine sef
Her Bank accounts are fine.
Na ur type dey comb hair fifty times daily,dey form fine boy.N550 in zenith bank.N3200 in Diamond.Negative bal in Unity Bank.Ugly account balances everywhere.Skills and Ideas rule the world.Not looks.

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Education / Re: UNICAL Final Year Student Killed By Gunmen (Graphic Photos) by Slimbumzky: 2:11pm On Mar 05, 2019
The President of France is your age mate.He oversees the political and economic fortunes of a Super power.
Continue with ur dodorima.
Later u go begin find who swallow ur destiny for ur village.
freemanbubble:
He looks like a stupid bird

Clip them all

Dodorima to my brothers

Africa map is the logo. Black is the colour

One for seven

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: APC Candidate Leading Saraki With Over 20,000 Votes In Two Of 4 Lgas by Slimbumzky: 4:27pm On Feb 24, 2019
PresidoAtikuGcf:
Kwara people are the most foolish people I've ever seen in my life. How can they let go Senate president's position like that. Hmm i never see this kind foolishness before
What have they benefitted from the Senate President?

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Politics / Re: 2019 Presidential Election: Live Updates And Reports by Slimbumzky: 2:21pm On Feb 24, 2019
Oga stop posting fake results here.
[quote author=Tetehjewels post=76071045]CONFIRMED FROM INEC

RESULT

In Kwara: Asa LGA, Kwara central

Senatorial election result

Oloriegbe (APC): 15,932

Saraki (PDP): 11,252
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Politics / Re: Atiku On Course To Win, Buhari Should Pack His Bags – Fani-kayode by Slimbumzky: 11:22pm On Feb 23, 2019
At least he has admitted PMB has won in NW and NE
No more Tambuwal,Lamido and kwankwaso effect.By morrow,he will drop the NC from his list.And by monday,he will drop the SW.Tuesday morning,he will check into th hospital to check on his BP.

Time clears every delusion.

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Autos / Re: Very Clean TOKS Toyota Corolla 2003 by Slimbumzky: 2:49am On Feb 19, 2019
badoh:
1.5 and can you provide the VIN
Asking a Nigerian car dealer to provide VIN is same as asking Buhari to provide his WAEC certificate.They will always try to give reasons why they CANNOT do so.
Career / Re: Wells Carlton Hotel Spotlights Ezenwoye, Others For Exceptional Service Delivery by Slimbumzky: 2:22am On Feb 19, 2019
MyVILLAGEpeople:


Chaiii.. poverty is worse than a disease. And all these ritualists called gee boiz would spend weeks there with all these runz gals..

Anyways MONEY must be made by all and every means. even if it means to dine with Lucifer to have more than enough of it I don't care. Even if it means to spill enough blood, let it be spilled. One can't continue like this.
U need Deliverance.
Politics / INEC Chairman Resigns by Slimbumzky: 12:34pm On Feb 17, 2019
Prof has reportedly thrown in his resignation.
Politics / Re: More Video: Buhari Arrival At Home State Of Katsina For APC Rally by Slimbumzky: 5:14pm On Feb 14, 2019
HomeOfMe:
Hired crowd fro Niger republic smiley Apc and pdp should keep deceiving themselves with fake crowd. The number of people who has PVC at most of the crowds are not up to quater of the crowd. Most of them will not vote,so it's not by the large crowd.

You must be from the southern part of the country.
In the north,almost every eligible person and non eligible ones do have a PVC.
Politics / Re: FG Planing To Postpone Presidential elections- Fayose cries out by Slimbumzky: 4:19am On Feb 14, 2019
This man don start his lies again.Soon,he will start crying on national TV like a baby.You dont win elections by peddling unnecessary falsehood and propaganda.Ekiti elections should have taught Fayose a huge political lesson.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Maurizio Sarri Reacts To Chelsea's Shocking Defeat By Man City by Slimbumzky: 8:37am On Feb 11, 2019
This is the mindset of an average Nigerian.When you ask credible questions you should either as a pressman,observer,stakeholder etc,they either view it as unprofessional or biased.We pretend a lot over here.A Coach just led his team to an utterly embarrasing outing and the press wants to know if he would continue with the team or put in his papers,we then sit in Nigeria and say its an unprofessional interview.In Nigeria,the pressman would have rigmaroled with some useless unrelated questions for some minutes,scared to hit the nail on the head.We pretend a lot here.Its a national problem i swear

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Politics / Re: 'The Broom That Brings Doom' — Nigerians React To Giant Broom Project In Abuja by Slimbumzky: 9:28am On Feb 09, 2019
Most Abuja folks wont like the broom.Buhari has blocked almost all the rampant looting avenues in the civil service.There is no much free money anywhere again.No more everyday clubbing and gallivanting around in the city.No more indiscriminate buying of lands and properties.No more changing of new cars annually.No more hanging out in joints 247.Even the abnormal hike in prices of commodities amongst biz owners has drastically reduced.The bubble has burst.The fakeness of the city inhabitants has been exposed.Even the runsgirls here are relocating to other cities.Reality has since set in.Chai Buhari!!!!!!Sai Baba Mai Gaskiya!!!

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Autos / Re: Affordable Original Honda Car Parts. by Slimbumzky: 5:07pm On Feb 06, 2019
Loskee:


I just wish you were in Abuja. We have a severe scarcity of good mechanics and people with sound knowledge of cars. Most who call themselves automechanics are just here to rip one off
We also do not have a market for TOKs spare parts.All those items you see in Zuba and Apo are all damaged parts.Scammers everywhere.

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Sports / Re: Enugu Rangers Vs Salitas: CAF Confederations Cup (2 - 0) On 3rd February 2019 by Slimbumzky: 1:36pm On Feb 03, 2019
Nigerians are not serious.Lobi stars played in same stadium yesterday.Stadium was almost empty.No body to cheer them up.Enugu is a neighbouring state to Benue,Yet the Benue FA cudnt mobilize fans to cheer the team up.If useless people like Buhari and Atiku come to that stadium now,more than 100k people will troop out and be shinning their useless teeth open.I felt Pity seeing Lobi playing in a near empty stadium in a match they needed all the components of a home advantage.They lost anyways.

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Politics / Re: Why I Think Osibanjo's Heli Crash Is Fake by Slimbumzky: 6:09am On Feb 03, 2019
aonag:
I strongly believe the heli crash is fake considering heli crashes I have seen from videos. Helicopter crashes are very deadly and the chances of survival are always very slim.here are my reasons for saying so:
1. the heli blades always hits the ground and with the force and intensity, breaks and makes terrible marks on the ground which was not seen in the VPs photos and this was a floor without concrete, so where are the blade marks?

2. heicopters do not fall on its side like it was tipped over by mechanics who have to fix that old taxi car. Excetpions would be if it crashlanded on water and rolled over to its sides.

3. at what level above ground did the helicopter crash. as we ll know helicopters faces nose downward while losing altitude not sideways. If you watched the video of the heli crash of the owner of leicster city, you would know what I am talking about.

4. Ask yourself and look carefully, does this helicopter look like it really crashed? The VP should tell us the reason why he staged this event a few days to the election and why not a single occupant of the helicopter got injured including himself. how do you survive a crash like this meaning you looked death in the face for few seconds and you have the courage to continue your campaign like nothing happened. Have you been in a road accident before? if you have, the first reaction is being thankful, still shaking from fear and want to be in quiet mode.


I know some people would come here to say whatever they like, thats fine but this is what i think of the situation. *Staged*



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvk6rslCDAI
Stop spewing Rubbish.
Politics / Re: See The Moment Buhari Entered Stadium In Kano For His Rally(Video&Pix) by Slimbumzky: 7:36pm On Jan 31, 2019
[U are joking bro.Maybe you assume Buhari will still get another 198k votes in the SE in february polls.Buhari has the numbers to win the elections.
quote author=cutesmilez post=75297888]Let me educate some Zombies on how politics works!

Atiku don't need to win Kano state. He only needs atlist 40% of Kano's votes. That's all. As you know, Kano gave pmb above 1.9million votes in 2015 while PDP got less Dan 250 thousand votes from the region. Now going by kwankwanso's movement in Kano. I can categorically tell you that the APC votes in Kano will just be a little above PDP's Kano votes, that's if APC wins Kano in the first place.

Now let's take a look at Rivers state. The state is predominantly a PDP state. Rivers gave PDP 1.4 million votes in 2015, close to 1.5 million. While APC only got 69 thousand + votes in Rivers.

My point? Apc's strongest state is Kano, while PDP's strongest state is Rivers. Going by recent appenings, PDP will sure get above 25% votes in APC's strongest state which is Kano and APC don't stand a chance in Rivers (PDP's strongest state).... Which is already a win win for PDP. Kano will not produce as much votes it produced for APC in 2015, but Rivers will sure produce more Dan wat it delivered for PDP in 2015, this makes it a win win for PDP.

I rest my case! Politics is all about numbers, and getting more votes from ur opposition's strongest place.
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Politics / Re: Ugbizi Michael, Appointed DIG By Acting IG Of Police (photo) by Slimbumzky: 4:15am On Jan 29, 2019
AIGs and DIGs are just ceremonial heads in the police force.They are primarily administrative heads of the various police units.The real act of policing the population are done by the junior officers and mid level officers in the force.The CPs are the real operational heads of the police force.All other officers of ranks above the CPs are just figure head officers enjoying retirement before the actual retirement.
adioolayi:
Police convention act is a mess.....seasoned, trained officers just retired compulsorily because of a promotion of a junior officer is nonsense..... It is simply total waste of years of resources.
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Politics / Re: Who Is This Man That Is Always Close To President Buhari? by Slimbumzky: 4:38am On Jan 25, 2019
He is the SCOP.State Chief of Protocol.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Kenya Hotel Attack: Special Forces Taking Position (More Pics) by Slimbumzky: 7:40pm On Jan 16, 2019
[quote author=THUNDER4real post=74815409]These are soldiers and these are quality guns...Nigeria soldiers are political police. we don't have soldiers in Nigeria. I wonder how our so called security personnel will respond if we're in same situation. Police will say we close by 6p.m for security reasons, Army will say no ammunition, airforce will say no fuel for aircraft, Fire service will also say we don't have water, we can't come. chai.[/quo

You cant try this kind of dare devil operation in Abuja.This hotel is a highbrow one in an upscale location.You should notice the considerable number of foreigners in the hotel.Its just like having Boko haram militants invade Transcorp.If you are well entrenched in the security circle,you should Know the elaborate advanced security counter measures already in place for such attacks in such upscale locations in the FCT.

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Business / Re: 5 Simple Truth About Cement Business by Slimbumzky: 1:54pm On Jan 14, 2019
lakaplonto:
if a company sells at 2000 naira for instance and d distributor sells at 1970 naira to retailerlers. For every bag sold the distributor loose 30 naira. How will d distributor make profit at d end of d month since he looses 30 naira for every bag sold. Am curious I really need to understand this.

Ok.This is how it works.Assuming Dangote sells a bag of cement to his distributors at the cost of 2300 a bag,he then gives them a target of 45000(500 trucks) bags every month to qualify for a rebate.He could say the rebate is 100naira per bag.In order to meet target and earn the rebate,a distributor can sell a bag for 2270 to fasten sales and meet up with the target,knowing fully well that the rebate(commision)will still be enough to cushion that initial loss of 30naira and still put him or her on good profitability.
Mathematically,u buy 2300
You sell 2270.
You intially run a loss of 30.
Then you meet sales target and earn additional 100naira
When u subtract ur initial loss of 30 from the earned rebate of 100 naira,u have made a profit of 70naira.
Most times,due to this particular reason,Dangote distributors sell at a slightly cheaper rate than the company price.

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Politics / Re: Based On Your Observations Which Presidential Candidate Can Win Your State by Slimbumzky: 7:56pm On Jan 12, 2019
Majority of the people who would vote in this election do not even have a smart phone,not to talk of being members of nairaland.When we had our guber polls in Anambra,Osita Chidoka overshadowed every other candidate with his domineering presence in the social media space.But I knew firsthand the unreliability of such platforms.You really need a trusted local structure to win elections.Same applies here.The ones commenting here are the priviledged educated component of our population.The uneducated ones in namoda,mubi,yelwa,ezza,umuleri,ogbomosho,ilaro etc are the ones who will decide who governs us.They are in the majority,more potent than the docile vocal educated minority

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Autos / Re: Abuja Sale: Tokunbo Mercedes Benz 814 (sold) and MAN-Volks (available) Trucks by Slimbumzky: 1:49pm On Jan 11, 2019
How much.State your price here.
Car Talk / Re: How Much Does It Cost To Ring A Car? by Slimbumzky: 11:31am On Jan 05, 2019
Please who can help me with the contacts of a good honest Honda mechanic in Abuja.Thanks
Autos / Re: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by Slimbumzky: 6:28pm On Jan 04, 2019
2009 RX 350,2013 toyota corolla.Thanks.Grimaldi

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