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Romance › Re: This Guy Works In An Oil Company... by slimjohn2k5: 12:10am On Jan 31, 2024
ThiagoKid:
Guyyyyyyyyyyyyy grin grin grin

Not now. kiss
He has spent more than that on u. Just shake his legs small.
The value of your gift determine your class / standard
Romance › Re: This Guy Works In An Oil Company... by slimjohn2k5: 11:59pm On Jan 30, 2024
Buy him a shoe worth over 100k. Nike, puma etc
Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie Quits Acting To Become A Pastor by slimjohn2k5: 10:42pm On Jan 23, 2024
His soul ix confused
Computers › Re: Distress Sale: HP Laptop by slimjohn2k5: 10:40pm On Jan 23, 2024
Is it u or the laptop that is in distress?
Celebrities › Re: Portable Release From Hospital As He Expose How American Boys B£@T Him Like Thie by slimjohn2k5: 10:31pm On Jan 22, 2024
Portable the ripper
Romance › Re: Should I Take Back The Money I Sent Her by slimjohn2k5: 6:42pm On Jan 20, 2024
You hv been used. Define things clearly before making any move.
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Releases Pictures That Set The Internet On Fire by slimjohn2k5: 11:15pm On Jan 19, 2024
Is not big enough
Nairaland General › Re: I Need A Nigerian Death Certificate Asap. by slimjohn2k5: 10:31pm On Jan 17, 2024
Go to your local government but u may need to go with autopsy report.
Properties › Re: Japaa Sale by slimjohn2k5(op): 9:02pm On Jan 16, 2024
Omihanifa:
Pix
Uploaded
Properties › Japaa Sale by slimjohn2k5(op): 9:00pm On Jan 16, 2024
Less than a year used dining set 100k (negotiable)
Location Ajah
0802 722 5530 Whatsapp or call

Romance › Re: Family Who Rejected A Man’s Marriage Proposal Makes U Turn After …… by slimjohn2k5: 7:38pm On Jan 16, 2024
Yugoslavia247:
Is like you are the relative to the gal.

So na them help Hussle.

Dey play
they helped him change his priorites
Romance › Re: Family Who Rejected A Man’s Marriage Proposal Makes U Turn After …… by slimjohn2k5: 7:34pm On Jan 16, 2024
Be thankful to them. if they not reject u, maybe u for never enter Germany
Properties › Japaa Sales by slimjohn2k5(op): 6:08pm On Jan 16, 2024
Less than a year Dining Set 100k (Slightly negotiable)

Location: Ajah

Contact 08027225530

Politics › Re: Has Anybody Seen Buhari Since He Stepped Down? by slimjohn2k5: 11:51pm On Jan 15, 2024
Wetin u dey find am for?
Sapa never tire u?
Science/Technology › Re: New Optimus Robot Footage by slimjohn2k5: 11:46pm On Jan 15, 2024
Litmus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyURDZB7imo?feature=shared

It's Funny how Elon always strategically positions Indian guys in many of these tech vids when in actuality Oriental folks do all the development work. smiley

Elon's agenda isn't half as smart as he is.

Africa should never accept EV's built in Tesla India. Elon should invest in Africa. I'm Nigerian so preferably invest in building Tesla Nigeria. However, he is South African so why not build Tesla South Africa, let South Africa export to rest of Africa.
A smart business man will not do that. Burning diesel all day in the name of investing in Africa.
Health › Re: My Life Is At Stake by slimjohn2k5: 3:33pm On Jan 13, 2024
Check with other hospitals
Celebrities › Re: Terry G Announces Retirement From Music by slimjohn2k5: 3:28pm On Jan 13, 2024
At least he did it officially.

What about people like baba fryo, daddy showkey etc
Celebrities › Re: See 7 Celebrities Who Predicted Their Own Deaths And It Came To Pass (photos) by slimjohn2k5: 10:46pm On Jan 10, 2024
Ahnii:
There's power in the tomgue
There is power in the tongue for bad things.
Y not for good thing, when it comes to good things we will hear 'if wishes were horses, beggers will ride'
Agriculture › Re: Someone Gave Us This Pig As Gift by slimjohn2k5: 4:45pm On Jan 10, 2024
Ur location let me come n pick it up

Abi they transfer person demon enter?
Phones › Re: Why Is It Compulsory To Charge Phone & Power Bank First Before Using Them? by slimjohn2k5: 7:36am On Jan 10, 2024
I no dey charge till battery die
Romance › Re: Married Woman Friend Wants To Pay Me A Visit by slimjohn2k5: 10:49pm On Jan 07, 2024
I pity u, shey if u want enter girl u go first tell her no string attached.
Now married woman dey tell u same, u dey ask us.
Infact wetin bring cheating discussion between u guys.

I not get advise for u, just advise urself.
Investment › Re: In Need of an experienced Person Who Can Take Care Of Pigs by slimjohn2k5: 1:08pm On Jan 07, 2024
U mean a prodigal son?
Christianity Etc › Re: Only A Useless Father Will Create Satan To Torment His Children. by slimjohn2k5: 1:04pm On Jan 07, 2024
Hmmm,
Funny enough u acknowledged God more than those that call themselves christians.
Nairaland General › Re: My Brother's Girlfriend by slimjohn2k5: 1:01pm On Jan 07, 2024
Delete the photos please
Family › Re: Deleted by slimjohn2k5: 1:14am On Jan 05, 2024
Don't fight her or shout at her
Call her n tell her u hv seen all the dirty things.
Then let her know she should always use condom n stick to one guy.

Anything pass this advise she will hide more, bring more surprises.

Never heard of a lady named Hillary
Programming › Re: Looking For An Active Networking Or Sys Admin Communities In Nigeria by slimjohn2k5: 1:05am On Jan 05, 2024
Why not create one
Nairaland General › Re: 2024 Is The Year Of Nairaland's Resurgence by slimjohn2k5: 9:35am On Jan 01, 2024
Too many tribal and religious war here. Please fix asap.

Also under age is increasing here. Dont let your forum die like 2go.

Redirects and fake links etc
Health › Re: I Need Urgent Help by slimjohn2k5: 8:26pm On Dec 26, 2023
R u having enough sex?
Apart from menses, konji is number 2 cause of pimples.
Thank me later grin
Family › Re: What Part Of Chicken Is The Sweetest? by slimjohn2k5: 10:06pm On Dec 25, 2023
The anus
Career › Re: Planning To Resign From Current Job by slimjohn2k5: 10:05pm On Dec 25, 2023
kilisi:
Good day friends and trust we are coping with the current state of things

I plan to resign from my current job by the end of February 2024 so that I can go into full time agriculture. That's my discipline from school anyway.

I've been able to raise just 1 million naira within a year and 2 months and the plan is to plant cassava and maize on a 12 acre farmland I'm about to secure.

6k per acre of land

I also plan to use about an acre for planting pepper and tomatoes.

I hope I'm not making a hasty decision by resigning from my job soon.
What location
What is the market demand for what u want to plant
Can u plant 6 acres without the help of workers?
What plan do u hv to preserve excess harvest.
Don't end up like my friend that reared chicken and after maturity had no one to sell to and he sold out the poultry at give away price.

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