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HealthRe: Please Help, Itchy Penis by slimjohn2k5: 6:07pm On Oct 17, 2023
What do u think caused it should be your start point.
FamilyRe: I'm Addicted To Prostitutes Please Help by slimjohn2k5: 3:19pm On Oct 17, 2023
You will soon meet an angel that will change you.
Do away with your current friends and make friends with responsible people.

Ashawo pussy not dey wet.
FamilyRe: My Wife Calls Her Family For Everything by slimjohn2k5: 3:04pm On Oct 17, 2023
U wanted a rich kid, u got one. Bros hustle hard 3k not fit cook pot of soup.
RomanceRe: Pls How Can I Send Someone Money From Opay Without The Receiver Knowing It's Me? by slimjohn2k5: 4:10pm On Oct 16, 2023
U can't from ur account
Or
U can buy another sim, setup opay acct then send
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Huawei Band 8 Needed by slimjohn2k5: 2:52pm On Oct 16, 2023
GreaterFuture:
Huawei band 8, Brand new or used...
If used, must be working perfectly
Ready to buy immediately, serious sellers.
Good afternoon.
I have band 6 if you are interested
RomanceRe: Apologize To A Part Of Your Body You've Overused. by slimjohn2k5: 3:58pm On Oct 15, 2023
My bum don too go toilet.
Apologies to my bum bum for those hard and watery poo
Foreign AffairsRe: Iran Officially Announces Its Participation In The Gaza War by slimjohn2k5: 2:48pm On Oct 15, 2023
If so, then there will be chaos. E go even touch Africans
PoliticsRe: Cash Transfer: FG Seeks Fresh $400m Loan To Fund 15 Million Households by slimjohn2k5: 7:17am On Oct 15, 2023
Naira crashing
Endless borrowing
No foresight
No ideas
Nigeria in a cycle of fool
Supporters of this terrible leadership will never see anything wrong.

How can a nation borrow this amount to transfer to people which I know they won't. Y not use it to buy mass transit buses to be managed by private individual to crash transport cost
PhonesRe: Vivo Y16 Phone Frustrating My Life. by slimjohn2k5: 8:38pm On Oct 13, 2023
jaeyking:
Na u install rubbish.
Vivo brand is premium

Hard reset your phone and stop install stupid apps
You are right, I and my wife use Vivo, a highly recommended phone anytime.

Reset the phone and avoid spam websites and apps
RomanceRe: Am I The Only One Who finds women who has stretch marks attractive? by slimjohn2k5: 3:59pm On Oct 13, 2023
Go me meet those women selling agbo. e plenty for their body
Jobs/VacanciesRe: IT Internship Opportunity by slimjohn2k5: 12:55pm On Oct 13, 2023
LegitGirl:
Hello,

I'm offering two paid IT internships for a multinational company:

Requirements

Post-NYSC or young individuals for a 1-year internship.
Bachelor's in Computer Science, Information Science, or Computer Engineering.
IT-savvy.
Monthly stipend and perks included.

Urgent!

Send DM if interested or CVs to sisterolive.a@gmail.com
Is this remote?
CrimeRe: Residents Filmed Scooping Fuel From A Fallen Tanker In Lagos by slimjohn2k5: 7:48am On Oct 13, 2023
For them, death is far better than considering the risk.
There is joblessness n poverty in the country.
ComputersRe: About Amazon MDM, Urgent Please by slimjohn2k5: 7:31am On Oct 12, 2023
Your device was enrolled in a mobile device management (mdm) and is been controlled remotely.
Option1- if it is not encrypted, remove the hard drive and copy out your file
Option2- Wipe the device and reinstall the OS (not hundred percent certain it will resolve the issue like in Windows)

You sure is not your seller playing games on you? Niggers are desperate. Locking devices they already sold out

There are tools online u can use to remove it or u go to computer village
ComputersRe: About Amazon MDM, Urgent Please by slimjohn2k5: 7:17am On Oct 12, 2023
Your device was enrolled in a mobile device management (mdm) and is been controlled remotely.
Option1- if it is not encrypted, remove the hard drive and copy out your file
Option2- Wipe the device and reinstall the OS (not hundred percent certain it will resolve the issue like in Windows)

You sure is not your seller playing games on you? Niggers are desperate. Locking devices they already sold out
CelebritiesRe: A Half-nak3d Woman Was Filmed Waiting In Line At A Busy Airport In Florida.(vid by slimjohn2k5: 11:08pm On Oct 11, 2023
Person when dey find lawsuit.

Abeg mk them leave her ohhh
HealthRe: 12 Silent Ways You Can Destroy Your Kidneys by slimjohn2k5: 3:47pm On Oct 11, 2023
On the exercise part, I went to a gym to register. What captured my eyes was the lots of empty monster drinks on the floor, sincerely I didn't go back there again
Jobs/VacanciesRe: K.g Teacher Urgently Needed,,, Accommodation It's Available by slimjohn2k5: 1:21pm On Oct 10, 2023
Judith2021:
K.g teacher it's urgently needed in a primary school located at ibeju lekki Lagos...... interested one can message or call me on 09053157908... accommodation it's available.
Salary it's 25000
Must be willing to relocate urgently
Hahahahahahaha
25k, urgently, sack sack people
Run for your life
PoliticsReasons To Release Emefiele by slimjohn2k5(op): 4:08pm On Oct 09, 2023
He was acting on instruction
After His arrest, the currency is still getting weaker
So there is no need looking for allegations against him but focus on the economy.
PoliticsRe: Certificate Saga: Tinubu Receives 7-day Ultimatum To Resign by slimjohn2k5: 1:53pm On Oct 07, 2023
Toothless bull dogs
TravelRe: I Want To Japa, But My Friend Who Is Abroad Has Been Discouraging Me by slimjohn2k5: 10:18pm On Oct 06, 2023
I hv a friend in uk that kept telling me it is hard over to there and withing 4 months he invited mum who is still there with him and relocated his sister with her husband n 2 kids last week.

If you Make up ur mind, do it.
CrimeRe: A London-based Nigerian Mom Cries Out As She Discovers She Bought A Nylon Fish by slimjohn2k5: 10:12pm On Oct 04, 2023
I think is to keep the fish together.

My tot though
HealthRe: Serious Muscle Pains Both Legs And Arm Please Help!¡ by slimjohn2k5: 9:58pm On Oct 04, 2023
R u overweight?
BusinessRe: FCCPC Orders Opay To Address Account Anomalies; Opay Reacts by slimjohn2k5: 9:56pm On Oct 04, 2023
Is a tactics to steal from people, they know those numbers without activities. Even their okash is day light robbery, they force u to borrow higher amount u don't need.
PoliticsRe: Lumumba Highlights Africans Facing A New Form Of Enslavement Through Work Visas by slimjohn2k5: 12:05pm On Oct 03, 2023
The slavery at home is worse.
AutosRe: Sweet Toyota Corolla 2009 Sports For Sale (pics) by slimjohn2k5: 11:23am On Oct 03, 2023
Price
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's Application To CSU And Admission Letter From CSU Says He Is Male by slimjohn2k5: 7:24am On Oct 03, 2023
In the admission letter, the font addressing his name is different from the whole letter
PoliticsRe: Obaseki Commiserates With Families Of Victims Of Koko Junction Tanker Explosion by slimjohn2k5: 9:45pm On Oct 02, 2023
What is he commiserating for, shey if they fix that road this will not happen.
Instead of fixing road he carri the money do big sign post say the road not be state road. Wicked govt
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What I Am Going Through Now.. Advice Needed by slimjohn2k5: 7:20am On Oct 01, 2023
When u get there, look at their ears, head and clothes to respond to their questions. Avoid their eyes. You may even see them again and don't know who they are.

Maybe also because u hv small money. When get broke and hungry, na food u go dey see as u dey answer their questions
CelebritiesRe: Sam Larry, My Managers Stole Money I Made From Show Abroad – Portable (VIDEO) by slimjohn2k5: 8:19am On Sep 30, 2023
Portable don put mouth
PhonesRe: I Just Welcomed 5g In Osogbo by slimjohn2k5: 7:12pm On Sep 29, 2023
5g with 146bytes per second

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