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Seems Toni has escaped to be r@p€d another day. Game is off.

Re: Denilson rumors. I dnt see him going anywhere, he is the only back up to Song. If he does, we get a new DM. Make of it what you will.

Re: CL, just like Debo, my biggest regret is that Bayernmunshit have escaped us. Anyways we just might meet them later, I believe jus like Doctor, Barca isn't invincible. Reminds me of the feeling of total hoplessness folks where peddling when we got Galacticos1. And then they came and saw the el presindente Eboue.

Re: Miss Toni Pulis and his gang. I order a shoot at sight. Tenhutt!!!!

Eldee, mo sorry gan. We do not know how to play anti-football. When the time comes, we will talk about this match. Until then. . . . abeg where that CC semi-final jare.

BARCELOANUS!!!! oya na, it is game on. . . . . . *trembling voice*

Na wa o. All these from a balanced game that happened to be edged by the home team?

Perspective ma scarce oh.

Abeg wake me just before next match jare.

Well now that the gegemu haff enter the gbamugbamu, evrybody haff come and do like them sef. Manure haff do like manure, Arsenal haff do like Arsenal. Arsha haff to like russian, ferdinand haff do like jackiechan and Webb haff do like Gorimapa. And scummie haff get 2 point lead.

It is all well and good, we are still in the Racecourse waiting for BRT.

@A-40 thank God say you no be teacher oh. Walahi nobodi can fit to pass ur course.

Alrite I wee cash ya'll larers. Take cares.

*whistling no be mistake, take it by fate, makan makan loye nkan, Gunners dey wait. . . . .*

Just a bread crumb of an update reaching us from yonder: Reports indicate Tech9 might be in goal today. Have to say my ante went up when he tweeted we needed a win and clean sheet 2moro.
Jus for those who don't know, he is yet to conceed a goal playing 3games for Arsenal. And he seems to be very proud of it.
Watch this space though. . . . . . . . . . . . .keep watching oh. You go tey for dia.

Ha, trust Doctor to come midway and poop the party for everybody. . .*tongue*

@eldee you make really valid points about the attacking ablities of a full back. But abeg make we drop am for now.

@muki, whatitdo number1 gonna mama. Tenhutt soldier.

To the game then, no messing around with that 4-2-4 for the love of God. I'd go straight up for Debosky's formation and selection. Samir Na na na na na. I just see ya mama distilling da usual. Dat is to say. . . .TENHUTT boyz. We've got some fake a$$ invincibles to kill.

doctor you suppose dey learned nah. Just incase make I talk am for lingo wey you go understand. Hw mush you go spend make your squad take be like that squad of yonder wey been dey kee evrybody before.

Na wa oh. Be like the problem transcend . . .sori for d grammar, be like the problem no be only player, be like fans sef join the degradation. . .sori jare I mean be like fans sef don dey monkey.

Oya call dK ur romeo make una romance kon kee una self.

@Ibime what sayest I to thee? Physician see to thine self.

Well my diagnosis remains thus, your top performers are at a stage of diminishing returns. And the younger ones are eeerm, let's just say showing the inconsistence of youth. Well the younger younger ones . . . .which ones? Josh, Bruma, Kakuta dem dem, well them never even lace boot before we even talk of starting journey.

The questions now is this, how much are you willing to spend to bridge the gap.

Doctor, do you concurr?

*correction right back for Ramos jare, before you take am P-Square.

@eldee why you dey take am P nah.

No.1 which such a huge slant in the finances of the laliga I will hold my argument of best league. In terms of what you'd term good football, yeah.

2. Ramos can be the best left back in their league but defensively yes Sagna is better.

3. What exactly is the debate with the highline or no highline. We played the highline over 2 games but I can boldly say we didn't look as clueless as Maureen.

4. If the argument is whether we have a chance to beat them, a lot worse was said about our chances against Zizou et al. Didn't stop zidane getting frustrated and stamping on Eboue though.

So please what exactly is the argument. Na you bring DSTV oh, we were quietly watching our HITV jejely without complaining oh.

Heheheh Richie no mind Eldee jare, I think he is head over heels for Maureen. She is very comely, see?. . .*grin*

Eldee I come in peace oh, before you cancel the HItv subscription wey I dey manage. . .DSTV, lmao.

@Ibime, physician, see to thine self.

He won't get a loan move in England. He would probably have to go to spain like Vela. So no homegrown talent there. He is 18 next year.

Denilson came as the captain of brazil u-19, if I'm not mistaken. He didn't need special waiver.

Donkeylanu make fly perch, yes we played defensive against Villareal, now kindly fork off.

Reports saying Wellington likely to go on loan. Not looking good. And yes Song came on exceptional talent.

But again Sandro, wtf, Sandro dat Wilshere utterly and literally disgraced all over the pitch, could make exceptional talent. I smell rotten beef.

Did Denilson ever need 'exceptional talent' whatnot?

Wellington will come in January. He is truly a case of exceptional talent.

But u can't deny the occurence of beefs in this things. If Sandro can get eceptional talent waiver for totoyam, haba.

Eldee wats happening on twitter?

I think I remember the one eldee is referring to. The one where Quaresma hit the bar and trying funny flicks.
We both needed a draw to qualify. And there was no need for either side to attack much. Even Porto didn't do a lot of attacking. That game was 'played' in the midfield half heartedly.

But for someone to come here and say our 2006 run was a defensive approach. DK will you sharrap dia. I have help my hand up and said against Villareal was the most negative defensive football I have evr seen us play. And we were almost mullered. Thank God for Riquelme who choked.

Who cares about Maureen's backline. That's for you and Debosky to sort out. But Sergio Ramos best left back in the world. Hehehefuckinhehe. I leave that there.

We had 8 in the box against Barca? Eldigitty. We were one man down early in the game we had to give up the left side of our attack. But 8 in the box half the time. Hehehefuckinghehehe.

@eldee once again there shall be no Maureen glorification here.

So the ElClassico is no more a football match? Again he was clueless in that game. Clueless. Highline or no highline, a coach who keeps DiMaria and Ozil almost perpetually in his own half of the field deserves nothing from the game.

And we did not play antifootball, we are not Manure, dnt lump us together.

I have only ever seen Arsenal play defensive once in my life, second leg against Villareal and na God say make dem no kill us for that match.

The way you painting it, one would assume we just have to hand it over to Maureen without even playing. And that is even if we meet her sef.

Old man, what has this nonsense you have just posted taught us?

Which bayernmunchshit be dat. If not for the worst case of refeering incompetence to ever happen in the game of football, would have quietly jaboed at round 1.

Platini oh, platini oh, platini oh. . .hw many times I call you? Bayernmunshit na hin I want.

Eizaitly Debosky, ah ahn Gunner ni now, wo oju e. He is a very badt guys. We can't come on our thread and be cowering from Maureen. . .dbanj ki lo wi? Olorun maje ooo.

Eldee, at the end of the day, it is now in Platini's hand. Next week friday we go know how far. Until then. . . .its the Arsenal biiiinssheees!!!!

Well eldee only that there are no such seedings in the FA cup.

Well if in a match that is more than just a game, somebody can be so utterly clueless, I think I can be pardonned if I'm not sh!tt!ng my pants when I think about facing them.

To me, this thing is quite simple, the draw will throw up whomever and we have to be at our best against whichever opposition there is of the four.

Howevr it will be bliss in the proportions of dkarian pestiness to shut that noise maker up anytime he comes in here. And some other interesting analogies we can get into later eg Shalke will jus present another opportunity to be strolling about falsely acting like we are already champions.

Why are folks still on the Chelski dread. It hasn't occured to anyone that their top performers are collectively experiencing diminishing returns. Cech asides.

ManUre to maul Arsenal hmmmm, I really do hope ya'll come out to the pitch in such ignorant swag.

^^^wenger jus invent*

First off this 'you have to beat the best to be the best' stance, me no knw oh. We beat Juve, Real, and another time AC, still no show. Beating the best doesn't win it for you. Beating evrybody does.

As for Maureen, why they keep saying she is unbeatable, again me no know oh. You can say we are not Barca but against them I did more than he did. At least me still dey shout 'ewoooo see football' she jus sit there dumb in celestial awe. That is what happens if an attacking team brings their a-game, same as Arsenal.

But sha, me I want to meet BayanMunshit for dKarian reasons.

As per yesterday win or no win that 4-2-4 wey Wenger just event, I have said it before, I am not feeling the ball yeah. Koleku.

Eldee are you for real. AW has not beaten Maureen b4, but he hasn't overcome a defensive mentality. As in really?

It is almost routine for the opposition to line-up in their third Arsenal. The difference is Maureen's teams have had better quality on the break.

So if it is still straight up defense mentality against attack mentality as usual, I won't just dash Maureen as you are doing right now.

All these however might end up a moot point. There will be no Maureen glorification on this thread, and I would prefer to face those closet homoz from Munich.

Wonderful report by our dependable reporting reporter from TNHOF aka Deboskylomolatile.

@eldee, free the Madrid talk, when they are joint favorites nko, when have they ever not been joint or sole favorites.

The issue here is when will these boys step up. We are yet to go full throttle.

After much much I join Debo to request for the bayan-munch-s#!t.

Thank you those wey come ff us chop convoca. . .qualification rice. Especially awo boy extraordinaire DK.

See you at the bayanmunshit stadium.