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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by slimshay(m): 10:15am On Nov 22, 2010
Se e ti ri pe e wa beyond help. Se e ma lo si abule ke lo ku danu.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by slimshay(m): 9:18am On Nov 22, 2010
^^^baba bawo gan lo se n se yin?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by slimshay(m): 8:46am On Nov 22, 2010
So I go make mouth if totoham beat us, I will eat my keyboard. Na why I no fit post since. I dey s#!t my keys, e jus complete this morning.

WTF is wrong with Arsenal for gawdsakes. No better time to zoom outta sight and we are losing 2 goal leads.
Na wa oh.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by slimshay(m): 3:44pm On Nov 19, 2010
Is dat why we are here? For records a scummie is as scunnish as the next scum.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by slimshay(m): 2:08pm On Nov 19, 2010
Moderaviiiizzzleeee!!! Werrin be dis one oh?!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by slimshay(m): 1:00pm On Nov 19, 2010
Can someone please tell VP that it is the tinnies that should be running their mouth not him helping them. He should not upset the natural order God has bestowed upon North London.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by slimshay(m): 7:38pm On Nov 18, 2010
Dk when you meet a team that presses for the ball a la Barca, defenders and MFs won't dare make meaningless passes. And they had better be good on the ball.

I will not go into the importance of the 'meaningless pass' to a tippy tappy side like Arsenal and Barca. And even to some extent last season's bayern. Haven't seen a lot of your games this season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by slimshay(m): 5:24pm On Nov 18, 2010
1)cats like gerrard never mastered short passes because they consider it easy. even van der sar makes such passes in his box. what's the big deal?
This guy must be a comedian grin. Who makes this kind of statements? shocked  shocked

And I believe Matheu Flamini and Cesc Fabregas were just prancing about in the middle of the park while Hleb worked his butts of eh? I join Eldee shake head vigorously!!! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by slimshay(m): 2:46pm On Nov 18, 2010
^^^^oh dear, sensitive thug, I think you need a hug. Make I call DK for you. Bayern no dey discriminate.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by slimshay(m): 2:33pm On Nov 18, 2010
NL una dey crase, I said The !d!ot formerly known as Sauron, una no wan make e recognise hin goverment name ni?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by slimshay(m): 2:29pm On Nov 18, 2010
The idiot formerly known as sauron, can you return to the chart you posted on Arsenal thread after the barca match showing pass stats and see what denilson notched up in passes as against the next arsenal player being fabregas.

The irony of the matter is, I developed a keener interest in denilson's role in the middle of the field after this simpleton posted that chart to rib us. It interested me to know why a player will play half a match and notch highest number of passes in a team.

I guess you sit down in the more plush offices of Skysports to reach your own deductions that Denilson was shyte abi? Oponu oshi.

You disappoint me o. You didn't mention how his 100% pass completion against Westham was just backwards and sideways passes oh. And you come here accusing people of repeating what they hear. Face a mirror and keep repeating 'retard' at the doofus facing you.

I will call Cougar to come and release you. Didirin.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by slimshay(m): 2:31pm On Nov 17, 2010
And stop quoting retard figure I have just shown you denilson made more passes having played half the amount of time cesc spent on the field.

So denilson job is now to find killer passes eh, sagna must be a wastepipe since he isn't copping headed goals then.

Dude I think you got dumber on your break.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by slimshay(m): 2:25pm On Nov 17, 2010
@suara simplicity becomes you

How is it that even you dont understand the import of your own words. You say a player has never put in a scruff of the neck man of the match performance. I have given you example of 2 games where his performance was quite worthy of MOTM.

How is it that a player plays half a match and still notches up highest number of passes in the team. And you come here questioning the statement that we have better possession when he is in the team.
Or you think he was linked to Barcelona because they liked his fluffy hair.

So Arsenal wasnt in the leading going to the tunnel at Everton eh? Why did they have better possession stats. Or is it unreasonable to expect the home side to 'come out of the traps' as they say in the early parts of the second half? I say we turned a deficit in possession into such a massive difference and you are here talking about being in the lead.

Denilson had 100% pass completion against West ham. This is the point where you jump in and say it was just side ways and backward passes, . . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by slimshay(m): 10:41am On Nov 17, 2010
Shakara don end oh, shakara don end oh, JT don get belle, shakara don end oh. . . .sorry I com to piss oh, sory come in peace.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by slimshay(m): 6:55am On Nov 17, 2010
Suara Cougar will you put a lid on it. The more you comment on this matter the simpler your points seem.

At Everton just this last weekend, as the first half wound down possesion was at 55everton 45arsenal. Denilson came in and the 15 minutes into the second half we were at 75arsenal 25everton.

Arsenal keep the ball better with Denilson on the pitch. He is not a flair player nor a workhorse, but you need to keep that move going? Give it to Neves.

8 of 25 passes for Arsenal's team goal and you are here asking about the scruff of his the neck. You want a man of the match performance, Arsenal vs Barca first leg(and he came in second half), Arsenal vs WestHam last season.

Ibime wetin you wan use Denilson do, shebi u get Ramires?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by slimshay(m): 8:33pm On Nov 16, 2010
@eldee, you know its like a striker copping the golden boot and someone now comes along to say 'well, more than half were just tap-ins'. . . .simple mind I tell you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by slimshay(m): 8:01pm On Nov 16, 2010
'How many of those are backward or sideways passes'. . .the argument of the simple mind. SMH!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by slimshay(m): 5:38pm On Nov 16, 2010
Debo you haff madt. Iyen emi nah.

Abeg has any totoham player done the required verbal diarrhea?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by slimshay(m): 4:56pm On Nov 16, 2010
Anybody who thinks Denilson is shyt must have a questionable knowledge of football.

And NB52 will sell for well above 8m.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by slimshay(m): 6:20pm On Nov 15, 2010
Pussy2trick a very popular arsenal fan once told 'never argue with fools, people from a distance can't tell who is who'

This is written by perhaps the most biased Italian journalist you will come across on the www. Take heed to his words about the Old Firm. There's a lot more see, but I won't bother with you.

Oya gbasibe,

http://www.goal.com/en/news/1717/editorial/2008/11/14/964231/goalcom-worldview-what-is-the-worlds-biggest-local-derby
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by slimshay(m): 5:05pm On Nov 15, 2010
Chickenshit, since you have decided to elongate and expose your m0r0nity, I will leave people to educate you. Derby de bella ko, Deborah Bella Adenuga ni.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by slimshay(m): 12:12pm On Nov 15, 2010
Awww see Lateef catching feel. Ol boy don't burst a vessel oh. Seeing as your veins are blue already.

Moomoo you were on our thread sermonizing when we lost and we repay you in kind and your eyes are popping outta ya sockets!!!

Will you shattap and face reality. Your first team makes sense, your second string makes nonsense!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by slimshay(m): 11:14am On Nov 15, 2010
A quite interesting point to note is that MC had said one of d most important things Laurent Blanc his mentor told him was to remember he was a striker and be more selfish in front of goal.
However we are seeing a totally contrary application in Arsenal. I'm thinking he's been repeatedly told that he's here for his ability to involve others in play. And credit to AW its been working so far. Seeing as he's had only one bad game and he was coming from illness.

Anyways I will still like to see him express his attacking instict more, so he doesn't totally lose it while creating goals and allowing others to shine. He's however still our leading scorer even without belting shots at goal.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by slimshay(m): 8:37am On Nov 15, 2010
There is lovely feeling you get, going into an international break having grabbed maximum points. Lovely I tell ya cool

Meanwhile as to the noise makers around the corner, can someone please join me in prayer, that one of the usual m0r0ns will come out with their 'we are now as strong as Arsenal' nonsense. It is always a sure sign from God that they are about to get totally walloped.

In other news abeg when is the Arsenal vs England+Arsenal match? tongue cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by slimshay(m): 4:08am On Nov 15, 2010
kay_pumpin:
And Bendtner wasn't on the bench today shocked chest infection?elbow injury?heart ache?paranoia?narcissism? grin
Nah. Bendtner contacted a mild case of decibelus maximus , commonly known as loud mouth, the last time he was in Denmark. Nothing that a few days enforced rest on the bench or outta the squad wont fix. When he returns he will be like a new SINGING as in akorin tuntun. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Sunderland [0 - 3] On Sunday 14th November 2010 by slimshay(m): 3:21am On Nov 15, 2010
nateevs:
No you know Chelsea will not win the league this season. If we didn't make rash decisions of laying everyone off, today we would have had Ivanovic and Carvalho as CB and Mikel, Ballack and Deco in midfield. The result would have been absolutely different.

Given that difference, how could you have thought we won't win the league? This is an argument of convenience and somewhat fraudulent. Tomorrow, Arsenal and ManU could go on a run of disastrous results and sink way low on the table. What would be your argument then?
Nateevs it was simply a case of projecting that:

1. Injuries WILL occur. It is a footballing fact.
2. A team having a good number of plus 30 year olds will have diminishing returns
3. You do not have sufficient quality coming thorugh

Hence my projection that you will need to spend a lot of money to maintain your winning standards. Of course I'm not going to say my word is oracle, I have put a priviso, you have to spend to get quality which you have not done. And if you think Im saying it now that you lost a home game, then  sorry sir, I said it when you were still winning. My precise words were Chelsea go soon tire. If you think Chelsea is performing at the level you were last year even with your full team, then we shouldnt even bother having this conversation.

My opinion is that you have a Cech having an uberperforming season thats why we've not seen it earlier. But even he cant save you everyday.
Music/RadioRe: Ruggedman & Chinaydu – Here Comes Chinaydu by slimshay(m): 12:55am On Nov 15, 2010
Catchy song no doubt. Rugged still on his catchy beats ish. But maybe someone in his crew shoulda noted the man's name is actually Ayim Pius Ayim not Pius Ayim Pius.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by slimshay(m): 12:25am On Nov 15, 2010
^^^You must be smoking something expired. Ever heard of the Old Firm? Milan derby my a$$, buncha static tired cross carpeting men. Shior.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Sunderland [0 - 3] On Sunday 14th November 2010 by slimshay(m): 12:02am On Nov 15, 2010
On the contrary Nateevs first time I said it if you remember was towards the end of last season. When I said the issue at the time wasnt that Chelsea wont win the league, no they were good for the goods, but its more about Chelsea not winning it next season (i.e. this one) if they dont spend loads of money like you used to.

Well first signs of injury and look what's happening. The simple truth is your first string are the bollocks, old bollocks as it may seem tho grin, but your second string is non existent. Do you realise you only have 2 defenders out injured? Just 2.

Bi a ba nsukun a ma riran.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Sunderland [0 - 3] On Sunday 14th November 2010 by slimshay(m): 11:18pm On Nov 14, 2010
Ti a ba nsukun a ma riran embarassed

I remeber telling them this Chelsea team is getting tired. Now we are seeing injuries and a Brumalized bench. But dont hide behind that. Average age of the most inexperienced of inexperienced Chelsea bench 22.4yrs, average age of Arsenal bench 24 yrs, lets not even talk about their experience. Please when is Olowo Siberia going to spend another £200m to give you a deeper squad.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by slimshay(m): 8:17pm On Nov 14, 2010
Oya I don show I don show I don show!!! Nateef and Lateef where are you.

Nateef you will not come to Arsenal thread and give us graphical arguments rooted in logic grin why Koseniyan should haff carry green card against Newcastle ?? grin.

Chei Shekpe deeeey here oh, overdose dey worry me oh. grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by slimshay(m): 6:20pm On Nov 14, 2010
Ha Debosky no vex. Oya gbasibe, we dey drink am for bottle we no dey use cup #2facestyle. 2 gulps and pass it around the room. #Nasstyle.

Seriously though, so far so good. . . Opinion: What do you about the keeper front? We still need that keeper? I'll concede the boy might still have one or two errors in him, but he's winning us points at the mo.

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