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honeric01: Bird of a feather flock together you know, loyal people mostly attract their kind.

Ponder on that.

True as a statement...
Not true in reality..
Its's nothing to ponder on!

Does single but flinging count in this case?

The fresh and clean air...away from all the polluted air in the city!

lmao@ the men vexing on this thread...
Anyways,i can't waste my time and bytes watching the video as Toke is a wack presenter with a fake accent and a nasty attitude....and as such nothing she says or has to say sells with me.
Y'all can keep vexing..
Next!!!

Arsenate: can you, with a bold face, honestly say that Naija women deserve such loyalty and devotion?

I can only speak for myself.
I know I deserve such loyalty and more..!

Anything available...
I don't fuss over Christmas.

Naija men...it will do you well to learn from this dog o

I think i get the op.
Nigerian parents mostly talk around an issue rather than talk about it...
They prefer to drop clues all around and expect/assume that the child employs his/her initiative in figuring out the message.
This method of communication is defective.

Nairalanders are wicked..
See as dem finish the op for first page..
chei!!!

hypeman: Slimyem, I know you have got DDs on you - let me squeeze dem things there to prevent/stop cancer...

You are late..
...too many applications already..and enough visas have been granted large,able and deserving hands..
[quote author=A-ZeD]Slimyem has "agbalumo" on her, do not be scammed!!![/quote]Duh!
You don't know nothing!!

Na so!!
Ohun a ni la 'n naani jare!

Solid!!!

I have never known the road to Instagram and i don't have any picture on my inactive facebook account..
#no worries#

That's some real nonsense!!
In 2013?
Wetin concern am?
Mtcheeeeeeew...
I can imagine the kind of person this principal might be....a woman with serious issues...!
The parents of those wards had better make sure she pays for this bullshit?
Alaseju baba asete!!

[quote author=acidosis™]If all women act like this, then I'll forever remain single.. smh @her empty ego.[/quote]I beg you make you follow me before?
Mtcheeeeeew...
Oloshious fellow!!!

Shollypopz: @Slimyem: Thanks for cooperating

@Everyone: [size=16pt]No derailing pls![/size]

That's as real as it is sweetie...
I can't make up what's not or what i don't see.
#no time#
Enjoy!

bennyraz: [size=13pt]slimyem.. pls re-arrange your post jare.. you aint a newbie now arrange the colors properly [/size]

manage am like that...
Hand dey pain me..!

Name-Its pretty obvious
Age- Say what?
Occupation-.....processing...
Are you single, dating or married-all of the above!
Those u like on NL-I don't usually "like" people like that but these ones got it from me.They are too mature!!
Siena,Jakumo,Jarus,MBJ,pendo89, and others like lola.luv,sijo01,Odunnu,Goldieluks,Mynd-44,Ileke,Mr.Cork
Those u dislike on NL-I won't say i particularly dislike anyone.My emotions are too valuable to waste on nonentities but someone i hardly notice asked for it today and she gets it Kandikane!!.

Those u find annoying-Plenty!!
...particularly the "oversabis" in family section and the newbies(these ones make so much noise on this section without actually saying anything!)
Nibo ni won ti ko won wa?
Those u can't help but read their posts(u
look forward to what they have to say)-ayox2003 also called frawzey(ori bobo yi pe baje!),Siena,Apocalypse,Jakumo
Those you follow and wish follows you
back-I follow only ONE person and he follows me back.I don't wish anyone follows me.if you follow me,na your choice!!
Why do you follow the people you follow-you mean,the PERSON i follow?
Sentiments!
He is my only real friend outside here and i love him!!
NLer that has sent u the most PMs-Not your business!!
How many PMs do you get on average in a
day.0.PMs have their season
NLer(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid
quoting-190-never seen a bigger TWA--T in my life!!Sensible nairalanders and his "friends" offline know he is a twa--t!!
He is a shitload of Nonsense!!,I skip every red font post on any thread,Kobojunkie-This one can go on and on arguing pointlessly and baselessly.Intelligent but lost most of the time!, Tpia-Digbolugi leleyi ni tie.Very obvious.you are safe when you keep your distance
Which NL member(s) is fake.-who else but Onila!!
NLer(s) you would have a one night stand
with if given the chance but won't date-I don't do one night stands.besides,nor be person wey i see i go do sointin with?..and i nor even dey give chance for seeing or meeting Nlers.#no time#
NLer(s) you can date or have a crush on-NONE...until if and when i meet any!!
I can't crush on faceless anybody!!
why did u choose him/her above?? (what
attracted you to him/her)-pls see above!
Your favorite NLer-pendo89
Your favorite mod-Cuddlemii!!.Moderating needs no gragra,Mighty Egor or Ghadaffi style!!
Funniest NLer-Mr.Cork!!!....and babyosisi-these past few days
NLer with the best threads-ME!!!
NLer(S) diary you stalk-Dairies is one of my branches now so I don't STALK,I READ when i want to.
NL member(s) you used to get along with,
but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?toba-reason-*stories that touch*
Which Nairalander(s) has a personality
that suits/ quite similar to yours.NONE!!
I am too ME!
I cannot be replicated!
If e nor be me, e nor fit be like me!!
NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to
in real life-Logic mind-that id is an irony.His mind defies every form of logic!
NLer(s) you would go second and first
base with-Ki lo n je bee?
NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or
you've met in real life-apocalypse-met him long before i joined nairaland and one or two others offline.
NLer(S) you consider smart-Quite a number.i don't have time to hype anyone now
NL member that tries too hard-Sweetlemon-tries too hard proving she's intelligent.Intelligent people need no noise making or shouting.You just know they are that!
NLer(s) you find intriguing-tpia,Callotti,OK2NV and their variables
What phrases, insults, styles have you
learnt from another NLer-"Oloshious fellow" and a few others
Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from-An oloshious fellow himself...and some other oloshious fellows!!
Who do u often disagree with on NL-Nobody in particular.Disagreement depends on the topic and my mood
Who do u often agree with-Nobody in particular!!
Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)-I never see am!!
Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)-Nobody in particular.Too many uglies it'll be hard to single one out!
Who is NL's Mr/Ms. nice guy-Nobody's nice on this forum!!
The ones who act nice are pretenders!!!
Who is NL's Mr/Ms. douchebag
bove?? -Sexkillz/Idowuogbo(paddy mi ti ko ni sense!!....)...or have you ever seen her contribute sensibly to a serious topic?
P.S-If i didn't mention you,its either i'm indifferent to you or what you are or i don't know you.
#no offence#

Kzinne: u so dumb its ur likes dey recruit into d nigerian police. nonsense

For not seeing the joke in that post,You are an Eediot!!!
Arindin oshi!!

Goldieluks: Slimyem you want us to beg you with kola and dry gin before you go post your own?

Yes nah..!
Add palm oil and white wrappers to the list..

This woman must not die...
Every true fan should please do something for her...
Her colleagues in the industry can raise it if they truly want to..
This is the time to do something not shed crocodile tears and write meaningless eulogies after she's gone.
Help our dear Ngozi o..!!

rokiatu: You must just be reading his posts about women and naija girls.

I read most of his posts, and he don't even post that much in romance to be talking abt women so much.

Theres a different side to him also.

sweetie..
You are biased because you like him.
I don't even frequent here no more so its not about romance.
Yes,he weaves almost every post of his around women...finds a way to connect it to almost EVERY topic!
Dude's hates his mothers...Fact!
Ask any other neutral person!
He is intelligent..no doubt but saying he is unpredictable?
Hell No!
He is very predictable!!

Shollypopz: Slimyem: Don't get mad. I still want to see your slam book. Pls be as blunt as you can be, I'm in dire need of another Goldy like slum book.

You can be as mean as you want to me too, I can take it

don't worry bebe...
Imma drop it when i can..

Shollypopz: SLIMYEM this is my cry to you.....Pls, pls I want to see ur slam book! Do not make me beg and then u say No

Sweetie....i dunno jor..
Imma be too blunt and wicked if i do o....