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I should be on that list!

Goshen has my vote.

I really hope that didn't happen to her..
The mere thought of those sweaty, malodorous,angry beasts touching one is nauseating not to talk of manhandling while trying to despoil..
Hian!!

Many years ago...
Had just finished frying christmas chicken and because the kitchen was so rough,i just put the frying pan with hot oil in it on the floor so i can do other things.
Less than a minute later,i mistakenly dipped fried my left foot in it.
Christmas celebrations that day came to an end for me instantly!

coogar: your gorimapa head....

go away!!!

....so what's the winner taking home?

I so hate the idea of sharing food during festives.
Everyone should learn to stay in their houses and eat what they have.
Any food brought to my house during the period goes straight to the --------------BIN!!

Being real,smooth and little wit make me ready to listen.

As long as he isn't a terrible English speaker,doesn't have a small willy, short,ugly,broke-as$ed,jobless,irresponsible,dirty,smelly,dull, and/or extreme egoist,i can manage the rest.

Op should talk to the mods and have them help him forward this to TeHN if they'd take up his case.
It doesn't make sense to forfeit this admission and "plan" for next year like someone suggested.
What if he can't afford Jamb form next year talk less of getting another admission?
l'm almost sure he'll find a way to survive when he gets in.

Tall is cool but this one...not so cool especially since she's still growing.

Funny how everyone on this thread is Denzel's biggest fan....

I can't think of anything that can be more contemptuous than being spat on and i cannot understand why anyone will endure/live with such for as much as 2 years.
I can't!!

Op,how come "Konko below" is not on your list?
Anyways all those dances just rock their own way...
I love Alanta,Etighi and Alingo but that Alingoo is just too hard to dance.

I can't understand why her past wasn't an issue when "Uncle Tom" was getting ready for action.
That same past was even so inconsequential that using a condom was unimportant then but now that she is pregnant,the past is now a really big factor to consider..huh?
Why must you put yourself in a situation where you can't handle the consequences of your action?
Understandably,you were young in 2005 so your actions then can be forgiven but in 2012,you have no excuse!
Take a decision.Marry her or just let her have the baby and take responsibilty for it and hope her family doesn't call for your head this time.
Either ways,you'll be living by the choices you made.
Goodluck!!

I would never wear a friend's clothes dead or alive!!
For family,maybe I can or betterstill give them out if i can't
I wore my mums clothes after she was gone and i still use one or two of her wrappers.Doesn't affect closure in any way!

Is this thread supposed to be some form of mockery or what?
This poster must be very sick!!!

berem: my cousin is very complete as a human.we are very fertile in my family.my cousin isn't the type that keep male friends.The man in question loves her so much but he is insisting on getting her preggy first.My cousin missed so many chances of getting married by her stubborness.She is an introvert to the core.Her mum is very worried because her other sisters are trying to follow her footsteps.Her younger sister also turned a guy down that wanted to marry her just because the guy is short! Well,I don't really know the kind of advice am gonna give her.There are some other women that would gladly accept but .......I don't know.am kinda confused.

Why not just leave this lady alone.
Did she ask for your advice?
How are you even sure she'll take your advice?
She 34 years old for chrissakes not a kid!!
She has chosen to stick by her own values and standard so please let her be.
You and her mum should stop being desperate for her.
Haba!

I don't make resolutions...
I have dreams and goals and i live my life as it comes to me.

claremont: Sheeee-it!!!

This is the first time a topic on Nairaland makes me want to throw up, why bring this on front page?! These are issues ladies should keep to themselves, ignorance is bliss.

Were you forced to open or comment?
Mtcheeeeeeew...
Throw out your intestines if you like...
Nonsense!!!

mekaboy: THIS TOPIC IS VERY UNHEALTHY FOR.MEN, AND SHOULD NOT BE ON FRONT PAGE.

THE TITLE ALONE HAS KILLED MY SEXUAL APPETITE.

YUK, * THROWS UP ON THE SCREEN*

Ode!!
Why not go and throw up on your mother?
Mtcheeeeeeeeeew

SELFWORTH: I think this topic is inappropriate for a forum. This is definitely a low point for me on NL.


This is a very thoughtless post. It's obvious the OP is shameless .

You dey craze...and na you and the women wey dey menstruate for your house be shameless goat!!
Dem force you to open thread?
Eediot!!!