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RomanceRe: Am In Luv With 2 Guys( I Need Advice) by slimyem: 8:41am On Apr 02, 2012
lmao@cheating is a NORMAL thing!
Like WTF? grin grin
RomanceRe: Can You Use Your Lover's Sponge And Towel? by slimyem: 8:35am On Apr 02, 2012
yes,i can!
Why would i feel eew about it?
There are worse things to feel eew about!
RomanceRe: Can U Marry A Lady That Is A Glutton? by slimyem: 8:10am On Apr 02, 2012
idowuigbo: Dokun your head no correct atall.
What is the biggie in 5 loaves of sliced bread? Even slimyem go finish 7 loaves self.
Abeg leave the girl jare she no do anything wrong.
But if you feel your whole life saving cant afford 5 loaves then you can pass her over to able men.
Mumu grin
wetin do idowuogbogo?
She get accident ni?eyah!
7 loaves of bread sef no dey reach me.
15 loaves at once is more like it! grin
RomanceRe: Can U Marry A Lady That Is A Glutton? by slimyem: 11:13pm On Apr 01, 2012
5 slices of bread equals to glutton?
Smh!
Op,if you see correct glutton,you go fear to start this thread sef!cheesy
RomanceRe: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by slimyem: 10:43pm On Apr 01, 2012
where is this Jaybee?
Why did you hide my very normal post on NL other-half thread?
Take time o!
cheesy
RomanceRe: Why I Think Nigerian Girls Are Ugly - With Pictures by slimyem: 10:30pm On Apr 01, 2012
coogar: you have the brain capacity of a culex mosquito.
so nigerian women should dress like those hood rats? really?
what else do you expect of someone who's hormones are holding his brain hostage?
Its not one bit surprising!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Finally Set For Marriage by slimyem: 10:19pm On Apr 01, 2012
....and so fccking what?
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
RomanceRe: Why Do Nairaland Guys Hate Nigerian Girls So Much? by slimyem: 9:52pm On Apr 01, 2012
Dyt: Awon oloshi dede
cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: Why Do Nairaland Guys Hate Nigerian Girls So Much? by slimyem: 9:49pm On Apr 01, 2012
mashnino: definately...you all ladies are nada w'out a man by her side

no matter how independent you are..
shut up there!
Stop talking with your arsehole!
What do you know?
Ode oshi!
RomanceRe: Who's Your nairaland Other Half? by slimyem: 9:20pm On Apr 01, 2012
ayosmiles: lol e be like say u sef dey trip 4 d guy. I go like watch when he start to dey gbench u. LMAO, LWKMD!
wetin you wan watch?
Berra face your other-half before i change course...
Nansense!
Christianity EtcRe: Logic Mind Praises The Lord. by slimyem: 8:20pm On Apr 01, 2012
smh!
RomanceRe: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by slimyem: 5:15pm On Apr 01, 2012
killz802: killz wld make dis thread its new breeding ground he as been stressing jaybee so whenever killx is picked on jaybee is on d look out. when killz picks on members jaybee is never on the look. bullshito
who's the impersonator? huh
RomanceRe: Am Gonna Miss My Spinsterhood by slimyem: 5:12pm On Apr 01, 2012
who cares!tongue
CultureRe: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by slimyem(op): 5:04pm On Apr 01, 2012
Miroslav klose: Na lie. post the before and after pix. I want to see what u desire( di saiya)
wait till forever! tonguetongue
RomanceRe: Why Online Dating Won't Work For Nigerians Especially On NL by slimyem: 11:35am On Apr 01, 2012
cheesy cheesy cheesy
CultureRe: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by slimyem(op): 11:32am On Apr 01, 2012
Miroslav klose: meaning u did tried it. show me ur bossom size then and now for comparison
i wanted to but i didnt find the beetle.
It didnt stop me from being sizeably chested though! cheesycheesy
CultureRe: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by slimyem(op): 11:29am On Apr 01, 2012
Miroslav klose: My mom told me that if i post on NL, a certain character called Slimyem will fall in love with me
haha!
Dream on boy!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Brand New Nairaland Theme by slimyem: 11:20am On Apr 01, 2012
na this one come worse pass!
Haba!
RomanceRe: What Is The Worst Relationship Advice You've Ever Gotten? by slimyem: 11:34pm On Mar 31, 2012
free2ryhme: Dear Nairalander Pls assist me in asking these busy bodies wey dey this quotes say dem no get work? Them take nairaland swear for una. All the posts on nairaland is filled with their nonsense tatafoo. I pity una husband oooo ... Nairaland Ashawoss
you are a mad man.
No doubts!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Needs Smart,intelligent Male Chatmates by slimyem(op): 11:22pm On Mar 31, 2012
finn: Smh. Hw does sum1 ask for chat mates and jus nt post any yahoo id or sth. U wana chat wit intellignt guys. Hop u r intellignt urslf
uncle,i didnt post any id on purpose!
I dont want my IM filled with junk requests!
Anyways,applications closed long ago!
Things have gotten interesting!cheesycheesy
you look cute though...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Needs Smart,intelligent Male Chatmates by slimyem(op): 11:20pm On Mar 31, 2012
Lilshaddy: Any hot and sexy lady in here,i am really good at what i do,i will be the best thing you ever had when it comes to sex,i can make you reach orgasm as many times as possible and can make u squirt,even locate ur G spot.Call or text me 08099743987
oga,you do not show any traits of the pre-requisites for application.
Please bounce!cheesycheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Needs Smart,intelligent Male Chatmates by slimyem(op): 11:17pm On Mar 31, 2012
anonymus11: coincedence ba! slimd1ck she is my own............... check my past pressent and future on nl u go see what i am talking about.......... i love light and hate darken so therefore if i decide to cast the demon from you ............... you go sulphur............women plenty for here go a fishing and leave my matrimonial wife out of wedlock.
you,na only mouth you dey take claim wife!
After that,nothing!
You never serious!cheesycheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Needs Smart,intelligent Male Chatmates by slimyem(op): 11:16pm On Mar 31, 2012
slimdick: Hey u, saw ur post and I think I'd love to meet make friends with intelligent mind like you. Can u mail me on olusegzyj@gmail.com ur no., I will gladly call. Thanks!
sorry, ur moniker don scare me!cheesycheesy
CultureRe: Funny But True To Life Superstitions by slimyem(op): 11:09pm On Mar 31, 2012
when i was young my age-mates and i were just developing boobies,we heard stories that if we wanted 'em boobies to be bigger,we should find a certain species of beetle and rub it on the neeples.
Dunno if it ever worked for anyone though!
RomanceRe: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by slimyem: 10:36pm On Mar 31, 2012
^lmao...see begging for front page...smh!
If your thread is front-page worthy,you needn't beg!
cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: "Have You Been Trapped In The Closet"? by slimyem: 10:32pm On Mar 31, 2012
^doesnt matter!
You can have a trapped in the closet experience without it being funny,crazy,unforgetable or sexy!cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: Romance Section LOVE Overhaul!! by slimyem: 10:27pm On Mar 31, 2012
Chimezie198: Oyi na atum (feeling cold) - unknown artiste
Flavour Na'bania!
Oya say thank you!cheesycheesy

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