₦airaland Forum

Sugardiva: You have already admitted on another thread that i am beautiful. No need for me to do that. While i appreciate the compliment i do not need the approval and neither does any Naija babe. Before u said i was beautiful i knew I was. Coogar take note too.

stop replying this frustrated monkey!
He aint worth it!

darqly: But I will never forget the girl who told me she had two TESTES to write tomorrow, so she has to read. Chai!!

lmao!

Latrice finally found a crazy Nigerian!
Hehehe

bennyraz: if u off key i go use Auto tune & modulation bring u back d key. If u dey E minor i fit play on top C major 4 u o. U get d drill. Had it been say u don reach 30-35yrs now, u no go dey demo. But sweetie relax na. I just hope u are worth d effort.

just make sure you are on key while at it.its the best option!
30-35 yrs ke?
O boy,that age be like 50yrs time!
Now is my time to front...deal or leave!
*winks*

chmod777: But in documents it is called Second language and your WAZOBIA is first. Why not eloquent in the first language

why not go back up,read ALL my posts on this thread and figure out you answer before jumping on me?

Chimezie198: Slimyem is quite preety but her set of teeth is something else! She really need to see a dentist.

oh really?
Refer me!

bittyend: Bitter? Nigerian girls are the easiest for me, I pick and dump - no hard work. I've never been to Naija party in London and not get at least two naija girls to bleep the week after. I'm not bitter, I'm just keeping it real. If I see a pretty naija girl on here, I'll be the first to put it out there, ya dig?

well,you sound like you are just hating for no reason in particular.
And trust me,Naija has really pretty women...
Pictures could be deceptive!
Look beyond them!

amefi: LOL @ claims.
Claim is what you receive from insurance,lotto win, court case compensation etc. Education on the on hand is acquired over a lifetime and ends in grave. It is an everyday process of learning. If you happen to come across someone who is ignorant in a particular field, especially the use of english, dont just get turned off.You could be of help in refining him to the best standard you deem fit for your class.



Anyway,how are you doing? Cheers.

i dont see any reason why anyone should be ignorant of a language that is his/her main vehicle of education!
It is however understandable for other fields outside that.
Refining means polishing-a little shine!it can be worked on but seriously,some *gbagauns* are not refineable.trust me!

breezy047: English is only a language amongst a million others but attraction has no language.

When you find a man who seems to have a huge quality and you feel very attracted. . .even if his english is watery like that of those neat sexy billionaire arab gentlemen. . .my dear you dont even need to lend your ears to understand what's going on between you two.
Your communications will find a way to make itself clear.


Oya bring you ears lemme bite

hey!
English is our official language and if anyone as much as schooled in Nigeria or any other English-speaking country for that matter,i expect them to be able to communicate sensibly and effectively with it!
*Gbagauns* make me puke and there's just no short-cut around it!
Wouldnt be nice if i laugh at every sentence my partner manages to form.would it?

bittyend: When I first saw nairaland's romance section, I thought it was going to be a place to meet some of the best gash naija has to offer; but that's far from the truth. All the girls on NL look ugly, talk ugly, and act ugly. It seems ugliness is the order of the day on NL. If the girls on NL are the best Nigeria has to offer - I guess I'll never move to Nigeria. A guy like me needs a pretty feminine face, with a perfect body around me all the time. I already gave up on Nigeria girls in London cos most of them are average looking, and boring in bed - and I guess Nigerian girls in Nigeria are not better.

N/B: Even the ones in photo-shopped pictures look so bummy

awww..someone's really bitter and acting it.
Rejection much?

Chimezie198: No mind slimyam joor. Dats why she cant find a man for over 6yrs now!

Dey there dey yarn opata...ode!

bennyraz: i can see u 4got to add *winks* at d end of u coment. But omo yi shakara e po gan o. Idowu tell me say u get demo. Now i dey see d demo. See even if i no ginger u hen. Atleast anoda para don use u dump u. Dat para wey use u, get dat joystick, i get joystick. Hin mean say we are joint heirs. Na d past generation and present generation of man dey bleep woman. Nothing new under d sun. I dey appreciate u o cuz i dey gbadun ur lyrics cuz hin dey give my soundtrack sense. Abeg no off key.

wait first!
Who be idowu?
Na goat abi na gorilla?
U dey follow animal talk?
I tire for you o....
If you wan sing lyrics,abeg arrange am proper make e sweet.
No dey drum *pangolo* for me else...if i off key,na finally be that o.
*winks*

bennyraz: i got video am put on top youtube and i go inbox u d link. But u don hear dat sound sultan song ''oko wan lo de'' listen. Oko wan lo de o babe oko wan lo de o. Ma lo gra gra ma lo pe tori oko wan lo de babe oko wan lo de o. **in english, it means guys scarce 4 town o no go use shakara trowey ur own o''

forget all of that boo!
Ti oko ba lo,oko lo maa ku!
Besides,what's the use of a cry-cry boo anyways..

this picture is so stale!

bennyraz: tape rolling, cut, action! ''bennyraz begins to shake is head. Humming begins, he really cant take it anymore all cuz of slimyem denying him access to is right, all of a sudden he begins to roll on d floor! explodes '' yea.. Ha, ha. Egbami o. Yea, babe jo. Omu mi su kun o. Ha egbami o.

slim smhing and loling @things men do for punny.
*Moves close to bennyraz,faces him and taps him on his shoulder....boy,you never try!
I need to know you really want it.....increase the tempo!*

bennyraz: so if i cry 4 u now, u no go give me do abi?

cry first...make i see!

stepo707: Some tears are real and it is now up to the girl to discern real the real tears.

you never really can tell it apart.
Men are so full of deceit!

Talking: Eloquence is not important at all IMO, CHARACTER is key. Simples!

the thread title says Looks versus Eloquence!

breezy047: You are a joke!

Tuface was once in the cabal of the notoriously ineloquent.

Yes oh
Nothing dey happen.

Now tellme what has english got to do with your own love?

i'm a joke.yes!
Now what?
The FIRST thing that'd make me lend my ears to what anyone has to say be it male or female (except illiterates) anyday-anytime is their ability to communicate in SIMPLE and correct english.
It has always been my INITIAL standard for evaluating anyone and it'll always be.
Bite me!

bennyraz: hav u experienced one?

more than one!
Fakest tears ever!

if na oyibo man remain,i'll rain-check on d1cks!

slimyem!
She completes me!

inability to express yourself in simple and correct english is an instant NO!
There's no excuse for bad english especially if the speaker claims to be educated.

a crying guy is simply trying to play on your emotions.
Its not real!

lefulefu: The other week our esteemed brother chemezie be dey ask about the correct password to get a naija babe and like a loving brothr i wan make this thread to help am and the others wey no know the correct password to catch a babe.now understand say na multiple passwords u go need to really make a typical naija babe to fall for u.
1:Be a very good liar:i don talk this one b4.for u to make a naija babe trip for u make u sabi lie.if u be poor guy never give her the impression say u no get money.if u must borrow ur pally best clothes to impress the babe den make u borrow am
2:be a car owner:na sure banker say if u get ride any naija babe go open her leg for u b4 u say kinta kinte!.naija babes dey always trip for guys wey get car because for their fish brain dem imagine say any guy wey get motor must get money on top.if u no get car den go borrow ur friend car or ur papa car.
3:be a good dresser:for u to make a naija babe fall hard for u then u need to sabi dress well well.naija babes dey always like guys for coat and tie or agbada(native wear) because dem believe such group of guys get fat account.
Make sure say una follow these passwords to the letter wen una wan toast a naija babe ooo.Use the passwords first b4 u come thank me.Prince lefulefu never lies and my code on naija babes dey always work .My password dey pass any firewall wey a naija babe wan put take obstruct my advances

am i the only one lolling at the bolded?

anyone ever tried carrots and some chocolatey wafers?
Its a banger!

....this case is critical!

this is the second dry thread from you today...and these stories are obviously a product of your low imaginative skills.
Try again!

onila: he will suffocate you in bed

u can only guess....u can't be sure!

......i dont check out male arses....except its being jiggled right in my face.
i do like a nice,well-rounded but moderate as..s on my man though..

Acidosis: Slimi yemi!

yewls!