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[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]But you are still a small girl. . . [/color][/quote]i will be a big girl someday!

this is about being 'Creamy'!
Please leave jambites out of it!
Esquinse me Pendo,are you creamy?

Big girls dont cry-Fergie!

ayosmiles: skinnyyem, are u blushing?

ayosnail,how my matter take concern you?

^no be only you o.
I am discombobulated!

shymmex: Everything about you smells ignorance and stupidity. How do you pass exams?

oh really?
Tell me about since you know so much,
ode!

-if a girl pounds an empty mortar,her biyest would become saggy!
-if someone is set out to punish you and you want him/her to forget,remove an eyelash and put it in your hair!

i read your story half-way.
too long and boring!
Please summarise!
Then again....my answer on true love depends on your definition of it!

why not buy YOUR girls lots of body cream so they can look 'Creamy'?
Nansense!

smh!

Superstitions are beliefs justified neither by reason,evidence nor by any religious canon.

Much as i dont beleive in superstitious stories,i have had a few reasons to reconsider my judgements concerning them.
This thread is directed at people who have heard or seen superstitious beliefs at play.
I'd go first with one i heard!

In my place,there's a particular local broom made from dry grass.anytime you happen to have constipation,you could just wave it over your tummy and speak words telling the broom to eat from it and poof,you feel better!

I heard another one about people who have boils on their knees.
All they need do is find a waste-dump and go kneel on it for a few minutes.funny but it worked for someone i know!

There's more......after i read yours!

Dyt: Is marriage a must?
Lyk seriously I nid gd points n if u r able convince me, I ll start my weddin plans, I promise

i thought they were in motion already??...

you cant help her if she's not ready to improve and if she had wanted to improve,she'd have worked on herself a long time ago!
Its hard to change a grown woman but there's no harm in trying!
Encourage her to read books,newspapers,and watch english speaking movies more(Not Nollywood!).
I pray its not too late!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Coldfeet has to be the best liar on NL. Imagine such Nollywood tale. Please what is the title of the movie? My illiterate neighbour is jobless as usual and disturbing me[/quote]why would she make up such story on here?
dey dere dey yarn opata!

[quote author=rowlandoo][/quote]forgerrit bro!
That ish was 4 long years ago!

Coldfeet: Concoction? Mix Jesus Christ and a repentant heart together and you'll have the BEST and NON-EXPIRING concoction to all your challenges! I met my husband during my search for redemption and YES I told him EVERYTHING do you have a problem with that?

love this answer!

i think the op's definition of flirt in this context is equal to being promiscuous.
Flirting can be harmless in the real sense of it!

WebSurfer: really?

i thought the op said in my own words..

most guys claim to never regret it...they boast of it instead!
Any girl who says she doesnt regret it is not deceiving anyone but herself!

kelz88: Honesty is the best policy. No point stringing someone along if you want nothing more to do with them other than that. People need to be more upfront about these things. Will save a lot of heartbreaks. (But what's to say one of them won't start falling for the other . . . . ..and complicate things? Hmmmm)

and this is where the problem usually starts!
And most times,one party usually falls!

....an overrated emotional feeling!

Coldfeet: The WORST advice I've ever taken from someone was from my now ex friend Nike! She told me that she knows someone who will make my PAPILO(sugar dad) at the time love me exclusively and give me whatever I demand! I followed her and was giving some unknown substance to lick and to speak my desires to a horn!!! after I'd written down the guys name and mothers name alongside mine. I was giving three little cuts on my chest and back! And that was it! My man became my mugu! He bought me a murano! Rented and stocked up a shop at a shopping complex in lekki! My bank account was at the greenest it has ever been! I lived the 'good' life! And funny enough I started refusing this guy sex and he never complained! One day my ex friend told me baba wants to see you o! And I thought what for? He has done his job and I've payed him! So I refused to see the baba. To cut a long story short AM THANKFUL TO GOD that i am still alive today to tell this story to whoever cares to read, all of a sudden I became dispensable! The guy doesn't have my time anymore! I crashed my suv hitting someone in the process, spent a lot on that! My business took a dive! I developed rashes over my body! The house I built in lekki had to be sold so I can offset my mounting bills! I became worst than who I was when I decided to manipulate my papilo. Today am happily married to a wonderful man and a mother of two belles and two princes! I had to give up all i acquired from that demonic union in order to survive and start afresh! The 3 little marks are still there to remind me of that time but I know that with time it will all fade away!! I gained the world and almost lost my soul! Ladies and Gents beware of use council you keep.

someone has been a very bad girl.
damn!

do men ever reform from womanizing?
@op,i dont know how a man who has screwed over a hundred girls will ever appreciate ONE woman he is married to.
I have refused a man because i knew about his sexcapades once and even though he sounded serious,i wasnt ready to be one of THEM.
I might look over a guy's past if i find the good in him but i'll definitely think twice about it!

Dyt: M sure she s got reasons

reasons that are not excusable!
Now,i know better than to ask her for any advice whatsoever..relaationship or not!

...date two guys at the same time since they arent in the same place-advice from a married AUNT!

love the answer!
Sadly,there are lots of girls who nurse Miss Pretty's ambitions.
Sadly!

spiritual cleansing?
Seriously?