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mine needs no explanation too..
Its transparent!

2buff: I no fit yahn. You'd have to come measure that yourself.

benny,wetin you dey smole these days wey dey make dey yarn opata?
All these one wey u put for up na nonsense!
Hia!

Idowuogbo: Sharrrrapppppp!!!

Bring ur wife make I use vibratorrrr test am na,walaiiii dem go hia ur I do screaming in Ghana like dis "yeh Bado moku, Mogbe, modarun, kini lo dun to yi"

Oya try me na

fccking perv!

ambrosini593: 1. A gossip. 2. A mummy boy or girl. 3. A sex machine. 4. Anger inclined. 5. Sweet sweet mouth guy or girl. 6. Hardly forgive guy or girl. 7. Over gentle guy or girl

ok.
Now,what are next?

daniel michael: Dis story is unsubstantial n stupid,d format is stupid.people in d text stupid,d summary stupid an d writer stupid.wat a conglomerated rezmerezed cocomerism n a fraudulated dextromerous woowoo,ad-infinitum

take it easy bro...
No vex abeg!

....mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew.
Like say this kain thing dey happen for real life...
Same old,same old fake recycled story!
Nansense!

olayiwola9: If you eat a chicken's anus, you get to reveal any secret you have.

i know this and i think its a ploy to stop one from eating it cuz its a really sweet part of a chicken.
Haha!

2buff: @killz So guy how does it feel huh? I mean, you've been piling up all these browny points since you started on NL.
They must taste good

@topic, please leave these lovely women alone. Much love to all my naija sistahs for all the cute little things they do for us
luv y'all from the depths of my balls.

how deep are your balls?really!

bittyend: eat some food.. slimmy

unrelated to topic!
Still doesnt stop you from being a loathsome GOAT!

[quote author=Chimezie198@]Uncle Jaybee hi
chimezie198 has been banned. Pls do sumthin
I pledge to be a good patriotic Nler, to be faithful, royal n honest
to serve nl with all my meaningful threads
To defend her unity against derailers
And uphold honor as a Moderator oneday
so help me Jaybee.
thanks![/quote]this guy's mad.i swaar!

free2ryhme: Must e on ever post on nairaland go find work abeg

you dey craze ni?
Wetin concern you concern me?
Park well abeg!
Nonsense!

there's nothing called 'Naija Beauty!' and beauty is relative best defined by the beholder!

it can be either!
It has to be both!
Like killz,will beg parents till they accept !

Bitterend is a goat!
His brain has being held hostage by his hormones!
This thread is BULLSHIT!

are you so dumb you do not know how many times this topic has been debated?
Smh!
Ode!

op,keep fooling yourself about being immune!
For all you know,you might just be in the 'window period ' stage.berra go for another test in 6months time!
Immune ko,immunity ni!
Nansense!

Ijogz K: If i don't get Married to Idowu and Slimyem... Am not gonna get Married den ... My decision if final

what are you really smoking these days?
Stop it!its discombobulating you big time!

back in school,i though extra cash wont be such a bad idea..and because girls love clothes and shoes so much,i started selling.
One of my cousins would send the stuff down here,i'd sell and send the money to her.
Lets just say my girlfriends bought a larger part of my goods on credit and refused to pay as at when due.
I got tired of the whole thing because of that.some friends are still owing me till date(7 years later).
Business lasted one semester!

basking4me: The throw your tooth with 7 stones thing was trouble for me oo.. cos I almost didnt have any teeth left in my mouth at a stage in my life.. The lizards had my dentition for dinner.

I feared this one too back then.
Lol

yuzedo: If you say "its getting hot in here" 3 times into a mirror, Nelly appears and puts plaster on your cheek.
Try it, it works!!!

lmao!

mollytinrox: Here are a few:
*if you spit on the ground and you don't cover it up with sand, and some fellow steps on it, you're bound to have sore throat.
*if you have sex in the afternoon, you'll birth an albino.
*if you're pregnant and you eat plantain, your child's head will have ridges. If you eat okra or snail, the child will be sluggish and drooling!
*If you're lying or sitting down and you're pregnant, and someone crosses over you, your child will look like the person.
*if you're pregnant and you go out @ noon without a piece of metal or rock, evil children will enter your womb and you'll birth them.

these ones,classic!
Dunno if they are ever true though...

Coefficient: That eyelash thingy works 100%. I did it countless times to make my dad and teacher forget my numerous 'heinous' crimes back then and it worked like magic!
Am even planning to use it for my boss anytime soon


The Lekeleke thing works too. Good ol'days!

hmmn...someone has done some real wrong!
Tell us maybe?

valencia25: When Male and Female Dog are having sex, you take a nail to the soil close to the two Dogs and Nailed down... They will both get stuck together for eternity if you decide not to remove it, anyone tried this?

sounds like some real diabolical shyt!

apocalypse: That shouldn't be much of a myth , imagine the sheer velocity of the moving biyest while pounding the mortar , empty or not , and you can get an idea why it will go saggy

oh well......

apocalypse: The question is did it work for you ?

i didnt find the beetle.
My biyests are as real as ever!

wow!
Seems like everybody had a thing with the lekeleke and white finger dots.
I did too and its mysterious till date!
-i testify to the one about using two fingers to pull down a flying bird too.
Funny!

Miroslav klose: My mom told me that anyone with the name slimyam of fatyem go get bad mouth

one simple word-RUDE!
This question doesnt need asking!

what is the moral lesson here?