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Romance › Re: Men With Long Nails -yuck! by slimyem: 8:40am On Mar 21, 2012

Idowuogbo: Ode!!!

Se dada lo ji?

Anyways I no na marathon den use put u to bed ,no wonder u and boiling ring share d same weight.

olodo,
o tun ti bere laaro yi abi?
Jen koko loje breakfast na ki'n wa deal pelu e! grin

Romance › Re: Bride Slumps As Taxi Driver Escapes With Wedding Food by slimyem: 8:34am On Mar 21, 2012

MRbrownJAY: all the food and drinks has "street value", so i wonder why anyone would hand it to a stranger in a taxi, like that.
i mean, its obvious that the guy could have ate some of the food, drink the beverages or done worst to the food. who is the dumbass who decided that the taxi driver should go alone with the stuff?

i thought this same thing!
Letting the driver go alone to the venue was the dumbest thing ever!
I wonder what was later served at the wedding...meatpie perhaps?
Lmao!

Romance › Re: Men With Long Nails -yuck! by slimyem: 8:30am On Mar 21, 2012

bennyraz: Naaah. she likes u o. Have u bin reading our conversation?

i know she likes me.
She just enjoys playing it the reverse way and i do too.
Yeah,i read it all.funny!

Romance › Re: Loud And Outspoken Or Quiet And Shy? by slimyem: 8:27am On Mar 21, 2012

either will rock in their own way!
I hate extremes of both though....

Romance › Re: Men With Long Nails -yuck! by slimyem: 8:24am On Mar 21, 2012

bennyraz,you are so making me lol here.
Thanks for the thumbs up!

and dont mind id,she's hurting cuz she can't wrap her hands aroud what makes me.she'll grow old trying! cheesy

Romance › Re: Bride Slumps As Taxi Driver Escapes With Wedding Food by slimyem: 11:23pm On Mar 20, 2012

Damn!
This is some funny story!

Romance › Re: Is She Playing Secret Games?. by slimyem: 10:17pm On Mar 20, 2012

utala: am speechless b\cus i just come out from lust i call love
used another id to add her, see wat she we do. confront her
and tell her dat u want open relation, if she want happy marriage with u

my brother becareful, pass experience has dry feelin of love in me
im askin myself if i can love again
there is not supposed to be hading thing to person u want to marry.
any way just ask god if she is the right one to u,
u can change her if she is the right one,
just a matter of time, and calling her attention to god

good luck

can anybody make sense of the above or is it just me?

Romance › Re: Guys Can U Wash Ur Partners Cloth by slimyem: 9:42pm On Mar 20, 2012

[quote author=~Killz~]You mean you smoke cow dung? huh

Why would you do that? huh

Does it help in maintaining your slim figure? huh

[/quote]stop playing reverse!
That question was meant for you!
Never mind,i got my answer already! tongue

Romance › Re: Guys Can U Wash Ur Partners Cloth by slimyem: 9:26pm On Mar 20, 2012

[quote author=~Killz~]Kilon je be huh

[/quote]you smoke cow dung? cool

Romance › Re: Please! I Need Urgent Help by slimyem: 9:23pm On Mar 20, 2012

kelz88: Change your mindset.

case closed!

Romance › Re: Guys Can U Wash Ur Partners Cloth by slimyem: 9:06pm On Mar 20, 2012

[quote author=~Killz~]***Slimmy don dey get sense sha. . .*** cool

[/quote]o fagbo yo ni? cool

Romance › Re: Is She Playing Secret Games?. by slimyem: 8:59pm On Mar 20, 2012

I assume you've been dating for a while....how come you just added her as friend on fbk?
And seriously since you know her as well as you claim to do,it shouldnt be a big deal!
She's in the best position to tell you her whys for not adding you.ask her!

Romance › Re: Men With Long Nails -yuck! by slimyem: 8:51pm On Mar 20, 2012

Idowuogbo: wot u on? sesiminia or u don dey sniff sugar ni?

how hyena take enter talk, are u trying to tell me something?

just trying to give succour to your soul...
Never mind sha!

Romance › Re: Can You Date A Girl Who Takes Alkohol? by slimyem: 8:48pm On Mar 20, 2012

Idowuogbo: U bore me,ur weight never reach.

so no show

now bounce!

wher you dey go?
Time neva reach to fcck aboki nah...
Anyways,go do rehearsal and come back here asap!

Romance › Re: Men With Long Nails -yuck! by slimyem: 8:45pm On Mar 20, 2012

Idowuogbo: Na boss!! i would hate scars all over me after some hardcore section.

no scars,except you plan on doing hyenas!

Romance › Re: Can You Date A Girl Who Takes Alkohol? by slimyem: 8:39pm On Mar 20, 2012

Idowuogbo: u wan start abi? ikeji aja

asiwin ologbo!

Romance › Re: Men With Long Nails -yuck! by slimyem: 8:26pm On Mar 20, 2012

i dont see its use but its not so yuck for me as long as its neat!

Romance › Re: Can You Date A Girl Who Takes Alkohol? by slimyem: 8:23pm On Mar 20, 2012

Idowuogbo: Monkey!

baboon!

Romance › Re: Can You Date A Girl Who Takes Alkohol? by slimyem: 8:02pm On Mar 20, 2012

tellwisdom: slimyansh, have u tasted barcadi before?? I have it at home . # Come quick so we drink and tansh

It wont pain

Romance › Re: Can You Date A Girl Who Takes Alkohol? by slimyem: 8:01pm On Mar 20, 2012

Idowuogbo: if i drink wiv d wan wey dey do me so , na to craze remain na.

the one wey you dey smoke sef pass alcohol!
If you add alcohol join,na to just carry you go yaba left!

Romance › Re: Can You Date A Girl Who Takes Alkohol? by slimyem: 7:58pm On Mar 20, 2012

as long as a girl isnt a drunk,norring do her!
For a guy who wont date her just because shels an occassional drinker,its his loss!

Romance › Re: Guys Can U Wash Ur Partners Cloth by slimyem: 7:53pm On Mar 20, 2012

if he's my boyfriend and he's not sick,i can rinse and spread his cloth while he's washing it!
If he's my husband's,i'll wash his cloth no matter what!

Romance › Re: Your Idea Actions If You Found Your Girlfriend/boyfriend On Dating Site by slimyem: 7:48pm On Mar 20, 2012

caye: dat means slimyemi is a BITCH!

whatever!

Romance › Re: Your Idea Actions If You Found Your Girlfriend/boyfriend On Dating Site by slimyem: 7:47pm On Mar 20, 2012

Pakavy: dats my baby..oops i forgot my sweatheart idowuogbo is on this thread..make she no nack me akpago in.contrast to d retoasting line

Romance › Re: Sleep Over by slimyem: 6:14pm On Mar 20, 2012

Romance › Re: Can you invite Random strangers to your house? by slimyem: 5:32pm On Mar 20, 2012

its usually best to know someone a little better before inviting them to your home but not everybody thinks that way these days!

Romance › Re: Your Idea Actions If You Found Your Girlfriend/boyfriend On Dating Site by slimyem: 4:58pm On Mar 20, 2012

SAFO: Slimy & Cocoa, you 2 have been having beef for quite some time now. Why don't both of you come sit down and tell uncle SAFO what the problem is.

uncle,there's really no problem at my end here...
Dunno about the other end though...

Romance › Re: Can You Go Down On Your Knees To Beg A Man Not To Leave? by slimyem: 4:55pm On Mar 20, 2012

[quote author=BABE!]Why must he not? You slept with his friend; it's only normal for him to threaten to leave. [/quote]if you read my earlier posts,you'd see i mentioned its excusable if the issue bothers around infidelity!

Romance › Re: Your Idea Actions If You Found Your Girlfriend/boyfriend On Dating Site by slimyem: 4:31pm On Mar 20, 2012

Pakavy: slimyem and freecocoa una dey share d same husband?!must u run a battle of insults ova ur opinions.una dey show una sef o!!!oya u guys shuld shake and make up na

bro,nothing dey happen o!
I'm ever so gentle!

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